taskmaster
| id | series | episode | task | speaker | roots | quote | studio |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 718 | 7 | 45 | 265 | 2 | ["fuck"] | Peter, looks like it's fucking true, doesn't it? | 1 |
| 719 | 7 | 45 | 267 | 38 | ["damn"] | The goddamn stingers. | 0 |
| 720 | 7 | 45 | 267 | 41 | ["dick"] | I just wanted to make an homage to one of the greatest Asian entertainers in history, and also you get to see my dick and balls. | 1 |
| 721 | 7 | 45 | 267 | 38 | ["shit"] | Oh, shit. That is too high. | 0 |
| 722 | 7 | 45 | 267 | 42 | ["shit"] | Back-stabbing little shit. | 1 |
| 723 | 7 | 45 | 268 | 42 | ["cock"] | Were you also partly thinking, "Everyone's gonna be so focused on my cock and balls, they won't actually see what I'm doing"? | 1 |
| 724 | 7 | 45 | 268 | 42 | ["bollock"] | Bollocks! | 1 |
| 725 | 7 | 46 | 2 | ["fuck"] | That is gonna fucking hurt, isn't it? | 1 | |
| 726 | 7 | 46 | 270 | 2 | ["Christ"] | Jesus Christ. | 1 |
| 727 | 7 | 46 | 271 | 41 | ["dick"] | I also regret saying "oral tradition" while my dick was out. | 1 |
| 728 | 7 | 46 | 271 | 39 | ["shit"] | No, because it had done some bad... shit. | 1 |
| 729 | 7 | 46 | 272 | 38 | ["dick"] | That's the task, don't look at Wang's dick? | 0 |
| 730 | 7 | 46 | 272 | 2 | ["dick"] | A lovely hug from the ladies, and you exclusively talked about Phil's dick. | 1 |
| 731 | 7 | 46 | 272 | 38 | ["fuck"] | Fuck me. | 0 |
| 732 | 7 | 46 | 274 | 1 | ["Christ"] | It's like Michael J. Fox or Jesus H. Christ. | 1 |
| 733 | 7 | 46 | 274 | 2 | ["ass/arse"] | Gotta be pleased with that, you being all smartarse with your map. | 1 |
| 734 | 7 | 47 | 277 | 38 | ["fuck"] | Fuck off! | 1 |
| 735 | 7 | 47 | 277 | 39 | ["shit"] | They're all quite shit, the prizes, aren't they? | 1 |
| 736 | 7 | 47 | 278 | 2 | ["Christ"] | Jesus Christ, what's wrong? | 1 |
| 737 | 7 | 47 | 279 | 39 | ["fuck"] | I don't know and I don't fucking know. | 1 |
| 738 | 7 | 47 | 279 | 2 | ["shit"] | "Great, this is an opportunity for me to drop dog shit onto the face of a friend I've had for 15 years." | 1 |
| 739 | 7 | 47 | 279 | 2 | ["prick"] | Well, you're a very rude prick. | 1 |
| 740 | 7 | 47 | 279 | 2 | ["Christ"] | Phil... I mean, Jesus Christ. | 1 |
| 741 | 7 | 47 | 279 | 41 | ["shit"] | I'm sorry I didn't shit on your face, Greg. | 1 |
| 742 | 7 | 47 | 279 | 2 | ["shit"] | My least favourite noise was the sound of dog shit being dropped onto my face. | 1 |
| 743 | 7 | 47 | 280 | 38 | ["fuck"] | Oh, fuck you. | 0 |
| 744 | 7 | 47 | 280 | 2 | ["fuck","hell"] | Fucking hell. | 1 |
| 745 | 7 | 47 | 280 | 42 | ["shit"] | People say my ADHD makes me shit at problem-solving. No, sir! | 0 |
| 746 | 7 | 47 | 280 | 42 | ["hell"] | Bloody hell. | 1 |
| 747 | 7 | 48 | 2 | ["Christ"] | Jesus Christ! Can we just get on with it? | 1 | |
| 748 | 7 | 48 | 2 | ["fuck"] | Alex gets these few moments to say whatever he wants and this is what he's chosen to fucking say. | 1 | |
| 749 | 7 | 48 | 282 | 2 | ["Christ"] | Jesus Christ, yes! | 1 |
| 750 | 7 | 48 | 282 | 40 | ["fuck"] | I sometimes just don't watch films, like the Matrix, 'cause I can't be fucked to plug it in. | 1 |
| 751 | 7 | 48 | 282 | 2 | ["fuck"] | Gonna write that quote down. "Can't be fucked to plug it in." | 1 |
| 752 | 7 | 48 | 282 | 2 | ["fuck"] | Godliman sums things up again: "Bosh! Can't be fucked!" | 1 |
| 753 | 7 | 48 | 282 | 38 | ["fuck"] | Can't be fucked to plug it in. | 1 |
| 754 | 7 | 48 | 282 | 2 | ["prick"] | It's confusing how you're getting away with using this picture and still getting laughs, you prick. | 1 |
| 755 | 7 | 48 | 282 | 38 | ["pussy"] | Oh, just open the box, you pussy! | 1 |
| 756 | 7 | 48 | 282 | 2 | ["hell"] | What the hell was that all about? | 1 |
| 757 | 7 | 48 | 282 | 2 | ["pussy"] | I'm sorry, James, and this isn't because you called me a pussy. | 1 |
| 758 | 7 | 48 | 283 | 2 | ["Christ"] | Jesus Christ! | 1 |
| 759 | 7 | 48 | 283 | 42 | ["prick"] | I wish that prick was electrocuted in the studio if I flicked that. | 0 |
| 760 | 7 | 48 | 283 | 42 | ["fuck"] | Take that, you fizzy fuck, now, aren't you? | 0 |
| 761 | 7 | 48 | 283 | 38 | ["fuck","hell"] | Fucking hell. | 0 |
| 762 | 7 | 48 | 283 | 2 | ["fuck"] | "Did you enjoy that, Kerry?" "No, I fuckin' didn't." | 1 |
| 763 | 7 | 48 | 284 | 2 | ["fuck","hell"] | Fuckin' hell. | 1 |
| 764 | 7 | 48 | 284 | 42 | ["tits"] | All you've done is shove a bloody Brillo Pad in your tits. | 1 |
| 765 | 7 | 48 | 284 | 2 | ["tits"] | When Rhod accused you of putting a Brillo Pad on your tits, James Acaster went like this. | 1 |
| 766 | 7 | 48 | 284 | 40 | ["tits"] | That was mainly 'cause of the word "tits". | 1 |
| 767 | 7 | 48 | 285 | 41 | ["shit"] | Oh, shit! | 0 |
| 768 | 7 | 48 | 285 | 41 | ["damn"] | Hot damn! We're in business. | 0 |
| 769 | 7 | 48 | 285 | 40 | ["shit"] | Oh! Oh! Not so shit, then. | 1 |
| 770 | 7 | 49 | 288 | 41 | ["shit"] | I don't think anyone's gonna have a worse gift than literal shit on the toilet paper. | 1 |
| 771 | 7 | 49 | 289 | 2 | ["shit"] | That was shit... on so many levels. | 1 |
| 772 | 7 | 49 | 289 | 40 | ["fuck"] | All right, fuck you. | 1 |
| 773 | 7 | 49 | 289 | 1 | ["hell"] | Bloody hell. | 0 |
| 774 | 7 | 49 | 289 | 2 | ["Christ"] | Jesus Christ! | 1 |
| 775 | 7 | 49 | 289 | 42 | ["shit"] | At the time, I was shitting myself. | 1 |
| 776 | 7 | 49 | 289 | 2 | ["shit"] | My heart was genuinely pounding and yet I'm still thinking about how shit Kerry's was. | 1 |
| 777 | 7 | 49 | 289 | 39 | ["fuck"] | I asked for a fucking hot air balloon and they wouldn't give it to me! | 1 |
| 778 | 7 | 49 | 290 | 38 | ["shit"] | That's shit. | 0 |
| 779 | 7 | 49 | 290 | 2 | ["Christ"] | I mean, Jesus Christ, where do I...? | 1 |
| 780 | 7 | 49 | 290 | 41 | ["shit"] | Ah, shit! That wasn't too bad! | 0 |
| 781 | 7 | 49 | 290 | 41 | ["fuck"] | Fuck, look at that! | 0 |
| 782 | 7 | 49 | 290 | 41 | ["shit"] | Oh, shit. That was okay. | 0 |
| 783 | 7 | 49 | 290 | 2 | ["hell"] | "Y'all"? What the hell's happened there? | 1 |
| 784 | 7 | 49 | 292 | 2 | ["hell"] | How the hell was it done? | 1 |
| 785 | 7 | 49 | 293 | 40 | ["shit"] | OK, so we're just dangling shit. | 1 |
| 786 | 7 | 49 | 293 | 2 | ["fuck"] | I'll be watching you like a fucking hawk! | 1 |
| 787 | 7 | 50 | 2 | ["hell"] | It's gonna be one hell of a night. | 1 | |
| 788 | 7 | 50 | 294 | 2 | ["fuck","hell"] | Oh, fucking hell. | 1 |
| 789 | 7 | 50 | 294 | 2 | ["fuck"] | You think that's going to go up and it's like Bullseye, there's gonna be a fucking camper van up there? | 1 |
| 790 | 7 | 50 | 294 | 2 | ["prick"] | Ya prick. | 1 |
| 791 | 7 | 50 | 294 | 2 | ["prick"] | I'm giving you four points 'cause the pie looks nice, and I can't wait to see this prick eat it. | 1 |
| 792 | 7 | 50 | 294 | 39 | ["fuck"] | Yeah, we fucking have! | 1 |
| 793 | 7 | 50 | 296 | 38 | ["shit"] | Oh, shit! I should've gone for something more varied than this. | 0 |
| 794 | 7 | 50 | 296 | 42 | ["shit"] | Arms I forgot. Shit! | 0 |
| 795 | 7 | 50 | 296 | 2 | ["hell"] | What the hell's that oblong on my face? | 1 |
| 796 | 7 | 50 | 296 | 41 | ["shit"] | That's shit. That's really bad. Please. | 1 |
| 797 | 7 | 50 | 296 | 2 | ["Christ"] | But Jesus Christ, if I could give you ten, I would. | 1 |
| 798 | 7 | 50 | 297 | 2 | ["fuck"] | "Right, I see what we're doin'. Fuck, let's do it. Bosh!" | 1 |
| 799 | 7 | 50 | 298 | 38 | ["damn"] | That is a goddamn miracle that I did that. | 0 |
| 800 | 7 | 50 | 298 | 38 | ["ass/arse"] | "How do you want me to transport the rest?" I'd go, "Up your ass." | 0 |
| 801 | 7 | 50 | 298 | 38 | ["ass/arse"] | "Try not to break 'em. Smallest arse wins." | 0 |
| 802 | 7 | 50 | 298 | 42 | ["dick"] | Such a dick! | 0 |
| 803 | 7 | 50 | 299 | 42 | ["fuck"] | No, pass it up, you fucking idiot! | 1 |
| 804 | 7 | 51 | 300 | 40 | ["shit"] | Okay, I see where you're coming from. That it's shit. | 1 |
| 805 | 7 | 51 | 300 | 2 | ["fuck"] | The glove puppets were my sister's, so fuck you. | 1 |
| 806 | 7 | 51 | 300 | 42 | ["fuck"] | Well, I think that "fuck you" should be directed at your mother, because she said you'd say that. | 1 |
| 807 | 7 | 51 | 300 | 2 | ["shit"] | It seems they're just an old pair of glasses and a lot of bullshit. | 1 |
| 808 | 7 | 51 | 300 | 2 | ["shit"] | These three, absolutely shit. | 1 |
| 809 | 7 | 51 | 301 | 41 | ["damn"] | Hot damn! | 1 |
| 810 | 7 | 51 | 301 | 39 | ["hell"] | Bloody hell. | 1 |
| 811 | 7 | 51 | 302 | 42 | ["fuck"] | I mean, this is fucking agony. | 0 |
| 812 | 7 | 51 | 303 | 41 | ["fuck"] | He named me foreman and then fucked off. | 1 |
| 813 | 7 | 51 | 303 | 38 | ["fuck"] | And then just kind of looked at us like, "What the fuck you gonna do about that?" | 1 |
| 814 | 7 | 51 | 303 | 38 | ["shit"] | I didn't know he'd also gone, "Oh, the perfect stuff." And then done that shit! | 1 |
| 815 | 7 | 51 | 304 | 41 | ["shit"] | Holy shit! | 1 |
| 816 | 7 | 51 | 305 | 2 | ["shit"] | Shit. | 1 |
| 817 | 7 | 52 | 306 | 2 | ["Christ"] | Jesus Christ! | 1 |
| 818 | 7 | 52 | 306 | 2 | ["fuck","hell"] | Fucking hell. | 1 |