taskmaster
id | series | episode | task | speaker | roots | quote | studio |
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483 | -1 | 33 | 195 | 31 | ["fuck"] | No, she said, "Greg's gonna fucking murder you." | 1 |
484 | -1 | 33 | 195 | 32 | ["shit"] | I bought these on my honeymoon, um, at an airpoirt, because I shit myself. | 1 |
485 | -1 | 33 | 195 | 32 | ["shit","shit"] | It was embarrassing shitting yourself anyway... I went, "'Cause I've shit myself." And then she went to me, "Oh, not again." | 1 |
486 | -1 | 33 | 195 | 2 | ["shit"] | Next, I'm gonna put a man who did an actual shit in his pants. | 1 |
487 | -1 | 33 | 196 | 32 | ["shit"] | Bit of a shithole, West London, innit? | 0 |
488 | -1 | 33 | 196 | 2 | ["shit"] | Thank God some other people stepped up and did a really shit job of it. | 1 |
489 | -1 | 33 | 197 | 30 | ["shit"] | Shit! This won't blow! | 0 |
490 | -1 | 33 | 197 | 30 | ["shit"] | OK. Oh, shit! | 0 |
491 | -1 | 33 | 199 | 31 | ["fuck"] | This is a fucking dyslexic's nightmare. | 1 |
492 | -1 | 33 | 199 | 2 | ["fuck"] | What I love about this is, you're all laughing, but someone's gonna lose their fucking job. | 1 |
493 | -1 | 34 | 201 | 29 | ["piss"] | But they're just pissing around outside a toilet! | 1 |
494 | -1 | 34 | 202 | 28 | ["fuck"] | 200,000 divided by forty equals... well, I don't fucking know. | 0 |
495 | -1 | 34 | 202 | 30 | ["fuck"] | Oh, my fucking god! | 0 |
496 | -1 | 34 | 202 | 2 | ["fuck"] | Bob, I believe that the first conclusion that Einstein reached was "E equals I don't fucking know". | 1 |
497 | -1 | 34 | 202 | 29 | ["fuck"] | Second one's not? Yes, it fucking is. | 0 |
498 | -1 | 34 | 202 | 2 | ["fuck"] | And then you went straight to, "I'm gonna fuck this case up." | 1 |
499 | -1 | 34 | 203 | 29 | ["Christ"] | Je. Sus. Christ. | 0 |
500 | -1 | 34 | 203 | 29 | ["fuck"] | Noel Fielding is the fucking mask-maker. | 0 |
501 | -1 | 34 | 203 | 2 | ["fuck","hell"] | "I want a palette of jams." Fuckin' hell. | 1 |
502 | -1 | 34 | 203 | 2 | ["fuck"] | It was your fucking mask, mate. | 1 |
503 | -1 | 34 | 203 | 32 | ["fuck"] | He's got fucking glue on his! | 1 |
504 | -1 | 34 | 203 | 31 | ["fuck"] | Yours looks like a sort of naan matador gone wrong. Fuckin' horrifying! | 1 |
505 | -1 | 34 | 204 | 28 | ["bastard"] | I'm sprinkling unsalted peanuts. Messy bastards. | 0 |
506 | -1 | 34 | 204 | 30 | ["fuck"] | Fucking... God! | 0 |
507 | -1 | 34 | 204 | 30 | ["damn"] | One minute, 45 seconds? This is no good for a mess. Damn it! | 0 |
508 | -1 | 34 | 204 | 30 | ["shit"] | Shit! Is Alan there? | 0 |
509 | -1 | 34 | 204 | 2 | ["Christ"] | Jesus Christ. | 1 |
510 | -1 | 34 | 204 | 2 | ["Christ","fuck"] | But Jesus Christ, if for the sake of an entertainment show on Dave, Katherine Ryan's prepared to fuck her own family up, she's gonna get the five points. | 1 |
511 | -1 | 34 | 205 | 28 | ["fuck"] | Where is the fucker? | 1 |