taskmaster
| id | series | episode | task | speaker | roots | quote | studio |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | 1 | 1 | 1 | 6 | ["shit"] | I think we can all agree it's the shittest present in the history of humanity. | 1 |
| 2 | 1 | 1 | 1 | 6 | ["piss"] | You know the granules? The snow density is piss-poor. | 1 |
| 3 | 1 | 1 | 1 | 2 | ["shit"] | And the winner of this competition will have to take all of that shit home. | 1 |
| 4 | 1 | 1 | 2 | 6 | ["shit"] | And then when I threw it I was like, "Holy shit, that has..." | 1 |
| 5 | 1 | 1 | 2 | 2 | ["shit"] | I've got an image of you at an all-you-can-eat buffet just kicking the shit out of everything. | 1 |
| 6 | 1 | 1 | 2 | 6 | ["bitch"] | Son of a bitch! | 1 |
| 7 | 1 | 1 | 3 | 7 | ["shit"] | Horseshit. | 0 |
| 8 | 1 | 1 | 3 | 6 | ["shit"] | What a pile of horse shit. | 0 |
| 9 | 1 | 1 | 3 | 7 | ["shit"] | And I am absolutely dogshit at painting. | 0 |
| 10 | 1 | 1 | 3 | 2 | ["shit"] | The top three are absolutely shit. | 1 |
| 11 | 1 | 1 | 3 | 7 | ["Christ"] | Ow, Jesus Christ! | 0 |
| 12 | 1 | 1 | 3 | 4 | ["wank"] | Stop being such a wanker. | 1 |
| 13 | 1 | 1 | 4 | 4 | ["shit"] | That's absolute bullshit. | 0 |
| 14 | 1 | 1 | 6 | 2 | ["hell"] | Alex, what the hell are we gonna do about this? | 1 |
| 15 | 1 | 1 | 6 | 6 | ["shit"] | On the plus side, I don't have that dogshit snow globe any more. | 1 |
| 16 | 1 | 2 | 7 | 6 | ["shit"] | The category is not "shit that would be great at a party". | 1 |
| 17 | 1 | 2 | 7 | 6 | ["piss"] | Old pisshead here's just got a massive bottle of champagne. | 1 |
| 18 | 1 | 2 | 7 | 5 | ["piss"] | I'm not a pisshead! | 1 |
| 19 | 1 | 2 | 7 | 6 | ["shit"] | This is bullshit, man. | 1 |
| 20 | 1 | 2 | 8 | 5 | ["shit"] | Feels like being Bond, but sort of shittier. | 0 |
| 21 | 1 | 2 | 8 | 2 | ["Christ","shit"] | I mean, Jesus Christ, I thought you'd only stood catatonic with a shit sign for ten minutes. | 1 |
| 22 | 1 | 2 | 8 | 2 | ["Christ"] | Jesus Christ! | 1 |
| 23 | 1 | 2 | 9 | 2 | ["Christ"] | Oh, Jesus Christ. | 1 |
| 24 | 1 | 2 | 9 | 2 | ["fuck"] | It's not the fucking X-Files. | 1 |
| 25 | 1 | 2 | 9 | 6 | ["hell"] | I still can't‒what the hell is that? | 0 |
| 26 | 1 | 2 | 9 | 2 | ["fuck"] | We've just seen a film of you breaching the fucking pie! | 1 |
| 27 | 1 | 2 | 9 | 6 | ["shit"] | 'Cause it ended up being dogshit! | 1 |
| 28 | 1 | 2 | 9 | 6 | ["shit"] | But you would've thought that dog shit was steak, to be fair. | 1 |
| 29 | 1 | 2 | 9 | 6 | ["shit","shit","shit"] | This is bullshit, man. Utter bullshit. Utter bullshit. | 1 |
| 30 | 1 | 2 | 10 | 3 | ["shit"] | It was shit. | 1 |
| 31 | 1 | 2 | 10 | 6 | ["shit"] | ♪ Tree Wizard, magical hands and‒holy shit, it's another balloon ♪ | 0 |
| 32 | 1 | 2 | 11 | 4 | ["fuck"] | Oh, fuck this. I'm just gambling. | 1 |
| 33 | 1 | 2 | 11 | 4 | ["Christ"] | Oh, for Christ's sake. | 1 |
| 34 | 1 | 3 | 12 | 2 | ["shit"] | I like to give people a chance to justify their decisions, but I will say this: it's shit, go on. | 1 |
| 35 | 1 | 3 | 12 | 2 | ["shit"] | Now I feel like a total shit. | 1 |
| 36 | 1 | 3 | 12 | 2 | ["fuck"] | I went, "Good luck, everyone. Boop!" to Romesh and he went, "What the fuck was that?" | 1 |
| 37 | 1 | 3 | 12 | 6 | ["fuck"] | But what the fuck was that, man? | 1 |
| 38 | 1 | 3 | 12 | 2 | ["fuck"] | He won't speak to you 'cause you didn't read his fucking book. | 1 |
| 39 | 1 | 3 | 13 | 6 | ["fuck"] | Fuck you! | 0 |
| 40 | 1 | 3 | 13 | 6 | ["fuck"] | Fuck you! Oh, my god! | 0 |
| 41 | 1 | 3 | 14 | 4 | ["fuck"] | Come on, colour in, you fucker. | 0 |
| 42 | 1 | 3 | 14 | 2 | ["hell"] | He seemed to cover a hell of a distance, didn't he? | 1 |
| 43 | 1 | 3 | 14 | 2 | ["fuck"] | It's a really good painting, but why on earth do I want a picture of you? It's absolutely fucking preposterous. | 1 |
| 44 | 1 | 3 | 15 | 7 | ["shit"] | Yeah, sure. But I worry that usually if you go first, it's the shittest one. | 1 |
| 45 | 1 | 3 | 15 | 2 | ["bastard"] | And the main use of them, of course, is I'll be able to see if there's any of those bastard pregnant women behind me. | 1 |
| 46 | 1 | 3 | 15 | 2 | ["fuck"] | Is it real? Fuck me! | 1 |
| 47 | 1 | 3 | 16 | 6 | ["fuck"] | Fuck. | 0 |
| 48 | 1 | 3 | 16 | 6 | ["hell"] | I don't know what the hell to do. | 0 |
| 49 | 1 | 3 | 16 | 6 | ["bollock"] | Oh, bollocks. | 0 |
| 50 | 1 | 3 | 16 | 7 | ["bollock","fuck"] | Bollocks. Crap. Fuck off. | 0 |
| 51 | 1 | 3 | 16 | 6 | ["piss"] | Like, you're really pissing me off tonight, man. | 1 |
| 52 | 1 | 3 | 16 | 2 | ["shit"] | I'm amazed I give a shit. | 1 |
| 53 | 1 | 3 | 17 | 6 | ["fuck"] | Fuck you. | 1 |
| 54 | 1 | 4 | 19 | 2 | ["tits"] | Looks like a badger that's sniffing its tits, doesn't it? | 1 |
| 55 | 1 | 4 | 19 | 6 | ["shit"] | Well, it doesn't have a happy ending unfortunately, 'cause he is a shithead now, but... | 1 |
| 56 | 1 | 4 | 19 | 6 | ["shit"] | Are you shitting me right now? | 1 |
| 57 | 1 | 4 | 21 | 7 | ["fuck"] | Are you a fucking child? | 1 |
| 58 | 1 | 4 | 21 | 2 | ["fuck"] | Sadly for you, I am a child who's in charge of this fucking show. | 1 |
| 59 | 1 | 4 | 20 | 6 | ["shit"] | Now I'm gonna try and smash the shit out the rest of it. | 0 |
| 60 | 1 | 4 | 21 | 6 | ["damn"] | I gotta be honest with you, I feel pretty damn good. | 0 |
| 61 | 1 | 4 | 21 | 7 | ["damn"] | What I did was an inventive way of getting rid of this damn ice. | 1 |
| 62 | 1 | 4 | 23 | 6 | ["hell"] | What does that mean? What the hell does that mean? | 0 |
| 63 | 1 | 4 | 23 | 7 | ["fuck"] | Fucking hard to get a point. | 0 |
| 64 | 1 | 4 | 23 | 7 | ["wank"] | You wanker. | 0 |
| 65 | 1 | 4 | 23 | 7 | ["wank"] | Wanker. | 0 |
| 66 | 1 | 4 | 23 | 7 | ["shit"] | Shit in the bucket? | 0 |
| 67 | 1 | 4 | 23 | 7 | ["fuck"] | Touching our heads? Fucking idiot. | 0 |
| 68 | 1 | 4 | 23 | 6 | ["Christ"] | Oh, for Christ's sake. It's doing my head in already, this. | 0 |
| 69 | 1 | 4 | 24 | 7 | ["shit"] | I don't wanna sort of "spoiler alert" my VT, but I was shit at it. | 1 |
| 70 | 1 | 4 | 24 | 4 | ["fuck"] | I mean, there's fuck-all in there. | 0 |
| 71 | 1 | 4 | 24 | 6 | ["shit"] | Oh, shit! | 0 |
| 72 | 1 | 4 | 24 | 6 | ["fuck"] | Fuck! | 0 |
| 73 | 1 | 4 | 24 | 6 | ["fuck"] | Oh, fuck me! | 0 |
| 74 | 1 | 4 | 24 | 6 | ["shit"] | Oh, shit. | 0 |
| 75 | 1 | 4 | 24 | 6 | ["shit"] | Oh, shit. | 0 |
| 76 | 1 | 4 | 26 | 4 | ["wank"] | Yank Bank? Or... or Wank Plank. | 1 |
| 77 | 1 | 4 | 26 | 2 | ["wank"] | I don't think he'd respond to "the Wank Plank". | 1 |
| 78 | 1 | 5 | 27 | 2 | ["hell"] | £600 is a hell of a start though, isn't it? | 1 |
| 79 | 1 | 5 | 27 | 2 | ["hell"] | Nearly four grand. It's a hell of an opener. | 1 |
| 80 | 1 | 5 | 27 | 2 | ["fuck"] | Well, that's you well and truly fucked then, isn't it? | 1 |
| 81 | 1 | 5 | 27 | 6 | ["bitch"] | Well, deal with it, bitch! | 1 |
| 82 | 1 | 5 | 28 | 6 | ["shit"] | When he turned up he said, "You'll never guess, some crazy shithead wanted me to go to Camber Sands." | 1 |
| 83 | 1 | 5 | 28 | 6 | ["prick"] | Do you understand why I can't deal with Mo? Mo is a prick! | 1 |
| 84 | 1 | 5 | 28 | 2 | ["piss"] | How long did you piss around with those balloons? | 1 |
| 85 | 1 | 5 | 28 | 7 | ["piss"] | Pissed around for about... half an hour, I think. | 1 |
| 86 | 1 | 5 | 30 | 4 | ["shit"] | Oh, shit, watch out, watch out! | 0 |
| 87 | 1 | 5 | 30 | 4 | ["fuck"] | Come on, Rois, put some fuckin' effort in. | 0 |
| 88 | 1 | 5 | 31 | 2 | ["shit"] | And a cheap, shit ring. | 1 |
| 89 | 1 | 6 | 33 | 2 | ["shit"] | Yes, please, Greg. That's why we came, to see you shit yourself. | 1 |
| 90 | 1 | 6 | 33 | 6 | ["prick"] | It's backfired, I look like a prick now. | 1 |
| 91 | 1 | 6 | 34 | 6 | ["shit"] | Shit. | 0 |
| 92 | 1 | 6 | 34 | 6 | ["shit","shit"] | Shit. Shit! | 0 |
| 93 | 1 | 6 | 34 | 5 | ["shit"] | I think you're all shit at golf. | 1 |
| 94 | 1 | 6 | 34 | 2 | ["shit"] | It sounds like even professional golf players are shit at golf. | 1 |
| 95 | 1 | 6 | 35 | 5 | ["ass/arse"] | Hit his arse. | 0 |
| 96 | 1 | 6 | 35 | 5 | ["ass/arse"] | Hit his arse! | 0 |
| 97 | 1 | 6 | 35 | 6 | ["shit"] | "Oh, shit! Paddling pool, out of nowhere!" | 1 |
| 98 | 1 | 6 | 35 | 6 | ["shit"] | It is a lot shitter than I thought it was gonna look. | 1 |
| 99 | 1 | 6 | 35 | 6 | ["shit"] | And then I waited for the reveal and then there was none and then we had to defend that dogshit. | 1 |
| 100 | 1 | 6 | 36 | 5 | ["shit"] | Shit the bed! | 0 |
| 101 | 1 | 6 | 36 | 4 | ["fuck"] | Oh, fuck off! | 1 |