taskmaster
| id | series | episode | task | speaker | roots | quote | studio |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1635 | 14 | 118 | 659 | 90 | ["hell"] | What the hell is that? Like, an elf wears that, but there's no elves in Australia. | 0 |
| 1636 | 14 | 118 | 659 | 88 | ["hell"] | What the hell would be in this? | 0 |
| 1637 | 14 | 118 | 659 | 88 | ["Christ"] | Oh, Jesus Christ. | 0 |
| 1638 | 14 | 118 | 659 | 88 | ["hell"] | Carroty goat, what the hell? | 0 |
| 1639 | 14 | 118 | 659 | 88 | ["shit"] | Oh, shite. It has gone badly, hasn't it? | 0 |
| 1640 | 14 | 118 | 659 | 2 | ["fuck"] | What the fuck's going on? | 1 |
| 1641 | 14 | 118 | 660 | 2 | ["ass/arse"] | I would say once a week I do that and I look at myself and go, "You fat arsehole." | 1 |
| 1642 | 14 | 118 | 660 | 91 | ["shit"] | LeBron James. Shit. | 0 |
| 1643 | 14 | 118 | 661 | 91 | ["damn"] | Oh, damn! OK. | 0 |
| 1644 | 14 | 118 | 661 | 88 | ["ass/arse"] | Why would you want a foot sticking out of its arse? | 0 |
| 1645 | 14 | 118 | 661 | 88 | ["Christ"] | Oh, Jesus Christ, three of them. | 0 |
| 1646 | 14 | 118 | 662 | 2 | ["piss"] | I'm absolutely pissed on the adrenaline. | 1 |
| 1647 | 14 | 118 | 662 | 2 | ["fuck"] | No, quite right, John. Fuck him. | 1 |
| 1648 | 14 | 119 | 663 | 92 | ["shit"] | It's six foot tall and frightens the shit out of me twice a week, maybe. It's awful. Please take it away. | 1 |
| 1649 | 14 | 119 | 665 | 88 | ["ass/arse"] | "Get your arse off this." It's not on this. | 0 |
| 1650 | 14 | 119 | 665 | 90 | ["bollock"] | Right, that's bollocks. That, apparently, is "home" in Wingdings. | 0 |
| 1651 | 14 | 119 | 665 | 2 | ["ass/arse"] | There's quite an arse theme within your response, Fern. | 1 |
| 1652 | 14 | 119 | 665 | 92 | ["bugger"] | "Leave." "Sod off." It says "go away." This says "bugger off". | 0 |
| 1653 | 14 | 119 | 665 | 2 | ["bugger"] | Gloria Gaynor should have been more aggressive. She should have said, "Go on, bugger off." | 1 |
| 1654 | 14 | 119 | 666 | 90 | ["fuck"] | Fuck. Guys, here we go. | 0 |
| 1655 | 14 | 119 | 666 | 92 | ["bugger"] | There's another little bugger. There he is, hello. Hello. | 0 |
| 1656 | 14 | 119 | 666 | 91 | ["damn"] | Oh, damn it! | 0 |
| 1657 | 14 | 119 | 666 | 92 | ["fuck"] | Fucked that one up. Bye! | 0 |
| 1658 | 14 | 119 | 666 | 89 | ["piss"] | A lot of surgeons are alcoholics, so it probably feels like they have big hands on an especially pissed day. | 0 |
| 1659 | 14 | 119 | 666 | 90 | ["fuck","hell"] | Fucking hell. | 0 |
| 1660 | 14 | 119 | 666 | 90 | ["fuck"] | Yeah, what that picture doesn't show is that I've got flippers for fucking hands! | 1 |
| 1661 | 14 | 119 | 667 | 90 | ["fuck"] | What the fuck's in that? | 0 |
| 1662 | 14 | 119 | 667 | 90 | ["wank"] | You absolute wanker! | 0 |
| 1663 | 14 | 119 | 667 | 2 | ["fuck"] | "What the fuck is that?" "Did you hear that? Well, what dropped?" "You can't even buy them that small." | 1 |
| 1664 | 14 | 119 | 667 | 90 | ["fuck"] | There is only one size of duck. I don't know what the fuck they were. | 1 |
| 1665 | 14 | 119 | 667 | 92 | ["tits"] | I can't see me pockets 'cause of me tits. Sorry. | 0 |
| 1666 | 14 | 119 | 667 | 91 | ["hell"] | What the hell?! I didn't get any in. | 0 |
| 1667 | 14 | 119 | 667 | 2 | ["tits"] | I mean, if I'm honest, I don't know what I thought 'cause all I can hear is, "I can't see my pockets because of my tits." | 1 |
| 1668 | 14 | 120 | 669 | 92 | ["dick"] | People in hotels think you should be up at eight o'clock, 'cause they're dicks. | 1 |
| 1669 | 14 | 120 | 669 | 2 | ["piss"] | All right, Dara. This should be a piece of piss, I imagine? | 1 |
| 1670 | 14 | 120 | 670 | 91 | ["shit"] | Two minutes? OK. Shit. | 0 |
| 1671 | 14 | 120 | 670 | 92 | ["shit"] | Ah, shit! | 0 |
| 1672 | 14 | 120 | 670 | 90 | ["fuck"] | Oh, God, what the fuck are you doing? | 0 |
| 1673 | 14 | 120 | 670 | 90 | ["fuck","hell"] | Oh, fucking hell. | 1 |
| 1674 | 14 | 120 | 670 | 89 | ["ass/arse"] | Just move up nearer to my arse. | 0 |
| 1675 | 14 | 120 | 670 | 89 | ["fuck"] | Ah, fuck's sake. | 0 |
| 1676 | 14 | 120 | 670 | 90 | ["fuck"] | We've been fucking robbed. | 0 |
| 1677 | 14 | 120 | 670 | 90 | ["fuck"] | There's so much fucking sand in there. | 0 |
| 1678 | 14 | 120 | 671 | 91 | ["damn"] | Goddamn! What's been going on in this room? | 0 |
| 1679 | 14 | 120 | 671 | 92 | ["fuck"] | What the fuck is that? | 0 |
| 1680 | 14 | 120 | 671 | 92 | ["fuck"] | That is fucking vile. | 0 |
| 1681 | 14 | 120 | 671 | 92 | ["shit"] | I don't do olives. Tiny, shitty grapes. | 0 |
| 1682 | 14 | 120 | 671 | 92 | ["bugger","hell"] | Oh, bugger hell. | 0 |
| 1683 | 14 | 120 | 671 | 89 | ["fuck"] | Fucking salt and petrol or something. | 0 |
| 1684 | 14 | 120 | 671 | 2 | ["fuck"] | Sarah, the very first thing you said after you tasted one is, and I quote, "What the fuck is that?" | 1 |
| 1685 | 14 | 120 | 671 | 92 | ["fuck"] | Like, "Ooh, what the fuck is that? Mm." | 1 |
| 1686 | 14 | 120 | 671 | 90 | ["Christ"] | Oh, Jesus Christ! | 0 |
| 1687 | 14 | 120 | 672 | 92 | ["shit"] | Mine's better. Mine's always better. That's shit. | 0 |
| 1688 | 14 | 120 | 672 | 1 | ["fuck"] | Oh, fuck's sake. | 0 |
| 1689 | 14 | 120 | 672 | 90 | ["fuck"] | Oh, fuck! | 0 |
| 1690 | 14 | 120 | 672 | 90 | ["shit"] | Oh, shit. | 0 |
| 1691 | 14 | 120 | 672 | 90 | ["fuck"] | Something's fucking happened! | 0 |
| 1692 | 14 | 120 | 672 | 2 | ["fuck"] | You whispered to yourself, "Fuck sake." | 1 |
| 1693 | 14 | 120 | 672 | 2 | ["twat"] | I particularly liked the... romance of that with this twat in the background. | 1 |
| 1694 | 14 | 120 | 673 | 2 | ["fuck"] | He really did try, but someone didn't put enough power into their fucking throws, did they? | 1 |
| 1695 | 14 | 120 | 673 | 1 | ["fuck"] | Fuck's sake. | 1 |
| 1696 | 14 | 121 | 675 | 89 | ["fuck"] | Ugh, fuck's sake. | 0 |
| 1697 | 14 | 121 | 675 | 91 | ["hell"] | What the hell am I gonna do? | 0 |
| 1698 | 14 | 121 | 675 | 90 | ["fuck"] | Fuck! | 0 |
| 1699 | 14 | 121 | 675 | 92 | ["dick"] | Oh, my god, I've found it! Oh, you dicks! Oh, I hate you all. | 0 |
| 1700 | 14 | 121 | 676 | 92 | ["shit"] | That's fulla shit. | 0 |
| 1701 | 14 | 121 | 676 | 90 | ["fuck"] | Fuck is that? What's happening? | 0 |
| 1702 | 14 | 121 | 676 | 90 | ["fuck"] | Fuck. | 0 |
| 1703 | 14 | 121 | 677 | 90 | ["prick"] | ♪ The lady on the phone said, "What? Get here, you prick" ♪ | 0 |
| 1704 | 14 | 121 | 677 | 92 | ["shit"] | Oh, shit. | 1 |
| 1705 | 14 | 121 | 677 | 2 | ["fuck"] | Who was it who said you sound awful at singing? Well, fuck you, ex-partner. | 1 |
| 1706 | 14 | 121 | 678 | 2 | ["hell"] | It's probably that I'm not street enough to appreciate rap, and also I don't know what the hell Dara was going on about. | 1 |
| 1707 | 14 | 121 | 678 | 89 | ["fuck"] | Oh, fuck. | 1 |
| 1708 | 14 | 122 | 679 | 2 | ["Christ"] | Jesus Christ. | 1 |
| 1709 | 14 | 122 | 680 | 90 | ["fuck"] | Fuck me, imagine I get this. Genuine pleasure. | 0 |
| 1710 | 14 | 122 | 680 | 90 | ["shit"] | Shit! | 0 |
| 1711 | 14 | 122 | 680 | 90 | ["fuck"] | Oh, fuck it! | 0 |
| 1712 | 14 | 122 | 681 | 90 | ["fuck"] | Oh, fuck. | 0 |
| 1713 | 14 | 122 | 681 | 89 | ["shit"] | I just said to John, "Who did that shit drawing?" And he was like, "That was you." | 1 |
| 1714 | 14 | 122 | 682 | 90 | ["piss"] | I can do that, easy. Piss-easy. | 0 |
| 1715 | 14 | 122 | 682 | 89 | ["fuck"] | Fuck off. | 0 |
| 1716 | 14 | 122 | 682 | 92 | ["shit","fuck"] | It really annoys me, 'cause I think, "Oh, it's just shit", and then I'll do some and I'll be like, "Oh, I feel a bit better", then I think, "Fuck!" | 1 |
| 1717 | 14 | 122 | 682 | 2 | ["fuck"] | If I was giving bonus points out anymore, which I don't do, you'd be getting one for telling Alex to fuck off so poetically. | 1 |
| 1718 | 14 | 122 | 682 | 90 | ["bastard"] | Go on, you...bastard. | 0 |
| 1719 | 14 | 122 | 682 | 91 | ["damn"] | You know, I just wanted to give you the whole damn Olympics. | 0 |
| 1720 | 14 | 122 | 683 | 2 | ["shit"] | I shouldn't give clues, but this is the shittest impression of that animal I've ever seen. | 1 |
| 1721 | 14 | 123 | 684 | 91 | ["shit"] | Shit is weird. | 1 |
| 1722 | 14 | 123 | 685 | 90 | ["fuck"] | Fuck this. No, you're mad. Huh? | 0 |
| 1723 | 14 | 123 | 685 | 2 | ["fuck"] | I quote John during the actual task: "Fuck this!" | 1 |
| 1724 | 14 | 123 | 685 | 92 | ["shit"] | Gives me the shits? | 0 |
| 1725 | 14 | 123 | 685 | 88 | ["ass/arse"] | Arse. | 0 |
| 1726 | 14 | 123 | 685 | 2 | ["fuck"] | We've caught the moment where Dara realized that he's totally fucked this. | 1 |
| 1727 | 14 | 123 | 686 | 88 | ["fuck"] | And you all had a big fuckin' party about that. | 1 |
| 1728 | 14 | 123 | 687 | 91 | ["hell","shit"] | What the hell? Alex? Shit. Okay, I need to go back. | 0 |
| 1729 | 14 | 123 | 687 | 89 | ["fuck"] | Fuck's sake! | 0 |
| 1730 | 14 | 123 | 687 | 92 | ["bugger"] | Ooh, bugger. | 0 |
| 1731 | 14 | 123 | 687 | 90 | ["Christ"] | Christ, what was I doing? | 1 |
| 1732 | 14 | 124 | 689 | 89 | ["piss"] | If you're a comedian, one of the things you need... is the skill of holding in your piss for long amounts of time on car journeys. | 1 |
| 1733 | 14 | 124 | 689 | 2 | ["prick"] | Look at this prick. | 1 |
| 1734 | 14 | 124 | 689 | 2 | ["shit"] | Shit. | 1 |
| 1735 | 14 | 124 | 689 | 2 | ["fuck"] | That is gonna get beaten by a fucking sailor's hat. | 1 |