taskmaster
| id | series | episode | task | speaker | roots | quote | studio |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 969 | 9 | 65 | 379 | 48 | ["shit"] | It’s stressful when you’ve had a big shit. | 1 |
| 970 | 9 | 65 | 380 | 51 | ["fuck"] | Oh, for fuck’s sake. | 0 |
| 971 | 9 | 65 | 380 | 2 | ["fuck"] | Then, half an aubergine in, you went, "Oh, fuck this, they’re going in my pants." | 1 |
| 972 | 9 | 65 | 381 | 49 | ["Christ"] | Oh, Christ. | 0 |
| 973 | 9 | 65 | 381 | 50 | ["fuck","ass/arse"] | Oh, fuck it, I’m going to accuse this of being a dodo 'cause I can't be arsed to go any further. | 0 |
| 974 | 9 | 65 | 381 | 48 | ["bollock"] | Oh, bollocks. | 0 |
| 975 | 9 | 65 | 381 | 52 | ["fuck"] | Fuck that. That’s lavender. That's violet. | 0 |
| 976 | 9 | 65 | 381 | 48 | ["fuck"] | That just tastes of... what the fuck is that? | 0 |
| 977 | 9 | 65 | 381 | 52 | ["fuck"] | Fuck. Off. | 0 |
| 978 | 9 | 65 | 381 | 48 | ["shit"] | Do they all taste of shit? | 0 |
| 979 | 9 | 65 | 381 | 52 | ["fuck"] | Fuck off! | 0 |
| 980 | 9 | 65 | 381 | 2 | ["shit"] | Sounds like absolute horseshit to me. | 1 |
| 981 | 9 | 65 | 382 | 2 | ["shit"] | I wasn't expecting the bush woman; it scared the shit out of me. | 1 |
| 982 | 9 | 65 | 383 | 48 | ["fuck"] | Oh, have I fucked this up? | 1 |
| 983 | 9 | 65 | 383 | 50 | ["fuck"] | I’ve finished me fucking snake! | 1 |
| 984 | 9 | 66 | 2 | ["ass/arse"] | And to my left, a man who Tina Turner once described as simply the best. And, in a separate conversation, as a complete arsehole. | 1 | |
| 985 | 9 | 66 | 384 | 2 | ["shit"] | Yeah but that's not the bag, the bag was shit. | 1 |
| 986 | 9 | 66 | 385 | 52 | ["damn"] | Damn it. | 0 |
| 987 | 9 | 66 | 385 | 52 | ["fuck"] | Fuck. | 0 |
| 988 | 9 | 66 | 386 | 48 | ["bollock"] | Is this going to be some kind of Sudoku-style bollocks? | 0 |
| 989 | 9 | 66 | 386 | 52 | ["fuck"] | Three's gotta be upside down. This is a mind-fuck, actually. | 0 |
| 990 | 9 | 66 | 386 | 51 | ["shit"] | This is gonna look absolutely dogshit. | 0 |
| 991 | 9 | 66 | 386 | 48 | ["bollock"] | Tiny bit of bollock. | 0 |
| 992 | 9 | 66 | 386 | 2 | ["shit"] | That is some kind of Sudoku bullshit. | 1 |
| 993 | 9 | 66 | 386 | 1 | ["bollock"] | And he says normal person but just below the lip, right in the middle, that's a little bit of bollock. | 1 |
| 994 | 9 | 66 | 386 | 49 | ["fuck"] | David, why the fuck are you talking now?! | 1 |
| 995 | 9 | 66 | 387 | 50 | ["shit"] | Guantanamo Bay. Oh, G, sorry. Shit. | 0 |
| 996 | 9 | 66 | 387 | 2 | ["fuck"] | We're essentially watching The Real Marigold Hotel up there, when you've stopped for a fucking sandwich! | 1 |
| 997 | 9 | 66 | 387 | 50 | ["fuck"] | It told us to make a fucking sandwich. | 1 |
| 998 | 9 | 66 | 387 | 50 | ["fuck"] | I did know we were doing it against the clock and I didn't give a fuck! | 1 |
| 999 | 9 | 66 | 388 | 49 | ["fuck"] | Oh, you motherfucker. | 1 |
| 1000 | 9 | 67 | 389 | 2 | ["shit"] | It's absolutely shit, well done. | 1 |
| 1001 | 9 | 67 | 389 | 2 | ["shit"] | It's absolutely shit, Ivor! | 1 |
| 1002 | 9 | 67 | 389 | 48 | ["shit"] | It's so shit. | 1 |
| 1003 | 9 | 67 | 389 | 1 | ["dick"] | The stick and the dick? | 1 |
| 1004 | 9 | 67 | 389 | 2 | ["dick"] | The stick and the dick. | 1 |
| 1005 | 9 | 67 | 389 | 2 | ["dick"] | As so often in life I do, I'm gonna put dick in second place. | 1 |
| 1006 | 9 | 67 | 390 | 49 | ["fuck","hell"] | Oh, fucking hell. | 0 |
| 1007 | 9 | 67 | 390 | 2 | ["fuck"] | And Jo simply couldn't give a fuck. | 1 |
| 1008 | 9 | 67 | 390 | 52 | ["ass/arse"] | Whaaa! No, I'm such a dumbass. | 0 |
| 1009 | 9 | 67 | 391 | 52 | ["fuck"] | Oh no, it's on the fucking thing. | 0 |
| 1010 | 9 | 67 | 391 | 52 | ["damn"] | No! I nailed it to the damn table! | 0 |
| 1011 | 9 | 67 | 391 | 2 | ["fuck"] | Rose, what the fuck was your thing? | 1 |
| 1012 | 9 | 67 | 392 | 51 | ["fuck"] | I had a fucking horrible time on it. | 1 |
| 1013 | 9 | 67 | 393 | 51 | ["fuck"] | Fuck. How'd that go? | 0 |
| 1014 | 9 | 67 | 393 | 49 | ["ass/arse"] | Why have you done it like this, Ed, you absolute arsehole. | 0 |
| 1015 | 9 | 67 | 393 | 2 | ["fuck"] | Okay, I don't know where to fucking start here. | 1 |
| 1016 | 9 | 67 | 393 | 50 | ["fuck","fuck"] | Yeah, and didn't fucking eat it. Just got on with it, like a quiet, nerdy fuckwit. | 1 |
| 1017 | 9 | 67 | 393 | 2 | ["Christ"] | Jesus Christ. | 1 |
| 1018 | 9 | 67 | 393 | 48 | ["ass/arse","ass/arse"] | It just says Broad Arse now. Do you want a Broad Arse Award? | 0 |
| 1019 | 9 | 67 | 393 | 52 | ["shit"] | What do you mean? Oh, shit. | 0 |
| 1020 | 9 | 67 | 394 | 48 | ["piss"] | Can I piss in it? | 1 |
| 1021 | 9 | 67 | 394 | 2 | ["piss"] | That wouldn't be water, David, would it? It would be piss. | 1 |
| 1022 | 9 | 67 | 394 | 48 | ["shit"] | Shit! | 1 |
| 1023 | 9 | 67 | 394 | 52 | ["fuck"] | Whaaa! That was fucking sand! | 1 |
| 1024 | 9 | 68 | 395 | 2 | ["fuck"] | Why am I opening a fucking library all of a sudden? | 1 |
| 1025 | 9 | 68 | 396 | 48 | ["shit"] | Shit. | 0 |
| 1026 | 9 | 68 | 397 | 49 | ["fuck"] | I've got three sensitivity levels. And I'll be honest, I'm on my top fucking one right now! | 1 |
| 1027 | 9 | 68 | 398 | 48 | ["bollock"] | That was a mistake, wasn't it? Bollocks. | 0 |
| 1028 | 9 | 68 | 398 | 52 | ["fuck"] | It's a tube, fuck. | 0 |
| 1029 | 9 | 68 | 398 | 2 | ["ass/arse"] | Drink receptacles, my sweet ass. | 1 |
| 1030 | 9 | 68 | 398 | 49 | ["fuck"] | Fuck it, I call 'em cups. | 1 |
| 1031 | 9 | 68 | 399 | 49 | ["shit"] | Absolute bullshit. | 1 |
| 1032 | 9 | 68 | 399 | 52 | ["damn"] | Ughhh, God damn it. | 1 |
| 1033 | 9 | 68 | 399 | 2 | ["shit"] | Could not be shitter. | 1 |
| 1034 | 9 | 69 | 400 | 2 | ["piss"] | Yeah, because I like my sweeties with a thin coating of multiple layers of piss. | 1 |
| 1035 | 9 | 69 | 400 | 48 | ["piss"] | Who's pissing in the pick 'n' mix in your house? | 1 |
| 1036 | 9 | 69 | 400 | 2 | ["piss"] | They did a test, didn't they, on mints. There was 400 types of piss on the mint. | 1 |
| 1037 | 9 | 69 | 400 | 49 | ["piss"] | I didn't know there were that many types of piss. | 1 |
| 1038 | 9 | 69 | 401 | 51 | ["shit"] | Or do you, like, do this? That was a shit laugh. | 0 |
| 1039 | 9 | 69 | 401 | 52 | ["damn"] | God damn it. | 0 |
| 1040 | 9 | 69 | 401 | 49 | ["shit"] | Turns out I am shit at lasso. Don't look at your watch! | 0 |
| 1041 | 9 | 69 | 402 | 48 | ["bollock"] | Oh bollocks, right, that's alright, that's alright. | 0 |
| 1042 | 9 | 69 | 402 | 48 | ["fuck"] | Oh, fuck! | 0 |
| 1043 | 9 | 69 | 402 | 48 | ["bollock"] | Bollocks. | 0 |
| 1044 | 9 | 69 | 402 | 48 | ["fuck"] | Well, that's not very nice, I didn't fucking torture you. | 1 |
| 1045 | 9 | 69 | 402 | 52 | ["shit"] | Oh, it's Taskmaster, shit. | 0 |
| 1046 | 9 | 69 | 403 | Gareth the Magician | ["hell"] | I didn't, but I've learned a hell of a lot more in life than I would've ever learned at university. | 0 |
| 1047 | 9 | 69 | 403 | 2 | ["fuck"] | I thought I was gonna come here and someone was gonna ask me if I'd ever been to fucking Penge. | 1 |
| 1048 | 9 | 69 | 403 | 49 | ["fuck"] | You didn't have a system because you just walked in, didn't give a fuck, and then left again! | 1 |
| 1049 | 9 | 69 | 404 | 49 | ["fuck"] | Fuck you, Matafeo! | 1 |
| 1050 | 9 | 70 | 405 | 48 | ["fuck"] | You know why, because I fucking hate fields. | 1 |
| 1051 | 9 | 70 | 406 | 48 | ["cock"] | I'm just gonna say the words 'my cock', and move on. | 0 |
| 1052 | 9 | 70 | 406 | 1 | ["cock"] | I wanna find out if he went cock or not. | 1 |
| 1053 | 9 | 70 | 406 | 11 | ["cock","cock"] | Love that your first thought was cock, you made a cock, and at the last second put it on your head. | 1 |
| 1054 | 9 | 70 | 406 | 1 | ["bollock","bollock"] | You did say at the time, the wig was the dog's bollocks. You kept saying "the wig's the dog's bollocks". | 1 |
| 1055 | 9 | 70 | 407 | 50 | ["bollock"] | Bollocks, Alex. | 1 |
| 1056 | 9 | 70 | 409 | 50 | ["fuck"] | Well, fuck off. | 1 |
| 1057 | 9 | 70 | 409 | 2 | ["Christ"] | Jesus Christ. | 1 |
| 1058 | 9 | 70 | 409 | 48 | ["piss"] | Stop taking the piss. | 1 |
| 1059 | 9 | 70 | 409 | 52 | ["fuck","shit"] | Fuck! Shit! | 1 |
| 1060 | 9 | 71 | 410 | 48 | ["shit"] | I didn't even need a shit. | 1 |
| 1061 | 9 | 71 | 410 | 48 | ["ass/arse"] | I believe there used to be, like, Henry VIII used to have a bloke who actually wiped his arse for him. | 1 |
| 1062 | 9 | 71 | 410 | 1 | ["ass/arse"] | Uhh, Henry VIII had a person who wiped his arse for him, yes, yes. | 1 |
| 1063 | 9 | 71 | 410 | 51 | ["shit"] | I'll show you where she keeps it, she keeps it in the shittest room in the whole house. | 1 |
| 1064 | 9 | 71 | 410 | 49 | ["shit"] | Yeah, but it looks like she wouldn't give a shit. | 1 |
| 1065 | 9 | 71 | 410 | 2 | ["Christ"] | Jesus Christ. | 1 |
| 1066 | 9 | 71 | 410 | 50 | ["fuck"] | Oh, fuck it, I wish it was. | 1 |
| 1067 | 9 | 71 | 410 | 2 | ["shit"] | I find this incredible, that I'm giving five points to a piece of shit roll. | 1 |
| 1068 | 9 | 71 | 411 | 49 | ["fuck","shit"] | Are you fucking shitting me? | 0 |
| 1069 | 9 | 71 | 411 | 49 | ["twat"] | ♪ Why didn't you do this first, you stupid twat? ♪ | 0 |