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id ▲ series episode task speaker roots quote studio
969 Series 9 9 Join our cult. 65 The most stressful thing 379 David Baddiel 48 shit It’s stressful when you’ve had a big shit. ✓
974 Series 9 9 Join our cult. 65 Arrange the lollies in rainbow order 381 David Baddiel 48 bollock Oh, bollocks.
976 Series 9 9 Join our cult. 65 Arrange the lollies in rainbow order 381 David Baddiel 48 fuck That just tastes of... what the fuck is that?
978 Series 9 9 Join our cult. 65 Arrange the lollies in rainbow order 381 David Baddiel 48 shit Do they all taste of shit?
982 Series 9 9 Join our cult. 65 Draw the second longest snake 383 David Baddiel 48 fuck Oh, have I fucked this up? ✓
988 Series 9 9 Butter in the microwave. 66 Draw a portrait of the Taskmaster across a flipchart 386 David Baddiel 48 bollock Is this going to be some kind of Sudoku-style bollocks?
991 Series 9 9 Butter in the microwave. 66 Draw a portrait of the Taskmaster across a flipchart 386 David Baddiel 48 bollock Tiny bit of bollock.
1002 Series 9 9 Five miles per day. 67 The weirdest wooden thing 389 David Baddiel 48 shit It's so shit. ✓
1018 Series 9 9 Five miles per day. 67 Break something and put it back together 393 David Baddiel 48 ass/arse
ass/arse
It just says Broad Arse now. Do you want a Broad Arse Award?
1020 Series 9 9 Five miles per day. 67 Fill a glass with water 394 David Baddiel 48 piss Can I piss in it? ✓
1022 Series 9 9 Five miles per day. 67 Fill a glass with water 394 David Baddiel 48 shit Shit! ✓
1025 Series 9 9 Quisps. 68 Make the most striking water feature 396 David Baddiel 48 shit Shit.
1027 Series 9 9 Quisps. 68 Fill a tray with things beginning with a letter you chose 398 David Baddiel 48 bollock That was a mistake, wasn't it? Bollocks.
1035 Series 9 9 Another spoon. 69 The best defunct thing 400 David Baddiel 48 piss Who's pissing in the pick 'n' mix in your house? ✓
1041 Series 9 9 Another spoon. 69 Make an accurate and inventive egg timer 402 David Baddiel 48 bollock Oh bollocks, right, that's alright, that's alright.
1042 Series 9 9 Another spoon. 69 Make an accurate and inventive egg timer 402 David Baddiel 48 fuck Oh, fuck!
1043 Series 9 9 Another spoon. 69 Make an accurate and inventive egg timer 402 David Baddiel 48 bollock Bollocks.
1044 Series 9 9 Another spoon. 69 Make an accurate and inventive egg timer 402 David Baddiel 48 fuck Well, that's not very nice, I didn't fucking torture you. ✓
1050 Series 9 9 Bready bready bready. 70 The thing you’d be most pleased to find in a field 405 David Baddiel 48 fuck You know why, because I fucking hate fields. ✓
1051 Series 9 9 Bready bready bready. 70 Make a body part abnormally long 406 David Baddiel 48 cock I'm just gonna say the words 'my cock', and move on.
1058 Series 9 9 Bready bready bready. 70 Slide drinks to the Taskmaster 409 David Baddiel 48 piss Stop taking the piss. ✓
1060 Series 9 9 A cuddle. 71 The best thing taken from someone else’s house 410 David Baddiel 48 shit I didn't even need a shit. ✓
1061 Series 9 9 A cuddle. 71 The best thing taken from someone else’s house 410 David Baddiel 48 ass/arse I believe there used to be, like, Henry VIII used to have a bloke who actually wiped his arse for him. ✓
1071 Series 9 9 A cuddle. 71 Throw eggs into metal receptacles 411 David Baddiel 48 bollock Bollocks.
1073 Series 9 9 A cuddle. 71 Throw eggs into metal receptacles 411 David Baddiel 48 fuck Well there you are, I liberated the fucking egg! ✓
1075 Series 9 9 A cuddle. 71 Build the best Mount Rushmore 412 David Baddiel 48 shit I think possibly I'm going to make this quite shit.
1083 Series 9 9 A cuddle. 71 Find and put the gold rings on the stick 413 David Baddiel 48 fuck Fuck, that really hurt.
1084 Series 9 9 A cuddle. 71 Find and put the gold rings on the stick 413 David Baddiel 48 fuck Ah fuck, come on.
1087 Series 9 9 A cuddle. 71 Horse or laminator? 414 David Baddiel 48 shit Shit! ✓
1095 Series 9 9 Shaqinahat. 72 Write and perform lyrics for the Taskmaster theme tune 417 David Baddiel 48 bollock Oh. Bollocks.
1101 Series 9 9 Don't like them go bang. 73 Subtly deliver a five word instruction to Alex 421 David Baddiel 48 bollock I don't understand all this bollocks.
1103 Series 9 9 Don't like them go bang. 73 Inflate, tie, and pop the most balloons 422 David Baddiel 48 fuck Oh, for fuck's sake!
1113 Series 9 9 Think about the spirit. 74 Do the most preposterous thing with a chickpea 426 David Baddiel 48 ass/arse And obviously the first thing I think is to shove this up my arse.
1114 Series 9 9 Think about the spirit. 74 Do the most preposterous thing with a chickpea 426 David Baddiel 48 cock Here I am trying to think of the second thin I can do. Balance it on my cock.
1116 Series 9 9 Think about the spirit. 74 Do the most preposterous thing with a chickpea 426 David Baddiel 48 ass/arse I knew I should have shoved it up my arse.
1135 Series 9 9 Think about the spirit. 74 Select the shortest breadstick 429 David Baddiel 48 fuck I don't know what the fuck any of that meant. ✓
1136 Series 9 9 Think about the spirit. 74 Select the shortest breadstick 429 David Baddiel 48 bollock Oh, bollocks. ✓

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CREATE TABLE profanity (
   id      INTEGER PRIMARY KEY,
   series  INTEGER REFERENCES series(id),
   episode INTEGER REFERENCES episodes(id),
   task    INTEGER REFERENCES tasks(id),
   speaker INTEGER REFERENCES people(id),
   roots   TEXT,
   quote   TEXT,
   studio  INTEGER
);
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