taskmaster
id | series | episode | task | speaker | roots | quote | studio |
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350 | 5 | 25 | 146 | 2 | ["shit"] | Shit. | 1 |
351 | 5 | 25 | 146 | 2 | ["prick"] | Right, let's smoke these pricks out. | 1 |
352 | 5 | 25 | 147 | 23 | ["wank"] | You're like, "I'm gonna have to wank this guy off." | 1 |
353 | 5 | 25 | 147 | 2 | ["hell"] | Hell of an opener! | 1 |
354 | 5 | 25 | 147 | 24 | ["ass/arse"] | Can you turn your arse towards me? | 0 |
355 | 5 | 25 | 148 | 23 | ["Christ"] | I mean, don't avert your eyes like you're disgusted. Jesus Christ! | 0 |
356 | 5 | 25 | 148 | 23 | ["shit"] | Well, I didn't shit myself, Sally. | 1 |
357 | 5 | 25 | 148 | 24 | ["shit"] | Didn't have a shit. | 1 |
358 | 5 | 25 | 149 | 23 | ["shit"] | Shite. | 0 |
359 | 5 | 25 | 150 | 26 | ["piss","shit"] | Piss and shit! | 1 |
360 | 5 | 25 | 150 | 23 | ["prick"] | Oh, you prick! | 1 |
361 | 5 | 25 | 150 | 2 | ["fuck"] | And we've learnt that Mark Watson looks like a fucking heron. | 1 |
362 | 5 | 26 | 151 | 2 | ["Christ"] | Jesus Christ! | 1 |
363 | 5 | 26 | 152 | 26 | ["shit","piss"] | Shitting piss! | 0 |
364 | 5 | 26 | 152 | 23 | ["damn"] | Damn it! | 1 |
365 | 5 | 26 | 153 | 24 | ["fuck"] | And she said it had never needed painting since, 'cause it fuckin' burnt down. | 0 |
366 | 5 | 26 | 153 | 24 | ["shit"] | Shit, it's thick! | 0 |
367 | 5 | 26 | 153 | 2 | ["shit"] | And my favourite quote of the show so far: "Shit, it's thick!" | 1 |
368 | 5 | 26 | 153 | 2 | ["shit"] | I think there's a bigger issue for us to discuss and that's the fact that the leprechaun appears to be smeared in its own shit. | 1 |
369 | 5 | 26 | 153 | 26 | ["shit","piss"] | Oh, shit and piss! | 0 |
370 | 5 | 26 | 153 | 2 | ["shit"] | Absolute horse shit. | 1 |
371 | 5 | 26 | 153 | 2 | ["Christ"] | Jesus Christ! Rainbows have only got one physical characteristic. | 1 |
372 | 5 | 26 | 153 | 2 | ["shit"] | But I can't prove that leprechauns don't smear shit everywhere. | 1 |
373 | 5 | 26 | 154 | 26 | ["damn"] | Damn it! | 0 |
374 | 5 | 26 | 154 | 26 | ["shit","piss"] | Oh, shit and piss! | 0 |
375 | 5 | 26 | 154 | 26 | ["fuck"] | When you got that grill out, I was like, "This guy's a fuckin' genius." | 1 |
376 | 5 | 26 | 155 | 24 | ["piss"] | All green apart from one that's yellow, and that's the piss bomb. | 0 |
377 | 5 | 26 | 155 | 2 | ["piss"] | Interesting suggestion, have one balloon full of piss? | 1 |
378 | 5 | 26 | 155 | 27 | ["piss"] | We agreed that Bob was going to gently piss a tiny bit into a balloon. | 1 |
379 | 5 | 26 | 155 | 27 | ["piss"] | That's the one with piss in it! | 0 |
380 | 5 | 26 | 155 | 23 | ["piss"] | That's the one of piss! | 0 |
381 | 5 | 26 | 155 | 2 | ["piss"] | Presumably, from a piss-drenched woman. | 1 |
382 | 5 | 26 | 155 | 25 | ["fuck","hell"] | Fuckin' hell. Mate! | 0 |
383 | 5 | 26 | 155 | 2 | ["piss"] | And, you know, Sally took a faceful of piss for the show. | 1 |
384 | 5 | 26 | 156 | 26 | ["shit"] | Oh, shit! | 1 |
385 | 5 | 26 | 156 | 2 | ["shit"] | There was doubt in my mind 'cause, well, his painting's shit. | 1 |
386 | 5 | 27 | 158 | 26 | ["dick"] | A big old robot dick. | 0 |
387 | 5 | 27 | 158 | 2 | ["dick"] | From big old robot dicks to the rules. | 1 |
388 | 5 | 27 | 158 | 2 | ["piss"] | So, in summary, Aisling entered the room, she got pissed... and turned the tube upside-down. | 1 |
389 | 5 | 27 | 158 | 2 | ["prick"] | Yeah, let's see these pricks. | 1 |
390 | 5 | 27 | 158 | 25 | ["Christ"] | Ah, Christ on toast. | 0 |
391 | 5 | 27 | 158 | 26 | ["shit"] | Is there clingfilm? Holy shit! | 0 |
392 | 5 | 27 | 158 | 25 | ["Christ"] | I mean, that must be enough, surely to Christ. | 0 |
393 | 5 | 27 | 158 | 24 | ["fuck"] | Ooh, fuck off! | 0 |
394 | 5 | 27 | 158 | 24 | ["shit"] | That's a shitty moment, for me, wasn't it? | 0 |
395 | 5 | 27 | 158 | 2 | ["hell"] | It was a hell of a performance, Bob. | 1 |
396 | 5 | 27 | 158 | 2 | ["hell"] | But was it a hell of a performance timing-wise? | 1 |
397 | 5 | 27 | 158 | 2 | ["fuck"] | Fuckin'...! | 1 |
398 | 5 | 27 | 159 | 24 | ["fuck"] | And I'm a fucking businessman! | 0 |
399 | 5 | 27 | 160 | 2 | ["fuck"] | Brilliant throwing, too fucked to get on a table. | 1 |
400 | 5 | 27 | 161 | 26 | ["shit"] | Oh, shit! | 1 |
401 | 5 | 28 | 162 | 2 | ["fuck"] | "We're not gonna play another gig." Why not fucking grow up? | 1 |
402 | 5 | 28 | 162 | 2 | ["shit"] | Shit! | 1 |
403 | 5 | 28 | 162 | 24 | ["fuck"] | If you get that, you got the big fucker. | 1 |
404 | 5 | 28 | 163 | 26 | ["shit"] | How much would you give me to take a shit in this right now? | 0 |
405 | 5 | 28 | 163 | 27 | ["piss"] | I'll just get him pissed. What about absinthe? | 0 |
406 | 5 | 28 | 163 | 24 | ["shit"] | Shit! | 0 |
407 | 5 | 28 | 163 | 25 | ["shit"] | And you know that because of the surprise in Alex's eyes that it wasn't total shit. | 1 |
408 | 5 | 28 | 163 | 24 | ["fuck"] | Ooh, fuck! | 1 |
409 | 5 | 28 | 163 | 2 | ["fuck"] | [Alex] told me behind your back that it tasted, and I quote, "fuck-all like Marmite". | 1 |
410 | 5 | 28 | 164 | 24 | ["fuck","shit"] | I was fuckin' shit. | 0 |
411 | 5 | 28 | 166 | 2 | ["fuck"] | Absolutely fuck-all. | 1 |
412 | 5 | 28 | 168 | 23 | ["hell"] | What the hell is that? | 1 |
413 | 5 | 29 | 170 | 2 | ["fuck"] | The last thing I said as I left that gig was, "Who loses fucking trousers?" | 1 |
414 | 5 | 29 | 170 | 2 | ["fuck"] | Mark I'm gonna put in last place because, uh, he stole my fucking trousers. | 1 |
415 | 5 | 29 | 171 | 26 | ["shit"] | Come on, you stony shit! | 0 |
416 | 5 | 29 | 172 | 2 | ["Christ"] | I mean, Jesus Christ, it's incredible, isn't it? | 1 |
417 | 5 | 29 | 172 | 24 | ["shit"] | Shit! Really?! | 1 |
418 | 5 | 29 | 172 | 2 | ["fuck"] | You water cooler moment was, well, it was fucking a water cooler, wasn't it? | 1 |
419 | 5 | 29 | 172 | 2 | ["shit"] | In slow motion, that's one of the shittest things I've ever seen. | 1 |
420 | 5 | 29 | 172 | 2 | ["shit"] | You know, that was so shit that I think people will be talking about it. | 1 |
421 | 5 | 29 | 172 | 2 | ["shit"] | So Kumar, through his own shitness, has come second for the first time. | 1 |
422 | 5 | 29 | 173 | 2 | ["dick"] | And yet page 12, "I have a big dick." | 1 |
423 | 5 | 29 | 173 | 2 | ["ass/arse"] | You can kiss my ass, all of you. | 1 |
424 | 5 | 29 | 174 | 23 | ["fuck"] | We kept going for so fucking long! | 1 |
425 | 5 | 29 | 174 | 26 | ["piss","shit"] | Piss and shit! | 0 |
426 | 5 | 29 | 174 | 26 | ["fuck"] | The fuck?! | 1 |
427 | 5 | 29 | 174 | 27 | ["bugger"] | Oh, you... buggers. | 0 |
428 | 5 | 29 | 175 | 25 | ["fuck"] | Four and five, but who knows what the fucking truth is? | 1 |
429 | 5 | 30 | 176 | 2 | ["shit"] | Considering I don't give a shit about the pig... | 1 |
430 | 5 | 30 | 177 | 2 | ["Christ"] | Jesus Christ. We're not your friend. | 1 |
431 | 5 | 30 | 178 | 23 | ["fuck"] | Ow! Oh, fuck! | 0 |
432 | 5 | 30 | 178 | 25 | ["prick"] | You do feel sort of a bit of a prick, yeah. | 1 |
433 | 5 | 30 | 179 | 23 | ["fuck"] | So I posted the fucking pineapple... to Ireland... to my mother. | 1 |
434 | 5 | 30 | 180 | 2 | ["fuck"] | I sort of admire that you thought, "Fuck it, I'm gonna run at the door, let's see what happens." | 1 |
435 | 5 | 30 | 180 | 26 | ["fuck"] | Oh, you bubbly fuck! | 0 |
436 | 5 | 30 | 180 | 26 | ["fuck"] | The candle went out 'cause I said "bubbly fuck". | 0 |
437 | 5 | 30 | 180 | 1 | ["fuck"] | It was literally "bubbly fuck" that put the candle out, it's amazing. | 1 |
438 | 5 | 30 | 180 | 2 | ["fuck"] | That's such a spectacular way to bow out, "bubbly fuck". | 1 |
439 | 5 | 30 | 180 | 2 | ["fuck"] | Old "bubbly fuck", I'm tempted to give you more than two points, but I'm not going to. | 1 |
440 | 5 | 30 | 181 | 24 | ["fuck"] | Fuck that. | 1 |
441 | 5 | 30 | 181 | 26 | ["shit","piss"] | Oh, shit and piss! | 1 |
442 | 5 | 31 | 184 | 23 | ["shit"] | Why have you brought me to this bloody shithole? | 0 |
443 | 5 | 31 | 184 | 24 | ["fuck"] | Oh, fucking... | 0 |
444 | 5 | 31 | 184 | 24 | ["fuck"] | Oh, fuck. I never got through there. | 0 |
445 | 5 | 31 | 184 | 27 | ["shit"] | Right at the end, I went, "Shit, I should have used this as a compass!" | 1 |
446 | 5 | 31 | 185 | 26 | ["shit"] | Oh, shit! | 0 |
447 | 5 | 31 | 185 | 2 | ["shit"] | And Nish went, "Oh, shit!" | 1 |
448 | 5 | 31 | 185 | 2 | ["shit"] | That was some pretty powerful motivational shit you were shouting there. | 1 |
449 | 5 | 31 | 185 | 24 | ["shit"] | Oh, they are heavy. Shit! | 0 |
450 | 5 | 31 | 185 | 24 | ["shit"] | It's not me being a shithouse. I can't get any... | 0 |