taskmaster
| id | series | episode | task | speaker | roots | quote | studio |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1138 | 10 | 75 | 431 | 2 | ["shit"] | That's absolute horseshit. | 1 |
| 1139 | 10 | 75 | 431 | 2 | ["fuck"] | Someone was pouring Gaviscon onto a fucking kebab? | 1 |
| 1140 | 10 | 75 | 431 | 2 | ["shit"] | It doesn't look like a chicken wing. It looks like a slug or a shit. | 1 |
| 1141 | 10 | 75 | 432 | 54 | ["piss"] | It looks like Goldilocks came back proper pissed off. | 0 |
| 1142 | 10 | 75 | 432 | 53 | ["fuck"] | Two? Oh, fuck. | 0 |
| 1143 | 10 | 75 | 432 | 56 | ["shit"] | Oh, shit... | 1 |
| 1144 | 10 | 75 | 433 | 2 | ["shit"] | Otherwise it's no points again, this is gonna be the shittest series of all time. | 1 |
| 1145 | 10 | 75 | 433 | 2 | ["damn"] | I thought it was pretty damn fine. | 1 |
| 1146 | 10 | 75 | 433 | 2 | ["fuck"] | "I've got this white tiger, what should I do?" "Just stick it in the fucking hedge." | 1 |
| 1147 | 10 | 75 | 434 | 54 | ["damn"] | Goddamnit! | 0 |
| 1148 | 10 | 75 | 435 | 55 | ["fuck"] | Oh, fuck it! Excuse me. Sorry. | 1 |
| 1149 | 10 | 75 | 435 | 55 | ["bugger"] | Oh, bugger! | 1 |
| 1150 | 10 | 76 | 436 | 2 | ["Christ"] | Oh, Jesus Christ. These are some of the worst ever. | 1 |
| 1151 | 10 | 76 | 436 | 2 | ["fuck"] | Oh, for fuck's sake. | 1 |
| 1152 | 10 | 76 | 437 | 56 | ["shit"] | It was in the candle. That's some next-level shit. | 0 |
| 1153 | 10 | 76 | 437 | 2 | ["shit"] | Mawaan said, "Whoa, that's some next-level shit." | 1 |
| 1154 | 10 | 76 | 437 | 1 | ["shit"] | So, previous-level shit. | 1 |
| 1155 | 10 | 76 | 437 | 2 | ["shit"] | It's next-level shit! | 1 |
| 1156 | 10 | 76 | 438 | 54 | ["hell"] | Bloody hell, it's working. | 0 |
| 1157 | 10 | 76 | 439 | 56 | ["shit"] | Shit... | 1 |
| 1158 | 10 | 76 | 439 | 2 | ["fuck"] | He was thinking laterally and I like that, but he fucked up. | 1 |
| 1159 | 10 | 76 | 439 | 55 | ["fuck","hell"] | Fucking hell. | 0 |
| 1160 | 10 | 76 | 439 | 1 | ["ass/arse"] | He knew it was happening, he referred to his arse as his old fella. | 1 |
| 1161 | 10 | 76 | 439 | 54 | ["ass/arse"] | Oh, you arsehole! | 0 |
| 1162 | 10 | 76 | 439 | 54 | ["shit"] | That's proper reach-for-the-stars, next-level shit, that. | 1 |
| 1163 | 10 | 76 | 440 | 1 | ["shit"] | I mean, the listening of some of these guys, it was next-level shit. | 1 |
| 1164 | 10 | 77 | 443 | 2 | ["fuck"] | Imagine Lionel Richie watching this going, "Is that my legacy, walking on the fucking ceiling?" | 1 |
| 1165 | 10 | 77 | 443 | 2 | ["bastard"] | The poor bastards have to Blu-Tack their fruit to a plate! | 1 |
| 1166 | 10 | 77 | 443 | 56 | ["fuck"] | Why, you selfish motherfucker! | 0 |
| 1167 | 10 | 77 | 443 | 2 | ["shit"] | I know, it's shit! It's worse than yours, I know. | 1 |
| 1168 | 10 | 77 | 444 | 55 | ["piss"] | Oh, piss on that. | 0 |
| 1169 | 10 | 77 | 444 | 57 | ["bollock"] | Ah, bollocks. | 0 |
| 1170 | 10 | 77 | 444 | 2 | ["piss"] | It was only Katherine, at one point inexplicably saying "Piss on that", that stopped me from running into traffic during it. | 1 |
| 1171 | 10 | 77 | 444 | 56 | ["fuck"] | What the fuck. Wait, is this... is this not gone... have you got nighttime cameras? | 0 |
| 1172 | 10 | 77 | 444 | 53 | ["fuck"] | Oh, fuck's sake! | 0 |
| 1173 | 10 | 77 | 445 | 56 | ["damn"] | Argh! Damn it! | 0 |
| 1174 | 10 | 78 | 447 | 56 | ["ass/arse"] | That looks more like an arse than your cake. | 1 |
| 1175 | 10 | 78 | 448 | 56 | ["shit"] | Oh, shit. | 0 |
| 1176 | 10 | 78 | 448 | 56 | ["hell"] | What the hell is this? | 0 |
| 1177 | 10 | 78 | 448 | 57 | ["cock"] | That's the scary thing! Three cocks. | 0 |
| 1178 | 10 | 78 | 448 | 2 | ["ass/arse"] | Like when you were pulling yourself around on a boat all huffin' and puffin' with your big dad-ass out. | 1 |
| 1179 | 10 | 78 | 448 | 54 | ["ass/arse"] | "Make this phone ring, not shove it up your arse and pretend you're going through customs." | 0 |
| 1180 | 10 | 78 | 450 | 56 | ["fuck"] | Didn't wanna fuck with the specimen, innit? | 1 |
| 1181 | 10 | 78 | 450 | 54 | ["hell"] | You know what? Just for the hell of it, put the shoes on. | 0 |
| 1182 | 10 | 78 | 450 | 55 | ["fuck"] | I just think if I'm gonna win, I should go to the full amount, because some fucker's gonna. Sorry. | 0 |
| 1183 | 10 | 78 | 450 | 2 | ["fuck"] | Did you really think he was gonna jump off that fucking winch? | 1 |
| 1184 | 10 | 78 | 451 | 2 | ["fuck"] | Not kiwi versus tomato! It's fucking madness! | 1 |
| 1185 | 10 | 79 | 453 | 2 | ["fuck"] | And I was like, "What the fuck?!" | 1 |
| 1186 | 10 | 79 | 453 | 53 | ["fuck"] | Fuck! | 0 |
| 1187 | 10 | 79 | 453 | 2 | ["fuck"] | I mean, the only thing of merit in the whole task yet again was her use of the word "fuck". | 1 |
| 1188 | 10 | 79 | 454 | 56 | ["shit"] | Oh, shit, man, I'm so bad at multitasking. | 0 |
| 1189 | 10 | 79 | 454 | 56 | ["shit"] | Shit, I know more than I thought. | 0 |
| 1190 | 10 | 79 | 454 | 54 | ["shit"] | It just looks like that cat that shits in me yard every night. | 0 |
| 1191 | 10 | 79 | 454 | 2 | ["Christ"] | Oh, Jesus Christ. | 1 |
| 1192 | 10 | 79 | 455 | 53 | ["fuck","piss"] | I can never be bothered to queue for the fucking Portaloo. I just piss where I stand. | 1 |
| 1193 | 10 | 79 | 455 | 2 | ["shit"] | Just shit yourse... | 1 |
| 1194 | 10 | 79 | 455 | 2 | ["shit"] | I know that PRO magazine have a policy of their cover model is always just about to have a shit. | 1 |
| 1195 | 10 | 79 | 455 | 57 | ["shit"] | Because I don't believe in any of that bullshit. | 1 |
| 1196 | 10 | 79 | 455 | 56 | ["bitch"] | "I'm a sexy badass bitch." I added that last bit myself. | 1 |
| 1197 | 10 | 79 | 456 | 54 | ["shit"] | I'm gonna be shitting pips for a week. | 0 |
| 1198 | 10 | 79 | 457 | 56 | ["shit"] | Yeah, I just know shit. | 1 |
| 1199 | 10 | 79 | 457 | 53 | ["wank","fuck","shit","cunt","tits","cock"] | Wank, fuck, shit, cunt, bums, tits, cock, task, mask... | 1 |
| 1200 | 10 | 79 | 457 | 53 | ["cock"] | Cocks. | 1 |
| 1201 | 10 | 79 | 457 | 53 | ["wank"] | Wanks. | 1 |
| 1202 | 10 | 79 | 457 | 53 | ["shit"] | Shits. | 1 |
| 1203 | 10 | 80 | 459 | 53 | ["fuck"] | Fuck's sake! | 0 |
| 1204 | 10 | 80 | 459 | 1 | ["fuck"] | You've called it The Fuck "Sa-keh". | 0 |
| 1205 | 10 | 80 | 459 | 1 | ["fuck"] | Fuck Sake? | 0 |
| 1206 | 10 | 80 | 459 | 2 | ["fuck","fuck"] | I liked Fuck "Sak-eh" better than Fuck Sake. It was just you with your clever wordplay. | 1 |
| 1207 | 10 | 80 | 459 | 2 | ["fuck"] | Well, if you bought that in a pub, you would say "Fuck sake!" | 1 |
| 1208 | 10 | 80 | 459 | 56 | ["shit"] | No, I'd never drink that shit. It's literally out the bin, dude. | 0 |
| 1209 | 10 | 80 | 459 | 2 | ["fuck"] | Two points goes to For Fuck Sake, and one point because it was a glass of milk. | 1 |
| 1210 | 10 | 80 | 460 | 54 | ["wank"] | Wanker! | 0 |
| 1211 | 10 | 80 | 460 | 2 | ["hell"] | I don't know what the hell's going on there. | 1 |
| 1212 | 10 | 80 | 461 | 53 | ["fuck"] | Oh, fuck! | 0 |
| 1213 | 10 | 80 | 461 | 53 | ["fuck","hell"] | Fuckin' hell. | 0 |
| 1214 | 10 | 80 | 461 | 55 | ["bastard"] | Little bastard. There's a hole in the bottom. | 0 |
| 1215 | 10 | 80 | 462 | 56 | ["hell"] | What the hell is that? | 1 |
| 1216 | 10 | 80 | 462 | 2 | ["Christ"] | I mean, Jesus Christ! | 1 |
| 1217 | 10 | 80 | 462 | 57 | ["fuck"] | It's a fucking thing. | 1 |
| 1218 | 10 | 81 | 464 | 53 | ["bugger"] | Come on, little buggers. | 0 |
| 1219 | 10 | 81 | 464 | 53 | ["fuck"] | If that's what the future looks like, it can fuck off. | 1 |
| 1220 | 10 | 81 | 464 | 53 | ["bollock"] | Ah, bollocks. | 1 |
| 1221 | 10 | 81 | 465 | 53 | ["fuck"] | Fuck! | 0 |
| 1222 | 10 | 81 | 465 | 53 | ["fuck"] | Nobody's ever spoken fucking backwards, Richard! | 1 |
| 1223 | 10 | 81 | 466 | 56 | ["shit"] | It's, like, legit glass, innit? Yeah, shit, okay. | 0 |
| 1224 | 10 | 81 | 466 | 2 | ["ass/arse","ass/arse"] | I've been a real arsehole this series. And if I wasn't an arsehole to you, it would look like I favored you... | 1 |
| 1225 | 10 | 81 | 466 | 2 | ["shit"] | But then Katherine so overshadowed it, I now think the washing machine thing's shit! | 1 |
| 1226 | 10 | 81 | 467 | 2 | ["fuck"] | I haven't got a fucking clue. | 1 |
| 1227 | 10 | 81 | 467 | 53 | ["fuck","hell"] | Fucking hell. | 1 |
| 1228 | 10 | 81 | 467 | 2 | ["shit"] | Bullshit. | 1 |
| 1229 | 10 | 82 | 470 | 53 | ["fuck"] | That's fucking great, what I just done. | 0 |
| 1230 | 10 | 82 | 470 | 2 | ["fuck"] | Yeah, she's gonna fuck you up, mate. | 1 |
| 1231 | 10 | 82 | 470 | 55 | ["fuck"] | Fuck that! | 0 |
| 1232 | 10 | 82 | 470 | 55 | ["fuck"] | What's the fucking cow there for, anyway? | 0 |
| 1233 | 10 | 82 | 471 | 55 | ["fuck"] | Everyone, chill the fuck out! | 0 |
| 1234 | 10 | 82 | 471 | 57 | ["fuck"] | Oh, fuck. | 0 |
| 1235 | 10 | 82 | 471 | 1 | ["damn"] | But it's damn rude. | 0 |
| 1236 | 10 | 82 | 471 | 57 | ["damn"] | Aye, but it's damn rude! | 0 |
| 1237 | 10 | 82 | 471 | 2 | ["wank"] | "I was playing Wanking Man in a Bush..." | 1 |
| 1238 | 10 | 83 | 474 | 56 | ["ass/arse"] | I hear what you're saying, it looks like an elephant's arse. | 1 |