taskmaster
| id | series | episode | task | speaker | roots | quote | studio |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 874 | 8 | 55 | 323 | 2 | ["fuck"] | Fuck off! | 1 |
| 875 | 8 | 55 | 323 | 45 | ["slut"] | Four sluts, that's what I'm hearing! | 1 |
| 876 | 8 | 55 | 324 | 46 | ["twat"] | I'm known for looking like a twat on The Chase. | 1 |
| 877 | 8 | 55 | 324 | 2 | ["twat"] | I don't think you look like a twat. | 1 |
| 878 | 8 | 55 | 325 | 44 | ["shit"] | Shit! | 0 |
| 879 | 8 | 55 | 325 | 44 | ["fuck"] | Fuck! | 0 |
| 880 | 8 | 55 | 326 | 47 | ["shit"] | Oh, I am shit at this! | 0 |
| 881 | 8 | 55 | 326 | 47 | ["shit"] | Down, up... Oh, shit. | 0 |
| 882 | 8 | 55 | 326 | 44 | ["hell"] | I don't know what the hell that was. | 1 |
| 883 | 8 | 56 | 329 | 2 | ["tits"] | It's a lovely reminder of childhood, listening to crackly radio while you snuggle up to your mum's feet-tits. | 1 |
| 884 | 8 | 56 | 330 | 2 | ["shit"] | Then, obviously, Liphook's shit. That gets two points, it doesn't deserve them. | 1 |
| 885 | 8 | 56 | 331 | 47 | ["shit"] | Ah, shit. | 0 |
| 886 | 8 | 56 | 332 | 2 | ["hell"] | I mean, what the hell? What were you doing?! | 1 |
| 887 | 8 | 56 | 333 | 44 | ["fuck"] | Fuck it. | 0 |
| 888 | 8 | 56 | 333 | 44 | ["hell"] | It's honestly... just dehumanising. Bloody hell. | 0 |
| 889 | 8 | 57 | 335 | 2 | ["shit"] | What have you got, Sian, because that's obviously shit! | 1 |
| 890 | 8 | 57 | 336 | 2 | ["piss"] | with three points, I'm going to give the hot, thin, high stream of piss volcano. | 1 |
| 891 | 8 | 57 | 337 | 43 | ["fuck"] | Skirt? Fuck! | 0 |
| 892 | 8 | 57 | 337 | 43 | ["damn"] | Damn it! | 0 |
| 893 | 8 | 57 | 337 | 2 | ["fuck"] | You can't go on any quiz show ever because you give an answer, and then you go, "Fuck!" | 1 |
| 894 | 8 | 57 | 338 | 44 | ["fuck"] | ♪ Fuck off, Alex. ♪ | 0 |
| 895 | 8 | 57 | 338 | 45 | ["shit"] | I got your car, I threw some shit on it. | 0 |
| 896 | 8 | 57 | 339 | 43 | ["shit","shit","shit"] | It's a piece of shit! This piece of shit! This piece of shit, ugh! | 1 |
| 897 | 8 | 57 | 339 | 46 | ["fuck"] | Oh, fuck, yes! | 1 |
| 898 | 8 | 57 | 339 | 46 | ["fuck"] | I said I'll only mention my injured shoulder when my injured shoulder is actually fucking affecting how I'm performing. | 1 |
| 899 | 8 | 58 | 340 | 2 | ["shit"] | Iain's already got the doctor shit-faced. | 1 |
| 900 | 8 | 58 | 342 | 2 | ["piss"] | In the one clip we saw, you did look maybe a bit pissed. | 1 |
| 901 | 8 | 58 | 344 | 44 | ["shit"] | So far it looks like the first bit of a really shit Olympics Opening Ceremony. | 1 |
| 902 | 8 | 59 | 347 | 44 | ["fuck"] | That's what... Fuck, I mean, that's made it worse! | 0 |
| 903 | 8 | 59 | 347 | 44 | ["fuck"] | This is a fucking disaster. | 0 |
| 904 | 8 | 59 | 347 | 43 | ["shit"] | Oh, you... shit! | 0 |
| 905 | 8 | 59 | 347 | 43 | ["fuck"] | "You may not leave the room." Fuck it, let's do that as well. | 0 |
| 906 | 8 | 59 | 347 | 46 | ["fuck"] | I'm thinking as long as I get sand into the bucket then at least some fuckwit's gonna disqualify himself. | 1 |
| 907 | 8 | 59 | 348 | 44 | ["shit"] | Oh, shit. | 0 |
| 908 | 8 | 59 | 348 | 44 | ["Christ"] | Oh, Christ. | 0 |
| 909 | 8 | 59 | 351 | 2 | ["Christ"] | Jesus Christ! | 1 |
| 910 | 8 | 60 | 352 | 2 | ["Christ"] | I don't mind a window. I think that's your strongest effort so far. Jesus Christ! | 1 |
| 911 | 8 | 60 | 352 | 43 | ["fuck"] | He brought in a fucking window! | 1 |
| 912 | 8 | 60 | 354 | 45 | ["fuck"] | Fucking the man! | 1 |
| 913 | 8 | 60 | 355 | 43 | ["damn"] | I wanted a goddamn pen, Greg. | 1 |
| 914 | 8 | 60 | 355 | 43 | ["fuck"] | Look, you fucking did! You did! | 1 |
| 915 | 8 | 60 | 355 | 47 | ["piss"] | Piece of piss. | 1 |
| 916 | 8 | 60 | 355 | 46 | ["dick"] | I'm an absolute dickhead at every other task. That one should be in my territory. | 1 |
| 917 | 8 | 60 | 355 | 45 | ["hell"] | Flippin' hell, you didn't tell me! | 0 |
| 918 | 8 | 61 | 2 | ["fuck","hell"] | Fuckin' hell, Alex. | 1 | |
| 919 | 8 | 61 | 2 | ["fuck"] | Fuck. | 1 | |
| 920 | 8 | 61 | 359 | 43 | ["fuck"] | For fuck's sake! | 0 |
| 921 | 8 | 61 | 359 | 43 | ["fuck"] | Fuck it. | 0 |
| 922 | 8 | 61 | 359 | 43 | ["damn"] | Damn it! | 0 |
| 923 | 8 | 61 | 359 | 46 | ["hell"] | The temptation is to assume that the others will go hell for leather trying to accumulate as many Pink Ladies as possible. | 0 |
| 924 | 8 | 61 | 360 | 44 | ["fuck","hell"] | Fucking hell. | 0 |
| 925 | 8 | 61 | 361 | 43 | ["dick"] | Only I, right, only I can donate to charity and make it look... dickish. | 0 |
| 926 | 8 | 61 | 361 | 45 | ["shit"] | You're full of horse shit. | 1 |
| 927 | 8 | 61 | 361 | 1 | ["shit"] | Sorry, sorry. Lou's just saying you're full of horse shit. | 1 |
| 928 | 8 | 61 | 361 | 2 | ["shit","shit"] | I don't know if it's shit or good. I don't know if it's shit or good. | 1 |
| 929 | 8 | 62 | 363 | 46 | ["shit"] | I had no idea until I did Taskmaster that I was actually as thick as pigshit. | 1 |
| 930 | 8 | 62 | 364 | 44 | ["shit"] | It's like a sort of metaphor for just life and the future, isn't it? Could be different, but all shit. | 0 |
| 931 | 8 | 62 | 364 | 2 | ["shit"] | Nice that in this episode Joe finally works out that this entire show is a metaphor for how shit life is. | 1 |
| 932 | 8 | 62 | 364 | 46 | ["bugger"] | Not going to bugger it up any more than I have to. | 0 |
| 933 | 8 | 62 | 364 | 2 | ["Christ"] | Christ! | 1 |
| 934 | 8 | 62 | 364 | 2 | ["shit"] | It's so shit! | 1 |
| 935 | 8 | 62 | 364 | 45 | ["fuck"] | Fuck off! Honestly, I can't actually believe this. | 1 |
| 936 | 8 | 62 | 365 | 44 | ["shit"] | The clothing is shit. | 0 |
| 937 | 8 | 62 | 365 | 43 | ["shit"] | Shit! | 0 |
| 938 | 8 | 62 | 365 | 45 | ["shit"] | Shit. Yellow, yellow! | 0 |
| 939 | 8 | 62 | 365 | 43 | ["Christ"] | Quick, catch something, for Christ's sake! | 0 |
| 940 | 8 | 62 | 365 | 43 | ["fuck"] | What the fuck! | 0 |
| 941 | 8 | 62 | 366 | 2 | ["dick"] | Another "Mummy" followed by, erm, making it look like you've got a big dick between your... | 1 |
| 942 | 8 | 62 | 366 | 44 | ["fuck"] | Oh, fuck me! | 0 |
| 943 | 8 | 62 | 366 | 44 | ["Christ"] | Oh, Christ... | 0 |
| 944 | 8 | 63 | 368 | 46 | ["fuck"] | Number three, it protects you from having children because no one will fuck you. | 1 |
| 945 | 8 | 63 | 368 | 2 | ["Christ"] | Jesus Christ. | 1 |
| 946 | 8 | 63 | 369 | 46 | ["dick"] | Oh, come on, you dick! | 0 |
| 947 | 8 | 63 | 369 | 2 | ["fuck"] | Iain has often been the person who's gone, "Right, I'm going in. Let's fuckin' do this!" | 1 |
| 948 | 8 | 63 | 372 | 45 | ["shit"] | Thank you. Oh, shit, uh... | 0 |
| 949 | 8 | 63 | 372 | 45 | ["shit"] | Shit, we threw the banana skin away. | 0 |
| 950 | 8 | 63 | 372 | 43 | ["damn"] | It was in the goddamn task! | 0 |
| 951 | 8 | 63 | 372 | 2 | ["fuck"] | I mean, the other team‒it looked like the end of the fucking world. | 1 |
| 952 | 8 | 63 | 372 | 1 | ["ass/arse"] | At one point, she shouted, "Get up my arse and wriggle!" to Paul. | 1 |
| 953 | 8 | 63 | 372 | 44 | ["hell"] | If you saw that in a cathedral in sort of southern Spain, you'd think, "Bloody hell." | 1 |
| 954 | 8 | 63 | 373 | 43 | ["damn"] | Damn it! | 1 |
| 955 | 8 | 64 | 374 | 43 | ["shit"] | Wait till you get your knees up, you will eliminate that next shit. | 1 |
| 956 | 8 | 64 | 375 | 43 | ["fuck"] | Where the fuck has this come from?! | 1 |
| 957 | 8 | 64 | 375 | 44 | ["wank"] | I'm so fed up of putting in, like, loads and loads of just genuinely, like, physical effort into the tasks and then these other people find some s‒wanky workaround. | 1 |
| 958 | 8 | 64 | 375 | 44 | ["fuck"] | Put some fucking effort in! | 1 |
| 959 | 8 | 64 | 376 | 44 | ["Christ"] | Oh, Christ. | 0 |
| 960 | 8 | 64 | 376 | 44 | ["shit"] | Shit! | 0 |
| 961 | 8 | 64 | 376 | 44 | ["fuck","fuck"] | Fuck! Come on. Fuck you! | 0 |
| 962 | 8 | 64 | 376 | 44 | ["fuck"] | I hated every fucking second of that. | 1 |
| 963 | 8 | 64 | 376 | 46 | ["dick"] | I've got an injured shoulder and, more than that, I am an absolute dickhead. | 1 |
| 964 | 8 | 64 | 376 | 2 | ["dick"] | That's not fair, you're not a dickhead. | 1 |
| 965 | 8 | 64 | 377 | 44 | ["fuck","hell"] | Fuckin' hell! Was that the mannequin? | 0 |
| 966 | 8 | 64 | 377 | 46 | ["fuck"] | But somehow or another I just fucked it up from the word go. | 1 |
| 967 | 8 | 64 | 378 | 43 | ["Christ"] | Jesus Christ! | 1 |
| 968 | 8 | 64 | 378 | 43 | ["fuck","fuck","fuck"] | Fuck off! Fuck off! Fuck off! | 1 |