taskmaster
id | series | episode | task | speaker | roots | quote | studio |
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1112 | 9 | 74 | 425 | 2 | ["Christ"] | Jesus Christ. | 1 |
1113 | 9 | 74 | 426 | 48 | ["ass/arse"] | And obviously the first thing I think is to shove this up my arse. | 0 |
1114 | 9 | 74 | 426 | 48 | ["cock"] | Here I am trying to think of the second thin I can do. Balance it on my cock. | 0 |
1115 | 9 | 74 | 426 | 2 | ["Christ"] | Jesus Christ. | 1 |
1116 | 9 | 74 | 426 | 48 | ["ass/arse"] | I knew I should have shoved it up my arse. | 0 |
1117 | 9 | 74 | 426 | 50 | ["bollock"] | Oh bollocks, my chickpea's disintegrated. | 0 |
1118 | 9 | 74 | 426 | 2 | ["dick","ass/arse"] | Balance it on your dick, stick it up your arse. | 1 |
1119 | 9 | 74 | 426 | 51 | ["dick"] | These are my dicks and I balanced them on them. | 1 |
1120 | 9 | 74 | 426 | 2 | ["fuck"] | It's so preposterous because during it I genuinely found myself grieving for a fucking chickpea. | 1 |
1121 | 9 | 74 | 426 | 49 | ["fuck"] | How do you feel that ten minutes later I dug that chickpea up and fucked it? | 1 |
1122 | 9 | 74 | 426 | 2 | ["fuck"] | Anyone who subsequently exhumes that corpse and fucks it gets four sweet points from me. | 1 |
1123 | 9 | 74 | 427 | 50 | ["bollock"] | Bollocks. Come here, we need to get some of that out. | 0 |
1124 | 9 | 74 | 427 | 50 | ["shit"] | 'Cause I thought I might have a shit while it was brewing. | 1 |
1125 | 9 | 74 | 428 | 49 | ["fuck"] | Were you just thinking, "Why have they saved this boring task for the end of the series?" Because fuck me, strap in, mate. | 1 |
1126 | 9 | 74 | 428 | 51 | ["fuck"] | "Complete..." Oh, fuck. | 0 |
1127 | 9 | 74 | 428 | 2 | ["fuck"] | Good news, though: you know where your fucking hip is. | 1 |
1128 | 9 | 74 | 428 | 50 | ["bastard"] | You little bastard! | 0 |
1129 | 9 | 74 | 428 | 49 | ["prick"] | Get in, ya prick! | 0 |
1130 | 9 | 74 | 428 | 50 | ["fuck"] | Fuck's sake. I mean, oh, dear. | 0 |
1131 | 9 | 74 | 428 | 49 | ["dick"] | If you ask me that one more time, I am shoving this jigsaw up your dick. | 0 |
1132 | 9 | 74 | 428 | 49 | ["fuck"] | Go fuck yourself. | 0 |
1133 | 9 | 74 | 428 | 49 | ["fuck"] | That was the worst day of my fucking life! | 1 |
1134 | 9 | 74 | 428 | 49 | ["fuck"] | Fucking fly! | 1 |
1135 | 9 | 74 | 429 | 48 | ["fuck"] | I don't know what the fuck any of that meant. | 1 |
1136 | 9 | 74 | 429 | 48 | ["bollock"] | Oh, bollocks. | 1 |
1137 | 9 | 74 | 429 | 51 | ["shit"] | Oh yeah, oh shit! | 1 |