taskmaster
| id | series | episode | task | speaker | roots | quote | studio |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 260 | 4 | 17 | 94 | 19 | ["fuck"] | I'm not gonna bother, then. Fuck charity! | 1 |
| 261 | 4 | 17 | 95 | 2 | ["shit"] | It was like someone choreographing a ballet and then coming out onto the stage afterwards and having a shit. | 1 |
| 262 | 4 | 17 | 95 | 2 | ["fuck"] | That is drawing a line under your Bake Off career. "You want me to destroy a cake? Fuck you, cake. I'm off." | 1 |
| 263 | 4 | 17 | 95 | 2 | ["shit"] | Hashtag tough shit! | 1 |
| 264 | 4 | 17 | 96 | 2 | ["fuck"] | I don't need to judge who's fucking last! | 1 |
| 265 | 4 | 17 | 97 | 19 | ["fuck"] | Ah! Fuck. | 0 |
| 266 | 4 | 17 | 97 | 22 | ["bugger"] | How am I gonna make these buggers fell? | 0 |
| 267 | 4 | 17 | 98 | 2 | ["fuck"] | I did not in my wildest fantasies think antone else would choose fucking tweezers! | 1 |
| 268 | 4 | 18 | 99 | 22 | ["shit"] | It's all gone to shit since then. | 1 |
| 269 | 4 | 18 | 99 | 2 | ["fuck"] | You shut your fucking mouths! I will put him last! I mean that. | 1 |
| 270 | 4 | 18 | 100 | 19 | ["fuck"] | Fuck off. | 0 |
| 271 | 4 | 18 | 101 | 2 | ["fuck"] | Lolly, your system was absolute fucking madness. | 1 |
| 272 | 4 | 18 | 102 | 20 | ["hell"] | What the hell is going on? | 0 |
| 273 | 4 | 18 | 102 | 21 | ["hell"] | Bloody hell, this is tricky, isn't it? | 0 |
| 274 | 4 | 18 | 102 | 18 | ["fuck"] | What fucking nonsense. | 0 |
| 275 | 4 | 18 | 102 | 21 | ["bollock"] | Then it would've‒aw, bollocks! | 0 |
| 276 | 4 | 18 | 102 | 2 | ["fuck"] | And then in the end, fuck it, fill a funnel full. | 1 |
| 277 | 4 | 18 | 104 | 2 | ["Christ"] | Jesus Christ! | 1 |
| 278 | 4 | 19 | 105 | 2 | ["fuck"] | Get off the fucking bus! | 1 |
| 279 | 4 | 19 | 105 | 18 | ["shit"] | I have [heard of the sky], but in Britain the sky is generally really shit. | 1 |
| 280 | 4 | 19 | 105 | 2 | ["shit"] | Yeah, all shit. | 1 |
| 281 | 4 | 19 | 106 | 18 | ["fuck"] | There are no clouds and that is the whole fucking point! | 1 |
| 282 | 4 | 19 | 107 | 22 | ["shit"] | One hour. Oh, shit. | 0 |
| 283 | 4 | 19 | 107 | 19 | ["bitch"] | "And tiny bitch-puppet, Alex Horne." | 0 |
| 284 | 4 | 19 | 108 | 19 | ["prick"] | I was scared of the one that barked at me when I left. He was a prick. | 1 |
| 285 | 4 | 19 | 108 | 2 | ["prick"] | Some dogs are pricks. | 1 |
| 286 | 4 | 19 | 108 | 19 | ["prick"] | Oh, we're friends now, aren't we, you prick? | 0 |
| 287 | 4 | 19 | 108 | 2 | ["Christ"] | Jesus Christ! | 1 |
| 288 | 4 | 19 | 108 | 2 | ["prick","prick"] | It's not fair. I mean, that dog was a prick, Joe was right. But chickens, across the board, are pricks. | 1 |
| 289 | 4 | 19 | 109 | 22 | ["hell"] | What the hell's going on? | 0 |
| 290 | 4 | 19 | 109 | 2 | ["fuck"] | It's not point-worthy, so... fuckin' leave it. | 1 |
| 291 | 4 | 19 | 109 | 2 | ["shit"] | You wanna see how to move water from one fishbowl to another, you go to Joe Lycett, okay, and you don't listen to bullshit. | 1 |
| 292 | 4 | 19 | 109 | 18 | ["shit"] | Can I say that's a really shit idea? | 1 |
| 293 | 4 | 19 | 111 | 19 | ["shit"] | Shit! | 0 |
| 294 | 4 | 19 | 111 | 22 | ["piss"] | I could just drink this and then piss in there. | 0 |
| 295 | 4 | 20 | 112 | 2 | ["shit"] | Everything he's brought in has been universally judged to be shit. | 1 |
| 296 | 4 | 20 | 112 | 18 | ["fuck"] | Because why the fuck would Hugh Dennis be wearing... | 1 |
| 297 | 4 | 20 | 113 | 22 | ["fuck"] | That sun's fucking bright! | 0 |
| 298 | 4 | 20 | 113 | 22 | ["twat"] | I tell you who it won't be, that twat who dresses like a crow. | 1 |
| 299 | 4 | 20 | 113 | 19 | ["shit"] | Shit. | 0 |
| 300 | 4 | 20 | 113 | 2 | ["fuck"] | He was dropping a plumb line for absolute accuracy, Which is what all dads do before they totally miss the fucking bucket. | 1 |
| 301 | 4 | 20 | 114 | 2 | ["shit"] | However, on this occasion, horseshit. | 1 |
| 302 | 4 | 20 | 116 | 2 | ["dick"] | The sadness inherent within that story was slightly diluted by the weird... dick-cone horse. | 1 |
| 303 | 4 | 20 | 116 | 2 | ["shit"] | That is some pretty Las Vegas shit. | 1 |
| 304 | 4 | 20 | 117 | 19 | ["fuck","fuck"] | Fuck. Fuck. | 1 |
| 305 | 4 | 21 | 118 | 19 | ["shit"] | And he was taking a shit in the auditorium. | 1 |
| 306 | 4 | 21 | 118 | 2 | ["shit"] | Sorry, don't give a shit about the peas in the pod. | 1 |
| 307 | 4 | 21 | 118 | 2 | ["fuck"] | They can fucking deal with it. | 1 |
| 308 | 4 | 21 | 119 | 22 | ["dick"] | Why didn't you stop me, then, you dick? | 1 |
| 309 | 4 | 21 | 121 | 19 | ["fuck"] | Fucking cling film! | 0 |
| 310 | 4 | 21 | 121 | 2 | ["piss"] | And then he just stood there, pissing water into a bath while Rome burned. | 1 |
| 311 | 4 | 21 | 122 | 2 | ["fuck"] | Even though he got it into a small hole, it was fucking rubbish. | 1 |
| 312 | 4 | 21 | 123 | 2 | ["fuck"] | Say what you want about Alex Horne, he's on pauses like a fucking puma. | 1 |
| 313 | 4 | 22 | 125 | 2 | ["fuck"] | They're not an endangered species, they're fucking everywhere. | 1 |
| 314 | 4 | 22 | 126 | 19 | ["fuck"] | Get fucking through it, Stuart! | 0 |
| 315 | 4 | 22 | 126 | 19 | ["fuck"] | Fuck. | 0 |
| 316 | 4 | 22 | 126 | 2 | ["fuck"] | And then you started to get cross and you said, "Get fucking through, Stu!" | 1 |
| 317 | 4 | 22 | 126 | 19 | ["shit"] | I wasn't anticipating that the blender would be as shit as it was. | 1 |
| 318 | 4 | 22 | 127 | 22 | ["bastard"] | Bastard. This is the tricky bit. | 0 |
| 319 | 4 | 22 | 127 | 22 | ["fuck"] | This bag's fucking hopeless. | 0 |
| 320 | 4 | 22 | 127 | 2 | ["cunt"] | And of course that's Mel's equivalent of... megacunt. | 1 |
| 321 | 4 | 22 | 127 | 1 | ["cunt"] | Megacunt. | 1 |
| 322 | 4 | 22 | 128 | 21 | ["bollock"] | Oh, bollocks. | 0 |
| 323 | 4 | 22 | 128 | 21 | ["bollock"] | Oh, bollocks! | 0 |
| 324 | 4 | 22 | 128 | 21 | ["bollock"] | Oh, bollocks! | 0 |
| 325 | 4 | 22 | 128 | 21 | ["bollock"] | Bollocks. This is horrendous! | 0 |
| 326 | 4 | 22 | 131 | 22 | ["fuck"] | Mind your own fucking business. | 1 |
| 327 | 4 | 22 | 131 | 2 | ["fuck"] | Listen, I'm telling you now: you fucked that. | 1 |
| 328 | 4 | 22 | 132 | 19 | ["fuck"] | I think you're fucked, Noel. | 1 |
| 329 | 4 | 23 | 133 | 2 | ["fuck"] | And I was gonna put you in second, but now you've got all fuckin' aggy, you can have third. That's how it works! | 1 |
| 330 | 4 | 23 | 133 | 19 | ["fuck"] | Oh, thank fuck for that. | 1 |
| 331 | 4 | 23 | 134 | 19 | ["shit"] | Shit. | 0 |
| 332 | 4 | 23 | 135 | 22 | ["damn"] | Could you see me? Damn. | 0 |
| 333 | 4 | 23 | 135 | 2 | ["fuck"] | But tigers tend to blend in, they don't wear a fucking yellow boiler suit. | 1 |
| 334 | 4 | 23 | 136 | 2 | ["piss"] | Incredible dialogue between you two, hampered as you were by a seemingly half-pissed skeleton. | 1 |
| 335 | 4 | 23 | 137 | 2 | ["dick"] | The old classic dick-hand. | 1 |
| 336 | 4 | 23 | 137 | 2 | ["fuck"] | Fuck me! | 1 |
| 337 | 4 | 23 | 138 | 21 | ["bollock"] | Bollocks. | 1 |
| 338 | 4 | 23 | 138 | 18 | ["fuck"] | It's just a big fucking banana. | 1 |
| 339 | 4 | 24 | 142 | 19 | ["fuck","prick"] | You fucking prick. | 0 |
| 340 | 4 | 24 | 142 | 19 | ["fuck"] | Fucking horrible. | 1 |
| 341 | 4 | 24 | 142 | 18 | ["fuck"] | What fucking Marks & Spencers do you go to? | 1 |
| 342 | 4 | 24 | 143 | 19 | ["shit"] | Piece of shit, innit? | 0 |
| 343 | 4 | 24 | 144 | 2 | ["fuck"] | Fuck yes. | 1 |
| 344 | 4 | 24 | 144 | 2 | ["fuck"] | I'm going to the fucking yurt. | 1 |
| 345 | 4 | 24 | 144 | 2 | ["fuck"] | It was certainly a surprise for the fucking duck, wasn't it? | 1 |
| 346 | 4 | 24 | 144 | 2 | ["fuck"] | I mean, this may be pertinent: who the fuck was Morello? | 1 |
| 347 | 4 | 24 | 144 | 22 | ["fuck"] | We did get Tim Key a marriage licence, so I am... fucking married to a duck. | 1 |
| 348 | 4 | 24 | 144 | 2 | ["fuck"] | They're married as long he takes the duck to Hawaii and fucks it. | 1 |
| 349 | 4 | 24 | 145 | 21 | ["fuck"] | But I don't know what fucking size everyone else is gonna draw! | 1 |