taskmaster
| id | series | episode | task | speaker | roots | quote | studio |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1519 | 13 | 107 | 598 | 2 | ["piss"] | Your trophy's been pissed on already. | 1 |
| 1520 | 13 | 107 | 598 | 2 | ["shit"] | Write down "Judi Love, incredible bullshitter." | 1 |
| 1521 | 13 | 107 | 598 | 2 | ["shit"] | I think that's because Judi did such a good job of bullshitting me about the tape. | 1 |
| 1522 | 13 | 107 | 598 | 2 | ["shit"] | Great news about your shit sofa: you've got three sweet points for it. | 1 |
| 1523 | 13 | 107 | 599 | 78 | ["fuck"] | I can see it, okay? They're not ducks. Fucking hens. | 0 |
| 1524 | 13 | 107 | 599 | 80 | ["damn"] | Turn around. God damn it. | 0 |
| 1525 | 13 | 107 | 599 | 81 | ["piss"] | What's in it for you is I'm not gonna get pissed off. | 0 |
| 1526 | 13 | 107 | 600 | 80 | ["Christ"] | Christ alive! | 0 |
| 1527 | 13 | 107 | 600 | 80 | ["fuck"] | Woodpeckers must be hard as fuck. | 1 |
| 1528 | 13 | 107 | 600 | 2 | ["tits"] | I've eaten a lot of crisps. Yeah. I've got big, I got big tits? | 1 |
| 1529 | 13 | 107 | 600 | 80 | ["shit"] | Oh, my word! That is... phenomenal bullshit. | 1 |
| 1530 | 13 | 108 | 603 | 79 | ["hell"] | I think they would be going, "Who the hell is this guy?" You know. | 1 |
| 1531 | 13 | 108 | 603 | 2 | ["shit"] | He's brought something totally shit in... | 1 |
| 1532 | 13 | 108 | 604 | 79 | ["twat"] | Oh, my god, you absolute twat face. | 0 |
| 1533 | 13 | 108 | 604 | 81 | ["shit"] | Ooh, shit. | 0 |
| 1534 | 13 | 108 | 604 | 2 | ["shit"] | It would've been less of a shit show, would it? | 1 |
| 1535 | 13 | 108 | 605 | 2 | ["shit"] | The other two, I mean, literally scare the shit out of me. | 1 |
| 1536 | 13 | 108 | 605 | 82 | ["piss"] | You could've pissed in the bottle or something to make it yellow. | 1 |
| 1537 | 13 | 108 | 605 | 2 | ["piss"] | The hooded man in the original isn't pissing against a wall. | 1 |
| 1538 | 13 | 108 | 605 | 79 | ["piss"] | That's what I thought, but I hadn't seen that, so otherwise I'd have changed that to say you look like you're pissing. | 1 |
| 1539 | 13 | 108 | 606 | 80 | ["hell"] | So what... what the hell's going on here? | 0 |
| 1540 | 13 | 108 | 606 | 80 | ["shit"] | Ah, shit. | 0 |
| 1541 | 13 | 109 | 2 | ["prick"] | For want of a more sophisticated response, the guy's a prick. | 1 | |
| 1542 | 13 | 109 | 608 | 81 | ["damn"] | Surely that gets a damn point or something! | 1 |
| 1543 | 13 | 109 | 608 | 2 | ["cock"] | I put it to you, Bridget, that you've deliberately chosen a stopcock because it's got the word "cock" in it. | 1 |
| 1544 | 13 | 109 | 608 | 2 | ["fuck","fuck"] | I'm sorry, pleasant fucker didn't do it for me. Pleasant fucker? Come on. | 1 |
| 1545 | 13 | 109 | 609 | 80 | ["shit"] | This is Dolly the Sheep. Didn't name that one, no one gives a shit. | 0 |
| 1546 | 13 | 109 | 609 | 81 | ["fuck"] | My art draws the emotion after I've done it, with just simple sand and a fucking crown... what else do you need? | 1 |
| 1547 | 13 | 109 | 609 | 2 | ["fuck"] | I'll tell you what you need, one point. And you can thank me for it. Fucking rubbish! | 1 |
| 1548 | 13 | 109 | 610 | 80 | ["bastard"] | You bastards are going last. | 0 |
| 1549 | 13 | 109 | 610 | 80 | ["dick"] | Well, 'cause I was expecting Captain Dickhead here to just keep lighting 'em again. | 1 |
| 1550 | 13 | 109 | 611 | 80 | ["fuck"] | You can go fuck yourself, you can. | 0 |
| 1551 | 13 | 109 | 611 | 80 | ["shit"] | Oh, my god, it's not even on full power, you shit. | 0 |
| 1552 | 13 | 109 | 611 | 80 | ["fuck"] | I don't even care about the points, this is fuckin' great. | 0 |
| 1553 | 13 | 109 | 611 | 80 | ["ass/arse"] | Stick your duck up your arse. | 0 |
| 1554 | 13 | 109 | 612 | 81 | ["shit"] | "As a team, put one of your faces and one of your legs through the hole." I'm not doing that shit. | 1 |
| 1555 | 13 | 109 | 612 | 2 | ["fuck"] | Fuck! | 1 |
| 1556 | 13 | 109 | 612 | 80 | ["bugger"] | Bugger! | 1 |
| 1557 | 13 | 109 | 612 | 81 | ["fuck"] | Oh, for fuck's sake. | 1 |
| 1558 | 13 | 110 | 614 | 81 | ["piss"] | No, no, don't take the piss. | 0 |
| 1559 | 13 | 110 | 615 | 2 | ["fuck"] | Get your fuckin' hand off me! | 1 |
| 1560 | 13 | 110 | 615 | 79 | ["fuck"] | Eat your fucking worm! | 0 |
| 1561 | 13 | 110 | 616 | 2 | ["fuck"] | We all heard you say, "Just eat your fucking worm!" | 1 |
| 1562 | 13 | 110 | 616 | 82 | ["damn"] | God damn. If Sophie Duker wins Taskmaster, we all win her, papa. | 0 |
| 1563 | 13 | 110 | 616 | 1 | ["damn"] | Yeah, I mean, it started with "God damn." | 1 |
| 1564 | 13 | 110 | 616 | 81 | ["ass/arse"] | A rass is like... an arse. | 1 |
| 1565 | 13 | 110 | 617 | 81 | ["shit","fuck"] | Look at this shit! Look at this. My nail has fuckin' popped off! | 1 |
| 1566 | 13 | 111 | 621 | 81 | ["hell"] | What the hell was I thinking? | 0 |
| 1567 | 13 | 111 | 621 | 81 | ["hell"] | Can I just say, I didn't know what the hell was going on. | 1 |
| 1568 | 13 | 111 | 622 | 81 | ["shit"] | This shit ain't getting wet, okay. I need you to know that. | 0 |
| 1569 | 13 | 111 | 622 | 81 | ["dick"] | It's floating like two dicks! Why is it floating? | 0 |
| 1570 | 13 | 111 | 622 | 2 | ["dick"] | Obviously Judi's gone straight into the Taskmaster book of quotes by saying of a bunch of bananas, "It's floating like two dicks." | 1 |
| 1571 | 13 | 111 | 623 | 81 | ["damn"] | So where's the phone? Where's the damn phone?! | 0 |
| 1572 | 13 | 111 | 623 | 80 | ["prick","prick","prick"] | Get on the stick, you prick! Get on the stick, you prick! You prick, get on the stick! | 0 |
| 1573 | 13 | 111 | 623 | 2 | ["prick"] | I enjoyed, "Get on the stick, you prick." | 1 |
| 1574 | 13 | 112 | 626 | 2 | ["prick"] | You could imagine some prick coming up with it, yeah. | 1 |
| 1575 | 13 | 112 | 626 | 2 | ["fuck","fuck","prick"] | Oh, "welcome to the Cement Mixer Bar", fuck. Fuck you, ya hipster pricks. | 1 |
| 1576 | 13 | 112 | 627 | 81 | ["shit"] | Oh, shit. | 0 |
| 1577 | 13 | 112 | 627 | 81 | ["fuck"] | Fuck... | 0 |
| 1578 | 13 | 112 | 627 | 81 | ["piss"] | I am so pissed off. | 1 |
| 1579 | 13 | 112 | 628 | 80 | ["prick"] | Some chocolate has been stolen, and it was one of you greedy pricks. | 0 |
| 1580 | 13 | 112 | 628 | 78 | ["shit"] | Before we go any further, chairman, some gobshite's blocking the Bentley. | 0 |
| 1581 | 13 | 112 | 629 | 2 | ["fuck"] | I mean, what sort of fucking opener was that? | 1 |
| 1582 | 13 | 112 | 629 | 81 | ["damn"] | Damn it. | 1 |
| 1583 | 13 | 112 | 630 | 78 | ["shit"] | Shit! | 1 |
| 1584 | 13 | 113 | 632 | 81 | ["bitch"] | When you can fry four of them at the same time evenly and they come out golden—hello, I'm that bitch. Hello. | 1 |
| 1585 | 13 | 113 | 633 | 82 | ["shit"] | Shit. Is this a full one? | 0 |
| 1586 | 13 | 113 | 633 | 2 | ["ass/arse"] | I mean, the obvious highlight is Ardal's arse lid that he created. | 1 |
| 1587 | 13 | 113 | 634 | 2 | ["fuck"] | You didn't know who I fucking was a minute ago! | 1 |
| 1588 | 13 | 113 | 634 | 80 | ["shit"] | Oh, shit. That's 65 already. | 0 |
| 1589 | 13 | 113 | 635 | 81 | ["shit"] | I mean, honestly, look at that shit. | 0 |
| 1590 | 13 | 113 | 635 | 2 | ["cock"] | It really does feel like an evolution from us childishly drawing cock and balls on windows, as I've done, I'm ashamed to say, so many times. | 1 |
| 1591 | 13 | 113 | 636 | 82 | ["shit"] | I don't give a shit. | 1 |
| 1592 | 13 | 113 | 636 | 80 | ["fuck"] | Oh, now you fuck up?! | 1 |
| 1593 | 13 | 114 | 638 | 79 | ["shit","hell"] | "Learn Swedish." Oh, shitting hell! | 0 |
| 1594 | 13 | 114 | 638 | 2 | ["hell"] | Erm, the song. I mean, where the hell did that come from? | 1 |
| 1595 | 13 | 114 | 639 | 81 | ["fuck"] | Oh, for fuck's sake. | 0 |
| 1596 | 13 | 114 | 639 | 81 | ["fuck"] | Fuck this. | 0 |
| 1597 | 13 | 114 | 640 | 80 | ["fuck"] | There's no fucking shoes! | 0 |
| 1598 | 13 | 114 | 640 | 2 | ["fuck"] | "There's no fucking shoes." "I don't understand what's happening" times five. | 1 |
| 1599 | 13 | 114 | 641 | 2 | ["ass/arse"] | She's right, you can get big-ass frogs, but it's academic. | 1 |
| 1600 | 13 | 115 | 642 | 2 | ["hell"] | I don't know what the hell she's brought in. I still don't know. | 1 |
| 1601 | 13 | 115 | 643 | 81 | ["damn"] | I was surprised at how much I looked like the damn fish. | 1 |
| 1602 | 13 | 115 | 645 | 79 | ["fuck"] | And, well, I stepped out of the barn and fucked myself, so... | 1 |
| 1603 | 13 | 115 | 645 | 80 | ["ass/arse"] | I'm thinking how could I disguise me arse as a head, is that possible? | 0 |
| 1604 | 13 | 115 | 646 | 79 | ["fuck"] | Oh, fuck off. | 1 |
| 1605 | 13 | 115 | 646 | 81 | ["piss"] | I'm pissed off. | 1 |
| 1606 | 13 | 116 | 647 | 78 | ["shit"] | Oh, shit. | 1 |
| 1607 | 13 | 116 | 647 | 2 | ["shit"] | But I've got to recognise what an amazing bullshitter Judi Love is. I'm gonna give her two points. | 1 |
| 1608 | 13 | 116 | 648 | 81 | ["damn"] | What is that damn smell? | 0 |
| 1609 | 13 | 116 | 648 | 80 | ["hell"] | Oh, there it is. What the hell is that? | 0 |
| 1610 | 13 | 116 | 648 | 80 | ["bugger"] | Bugger. | 0 |
| 1611 | 13 | 116 | 648 | 82 | ["ass/arse"] | It's slightly fizzy. It tastes like ass. Is it Dr Pepper? | 0 |
| 1612 | 13 | 116 | 650 | 80 | ["damn"] | Oh, goddamn it. | 0 |
| 1613 | 13 | 116 | 650 | 80 | ["shit"] | Track six, er, a humming or some shit. | 0 |
| 1614 | 13 | 116 | 650 | 80 | ["fuck"] | ♪ In a high five stand-off, we'll take your fucking hand off ♪ | 0 |
| 1615 | 13 | 116 | 651 | 2 | ["fuck"] | Yeah, I know that, just one of them isn't on your fucking head. | 1 |