taskmaster
id | series | episode | task | speaker | roots | quote | studio |
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515 | 6 | 35 | 207 | 34 | ["shit"] | It looks shit, even in slow motion! | 1 |
523 | 6 | 35 | 208 | 34 | ["shit"] | You don't mean, like, Psycho kind of... Hitchcock shit. | 0 |
525 | 6 | 35 | 208 | 34 | ["ass/arse"] | No, Ass is cool, but only my mates call me that. | 1 |
526 | 6 | 35 | 208 | 34 | ["ass/arse"] | We're mates, but not on a Ass level yet. | 1 |
530 | 6 | 35 | 208 | 34 | ["shit"] | Shit, ouch. | 0 |
532 | 6 | 35 | 208 | 34 | ["fuck"] | So... that's why I fucked it up. I'm a lemon. | 1 |
536 | 6 | 35 | 210 | 34 | ["shit"] | Oh, shit! | 1 |
539 | 6 | 36 | 212 | 34 | ["ass/arse"] | What's that up my arsehole? | 1 |
540 | 6 | 36 | 212 | 34 | ["fuck"] | Oh, for fuck's sake. | 1 |
541 | 6 | 36 | 213 | 34 | ["shit"] | Shit at darts. | 0 |
542 | 6 | 36 | 213 | 34 | ["fuck"] | Ah, fuck. | 0 |
543 | 6 | 36 | 213 | 34 | ["fuck"] | Four. Fuck. | 0 |
544 | 6 | 36 | 213 | 34 | ["fuck"] | Ugh, fuck. | 0 |
545 | 6 | 36 | 213 | 34 | ["shit"] | Sixteen. That's shit. | 0 |
549 | 6 | 36 | 216 | 34 | ["shit"] | He died alone in a bag, you smashed the shit out of him, you brainwashed him in some cult, and you lynched him. | 1 |
552 | 6 | 36 | 216 | 34 | ["fuck","shit"] | Fucking... loads of dangerous shit! | 0 |
554 | 6 | 36 | 216 | 34 | ["shit"] | I just try my best and shit. | 1 |
556 | 6 | 36 | 217 | 34 | ["fuck"] | Fuck's sake. | 1 |
558 | 6 | 37 | 218 | 34 | ["shit"] | My thing is basically I like to go to, like, museums and shit. | 1 |
559 | 6 | 37 | 218 | 34 | ["shit"] | And I just took pictures of me doing stupid shit around museums. | 1 |
569 | 6 | 37 | 219 | 34 | ["shit"] | It's called "Upset Tummy, aka The Shits", based on real events. | 0 |
570 | 6 | 37 | 219 | 34 | ["shit"] | "Vomiting, shitting, from every orifice." | 0 |
572 | 6 | 37 | 219 | 34 | ["shit"] | I had, yeah. Literally, I had the shits, and I thought, "you know, they say write about what you know". | 1 |
573 | 6 | 37 | 219 | 34 | ["shit"] | I knew that I had the shits. | 1 |
574 | 6 | 37 | 219 | 34 | ["shit"] | Well, you know, I used to rap and shit, so... | 1 |
575 | 6 | 37 | 219 | 34 | ["fuck","hell"] | I nearly shat myself again then. Fucking hell. | 1 |
578 | 6 | 37 | 220 | 34 | ["shit"] | Oh, that's shit. | 0 |
579 | 6 | 37 | 220 | 34 | ["fuck"] | How the fuck did that happen? | 0 |
580 | 6 | 37 | 220 | 34 | ["fuck"] | Cheers. Ugh, fucking brakes. | 0 |
581 | 6 | 37 | 220 | 34 | ["fuck"] | I was fucking knackered after that. | 1 |
582 | 6 | 37 | 220 | 34 | ["fuck"] | This is the weirdest fucking family portrait you will ever see in your life. | 1 |
593 | 6 | 37 | 222 | 34 | ["fuck"] | Oh, fuck off. | 1 |
598 | 6 | 38 | 223 | 34 | ["shit"] | Some ghost shit. | 1 |
599 | 6 | 38 | 224 | 34 | ["shit"] | I mean, the manliest thing I can think of is just, like, beating the shit out of it. | 0 |
601 | 6 | 38 | 224 | 34 | ["piss"] | But when I talk about my feelings, everyone just takes the piss. | 0 |
602 | 6 | 38 | 224 | 34 | ["fuck","fuck"] | So I thought I'd fuckin' do a robot, right? Fuckin', you know what I mean? | 1 |
607 | 6 | 38 | 228 | 34 | ["fuck"] | I don't know. I was just fucking winging it, wasn't I? | 1 |
608 | 6 | 38 | 229 | 34 | ["fuck"] | Oh, for fuck's sake. | 1 |
611 | 6 | 39 | 231 | 34 | ["hell"] | Bloody hell. | 0 |
615 | 6 | 39 | 233 | 34 | ["piss"] | H. Urinating. Piss. | 0 |
618 | 6 | 39 | 233 | 34 | ["fuck"] | We won, though, innit? So fuck it. | 1 |
628 | 6 | 40 | 237 | 34 | ["shit"] | Oh, shit. It's actually blowing it up! | 0 |
629 | 6 | 40 | 237 | 34 | ["fuck"] | Oh, fuck. It's gone down. | 0 |
631 | 6 | 40 | 238 | 34 | ["fuck"] | Oh, fuck. Sorry! | 0 |
635 | 6 | 40 | 239 | 34 | ["fuck","shit"] | And all they fucking do is repeat shit. | 1 |
637 | 6 | 40 | 240 | 34 | ["shit"] | Shitloads of balloons. | 0 |
640 | 6 | 40 | 240 | 34 | ["fuck"] | Fuck's sake. | 0 |
641 | 6 | 40 | 240 | 34 | ["shit"] | Oh, shit. | 0 |
649 | 6 | 41 | 243 | 34 | ["fuck"] | Fuck. | 0 |
650 | 6 | 41 | 243 | 34 | ["shit"] | That's shit. | 0 |
651 | 6 | 41 | 244 | 34 | ["dick"] | I'm not... okay, that's a dick. | 0 |
657 | 6 | 41 | 245 | 34 | ["fuck","hell"] | Fucking hell. It's like Jaws. | 0 |
659 | 6 | 41 | 245 | 34 | ["bollock"] | Eight-bollock cat. | 0 |
674 | 6 | 42 | 249 | 34 | ["shit"] | Yeah, I mean, what I did there was a shit version... of what Tim, Tim did the real thing. | 1 |
675 | 6 | 42 | 250 | 34 | ["shit"] | Oh, shit. | 0 |
676 | 6 | 42 | 250 | 34 | ["shit"] | Oh, you're a dog person. Shit, I'm a cat person. | 0 |
677 | 6 | 42 | 250 | 34 | ["shit"] | And we found shit in common. | 1 |
679 | 6 | 42 | 250 | 34 | ["shit"] | Shit in common, yeah. | 1 |
686 | 6 | 42 | 252 | 34 | ["fuck"] | Oh, fuck! | 1 |
688 | 6 | 43 | 254 | 34 | ["shit"] | Can I ask a question? Has it done a Fruittella shit or is that its tail? | 1 |
690 | 6 | 43 | 255 | 34 | ["fuck"] | Fuck! | 0 |
692 | 6 | 43 | 255 | 34 | ["shit"] | Shit. | 0 |
694 | 6 | 43 | 255 | 34 | ["bitch"] | I'm officially out of The Bubble Brothers. Ya son of a bitch! | 1 |
699 | 6 | 43 | 256 | 34 | ["fuck"] | Tim Vine, right, is a lovely man, wonderful man, but he's fucking weird. | 1 |
706 | 6 | 44 | 261 | 34 | ["shit"] | Oh, shit, my ring. | 0 |
708 | 6 | 44 | 261 | 34 | ["ass/arse"] | Not my arsehole. | 1 |
712 | 6 | 44 | 262 | 34 | ["shit"] | Oh, shit. | 0 |
713 | 6 | 44 | 263 | 34 | ["fuck"] | ♪ Tall motherfucker with the ivory hair ♪ | 0 |