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515 Series 6 6 The old soft curved padlock. 35 Perform the best wheelbarrow stunt 207 Asim Chaudhry 34 shit It looks shit, even in slow motion! ✓
523 Series 6 6 The old soft curved padlock. 35 Make the tallest lemon tower 208 Asim Chaudhry 34 shit You don't mean, like, Psycho kind of... Hitchcock shit.
525 Series 6 6 The old soft curved padlock. 35 Make the tallest lemon tower 208 Asim Chaudhry 34 ass/arse No, Ass is cool, but only my mates call me that. ✓
526 Series 6 6 The old soft curved padlock. 35 Make the tallest lemon tower 208 Asim Chaudhry 34 ass/arse We're mates, but not on a Ass level yet. ✓
530 Series 6 6 The old soft curved padlock. 35 Make the tallest lemon tower 208 Asim Chaudhry 34 shit Shit, ouch.
532 Series 6 6 The old soft curved padlock. 35 Make the tallest lemon tower 208 Asim Chaudhry 34 fuck So... that's why I fucked it up. I'm a lemon. ✓
536 Series 6 6 The old soft curved padlock. 35 Sort the objects by size using your feet 210 Asim Chaudhry 34 shit Oh, shit! ✓
539 Series 6 6 Tarpeters. 36 The best non-living hairy thing 212 Asim Chaudhry 34 ass/arse What's that up my arsehole? ✓
540 Series 6 6 Tarpeters. 36 The best non-living hairy thing 212 Asim Chaudhry 34 fuck Oh, for fuck's sake. ✓
541 Series 6 6 Tarpeters. 36 Get the highest darts score 213 Asim Chaudhry 34 shit Shit at darts.
542 Series 6 6 Tarpeters. 36 Get the highest darts score 213 Asim Chaudhry 34 fuck Ah, fuck.
543 Series 6 6 Tarpeters. 36 Get the highest darts score 213 Asim Chaudhry 34 fuck Four. Fuck.
544 Series 6 6 Tarpeters. 36 Get the highest darts score 213 Asim Chaudhry 34 fuck Ugh, fuck.
545 Series 6 6 Tarpeters. 36 Get the highest darts score 213 Asim Chaudhry 34 shit Sixteen. That's shit.
549 Series 6 6 Tarpeters. 36 Take the wind-up man on an adventure 216 Asim Chaudhry 34 shit He died alone in a bag, you smashed the shit out of him, you brainwashed him in some cult, and you lynched him. ✓
552 Series 6 6 Tarpeters. 36 Take the wind-up man on an adventure 216 Asim Chaudhry 34 fuck
shit
Fucking... loads of dangerous shit!
554 Series 6 6 Tarpeters. 36 Take the wind-up man on an adventure 216 Asim Chaudhry 34 shit I just try my best and shit. ✓
556 Series 6 6 Tarpeters. 36 Conceal grapes in your mouth or hand 217 Asim Chaudhry 34 fuck Fuck's sake. ✓
558 Series 6 6 One warm prawn. 37 The most magnificent day trip 218 Asim Chaudhry 34 shit My thing is basically I like to go to, like, museums and shit. ✓
559 Series 6 6 One warm prawn. 37 The most magnificent day trip 218 Asim Chaudhry 34 shit And I just took pictures of me doing stupid shit around museums. ✓
569 Series 6 6 One warm prawn. 37 Write a grown-up bedtime story 219 Asim Chaudhry 34 shit It's called "Upset Tummy, aka The Shits", based on real events.
570 Series 6 6 One warm prawn. 37 Write a grown-up bedtime story 219 Asim Chaudhry 34 shit "Vomiting, shitting, from every orifice."
572 Series 6 6 One warm prawn. 37 Write a grown-up bedtime story 219 Asim Chaudhry 34 shit I had, yeah. Literally, I had the shits, and I thought, "you know, they say write about what you know". ✓
573 Series 6 6 One warm prawn. 37 Write a grown-up bedtime story 219 Asim Chaudhry 34 shit I knew that I had the shits. ✓
574 Series 6 6 One warm prawn. 37 Write a grown-up bedtime story 219 Asim Chaudhry 34 shit Well, you know, I used to rap and shit, so... ✓
575 Series 6 6 One warm prawn. 37 Write a grown-up bedtime story 219 Asim Chaudhry 34 fuck
hell
I nearly shat myself again then. Fucking hell. ✓
578 Series 6 6 One warm prawn. 37 Make something spin for the longest 220 Asim Chaudhry 34 shit Oh, that's shit.
579 Series 6 6 One warm prawn. 37 Make something spin for the longest 220 Asim Chaudhry 34 fuck How the fuck did that happen?
580 Series 6 6 One warm prawn. 37 Make something spin for the longest 220 Asim Chaudhry 34 fuck Cheers. Ugh, fucking brakes.
581 Series 6 6 One warm prawn. 37 Make something spin for the longest 220 Asim Chaudhry 34 fuck I was fucking knackered after that. ✓
582 Series 6 6 One warm prawn. 37 Make something spin for the longest 220 Asim Chaudhry 34 fuck This is the weirdest fucking family portrait you will ever see in your life. ✓
593 Series 6 6 One warm prawn. 37 Catch the most socks 222 Asim Chaudhry 34 fuck Oh, fuck off. ✓
598 Series 6 6 BMXing! 38 The most thought-provoking thing 223 Asim Chaudhry 34 shit Some ghost shit. ✓
599 Series 6 6 BMXing! 38 Do something manly with a cardboard box 224 Asim Chaudhry 34 shit I mean, the manliest thing I can think of is just, like, beating the shit out of it.
601 Series 6 6 BMXing! 38 Do something manly with a cardboard box 224 Asim Chaudhry 34 piss But when I talk about my feelings, everyone just takes the piss.
602 Series 6 6 BMXing! 38 Do something manly with a cardboard box 224 Asim Chaudhry 34 fuck
fuck
So I thought I'd fuckin' do a robot, right? Fuckin', you know what I mean? ✓
607 Series 6 6 BMXing! 38 Remove the banknote from under the glass 228 Asim Chaudhry 34 fuck I don't know. I was just fucking winging it, wasn't I? ✓
608 Series 6 6 BMXing! 38 Shake hands with the Taskmaster without revealing your identity 229 Asim Chaudhry 34 fuck Oh, for fuck's sake. ✓
611 Series 6 6 H. 39 Work out the length of a piece of string 231 Asim Chaudhry 34 hell Bloody hell.
615 Series 6 6 H. 39 Identify the link and do it 100 times 233 Asim Chaudhry 34 piss H. Urinating. Piss.
618 Series 6 6 H. 39 Identify the link and do it 100 times 233 Asim Chaudhry 34 fuck We won, though, innit? So fuck it. ✓
628 Series 6 6 We met at mealtimes. 40 Make the best snow globe 237 Asim Chaudhry 34 shit Oh, shit. It's actually blowing it up!
629 Series 6 6 We met at mealtimes. 40 Make the best snow globe 237 Asim Chaudhry 34 fuck Oh, fuck. It's gone down.
631 Series 6 6 We met at mealtimes. 40 Knock over the ducks without leaving the carpet 238 Asim Chaudhry 34 fuck Oh, fuck. Sorry!
635 Series 6 6 We met at mealtimes. 40 Make the best announcement 239 Asim Chaudhry 34 fuck
shit
And all they fucking do is repeat shit. ✓
637 Series 6 6 We met at mealtimes. 40 Make a parachute for a wooden spoon 240 Asim Chaudhry 34 shit Shitloads of balloons.
640 Series 6 6 We met at mealtimes. 40 Make a parachute for a wooden spoon 240 Asim Chaudhry 34 fuck Fuck's sake.
641 Series 6 6 We met at mealtimes. 40 Make a parachute for a wooden spoon 240 Asim Chaudhry 34 shit Oh, shit.
649 Series 6 6 Roadkill doused in syrup. 41 Knock the bails off the stumps 243 Asim Chaudhry 34 fuck Fuck.
650 Series 6 6 Roadkill doused in syrup. 41 Knock the bails off the stumps 243 Asim Chaudhry 34 shit That's shit.
651 Series 6 6 Roadkill doused in syrup. 41 Draw the contents of the box 244 Asim Chaudhry 34 dick I'm not... okay, that's a dick.
657 Series 6 6 Roadkill doused in syrup. 41 List and then mime obscure animals 245 Asim Chaudhry 34 fuck
hell
Fucking hell. It's like Jaws.
659 Series 6 6 Roadkill doused in syrup. 41 List and then mime obscure animals 245 Asim Chaudhry 34 bollock Eight-bollock cat.
674 Series 6 6 What kind of pictures? 42 Put something surprising inside a chocolate egg 249 Asim Chaudhry 34 shit Yeah, I mean, what I did there was a shit version... of what Tim, Tim did the real thing. ✓
675 Series 6 6 What kind of pictures? 42 Find out what you have in common with a stranger 250 Asim Chaudhry 34 shit Oh, shit.
676 Series 6 6 What kind of pictures? 42 Find out what you have in common with a stranger 250 Asim Chaudhry 34 shit Oh, you're a dog person. Shit, I'm a cat person.
677 Series 6 6 What kind of pictures? 42 Find out what you have in common with a stranger 250 Asim Chaudhry 34 shit And we found shit in common. ✓
679 Series 6 6 What kind of pictures? 42 Find out what you have in common with a stranger 250 Asim Chaudhry 34 shit Shit in common, yeah. ✓
686 Series 6 6 What kind of pictures? 42 Stick plasters to the correct body parts 252 Asim Chaudhry 34 fuck Oh, fuck! ✓
688 Series 6 6 The Bubble Brothers. 43 The most pleasing cat-sized thing 254 Asim Chaudhry 34 shit Can I ask a question? Has it done a Fruittella shit or is that its tail? ✓
690 Series 6 6 The Bubble Brothers. 43 Make the biggest bubble and burst it with your nose 255 Asim Chaudhry 34 fuck Fuck!
692 Series 6 6 The Bubble Brothers. 43 Make the biggest bubble and burst it with your nose 255 Asim Chaudhry 34 shit Shit.
694 Series 6 6 The Bubble Brothers. 43 Make the biggest bubble and burst it with your nose 255 Asim Chaudhry 34 bitch I'm officially out of The Bubble Brothers. Ya son of a bitch! ✓
699 Series 6 6 The Bubble Brothers. 43 Perform a number from the Taskmaster musical 256 Asim Chaudhry 34 fuck Tim Vine, right, is a lovely man, wonderful man, but he's fucking weird. ✓
706 Series 6 6 He was a different man. 44 Knock over the fewest bowling pins 261 Asim Chaudhry 34 shit Oh, shit, my ring.
708 Series 6 6 He was a different man. 44 Knock over the fewest bowling pins 261 Asim Chaudhry 34 ass/arse Not my arsehole. ✓
712 Series 6 6 He was a different man. 44 Blow out a candle from a distance 262 Asim Chaudhry 34 shit Oh, shit.
713 Series 6 6 He was a different man. 44 Declare your love for the Taskmaster 263 Asim Chaudhry 34 fuck ♪ Tall motherfucker with the ivory hair ♪

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CREATE TABLE profanity (
   id      INTEGER PRIMARY KEY,
   series  INTEGER REFERENCES series(id),
   episode INTEGER REFERENCES episodes(id),
   task    INTEGER REFERENCES tasks(id),
   speaker INTEGER REFERENCES people(id),
   roots   TEXT,
   quote   TEXT,
   studio  INTEGER
);
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