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1291 11 86 491 65 ["shit"] Oh, shit. I've dropped everything! 0
1292 11 86 491 64 ["shit"] I'm not going to clap that, that was, that's bullshit. That's it. 1
1293 11 86 493 65 ["bollock"] Bollocks. 0
1294 11 86 494 64 ["fuck"] Go and fuck up Mike's one! 1
1295 11 87 495 64 ["shit"] I'm sick of trying to be like, "Oh, I'm gonna bring in a shoe that sings." I'm not doing that shit no more. 1
1296 11 87 495 64 ["shit"] It's that whimsy and ahh, it's, "Oh, look, it's a vessel," and all this shit. 1
1297 11 87 496 65 ["bugger","bastard"] Oh, you bugger! Oh, you... bastard! 0
1298 11 87 496 2 ["hell"] That would be one hell of an ending to a dance. 1
1299 11 87 497 64 ["damn"] Oh, damn. 0
1300 11 87 497 65 ["twat"] Fool? Me? I'll give you, you twat. 0
1301 11 87 497 65 ["cock"] I'll show you my cock. 0
1302 11 87 497 64 ["fuck"] I disagree... I... hate... it. Fuck. 0
1303 11 87 498 64 ["shit"] You didn't know how that shit was moving, didja? 1
1304 11 88 500 2 ["Christ"] Jesus Christ. 1
1305 11 88 501 65 ["shit"] Oh, shit! Sorry. 0
1306 11 88 502 2 ["hell"] It was one hell of an opener. 1
1307 11 88 503 2 ["fuck"] So, what you're saying is Charlotte absolutely fucked it? 1
1308 11 88 503 1 ["fuck"] Well, I wouldn't have used those words, no, I would have said completely fucked it. 1
1309 11 88 503 64 ["shit"] Oh, shit. 1
1310 11 88 504 65 ["prick"] Oh! Polly Put the Kettle On, you prick! 1
1311 11 88 504 2 ["Christ"] Are you Christ? 1
1312 11 89 505 66 ["bastard"] Charlotte is really there, but all of those old bastards have been superimposed in. 1
1313 11 89 506 67 ["shit"] Oh, shit, that's, that's not going to work. 0
1314 11 89 506 67 ["fuck"] Fucking, come on. Yeah, yeah, it's in. 0
1315 11 89 508 64 ["shit"] Being in that house for so long, you kind of just wanna start ripping shit off the walls. 1
1316 11 89 508 67 ["fuck"] Oh, fuck! No! No, no. Did that just touch? 0
1317 11 89 509 2 ["ass/arse"] And very wise, stopping to dry the top of a bucket with her ass. 1
1318 11 90 511 65 ["bastard"] Oh, you bastard. 0
1319 11 90 512 64 ["prick"] I'm such a dumb prick. 0
1320 11 90 512 64 ["fuck"] Ow, fuck it. 0
1321 11 90 513 63 ["hell"] What the hell's that? 0
1322 11 90 513 63 ["fuck"] Oh, fuck. There's that egg. OK. 0
1323 11 90 513 64 ["fuck"] Urgh! What the fuck is that? 0
1324 11 90 513 64 ["shit","shit"] It's like, shit, oh, well, we've got shit on a plate. 0
1325 11 90 513 64 ["shit"] People at Channel 4 watching people eat shit on a plate. 0
1326 11 90 513 64 ["fuck"] I got very unprofessional... and I just decided to fuck the place up. 1
1327 11 90 514 63 ["damn"] Oh, I'm gonna get you... Damn! 1
1328 11 90 514 64 ["fuck"] Fuck, it is tense, innit? 1
1329 11 91 515 67 ["shit"] Yeah, it's a piece of shit. 1
1330 11 91 515 2 ["shit","shit"] I couldn't give a shit. I couldn't give a shit. 1
1331 11 91 515 64 ["piss"] He's like, "Oh, look, yeah, I'm a lion", and he was blue. And it really pissed me off. 1
1332 11 91 517 64 ["shit"] He's sitting under a tree, thinking of tasks and shit. 0
1333 11 91 517 2 ["shit"] The idea of me sitting under a tree thinking of tasks and shit... 1
1334 11 91 517 1 ["piss"] Well, Sarah said "This is a piece of piss. There's his little piggy nose," and she did this. 1
1335 11 91 517 1 ["shit"] Jamali said it was so good you could take it to a gallery and sell this shit. 1
1336 11 91 518 64 ["fuck"] Is it cool if I just start fuckin' it up? 0
1337 11 91 518 64 ["dick"] Yeah, it hit me in the dick. 0
1338 11 91 518 2 ["fuck"] And is this your sloag? "Is it OK for me to start fucking it up?" 1
1339 11 91 519 64 ["dick","dick"] And it wasn't like TV, "Oh, no, it hit my dick." No, it hit me straight in the dick. 1
1340 11 91 519 67 ["prick"] Oh, you prick! 0
1341 11 91 519 67 ["hell"] What the hell is that?! 0
1342 11 91 521 64 ["shit"] Aw, shit. All right, well... 1
1343 11 92 523 67 ["fuck"] Uh, mash the... Oh, for fuck's sake. 0
1344 11 92 523 2 ["fuck"] And Sarah became the most Australian person on Earth, "Aw, for fuck's sake!" 1
1345 11 92 523 67 ["fuck"] What's a verb that starts with Y? Yell at a zebra. Ah, you fucking zebra! 0
1346 11 92 523 2 ["fuck"] You also made it into the Taskmaster book of quotes with, "Ah, you fucking zebra." 1
1347 11 92 523 65 ["fuck"] Who tells you to attack a fucking lemon? 0
1348 11 92 524 2 ["shit"] Re-babushka a load of shit. 1
1349 11 92 525 65 ["hell"] I am dying to know what the hell was going on here. 1
1350 11 93 527 2 ["shit"] So they're either all good or they're all shit. It doesn't matter. 1
1351 11 93 528 67 ["fuck"] Ah, fuck! 0
1352 11 93 528 67 ["fuck"] Fuck it. 0
1353 11 93 528 64 ["fuck"] Oh, my god, so dry! No chutney or nothin', fuckin'... done. 0
1354 11 93 529 65 ["piss"] We're still pissing in the dark, aren't we, here? 0
1355 11 93 529 1 ["piss"] Yeah, but, even if you're pissing in the dark, you know roughly where to aim. 0
1356 11 93 529 64 ["fuck"] Yeah, I fucked that up. 0
1357 11 93 530 65 ["twat"] Well, good afternoon, ladies and gentlemen. This is Captain Perigan Twatcustard, welcome aboard the flight. 0
1358 11 93 530 65 ["shit"] But seriously if you do need a shit, please use the toilets. 0
1359 11 93 530 67 ["fuck"] How does this fucking thing work?! 0
1360 11 93 531 2 ["fuck"] Fuck! 1
1361 11 94 533 2 ["fuck"] You heard that we want you to fuck an island up and kill everyone. 1
1362 11 94 533 67 ["shit"] Oh, no. Oh, no! Shit, guys! 0
1363 11 94 534 67 ["bitch"] Yeah, and then you go in to film and you just get this little bitch. 1
1364 11 94 534 2 ["bitch"] Awful, hairy little bitch. 1
1365 11 94 534 2 ["ass/arse","bitch"] He's a punk-ass bitch. 1
1366 11 94 534 64 ["ass/arse","bitch"] He's a punk-ass bitch, man. 1
1367 11 94 534 2 ["piss"] It's pissing it down with rain and we've got you muttering "please" under your breath. 1
1368 11 94 534 64 ["shit"] Ah, shit! 0
1369 11 94 534 2 ["prick"] ... done, you... prick. 1
1370 11 94 534 2 ["shit"] I don't know anyone else in that situation who wouldn't say, "Oh, shit!" 1
1371 11 94 534 65 ["shit"] Bullshit! 0
1372 11 94 535 2 ["shit"] But at least a human response from you when it fell down, you shouted "bullshit!" 1
1373 11 95 537 2 ["shit"] I would absolutely shit myself and I would go looking for Sarah. 1
1374 11 95 538 67 ["shit"] Shit! Oh, my god. No! 0
1375 11 95 538 64 ["shit"] One of the few jobs I had, my auntie used to make me photocopy shit. 0
1376 11 95 538 64 ["fuck"] I totally fucked up... I thought Dara O'Brian was the host! 0
1377 11 95 538 64 ["fuck","shit"] Fuck, mate, that, that was a lot of pressure. I actually forgot for a second. I was like, "ah, shit". 1
1378 11 95 538 2 ["shit"] And that directly contrasts with, "One of the few jobs I've had, my auntie used to make me photocopy shit." 1
1379 11 95 538 2 ["dick"] For me, it looks like a dragonfly with two dicks. 1
1380 11 95 538 64 ["dick"] I do wanna argue with you, but it kind of does look like a dragonfly with two dicks. 1
1381 11 95 538 1 ["bugger"] Oh, you mad bugger. 1
1382 11 95 538 1 ["ass/arse"] Five bellies, two faces, but my face is the... arse. 1
1383 11 95 538 65 ["ass/arse"] Two quid an hour? You're playing the arsehole! 1
1384 11 95 539 64 ["shit"] Oh, by this time, I was sick of his shit. 1
1385 11 95 539 64 ["shit"] Shit. It's error, 'cause it's weighing too much. 0
1386 11 95 540 2 ["bollock"] Even in victory, your teammate gets a bollocking. 1
1387 11 95 540 2 ["fuck"] The fuck?! 1
1388 11 95 540 63 ["hell"] This is hell! 0
1389 11 95 540 64 ["shit"] They're like stinging nettles and shit. 0
1390 11 95 540 2 ["fuck"] You wouldn't have "activated Jamali" at all if he hadn't said "What the fuck am I doing?" 1