taskmaster
id | series | episode | task | speaker | roots | quote | studio |
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1402 | 12 | 96 | 544 | 70 | ["dick"] | It was a very nice break from running around like a dickhead all day. | 1 |
1413 | 12 | 97 | 548 | 70 | ["shit"] | Oh, shit. I've got a friend. | 0 |
1415 | 12 | 97 | 548 | 70 | ["ass/arse"] | Do you have any arse bread? | 0 |
1417 | 12 | 97 | 548 | 70 | ["ass/arse"] | She's well known for the arse bread. | 1 |
1418 | 12 | 97 | 548 | 70 | ["ass/arse","ass/arse"] | Arse bread was on my face. That was arse bread you saw. | 1 |
1421 | 12 | 97 | 549 | 70 | ["shit","shit"] | All the things you gave me, it all is shit. Write "shit" down. | 0 |
1425 | 12 | 97 | 550 | 70 | ["shit"] | Oh, shit, this is gonna be messy. | 0 |
1427 | 12 | 97 | 550 | 70 | ["shit"] | I'd like to make this sound more scientific than it's about to be, but... we're just gonna make this shit green. | 0 |
1428 | 12 | 97 | 550 | 70 | ["shit"] | Well, at this point, I might as well just get messy. Enjoy ourselves and shit. | 0 |
1430 | 12 | 98 | 552 | 70 | ["shit"] | All the time, we're being bombarded with shit and opinions that be messing up your psyche and your emotional state. | 1 |
1434 | 12 | 98 | 554 | 70 | ["shit"] | 'Cause water's very fundamental to building sand bridges, ain't it? I'm sure that was on Countryfile or some shit. | 0 |
1440 | 12 | 99 | 558 | 70 | ["shit"] | Shit! | 0 |
1442 | 12 | 99 | 559 | 70 | ["dick"] | And then when my colleagues came in, the kids would be like, "You're a dickhead!" | 1 |
1443 | 12 | 99 | 559 | 70 | ["dick"] | So I was like, "Yeah, I'm like the coolest up there and everyone else is a dickhead." | 1 |
1444 | 12 | 99 | 559 | 70 | ["shit"] | You see how I did that? Flicked it... ow, shit! That's not so cool but I burnt myself for real. | 0 |
1446 | 12 | 99 | 560 | 70 | ["shit"] | The worst shit I've ever... | 1 |
1448 | 12 | 99 | 560 | 70 | ["fuck"] | Who the fuck is Veronica?! | 0 |
1449 | 12 | 99 | 560 | 70 | ["shit","shit"] | ♪ This task... is shit. Got four hours to get to the end... task is bullshit! ♪ | 0 |
1455 | 12 | 100 | 563 | 70 | ["ass/arse"] | Or what it looks like after my ass has smushed it to pieces? | 0 |
1456 | 12 | 100 | 563 | 70 | ["shit"] | Oh, my god. Look at this shit. | 0 |
1460 | 12 | 100 | 565 | 70 | ["shit"] | Should I tell you how I knew he was gonna do it? 'Cause of them shit-flickers, that's what. | 1 |
1461 | 12 | 100 | 565 | 70 | ["shit"] | Never seen him aggressive in his life, and then he blasted that door. I shit myself when I was sat there. | 1 |
1464 | 12 | 101 | 570 | 70 | ["fuck"] | Now I'm here in this chair and I don't know what the fuck is going on. | 0 |
1470 | 12 | 102 | 572 | 70 | ["shit"] | ... Alton Towers in the summer, full of kids all shitting all over the place... | 1 |
1472 | 12 | 102 | 572 | 70 | ["shit"] | Shitty Sajid. | 1 |
1481 | 12 | 102 | 576 | 70 | ["bastard"] | Huh? Ah, ya bastard. OK. Line. | 1 |
1482 | 12 | 102 | 576 | 70 | ["shit"] | I think Vic was describing Shitty Saj from earlier on in that anecdote. | 1 |
1483 | 12 | 102 | 576 | 70 | ["shit"] | And the thing I remember about Saj when he shit himself on the log flume, he was smiling. | 1 |
1489 | 12 | 103 | 579 | 70 | ["bollock"] | I've had my bollocks permanently damaged from this game, so... | 0 |
1490 | 12 | 103 | 579 | 70 | ["bastard"] | Outstanding player, but a dirty bastard. | 0 |
1491 | 12 | 103 | 579 | 70 | ["shit"] | Khan is shitting in it. | 0 |
1492 | 12 | 103 | 579 | 70 | ["shit"] | This is a really shit game. | 0 |
1498 | 12 | 104 | 584 | 70 | ["shit","shit"] | No, it's really urgent shit, brother. That's why, it's really urgent shit. | 0 |
1503 | 12 | 105 | 589 | 70 | ["fuck"] | I was gonna dash that fuckin' Ribena at his head! | 1 |
1506 | 12 | 105 | 591 | 70 | ["shit"] | Let's leave it on after breaking shit in your house all the time. Came off anyway. | 0 |
1507 | 12 | 105 | 591 | 70 | ["ass/arse"] | It's a long-ass day. | 0 |