taskmaster
id | series | episode | task | speaker | roots | quote | studio |
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1904 | 16 | 139 | 768 | 107 | ["Christ"] | Oh, Christ. Oh, yeah, here we are. | 0 |
1905 | 16 | 139 | 768 | 105 | ["shit"] | Oh, am I...? Oh, shit. | 0 |
1906 | 16 | 139 | 768 | 105 | ["shit"] | Oh, shit. | 0 |
1907 | 16 | 139 | 768 | 105 | ["shit"] | This is bullshit, dude. | 0 |
1908 | 16 | 139 | 768 | 106 | ["shit"] | What an absolute shower of shits you are. | 0 |
1909 | 16 | 139 | 768 | 1 | ["shit"] | You also quoted the Bible. Er, "you absolute shower of shits", that's Book of Revelation. | 1 |
1910 | 16 | 139 | 769 | 106 | ["shit"] | You shit giblet. | 0 |
1911 | 16 | 139 | 769 | 2 | ["shit"] | I enjoyed you calling him a "shit giblet", though. Very nice. | 1 |
1912 | 16 | 139 | 770 | 104 | ["hell"] | "Or a flamingo?" Bloody hell. | 0 |
1913 | 16 | 139 | 770 | 104 | ["shit"] | Don't touch the beak? Ah, shit. | 0 |
1914 | 16 | 139 | 771 | 106 | ["shit"] | Oh, it's very... you utter shit! | 1 |
1915 | 16 | 139 | 771 | 107 | ["shit"] | Shit. | 1 |
1916 | 16 | 139 | 771 | 104 | ["bastard"] | Oh, sh‒no, you can see it's not. Oh, bastard. | 1 |
1917 | 16 | 140 | 772 | 107 | ["cock"] | It's the sign of... Cock Pond, Clapham Common. | 1 |
1918 | 16 | 140 | 772 | 2 | ["cock"] | I like Cock Pond. | 1 |
1919 | 16 | 140 | 772 | 2 | ["cock"] | Sue, pond full of cocks‒can you beat it? | 1 |
1920 | 16 | 140 | 772 | 2 | ["bastard"] | Is there a, erm, landlord or a landlady at the Dog and Bastard? | 1 |
1921 | 16 | 140 | 772 | 2 | ["Christ"] | Jesus Christ, that is low-rent, isn't it? | 1 |
1922 | 16 | 140 | 772 | 2 | ["cock"] | And, unbelievably, I'm giving Cock Pond four points. | 1 |
1923 | 16 | 140 | 774 | 106 | ["cock"] | Cock and balls. | 1 |
1924 | 16 | 140 | 774 | 1 | ["hell"] | And then she's done a cheeky bit of ocean and a cheeky bit of Hell. | 1 |
1925 | 16 | 140 | 774 | 2 | ["hell"] | That's a cheeky tick. Erm, why is Hell there? | 1 |
1926 | 16 | 140 | 774 | 107 | ["hell"] | Well, Hell is... here. | 1 |
1927 | 16 | 140 | 775 | 2 | ["shit"] | I think you were hampered by bad actors. They all looked bored shitless. | 1 |
1928 | 16 | 140 | 776 | 104 | ["shit"] | Oh, shit. | 1 |
1929 | 16 | 140 | 776 | 2 | ["hell"] | But how the hell am I gonna score that? | 1 |
1930 | 16 | 141 | 778 | 2 | ["Christ"] | Jesus Christ. | 1 |
1931 | 16 | 141 | 778 | 2 | ["dick"] | Why would a small dog be given a chew, and why does that chew look like two dicks? | 1 |
1932 | 16 | 141 | 779 | 2 | ["damn"] | Julian has developed an incredible technique for saying things to Alex that are seemingly innocent, but then yet are so damning. | 1 |
1933 | 16 | 141 | 780 | 107 | ["bitch"] | It stings like a bitch. | 1 |
1934 | 16 | 141 | 780 | 105 | ["fuck"] | Oh, fuck. | 0 |
1935 | 16 | 141 | 781 | 103 | ["fuck"] | "Fuck Pig", I used to be called. | 0 |
1936 | 16 | 141 | 781 | 2 | ["fuck"] | And then, out of nowhere, "Oh, hello, Fuck Pig". | 1 |
1937 | 16 | 141 | 781 | 107 | ["bastard"] | Chain Bastard. | 0 |
1938 | 16 | 141 | 781 | 1 | ["bastard"] | Why are you called Chain Bastard? | 0 |
1939 | 16 | 141 | 781 | 105 | ["damn"] | Damn it! | 0 |
1940 | 16 | 141 | 781 | 1 | ["bastard"] | Chain Bastard. | 0 |
1941 | 16 | 141 | 781 | 1 | ["bastard"] | Ah. Is it Chain Bastard? | 0 |
1942 | 16 | 141 | 781 | 107 | ["bastard"] | It is Chain Bastard. | 0 |
1943 | 16 | 141 | 781 | 105 | ["damn"] | Damn it! | 0 |
1944 | 16 | 141 | 781 | 1 | ["bastard"] | Chain Bastard. | 0 |
1945 | 16 | 141 | 781 | 2 | ["bastard"] | Even when you essentially hold someone against their will and give yourself the name Chain Bastard... you just still seem really fun and friendly. | 1 |
1946 | 16 | 141 | 781 | 1 | ["bastard"] | I was surprised that Chain Bastard was applying feathers. | 1 |
1947 | 16 | 141 | 781 | 2 | ["bastard"] | Chain Bastard gets two points. | 1 |
1948 | 16 | 141 | 782 | 2 | ["bastard"] | You're really up against it now, Chain Bastard. | 1 |
1949 | 16 | 142 | 785 | 104 | ["bugger"] | You're a mucky bugger! | 0 |
1950 | 16 | 142 | 785 | 2 | ["bugger"] | Lucy, "Oh, you mucky bugger." | 1 |
1951 | 16 | 142 | 785 | 106 | ["damn"] | Damn, that smells good! | 0 |
1952 | 16 | 142 | 785 | 2 | ["prick"] | I'm feeling a real prick. | 1 |
1953 | 16 | 142 | 786 | 106 | ["cock"] | This is one of the most exhausting things I've ever done. Why didn't I just draw a cock and balls? | 0 |
1954 | 16 | 142 | 786 | 104 | ["fuck"] | I was doing fucking poppies, I know. | 1 |
1955 | 16 | 142 | 786 | 2 | ["hell"] | That is a hell of an opener, Sam. It's gonna take some beating. | 1 |
1956 | 16 | 142 | 786 | 2 | ["hell"] | Bloody hell. | 1 |
1957 | 16 | 142 | 787 | 106 | ["shit"] | Genuinely a shit pet. | 1 |
1958 | 16 | 143 | 789 | 106 | ["ass/arse"] | And then, my dog got hold of Terry and ate the ass out of it. | 1 |
1959 | 16 | 143 | 790 | 107 | ["bastard"] | Come on, you bastard! | 0 |
1960 | 16 | 143 | 790 | 105 | ["fuck"] | Fuck, that sucked. | 0 |
1961 | 16 | 143 | 790 | 105 | ["hell"] | Hell's Angels. | 1 |
1962 | 16 | 143 | 791 | 106 | ["bollock"] | This one has a massive eye-bollock. It's just massive. | 0 |
1963 | 16 | 143 | 791 | 106 | ["bollock"] | So if you're low-down, the beaver's eye-bollock will see you. | 1 |
1964 | 16 | 143 | 791 | 106 | ["bollock"] | I've got a beaver with an eye-bollock! | 1 |
1965 | 16 | 143 | 791 | 104 | ["bollock"] | Big Billy Big Bollocks. | 1 |
1966 | 16 | 143 | 791 | 2 | ["bollock"] | Big Billy Big Bollocks? | 1 |
1967 | 16 | 143 | 791 | 2 | ["Christ"] | Jesus Christ. | 1 |
1968 | 16 | 143 | 791 | 105 | ["bastard"] | Ah, lookie here, fellas, a two-eyed bastard. | 0 |
1969 | 16 | 143 | 792 | 107 | ["shit"] | That's shit. | 0 |
1970 | 16 | 143 | 792 | 107 | ["fuck"] | Is that where the bloody candle starts growing a fucking mouth and starts doing it for me? | 0 |
1971 | 16 | 143 | 792 | 106 | ["hell"] | How the hell does that hap...? What have I created?! | 0 |
1972 | 16 | 143 | 792 | 105 | ["hell"] | Yeah, that was a hell of a task, man. That was fantastic. | 1 |
1973 | 16 | 143 | 793 | 104 | ["fuck"] | Fuck's sake! | 1 |
1974 | 16 | 144 | 794 | 2 | ["hell"] | This is gonna be a hell of a noise, right? | 1 |
1975 | 16 | 144 | 795 | 106 | ["shit"] | Busy little shit, isn't it? | 0 |
1976 | 16 | 144 | 796 | 107 | ["shit","Christ"] | Oh, shit. Oh, Christ. | 0 |
1977 | 16 | 144 | 796 | 104 | ["fuck"] | Oh, for fuck's sake. | 0 |
1978 | 16 | 144 | 796 | 107 | ["tits"] | Tits! | 0 |
1979 | 16 | 144 | 796 | 2 | ["hell"] | Sam, I don't know how the hell you got to flamingos. | 1 |
1980 | 16 | 144 | 796 | 2 | ["tits"] | I've written down, "Can I have a clip of Susan shouting 'tits'?" | 1 |
1981 | 16 | 144 | 797 | 2 | ["shit"] | Sometimes you should just see it and judge it on face value, 'cause now I think it's shit. | 1 |
1982 | 16 | 144 | 798 | 104 | ["fuck"] | Fuck you. | 1 |
1983 | 16 | 144 | 798 | 2 | ["damn"] | Damn you, RADA. | 1 |
1984 | 16 | 144 | 798 | 2 | ["damn"] | Damn you, RADA. | 1 |
1985 | 16 | 144 | 798 | 2 | ["fuck"] | If this Australian has three pineapples on him, I am gonna lose my fucking mind. | 1 |
1986 | 16 | 145 | 799 | Brian Blessed | ["bastard"] | Come on, come on. Groan, you feckless bastards! | 1 |
1987 | 16 | 145 | 799 | 107 | ["shit"] | And here are a few of the shit prizes. | 1 |
1988 | 16 | 145 | 799 | 107 | ["shit"] | They're all so shit that all these guys actually gave them back to me. | 1 |
1989 | 16 | 145 | 799 | 2 | ["shit"] | I'm gonna give her 4 points for her very clever idea of getting her shit prizes back. | 1 |
1990 | 16 | 145 | 800 | 107 | ["piss"] | OK. Ah, ooh. Piss it! | 0 |
1991 | 16 | 145 | 800 | 2 | ["piss","piss"] | I really think that "piss it" is an underrated exclamation. I really enjoyed "piss it". | 1 |
1992 | 16 | 145 | 800 | 107 | ["fuck","hell"] | I can't work under these conditions. Oh, my God. Fuckin' hell! | 0 |
1993 | 16 | 145 | 800 | 104 | ["fuck","hell"] | Fuckin' hell! Sorry. | 0 |
1994 | 16 | 145 | 800 | 2 | ["fuck"] | Yeah, you've really fucked Sam over there. | 1 |
1995 | 16 | 145 | 800 | 105 | ["shit"] | Oh, shit, there's... | 0 |
1996 | 16 | 145 | 801 | 107 | ["hell"] | Now, what the hell is that? | 0 |
1997 | 16 | 145 | 801 | 106 | ["shit"] | I loved it. I was shit at it but I loved it. | 1 |
1998 | 16 | 145 | 801 | 106 | ["shit"] | Come on, you little shit! | 0 |
1999 | 16 | 145 | 801 | 106 | ["Christ"] | Oh, Christ. | 0 |
2000 | 16 | 145 | 801 | 107 | ["shit"] | Oh, shit. | 0 |
2001 | 16 | 145 | 801 | 106 | ["fuck"] | Little fucker. | 0 |
2002 | 16 | 145 | 801 | 2 | ["fuck"] | "Take it, you little fucker."? | 1 |
2003 | 16 | 145 | 801 | 107 | ["hell"] | It caught me by surprise, bloody hell. | 1 |
2004 | 16 | 145 | 801 | 104 | ["fuck"] | Oh, fuck you. | 1 |