taskmaster
| id | series | episode | task | speaker | roots | quote | studio |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1391 | 12 | 96 | 543 | 71 | ["bastard"] | So I've got to find the little bastard. | 0 |
| 1392 | 12 | 96 | 543 | 69 | ["hell"] | Where the hell would a ball‒would probably be in here? | 0 |
| 1393 | 12 | 96 | 543 | 69 | ["hell"] | Okay, where the hell haven't I looked? | 0 |
| 1394 | 12 | 96 | 543 | 71 | ["fuck"] | I've just seen him, the little fucker, but I don't have a ball! | 0 |
| 1395 | 12 | 96 | 543 | 2 | ["fuck"] | I'm gonna give Morgana a bonus point for her attempt, before we even give her a score. You would think it was because you set a trap for Alex, which I really enjoyed and thought, "I'm gonna give her an extra point for that, it's so clever", but it's not. It's 'cause you called Alex a little fucker. | 1 |
| 1396 | 12 | 96 | 544 | 69 | ["damn"] | I think I want it six, uh, damn it. | 0 |
| 1397 | 12 | 96 | 544 | 69 | ["fuck"] | Whoa, fuck! OK, sorry. | 0 |
| 1398 | 12 | 96 | 544 | 69 | ["shit"] | Oh, shit! | 0 |
| 1399 | 12 | 96 | 544 | 68 | ["shit"] | Oh, look at all this shit! OK. | 0 |
| 1400 | 12 | 96 | 544 | 71 | ["bastard"] | Guys, is this a wind... oh, you little bastards! | 0 |
| 1401 | 12 | 96 | 544 | 71 | ["fuck"] | Oh, I've got no fucking gold. | 0 |
| 1402 | 12 | 96 | 544 | 70 | ["dick"] | It was a very nice break from running around like a dickhead all day. | 1 |
| 1403 | 12 | 96 | 544 | 2 | ["fuck"] | Unlike Desiree who, er, shouted, "Whoa! Fuck!" | 1 |
| 1404 | 12 | 96 | 544 | 69 | ["shit"] | Just really bullshitted that one. Did that come out all right? | 1 |
| 1405 | 12 | 96 | 544 | 71 | ["piss"] | But you're still a little bit pissed off, so hence the eyebrows. | 1 |
| 1406 | 12 | 96 | 545 | 2 | ["shit"] | I'm gonna give Morgana two points, and it's basically because Desiree really bullshitted her way to three points. | 1 |
| 1407 | 12 | 96 | 545 | 71 | ["dick"] | Ooh, missed by a bee's dick! | 0 |
| 1408 | 12 | 96 | 545 | 71 | ["fuck"] | Ah, for fuck's sake! | 0 |
| 1409 | 12 | 96 | 545 | 69 | ["fuck"] | What the fuck was that?! | 0 |
| 1410 | 12 | 96 | 546 | 71 | ["fuck"] | No, for fuck's sake. | 1 |
| 1411 | 12 | 97 | 547 | 2 | ["shit"] | They seem like a great couple. Really got their shit together. | 1 |
| 1412 | 12 | 97 | 547 | 71 | ["piss"] | I know that, you know, you're gonna piss off a lot of people at home if you don't give me at least five points. | 1 |
| 1413 | 12 | 97 | 548 | 70 | ["shit"] | Oh, shit. I've got a friend. | 0 |
| 1414 | 12 | 97 | 548 | 2 | ["shit"] | Yeah, this is more of your very, very eloquent bullshit. | 1 |
| 1415 | 12 | 97 | 548 | 70 | ["ass/arse"] | Do you have any arse bread? | 0 |
| 1416 | 12 | 97 | 548 | 71 | ["ass/arse"] | I do have arse bread! | 0 |
| 1417 | 12 | 97 | 548 | 70 | ["ass/arse"] | She's well known for the arse bread. | 1 |
| 1418 | 12 | 97 | 548 | 70 | ["ass/arse","ass/arse"] | Arse bread was on my face. That was arse bread you saw. | 1 |
| 1419 | 12 | 97 | 548 | 2 | ["ass/arse"] | I'm going to give the Arse Bread Tragedy... I'm gonna give them all five points. | 1 |
| 1420 | 12 | 97 | 549 | 68 | ["shit","shit"] | Oh, you absolute... shitbag. Don't know why the word "shitbag" came to mind. | 0 |
| 1421 | 12 | 97 | 549 | 70 | ["shit","shit"] | All the things you gave me, it all is shit. Write "shit" down. | 0 |
| 1422 | 12 | 97 | 549 | 1 | ["shit"] | Shit, yeah. | 0 |
| 1423 | 12 | 97 | 549 | 69 | ["fuck"] | Yep, that's what the fuck that is! | 0 |
| 1424 | 12 | 97 | 549 | 69 | ["shit"] | And then this shit is actually, like, oatmeal... I don't know, death. | 0 |
| 1425 | 12 | 97 | 550 | 70 | ["shit"] | Oh, shit, this is gonna be messy. | 0 |
| 1426 | 12 | 97 | 550 | 71 | ["fuck","hell"] | Oh, that's better. Fuckin' hell. | 0 |
| 1427 | 12 | 97 | 550 | 70 | ["shit"] | I'd like to make this sound more scientific than it's about to be, but... we're just gonna make this shit green. | 0 |
| 1428 | 12 | 97 | 550 | 70 | ["shit"] | Well, at this point, I might as well just get messy. Enjoy ourselves and shit. | 0 |
| 1429 | 12 | 98 | 552 | 71 | ["shit"] | They don't make them like they used to. It's, it's built like a brick shithouse. | 1 |
| 1430 | 12 | 98 | 552 | 70 | ["shit"] | All the time, we're being bombarded with shit and opinions that be messing up your psyche and your emotional state. | 1 |
| 1431 | 12 | 98 | 553 | 2 | ["hell"] | I'm sure you'll both be very happy together in Hell. | 1 |
| 1432 | 12 | 98 | 553 | 69 | ["damn"] | Damn it. | 0 |
| 1433 | 12 | 98 | 554 | 69 | ["fuck"] | How the fuck do I move that? | 0 |
| 1434 | 12 | 98 | 554 | 70 | ["shit"] | 'Cause water's very fundamental to building sand bridges, ain't it? I'm sure that was on Countryfile or some shit. | 0 |
| 1435 | 12 | 98 | 554 | 71 | ["fuck"] | I don't fucking know. | 0 |
| 1436 | 12 | 98 | 555 | 72 | ["pussy"] | "I always said the pussy was dangerous." | 0 |
| 1437 | 12 | 98 | 556 | 69 | ["bitch"] | In this one, the house really decided, like, "We want this bitch out." So it turned on me. | 1 |
| 1438 | 12 | 98 | 556 | 69 | ["hell"] | Ooh, snake. Walk like an Egyptian. But there's snake down in Hell. | 1 |
| 1439 | 12 | 99 | 557 | 2 | ["shit"] | I'm giving a man who found an old wig in his attic five points. That's Taskmaster and if you don't like it, tough shit! | 1 |
| 1440 | 12 | 99 | 558 | 70 | ["shit"] | Shit! | 0 |
| 1441 | 12 | 99 | 558 | 68 | ["bastard"] | Stop, you bastard! Stop! | 0 |
| 1442 | 12 | 99 | 559 | 70 | ["dick"] | And then when my colleagues came in, the kids would be like, "You're a dickhead!" | 1 |
| 1443 | 12 | 99 | 559 | 70 | ["dick"] | So I was like, "Yeah, I'm like the coolest up there and everyone else is a dickhead." | 1 |
| 1444 | 12 | 99 | 559 | 70 | ["shit"] | You see how I did that? Flicked it... ow, shit! That's not so cool but I burnt myself for real. | 0 |
| 1445 | 12 | 99 | 560 | 71 | ["ass/arse"] | The whole thing was a pain in the arse, this one, wasn't it? | 1 |
| 1446 | 12 | 99 | 560 | 70 | ["shit"] | The worst shit I've ever... | 1 |
| 1447 | 12 | 99 | 560 | 69 | ["fuck"] | Fuck me in the face! | 0 |
| 1448 | 12 | 99 | 560 | 70 | ["fuck"] | Who the fuck is Veronica?! | 0 |
| 1449 | 12 | 99 | 560 | 70 | ["shit","shit"] | ♪ This task... is shit. Got four hours to get to the end... task is bullshit! ♪ | 0 |
| 1450 | 12 | 99 | 560 | 71 | ["fuck"] | Oh, my god, you've only gone and fucking done it! | 0 |
| 1451 | 12 | 99 | 561 | 2 | ["shit"] | I loved your song, which I believe was called "This Task Is Shit". | 1 |
| 1452 | 12 | 99 | 561 | 2 | ["shit"] | You don't think, uh, the song "This Task Is Shit" is going to hold up against that, no? | 1 |
| 1453 | 12 | 99 | 561 | 2 | ["Christ"] | Jesus Christ! | 1 |
| 1454 | 12 | 100 | 562 | 2 | ["shit"] | Victoria, listen, across this series you have been consistently a sensational bullshitter. | 1 |
| 1455 | 12 | 100 | 563 | 70 | ["ass/arse"] | Or what it looks like after my ass has smushed it to pieces? | 0 |
| 1456 | 12 | 100 | 563 | 70 | ["shit"] | Oh, my god. Look at this shit. | 0 |
| 1457 | 12 | 100 | 563 | 69 | ["damn"] | Where's the damn cakes? Where are the cakes? Where are you hiding cakes? | 0 |
| 1458 | 12 | 100 | 563 | 69 | ["fuck"] | Oh, fuck you if that's the right answer. | 0 |
| 1459 | 12 | 100 | 564 | 71 | ["ass/arse"] | You arsehole! | 1 |
| 1460 | 12 | 100 | 565 | 70 | ["shit"] | Should I tell you how I knew he was gonna do it? 'Cause of them shit-flickers, that's what. | 1 |
| 1461 | 12 | 100 | 565 | 70 | ["shit"] | Never seen him aggressive in his life, and then he blasted that door. I shit myself when I was sat there. | 1 |
| 1462 | 12 | 101 | 568 | 69 | ["fuck"] | Fuck! | 0 |
| 1463 | 12 | 101 | 568 | 71 | ["fuck"] | Little fucker. | 0 |
| 1464 | 12 | 101 | 570 | 70 | ["fuck"] | Now I'm here in this chair and I don't know what the fuck is going on. | 0 |
| 1465 | 12 | 101 | 570 | 71 | ["fuck"] | Fuck! | 0 |
| 1466 | 12 | 101 | 571 | 2 | ["shit"] | I know that you like this, this novelty bullshit, so convert it if you want. | 1 |
| 1467 | 12 | 101 | 571 | 71 | ["bollock","bollock","bollock","bollock"] | Bollocks. Bollocks. Bollocks! So close to not bollocks. | 1 |
| 1468 | 12 | 101 | 571 | 71 | ["bollock"] | Bollocks... | 1 |
| 1469 | 12 | 102 | 572 | 2 | ["shit"] | The concept's ridiculous. Is the hair ridiculous? I was trying to start a heated debate but no one gives a shit. | 1 |
| 1470 | 12 | 102 | 572 | 70 | ["shit"] | ... Alton Towers in the summer, full of kids all shitting all over the place... | 1 |
| 1471 | 12 | 102 | 572 | 2 | ["shit"] | On school trips, you've seen kids shitting themselves? | 1 |
| 1472 | 12 | 102 | 572 | 70 | ["shit"] | Shitty Sajid. | 1 |
| 1473 | 12 | 102 | 572 | 2 | ["Christ"] | Oh, Christ! | 1 |
| 1474 | 12 | 102 | 573 | 71 | ["ass/arse"] | Oh, you're an arsehole! | 0 |
| 1475 | 12 | 102 | 573 | 2 | ["ass/arse"] | You turned it upside down. You called it an arsehole. | 1 |
| 1476 | 12 | 102 | 573 | 71 | ["ass/arse"] | Actually I think it was the ball I was calling an arsehole. | 1 |
| 1477 | 12 | 102 | 573 | 1 | ["cock"] | So Desiree was the slowest, 19 minutes with the cock system. | 1 |
| 1478 | 12 | 102 | 574 | 71 | ["shit"] | Scared the shit out of me. | 0 |
| 1479 | 12 | 102 | 575 | 71 | ["fuck"] | Oh, you fuckers. | 0 |
| 1480 | 12 | 102 | 575 | 72 | ["shit"] | Come out, you little shit. | 0 |
| 1481 | 12 | 102 | 576 | 70 | ["bastard"] | Huh? Ah, ya bastard. OK. Line. | 1 |
| 1482 | 12 | 102 | 576 | 70 | ["shit"] | I think Vic was describing Shitty Saj from earlier on in that anecdote. | 1 |
| 1483 | 12 | 102 | 576 | 70 | ["shit"] | And the thing I remember about Saj when he shit himself on the log flume, he was smiling. | 1 |
| 1484 | 12 | 103 | 577 | 71 | ["ass/arse"] | Arse cream. | 1 |
| 1485 | 12 | 103 | 577 | 2 | ["ass/arse"] | Two points for Morgana's arse cream. | 1 |
| 1486 | 12 | 103 | 578 | 69 | ["Christ"] | OK. Jesus Christ. | 0 |
| 1487 | 12 | 103 | 578 | 68 | ["shit"] | Oh, shit. | 0 |
| 1488 | 12 | 103 | 578 | 71 | ["shit"] | Aww, shitsticks. | 1 |
| 1489 | 12 | 103 | 579 | 70 | ["bollock"] | I've had my bollocks permanently damaged from this game, so... | 0 |
| 1490 | 12 | 103 | 579 | 70 | ["bastard"] | Outstanding player, but a dirty bastard. | 0 |
| 1491 | 12 | 103 | 579 | 70 | ["shit"] | Khan is shitting in it. | 0 |