taskmaster
id | series | episode | task | speaker | roots | quote | studio |
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557 | 6 | 37 | 218 | 2 | ["piss"] | Because instead of water, they use piss, right? | 1 |
558 | 6 | 37 | 218 | 34 | ["shit"] | My thing is basically I like to go to, like, museums and shit. | 1 |
559 | 6 | 37 | 218 | 34 | ["shit"] | And I just took pictures of me doing stupid shit around museums. | 1 |
560 | 6 | 37 | 218 | 2 | ["fuck"] | And you've tried to frill it up by offering "fucking about in museums." | 1 |
561 | 6 | 37 | 219 | 33 | ["ass/arse"] | "Asshole." | 0 |
562 | 6 | 37 | 219 | 33 | ["cock"] | "Cocknose." | 0 |
563 | 6 | 37 | 219 | 33 | ["dick"] | "Dickweed." | 0 |
564 | 6 | 37 | 219 | 33 | ["shit"] | "Erection, fanny, gobshite." | 0 |
565 | 6 | 37 | 219 | 33 | ["ass/arse"] | "Lameass." | 0 |
566 | 6 | 37 | 219 | 33 | ["piss"] | "Piss." | 0 |
567 | 6 | 37 | 219 | 33 | ["shit","twat"] | "Shitbag, twat, underwear." | 0 |
568 | 6 | 37 | 219 | 33 | ["wank"] | "Wanker, X-rated, yanking." | 0 |
569 | 6 | 37 | 219 | 34 | ["shit"] | It's called "Upset Tummy, aka The Shits", based on real events. | 0 |
570 | 6 | 37 | 219 | 34 | ["shit"] | "Vomiting, shitting, from every orifice." | 0 |
571 | 6 | 37 | 219 | 2 | ["shit"] | I believe I'm correct in saying that on that day you did actually have the shits. | 1 |
572 | 6 | 37 | 219 | 34 | ["shit"] | I had, yeah. Literally, I had the shits, and I thought, "you know, they say write about what you know". | 1 |
573 | 6 | 37 | 219 | 34 | ["shit"] | I knew that I had the shits. | 1 |
574 | 6 | 37 | 219 | 34 | ["shit"] | Well, you know, I used to rap and shit, so... | 1 |
575 | 6 | 37 | 219 | 34 | ["fuck","hell"] | I nearly shat myself again then. Fucking hell. | 1 |
576 | 6 | 37 | 219 | 36 | ["fuck"] | "'Fuck off!' roared Alex, grabbing the axe." | 0 |
577 | 6 | 37 | 219 | 2 | ["hell"] | I don't know what the hell's going on. | 1 |
578 | 6 | 37 | 220 | 34 | ["shit"] | Oh, that's shit. | 0 |
579 | 6 | 37 | 220 | 34 | ["fuck"] | How the fuck did that happen? | 0 |
580 | 6 | 37 | 220 | 34 | ["fuck"] | Cheers. Ugh, fucking brakes. | 0 |
581 | 6 | 37 | 220 | 34 | ["fuck"] | I was fucking knackered after that. | 1 |
582 | 6 | 37 | 220 | 34 | ["fuck"] | This is the weirdest fucking family portrait you will ever see in your life. | 1 |
583 | 6 | 37 | 220 | 2 | ["bugger"] | An then you buggered a toy lizard... with a drill. | 1 |
584 | 6 | 37 | 220 | 36 | ["fuck"] | Oh, for fuck's sake. | 0 |
585 | 6 | 37 | 220 | 36 | ["bollock"] | Bollocks! I thought I'd absolutely smashed that. | 0 |
586 | 6 | 37 | 220 | 36 | ["shit"] | Piece of shit. | 0 |
587 | 6 | 37 | 220 | 2 | ["fuck"] | Can't beat a genuine and heartfelt "for fuck's sake." | 1 |
588 | 6 | 37 | 221 | 36 | ["shit"] | No wonder they're always crying, look at this shit they're fed. | 0 |
589 | 6 | 37 | 221 | 36 | ["fuck"] | To provide something fucking hideous. | 0 |
590 | 6 | 37 | 221 | 36 | ["fuck"] | Fuck! | 0 |
591 | 6 | 37 | 221 | 2 | ["shit"] | I don't think this is unfair to say that Asim has been consistently shit. | 1 |
592 | 6 | 37 | 222 | 36 | ["bitch"] | Son of a bitch! | 1 |
593 | 6 | 37 | 222 | 34 | ["fuck"] | Oh, fuck off. | 1 |
594 | 6 | 37 | 222 | 2 | ["Christ"] | Jesus Christ, it's like you wanted to lose today. | 1 |