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id ▲ series episode task speaker roots quote studio
1292 Series 11 11 It's not your fault. 86 Do something impressive under the table while waving 491 Jamali Maddix 64 shit I'm not going to clap that, that was, that's bullshit. That's it. ✓
1294 Series 11 11 It's not your fault. 86 Stack your buckets so that they are taller than you 494 Jamali Maddix 64 fuck Go and fuck up Mike's one! ✓
1295 Series 11 11 The Lure of the Treacle Puppies. 87 The best drinking vessel 495 Jamali Maddix 64 shit I'm sick of trying to be like, "Oh, I'm gonna bring in a shoe that sings." I'm not doing that shit no more. ✓
1296 Series 11 11 The Lure of the Treacle Puppies. 87 The best drinking vessel 495 Jamali Maddix 64 shit It's that whimsy and ahh, it's, "Oh, look, it's a vessel," and all this shit. ✓
1299 Series 11 11 The Lure of the Treacle Puppies. 87 Have an argument 497 Jamali Maddix 64 damn Oh, damn.
1302 Series 11 11 The Lure of the Treacle Puppies. 87 Have an argument 497 Jamali Maddix 64 fuck I disagree... I... hate... it. Fuck.
1303 Series 11 11 The Lure of the Treacle Puppies. 87 Make the house haunted 498 Jamali Maddix 64 shit You didn't know how that shit was moving, didja? ✓
1309 Series 11 11 Run up a tree to the moon. 88 Get your luggage through security 503 Jamali Maddix 64 shit Oh, shit. ✓
1315 Series 11 11 Premature conker. 89 Get the sheet of loo roll as far away as possible 508 Jamali Maddix 64 shit Being in that house for so long, you kind of just wanna start ripping shit off the walls. ✓
1319 Series 11 11 Slap and tong. 90 Make the best uniform for this bee 512 Jamali Maddix 64 prick I'm such a dumb prick.
1320 Series 11 11 Slap and tong. 90 Make the best uniform for this bee 512 Jamali Maddix 64 fuck Ow, fuck it.
1323 Series 11 11 Slap and tong. 90 Sort the objects with your face 513 Jamali Maddix 64 fuck Urgh! What the fuck is that?
1324 Series 11 11 Slap and tong. 90 Sort the objects with your face 513 Jamali Maddix 64 shit
shit
It's like, shit, oh, well, we've got shit on a plate.
1325 Series 11 11 Slap and tong. 90 Sort the objects with your face 513 Jamali Maddix 64 shit People at Channel 4 watching people eat shit on a plate.
1326 Series 11 11 Slap and tong. 90 Sort the objects with your face 513 Jamali Maddix 64 fuck I got very unprofessional... and I just decided to fuck the place up. ✓
1328 Series 11 11 Slap and tong. 90 Slap and tong 514 Jamali Maddix 64 fuck Fuck, it is tense, innit? ✓
1331 Series 11 11 Absolute casserole. 91 The most annoying thing 515 Jamali Maddix 64 piss He's like, "Oh, look, yeah, I'm a lion", and he was blue. And it really pissed me off. ✓
1332 Series 11 11 Absolute casserole. 91 Make a portrait of the Taskmaster on a door using your feet 517 Jamali Maddix 64 shit He's sitting under a tree, thinking of tasks and shit.
1336 Series 11 11 Absolute casserole. 91 Vandalise a wall creatively 518 Jamali Maddix 64 fuck Is it cool if I just start fuckin' it up?
1337 Series 11 11 Absolute casserole. 91 Vandalise a wall creatively 518 Jamali Maddix 64 dick Yeah, it hit me in the dick.
1339 Series 11 11 Absolute casserole. 91 Identify the battered items 519 Jamali Maddix 64 dick
dick
And it wasn't like TV, "Oh, no, it hit my dick." No, it hit me straight in the dick. ✓
1342 Series 11 11 Absolute casserole. 91 Fire rubber bands into Alex’s bum bag 521 Jamali Maddix 64 shit Aw, shit. All right, well... ✓
1353 Series 11 11 An orderly species. 93 Complete various tasks while saying ‘metronome’ 528 Jamali Maddix 64 fuck Oh, my god, so dry! No chutney or nothin', fuckin'... done.
1356 Series 11 11 An orderly species. 93 Draw the best picture of a British animal 529 Jamali Maddix 64 fuck Yeah, I fucked that up.
1366 Series 11 11 Mr Octopus and Pottyhands. 94 Build and topple a tower for a pot of yoghurt 534 Jamali Maddix 64 ass/arse
bitch
He's a punk-ass bitch, man. ✓
1368 Series 11 11 Mr Octopus and Pottyhands. 94 Build and topple a tower for a pot of yoghurt 534 Jamali Maddix 64 shit Ah, shit!
1375 Series 11 11 Activate Jamali. 95 Make the best picture of a big, scary dinosaur 538 Jamali Maddix 64 shit One of the few jobs I had, my auntie used to make me photocopy shit.
1376 Series 11 11 Activate Jamali. 95 Make the best picture of a big, scary dinosaur 538 Jamali Maddix 64 fuck I totally fucked up... I thought Dara O'Brian was the host!
1377 Series 11 11 Activate Jamali. 95 Make the best picture of a big, scary dinosaur 538 Jamali Maddix 64 fuck
shit
Fuck, mate, that, that was a lot of pressure. I actually forgot for a second. I was like, "ah, shit". ✓
1380 Series 11 11 Activate Jamali. 95 Make the best picture of a big, scary dinosaur 538 Jamali Maddix 64 dick I do wanna argue with you, but it kind of does look like a dragonfly with two dicks. ✓
1384 Series 11 11 Activate Jamali. 95 Scientifically work out how much Alex’s feet and head weigh 539 Jamali Maddix 64 shit Oh, by this time, I was sick of his shit. ✓
1385 Series 11 11 Activate Jamali. 95 Scientifically work out how much Alex’s feet and head weigh 539 Jamali Maddix 64 shit Shit. It's error, 'cause it's weighing too much.
1389 Series 11 11 Activate Jamali. 95 Direct a teammate into the red circle 540 Jamali Maddix 64 shit They're like stinging nettles and shit.

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CREATE TABLE profanity (
   id      INTEGER PRIMARY KEY,
   series  INTEGER REFERENCES series(id),
   episode INTEGER REFERENCES episodes(id),
   task    INTEGER REFERENCES tasks(id),
   speaker INTEGER REFERENCES people(id),
   roots   TEXT,
   quote   TEXT,
   studio  INTEGER
);
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