taskmaster
id | series | episode | task | speaker | roots | quote | studio |
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512 | 6 | 35 | 206 | 2 | ["fuck"] | And let's get this on record now, [teachers] know fuck-all. | 1 |
513 | 6 | 35 | 206 | 2 | ["shit"] | Hey, tough shit. I'm the Taskmaster. | 1 |
514 | 6 | 35 | 207 | 36 | ["shit"] | And I have to be... Oh, shit. | 0 |
515 | 6 | 35 | 207 | 34 | ["shit"] | It looks shit, even in slow motion! | 1 |
516 | 6 | 35 | 207 | 2 | ["shit"] | Oh, it's shit. | 1 |
517 | 6 | 35 | 207 | 36 | ["dick"] | Come on, mate. You're making us look like dickheads! | 0 |
518 | 6 | 35 | 207 | 36 | ["fuck"] | Good fucking Lord. | 0 |
519 | 6 | 35 | 207 | 36 | ["fuck"] | Dangerous, sexy. The fuckin' lot, that. | 0 |
520 | 6 | 35 | 207 | 2 | ["shit"] | We established a baseline with yours. It was shit, right? | 1 |
521 | 6 | 35 | 207 | 2 | ["shit"] | Or did he come back round, 'cause it was so shit that he actually... | 1 |
522 | 6 | 35 | 207 | 36 | ["shit"] | Shit! | 1 |
523 | 6 | 35 | 208 | 34 | ["shit"] | You don't mean, like, Psycho kind of... Hitchcock shit. | 0 |
524 | 6 | 35 | 208 | 1 | ["ass/arse"] | We've grouped the two younger men together, Russ and Ass. | 1 |
525 | 6 | 35 | 208 | 34 | ["ass/arse"] | No, Ass is cool, but only my mates call me that. | 1 |
526 | 6 | 35 | 208 | 34 | ["ass/arse"] | We're mates, but not on a Ass level yet. | 1 |
527 | 6 | 35 | 208 | 36 | ["piss","fuck"] | Everything's piss-poor. Let's not fuck around. | 0 |
528 | 6 | 35 | 208 | 36 | ["shit"] | Shit. | 0 |
529 | 6 | 35 | 208 | 36 | ["fuck"] | Yeah, fine. Blood and fucking acid. Ugh. | 0 |
530 | 6 | 35 | 208 | 34 | ["shit"] | Shit, ouch. | 0 |
531 | 6 | 35 | 208 | 36 | ["fuck"] | Ugh, it stings and fucking hurts. | 0 |
532 | 6 | 35 | 208 | 34 | ["fuck"] | So... that's why I fucked it up. I'm a lemon. | 1 |
533 | 6 | 35 | 208 | 2 | ["Christ"] | Jesus Christ, no. | 1 |
534 | 6 | 35 | 208 | 35 | ["ass/arse"] | Couldn't be arsed. | 1 |
535 | 6 | 35 | 210 | 36 | ["fuck"] | Fuck it, fine, I'm taking them off too. | 1 |
536 | 6 | 35 | 210 | 34 | ["shit"] | Oh, shit! | 1 |
537 | 6 | 35 | 210 | 36 | ["shit"] | Oh, ah, shit! | 1 |
538 | 6 | 35 | 210 | 33 | ["shit"] | Shit. | 1 |
539 | 6 | 36 | 212 | 34 | ["ass/arse"] | What's that up my arsehole? | 1 |
540 | 6 | 36 | 212 | 34 | ["fuck"] | Oh, for fuck's sake. | 1 |
541 | 6 | 36 | 213 | 34 | ["shit"] | Shit at darts. | 0 |
542 | 6 | 36 | 213 | 34 | ["fuck"] | Ah, fuck. | 0 |
543 | 6 | 36 | 213 | 34 | ["fuck"] | Four. Fuck. | 0 |
544 | 6 | 36 | 213 | 34 | ["fuck"] | Ugh, fuck. | 0 |
545 | 6 | 36 | 213 | 34 | ["shit"] | Sixteen. That's shit. | 0 |
546 | 6 | 36 | 213 | 2 | ["fuck"] | And then a ten, and "Fuck!" | 1 |
547 | 6 | 36 | 213 | 36 | ["fuck"] | Fuckin' in for a penny. | 0 |
548 | 6 | 36 | 216 | 2 | ["shit"] | Liza kicked the shit out of hers. | 1 |
549 | 6 | 36 | 216 | 34 | ["shit"] | He died alone in a bag, you smashed the shit out of him, you brainwashed him in some cult, and you lynched him. | 1 |
550 | 6 | 36 | 216 | 2 | ["shit"] | Let's have a look at Asim's, and if it's shit... | 1 |
551 | 6 | 36 | 216 | 2 | ["hell"] | Woo-hoo! There's gonna be hell to pay. | 1 |
552 | 6 | 36 | 216 | 34 | ["fuck","shit"] | Fucking... loads of dangerous shit! | 0 |
553 | 6 | 36 | 216 | 2 | ["shit"] | And you're taking directing to a new level as well, by adding "and shit" after everything. | 1 |
554 | 6 | 36 | 216 | 34 | ["shit"] | I just try my best and shit. | 1 |
555 | 6 | 36 | 216 | 2 | ["shit"] | I love the idea of Spielberg pitching E.T.: "Oh, he's got a long finger and shit." | 1 |
556 | 6 | 36 | 217 | 34 | ["fuck"] | Fuck's sake. | 1 |
557 | 6 | 37 | 218 | 2 | ["piss"] | Because instead of water, they use piss, right? | 1 |
558 | 6 | 37 | 218 | 34 | ["shit"] | My thing is basically I like to go to, like, museums and shit. | 1 |
559 | 6 | 37 | 218 | 34 | ["shit"] | And I just took pictures of me doing stupid shit around museums. | 1 |
560 | 6 | 37 | 218 | 2 | ["fuck"] | And you've tried to frill it up by offering "fucking about in museums." | 1 |
561 | 6 | 37 | 219 | 33 | ["ass/arse"] | "Asshole." | 0 |
562 | 6 | 37 | 219 | 33 | ["cock"] | "Cocknose." | 0 |
563 | 6 | 37 | 219 | 33 | ["dick"] | "Dickweed." | 0 |
564 | 6 | 37 | 219 | 33 | ["shit"] | "Erection, fanny, gobshite." | 0 |
565 | 6 | 37 | 219 | 33 | ["ass/arse"] | "Lameass." | 0 |
566 | 6 | 37 | 219 | 33 | ["piss"] | "Piss." | 0 |
567 | 6 | 37 | 219 | 33 | ["shit","twat"] | "Shitbag, twat, underwear." | 0 |
568 | 6 | 37 | 219 | 33 | ["wank"] | "Wanker, X-rated, yanking." | 0 |
569 | 6 | 37 | 219 | 34 | ["shit"] | It's called "Upset Tummy, aka The Shits", based on real events. | 0 |
570 | 6 | 37 | 219 | 34 | ["shit"] | "Vomiting, shitting, from every orifice." | 0 |
571 | 6 | 37 | 219 | 2 | ["shit"] | I believe I'm correct in saying that on that day you did actually have the shits. | 1 |
572 | 6 | 37 | 219 | 34 | ["shit"] | I had, yeah. Literally, I had the shits, and I thought, "you know, they say write about what you know". | 1 |
573 | 6 | 37 | 219 | 34 | ["shit"] | I knew that I had the shits. | 1 |
574 | 6 | 37 | 219 | 34 | ["shit"] | Well, you know, I used to rap and shit, so... | 1 |
575 | 6 | 37 | 219 | 34 | ["fuck","hell"] | I nearly shat myself again then. Fucking hell. | 1 |
576 | 6 | 37 | 219 | 36 | ["fuck"] | "'Fuck off!' roared Alex, grabbing the axe." | 0 |
577 | 6 | 37 | 219 | 2 | ["hell"] | I don't know what the hell's going on. | 1 |
578 | 6 | 37 | 220 | 34 | ["shit"] | Oh, that's shit. | 0 |
579 | 6 | 37 | 220 | 34 | ["fuck"] | How the fuck did that happen? | 0 |
580 | 6 | 37 | 220 | 34 | ["fuck"] | Cheers. Ugh, fucking brakes. | 0 |
581 | 6 | 37 | 220 | 34 | ["fuck"] | I was fucking knackered after that. | 1 |
582 | 6 | 37 | 220 | 34 | ["fuck"] | This is the weirdest fucking family portrait you will ever see in your life. | 1 |
583 | 6 | 37 | 220 | 2 | ["bugger"] | An then you buggered a toy lizard... with a drill. | 1 |
584 | 6 | 37 | 220 | 36 | ["fuck"] | Oh, for fuck's sake. | 0 |
585 | 6 | 37 | 220 | 36 | ["bollock"] | Bollocks! I thought I'd absolutely smashed that. | 0 |
586 | 6 | 37 | 220 | 36 | ["shit"] | Piece of shit. | 0 |
587 | 6 | 37 | 220 | 2 | ["fuck"] | Can't beat a genuine and heartfelt "for fuck's sake." | 1 |
588 | 6 | 37 | 221 | 36 | ["shit"] | No wonder they're always crying, look at this shit they're fed. | 0 |
589 | 6 | 37 | 221 | 36 | ["fuck"] | To provide something fucking hideous. | 0 |
590 | 6 | 37 | 221 | 36 | ["fuck"] | Fuck! | 0 |
591 | 6 | 37 | 221 | 2 | ["shit"] | I don't think this is unfair to say that Asim has been consistently shit. | 1 |
592 | 6 | 37 | 222 | 36 | ["bitch"] | Son of a bitch! | 1 |
593 | 6 | 37 | 222 | 34 | ["fuck"] | Oh, fuck off. | 1 |
594 | 6 | 37 | 222 | 2 | ["Christ"] | Jesus Christ, it's like you wanted to lose today. | 1 |
595 | 6 | 38 | 2 | ["hell"] | The hell is this? | 1 | |
596 | 6 | 38 | 2 | ["fuck"] | No, fuck you! | 1 | |
597 | 6 | 38 | 1 | ["shit"] | I don't give a shit, just make it silver! | 1 | |
598 | 6 | 38 | 223 | 34 | ["shit"] | Some ghost shit. | 1 |
599 | 6 | 38 | 224 | 34 | ["shit"] | I mean, the manliest thing I can think of is just, like, beating the shit out of it. | 0 |
600 | 6 | 38 | 224 | 2 | ["hell"] | Hell of a start. | 1 |
601 | 6 | 38 | 224 | 34 | ["piss"] | But when I talk about my feelings, everyone just takes the piss. | 0 |
602 | 6 | 38 | 224 | 34 | ["fuck","fuck"] | So I thought I'd fuckin' do a robot, right? Fuckin', you know what I mean? | 1 |
603 | 6 | 38 | 224 | 36 | ["fuck"] | What the fffuck! | 0 |
604 | 6 | 38 | 224 | 36 | ["fuck"] | Till, of course, she FUCKS YOUR BROTHER! | 0 |
605 | 6 | 38 | 228 | 36 | ["Christ"] | Christ. | 0 |
606 | 6 | 38 | 228 | 37 | ["hell"] | Look, I don't know what the hell that is, but this is not me touching the pint glass. | 0 |
607 | 6 | 38 | 228 | 34 | ["fuck"] | I don't know. I was just fucking winging it, wasn't I? | 1 |
608 | 6 | 38 | 229 | 34 | ["fuck"] | Oh, for fuck's sake. | 1 |
609 | 6 | 39 | 230 | 2 | ["fuck"] | I'd probably fuck it up. | 1 |
610 | 6 | 39 | 230 | 2 | ["Christ"] | Jesus Christ. | 1 |
611 | 6 | 39 | 231 | 34 | ["hell"] | Bloody hell. | 0 |
612 | 6 | 39 | 233 | 36 | ["dick"] | Only if they're dicks. | 0 |