taskmaster
| id | series | episode | task | speaker | roots | quote | studio |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 105 | 2 | 7 | 38 | 8 | ["fuck"] | Just fucking awful. | 1 |
| 106 | 2 | 7 | 38 | 9 | ["shit"] | Shit. | 1 |
| 107 | 2 | 7 | 38 | 10 | ["shit"] | I can't believe we're believing that Joe Wilkinson is married and I'm gettin' shit. | 1 |
| 108 | 2 | 7 | 39 | 9 | ["shit"] | Ah, shit! | 0 |
| 109 | 2 | 7 | 39 | 10 | ["prick"] | Prick! | 0 |
| 110 | 2 | 7 | 39 | 9 | ["fuck"] | Fucking hate hills. | 0 |
| 111 | 2 | 7 | 39 | 10 | ["fuck"] | Fuck you, Alex. | 0 |
| 112 | 2 | 7 | 39 | 8 | ["fuck","shit"] | Fuck! Shit! | 0 |
| 113 | 2 | 7 | 40 | 10 | ["bastard"] | Bastard. | 0 |
| 114 | 2 | 7 | 40 | 10 | ["bastard"] | Bastard! | 0 |
| 115 | 2 | 7 | 40 | 2 | ["shit"] | How long did the shit Dalek take? | 1 |
| 116 | 2 | 7 | 40 | 9 | ["piss"] | And then I thought, "Piece of piss." | 1 |
| 117 | 2 | 7 | 40 | 8 | ["fuck"] | This is fucking harsh, I'm just saying! | 1 |
| 118 | 2 | 7 | 41 | 9 | ["shit"] | Nej? Shit! | 0 |
| 119 | 2 | 7 | 41 | 9 | ["ass/arse"] | It sounded like arse-licking. | 0 |
| 120 | 2 | 7 | 41 | 9 | ["ass/arse"] | Yeah. Arse-licking... | 0 |
| 121 | 2 | 7 | 41 | 2 | ["ass/arse"] | The only thing you managed to establish was that he didn't have an opinion on arse-licking. | 1 |
| 122 | 2 | 7 | 41 | 8 | ["fuck"] | Croupier! Fucking idiot. | 0 |
| 123 | 2 | 7 | 41 | 10 | ["shit"] | Shit. Is he unemployed? | 0 |
| 124 | 2 | 7 | 41 | 10 | ["fuck"] | Motherfucker! | 0 |
| 125 | 2 | 8 | 43 | 9 | ["fuck"] | Fuck! | 1 |
| 126 | 2 | 8 | 44 | 10 | ["shit"] | Oh, shit. | 0 |
| 127 | 2 | 8 | 44 | 10 | ["fuck"] | Motherfucker! | 0 |
| 128 | 2 | 8 | 44 | 10 | ["whore"] | I'm not gonna hoover it off the table like some egg-hungry whore. | 1 |
| 129 | 2 | 8 | 45 | 2 | ["fuck"] | It's no more disturbing than seeing a peanut fucked up by a train, though, is it? | 1 |
| 130 | 2 | 8 | 45 | 8 | ["prick"] | ♪ Then I let that little prick go again ♪ | 0 |
| 131 | 2 | 8 | 45 | 8 | ["fuck"] | ♪ Motherfucker bit my finger, bro ♪ | 0 |
| 132 | 2 | 8 | 45 | 2 | ["shit"] | Ah, Joe. It's gonna be shit, innit, mate? | 1 |
| 133 | 2 | 8 | 46 | 2 | ["shit"] | If I'd have just seen the picture, I'd have said it was shit, but up close it's incredible. | 1 |
| 134 | 2 | 8 | 47 | 2 | ["dick"] | Like she's the dick in this scenario. | 1 |
| 135 | 2 | 8 | 48 | 11 | ["fuck"] | Oh, you little fucker! | 0 |
| 136 | 2 | 8 | 48 | 11 | ["fuck"] | Get in the fucking thing! | 0 |
| 137 | 2 | 9 | 49 | 2 | ["fuck"] | If I am attending, I'm gonna be fucking awesome at that party. | 1 |
| 138 | 2 | 9 | 50 | 9 | ["shit"] | Shit. | 0 |
| 139 | 2 | 9 | 50 | 12 | ["fuck"] | Of Amersham, we don't give two fucks. | 0 |
| 140 | 2 | 9 | 50 | 2 | ["fuck"] | Jugglers, we don't give a fuck about you. | 1 |
| 141 | 2 | 9 | 50 | 10 | ["shit"] | Holy shit. | 0 |
| 142 | 2 | 9 | 50 | 10 | ["fuck"] | Still less impressed than the fucking photo of an éclair. | 0 |
| 143 | 2 | 9 | 51 | 2 | ["shit"] | I mean, I recognise that as a load of shit loosely thrown together. | 1 |
| 144 | 2 | 9 | 52 | 2 | ["shit"] | I just don't like that sort of novelty bullshit, but you pulled it back with the sweets. | 1 |
| 145 | 2 | 9 | 52 | 2 | ["shit"] | Yeah, but it makes me look like a shit, dunnit? | 1 |
| 146 | 2 | 9 | 53 | 8 | ["hell"] | What fresh hell is this? | 0 |
| 147 | 2 | 9 | 53 | 4 | ["fuck","hell"] | Fuckin' hell. | 0 |
| 148 | 2 | 9 | 53 | 9 | ["shit"] | 07... shit, what's my number? | 0 |
| 149 | 2 | 9 | 53 | 8 | ["shit"] | An onion? Shit. | 0 |
| 150 | 2 | 9 | 53 | 8 | ["shit"] | Oh, shit. Osman's got longer legs. | 0 |
| 151 | 2 | 9 | 54 | 10 | ["fuck"] | Fuckin' rabbit. | 0 |
| 152 | 2 | 10 | 56 | 8 | ["shit"] | Come on, you little shit. | 0 |
| 153 | 2 | 10 | 56 | 8 | ["bastard"] | Come on, you ginger bastard. | 0 |
| 154 | 2 | 10 | 56 | 10 | ["bastard"] | Oh, you are a little bastard! | 0 |
| 155 | 2 | 10 | 56 | 1 | ["dick","dick"] | Jon also called the cat a dick and then he called me a dick. | 1 |
| 156 | 2 | 10 | 56 | 2 | ["dick"] | Why did he call you a dick? | 1 |
| 157 | 2 | 10 | 56 | 8 | ["shit"] | And it's some ginger piece of shit in a tree, who cares? | 1 |
| 158 | 2 | 10 | 56 | 2 | ["shit"] | You are calling the cat a ginger piece of shit? | 1 |
| 159 | 2 | 10 | 56 | 11 | ["fuck"] | Where's this fucking cat? | 0 |
| 160 | 2 | 10 | 56 | 11 | ["bitch"] | Son of a bitch! | 0 |
| 161 | 2 | 10 | 56 | 11 | ["bitch"] | "Son of a bitch!", like that. | 1 |
| 162 | 2 | 10 | 56 | 2 | ["dick"] | Not as bad as calling you a dick, though, is it? | 1 |
| 163 | 2 | 10 | 57 | 9 | ["shit"] | Right. Shit. | 0 |
| 164 | 2 | 10 | 57 | 9 | ["fuck"] | Ah, fuck! | 0 |
| 165 | 2 | 10 | 57 | 10 | ["fuck","hell"] | Fuckin' hell. | 0 |
| 166 | 2 | 10 | 57 | 1 | ["ass/arse"] | Is there some pineapple hidden in your arse? | 0 |
| 167 | 2 | 10 | 57 | 9 | ["ass/arse"] | There is pineapple in my arse. Correct. | 0 |
| 168 | 2 | 10 | 57 | 9 | ["ass/arse"] | Would it be possible for everyone not to look at my arse as I leave? | 0 |
| 169 | 2 | 10 | 57 | 1 | ["ass/arse"] | Could everyone not look at Joe's arse as he leaves, please? | 0 |
| 170 | 2 | 10 | 57 | 2 | ["ass/arse"] | So that was the strategy, yeah? Arse, crotch. Bish, bash, bosh. Done. | 1 |
| 171 | 2 | 10 | 57 | 8 | ["shit"] | I ate a shitload. | 1 |
| 172 | 2 | 10 | 57 | 1 | ["shit"] | Oh, yeah, and he ate a shitload. | 1 |
| 173 | 2 | 10 | 59 | 8 | ["fuck"] | Nice. Fucking loving that. | 0 |
| 174 | 2 | 10 | 59 | 8 | ["fuck"] | I think it's fucking great. | 0 |
| 175 | 2 | 10 | 59 | 11 | ["bitch"] | It looked like you could build something, but you genuinely had to use gaffer tape and a bossy bitch. | 1 |
| 176 | 2 | 10 | 59 | 9 | ["shit"] | This is gonna be horse shit, isn't it? | 0 |
| 177 | 2 | 10 | 59 | 9 | ["shit"] | It could be... this could be horse shit. | 0 |
| 178 | 2 | 10 | 59 | 8 | ["piss"] | I just assumed, when you played that first clip, that you cut out how genuinely pissed off Joe was. | 1 |
| 179 | 2 | 10 | 59 | 2 | ["shit"] | In the first second you said everything was horse shit. | 1 |
| 180 | 2 | 10 | 59 | 10 | ["bastard"] | Oh, you little bastard. | 0 |
| 181 | 2 | 10 | 59 | 10 | ["shit"] | Slight worries about the plan... and whether or not it's shit. | 0 |
| 182 | 2 | 10 | 59 | 2 | ["fuck"] | Well, I mean, honestly don't know what the fuck was going on there. | 1 |
| 183 | 2 | 10 | 59 | 2 | ["shit"] | Do you want me to pass judgment on this shit? | 1 |
| 184 | 2 | 10 | 60 | 8 | ["bastard"] | I'm gonna dance to the Average White Band, you bastard. | 1 |
| 185 | 2 | 11 | 61 | 2 | ["shit"] | It looks like a shitty milk-bottle top. | 1 |
| 186 | 2 | 11 | 61 | 2 | ["fuck"] | In third place, I'm putting Jon's Roman coin, just 'cause they're worth fuck-all. | 1 |
| 187 | 2 | 11 | 61 | 2 | ["fuck"] | If you think that women are more important than Jocky Wilson, you fucking come to me. | 1 |
| 188 | 2 | 11 | 62 | 11 | ["bastard"] | Oh, you bastard! | 0 |
| 189 | 2 | 11 | 62 | 2 | ["prick"] | Bam! I get the job done as quickly as possible, even when some prick takes the wheels off the shopping trolley. | 1 |
| 190 | 2 | 11 | 62 | 8 | ["fuck"] | There's a fucking bridge there. | 0 |
| 191 | 2 | 11 | 62 | 8 | ["shit"] | Shit! | 0 |
| 192 | 2 | 11 | 62 | 9 | ["shit"] | Shit... | 0 |
| 193 | 2 | 11 | 62 | 12 | ["fuck"] | Got no wheels. Fuck! | 0 |
| 194 | 2 | 11 | 63 | 9 | ["piss"] | Oh, piss off! | 0 |
| 195 | 2 | 11 | 64 | 2 | ["fuck"] | You got to the P-O and thought, "Fuck it. Pony, right?" | 1 |
| 196 | 2 | 11 | 64 | 10 | ["shit"] | Such a shit idea. | 0 |
| 197 | 2 | 11 | 64 | 8 | ["fuck"] | What the fuck, man? | 1 |
| 198 | 2 | 11 | 64 | 9 | ["shit"] | Ah! Ah! Holy shit. | 0 |
| 199 | 2 | 11 | 64 | 9 | ["shit"] | Oh, don't let mine be shit. | 1 |
| 200 | 2 | 11 | 65 | 11 | ["fuck"] | What the fuck?! | 1 |
| 201 | 2 | 11 | 65 | 2 | ["fuck"] | Alright, well, fuck it then. | 1 |