taskmaster
id | series | episode | task | speaker | roots | quote | studio |
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104 | 1 | 6 | 37 | 1 | ["fuck"] | Yeah, it doesn't say whether the floor can get fucked up or not. | 1 |
155 | 2 | 10 | 56 | 1 | ["dick","dick"] | Jon also called the cat a dick and then he called me a dick. | 1 |
166 | 2 | 10 | 57 | 1 | ["ass/arse"] | Is there some pineapple hidden in your arse? | 0 |
169 | 2 | 10 | 57 | 1 | ["ass/arse"] | Could everyone not look at Joe's arse as he leaves, please? | 0 |
172 | 2 | 10 | 57 | 1 | ["shit"] | Oh, yeah, and he ate a shitload. | 1 |
321 | 4 | 22 | 127 | 1 | ["cunt"] | Megacunt. | 1 |
437 | 5 | 30 | 180 | 1 | ["fuck"] | It was literally "bubbly fuck" that put the candle out, it's amazing. | 1 |
524 | 6 | 35 | 208 | 1 | ["ass/arse"] | We've grouped the two younger men together, Russ and Ass. | 1 |
597 | 6 | 38 | 1 | ["shit"] | I don't give a shit, just make it silver! | 1 | |
613 | 6 | 39 | 233 | 1 | ["dick"] | I stopped the clock after their hundredth hop, 'cause I'm not, I'm not a dick. | 1 |
660 | 6 | 41 | 245 | 1 | ["bollock"] | Eight-bollock cat. | 0 |
665 | 6 | 41 | 245 | 1 | ["bollock"] | It was Tim who got that, and you said the word "bollock", and you were so surprised that you swore. | 1 |
704 | 6 | 43 | 259 | 1 | ["ass/arse"] | Fair enough. Can't be arsed to pick up any more. | 1 |
732 | 7 | 46 | 274 | 1 | ["Christ"] | It's like Michael J. Fox or Jesus H. Christ. | 1 |
773 | 7 | 49 | 289 | 1 | ["hell"] | Bloody hell. | 0 |
927 | 8 | 61 | 361 | 1 | ["shit"] | Sorry, sorry. Lou's just saying you're full of horse shit. | 1 |
952 | 8 | 63 | 372 | 1 | ["ass/arse"] | At one point, she shouted, "Get up my arse and wriggle!" to Paul. | 1 |
993 | 9 | 66 | 386 | 1 | ["bollock"] | And he says normal person but just below the lip, right in the middle, that's a little bit of bollock. | 1 |
1003 | 9 | 67 | 389 | 1 | ["dick"] | The stick and the dick? | 1 |
1052 | 9 | 70 | 406 | 1 | ["cock"] | I wanna find out if he went cock or not. | 1 |
1054 | 9 | 70 | 406 | 1 | ["bollock","bollock"] | You did say at the time, the wig was the dog's bollocks. You kept saying "the wig's the dog's bollocks". | 1 |
1062 | 9 | 71 | 410 | 1 | ["ass/arse"] | Uhh, Henry VIII had a person who wiped his arse for him, yes, yes. | 1 |
1098 | 9 | 72 | 417 | 1 | ["twat"] | Yeah, it was "twat" that came first, wasn't it? | 1 |
1154 | 10 | 76 | 437 | 1 | ["shit"] | So, previous-level shit. | 1 |
1160 | 10 | 76 | 439 | 1 | ["ass/arse"] | He knew it was happening, he referred to his arse as his old fella. | 1 |
1163 | 10 | 76 | 440 | 1 | ["shit"] | I mean, the listening of some of these guys, it was next-level shit. | 1 |
1204 | 10 | 80 | 459 | 1 | ["fuck"] | You've called it The Fuck "Sa-keh". | 0 |
1205 | 10 | 80 | 459 | 1 | ["fuck"] | Fuck Sake? | 0 |
1235 | 10 | 82 | 471 | 1 | ["damn"] | But it's damn rude. | 0 |
1308 | 11 | 88 | 503 | 1 | ["fuck"] | Well, I wouldn't have used those words, no, I would have said completely fucked it. | 1 |
1334 | 11 | 91 | 517 | 1 | ["piss"] | Well, Sarah said "This is a piece of piss. There's his little piggy nose," and she did this. | 1 |
1335 | 11 | 91 | 517 | 1 | ["shit"] | Jamali said it was so good you could take it to a gallery and sell this shit. | 1 |
1355 | 11 | 93 | 529 | 1 | ["piss"] | Yeah, but, even if you're pissing in the dark, you know roughly where to aim. | 0 |
1381 | 11 | 95 | 538 | 1 | ["bugger"] | Oh, you mad bugger. | 1 |
1382 | 11 | 95 | 538 | 1 | ["ass/arse"] | Five bellies, two faces, but my face is the... arse. | 1 |
1422 | 12 | 97 | 549 | 1 | ["shit"] | Shit, yeah. | 0 |
1477 | 12 | 102 | 573 | 1 | ["cock"] | So Desiree was the slowest, 19 minutes with the cock system. | 1 |
1508 | 12 | 105 | 591 | 1 | ["ass/arse"] | It is a long-ass day. | 0 |
1516 | -3 | 106 | 597 | 1 | ["bastard"] | Adrian drank all the bastard vinegar at nine minutes, five seconds. | 1 |
1563 | 13 | 110 | 616 | 1 | ["damn"] | Yeah, I mean, it started with "God damn." | 1 |
1688 | 14 | 120 | 672 | 1 | ["fuck"] | Oh, fuck's sake. | 0 |
1695 | 14 | 120 | 673 | 1 | ["fuck"] | Fuck's sake. | 1 |
1771 | 14 | 127 | 707 | 1 | ["bugger"] | You've just said "buggeration" as well, so it'd be good if you put another coin back in it. | 0 |
1805 | 15 | 129 | 719 | 1 | ["bitch"] | Some of the other things she said was, "Back, back. Come on, pony. Calm the flip down, Jenny. Spin, bitch, spin." | 1 |
1843 | 15 | 132 | 735 | 1 | ["shit"] | Why would you get shit in your trainers? | 1 |
1909 | 16 | 139 | 768 | 1 | ["shit"] | You also quoted the Bible. Er, "you absolute shower of shits", that's Book of Revelation. | 1 |
1924 | 16 | 140 | 774 | 1 | ["hell"] | And then she's done a cheeky bit of ocean and a cheeky bit of Hell. | 1 |
1938 | 16 | 141 | 781 | 1 | ["bastard"] | Why are you called Chain Bastard? | 0 |
1940 | 16 | 141 | 781 | 1 | ["bastard"] | Chain Bastard. | 0 |
1941 | 16 | 141 | 781 | 1 | ["bastard"] | Ah. Is it Chain Bastard? | 0 |
1944 | 16 | 141 | 781 | 1 | ["bastard"] | Chain Bastard. | 0 |
1946 | 16 | 141 | 781 | 1 | ["bastard"] | I was surprised that Chain Bastard was applying feathers. | 1 |
2023 | 16 | 147 | 811 | 1 | ["bitch"] | She pushed the bitch for a total of 11 minutes and 43 seconds. | 1 |
2037 | 16 | 148 | 817 | 1 | ["Christ"] | May the power of Christ compel you. | 0 |
2039 | 16 | 148 | 817 | 1 | ["Christ"] | May the power of Christ compel you. | 0 |