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3 | Series 1 1 | Melon buffet. 1 | The most unusual item 1 | Greg Davies 2 | shit | And the winner of this competition will have to take all of that shit home. | ✓ |
5 | Series 1 1 | Melon buffet. 1 | Eat as much watermelon as possible 2 | Greg Davies 2 | shit | I've got an image of you at an all-you-can-eat buffet just kicking the shit out of everything. | ✓ |
10 | Series 1 1 | Melon buffet. 1 | Paint a horse while riding a horse 3 | Greg Davies 2 | shit | The top three are absolutely shit. | ✓ |
14 | Series 1 1 | Melon buffet. 1 | Find Alex 6 | Greg Davies 2 | hell | Alex, what the hell are we gonna do about this? | ✓ |
21 | Series 1 1 | The pie whisperer. 2 | High-five a 55-year-old 8 | Greg Davies 2 | Christ shit |
I mean, Jesus Christ, I thought you'd only stood catatonic with a shit sign for ten minutes. | ✓ |
22 | Series 1 1 | The pie whisperer. 2 | High-five a 55-year-old 8 | Greg Davies 2 | Christ | Jesus Christ! | ✓ |
23 | Series 1 1 | The pie whisperer. 2 | Identify the contents of the pies 9 | Greg Davies 2 | Christ | Oh, Jesus Christ. | ✓ |
24 | Series 1 1 | The pie whisperer. 2 | Identify the contents of the pies 9 | Greg Davies 2 | fuck | It's not the fucking X-Files. | ✓ |
26 | Series 1 1 | The pie whisperer. 2 | Identify the contents of the pies 9 | Greg Davies 2 | fuck | We've just seen a film of you breaching the fucking pie! | ✓ |
34 | Series 1 1 | The poet and the egg. 3 | The most meaningful item 12 | Greg Davies 2 | shit | I like to give people a chance to justify their decisions, but I will say this: it's shit, go on. | ✓ |
35 | Series 1 1 | The poet and the egg. 3 | The most meaningful item 12 | Greg Davies 2 | shit | Now I feel like a total shit. | ✓ |
36 | Series 1 1 | The poet and the egg. 3 | The most meaningful item 12 | Greg Davies 2 | fuck | I went, "Good luck, everyone. Boop!" to Romesh and he went, "What the fuck was that?" | ✓ |
38 | Series 1 1 | The poet and the egg. 3 | The most meaningful item 12 | Greg Davies 2 | fuck | He won't speak to you 'cause you didn't read his fucking book. | ✓ |
42 | Series 1 1 | The poet and the egg. 3 | Draw an image using a GPS device 14 | Greg Davies 2 | hell | He seemed to cover a hell of a distance, didn't he? | ✓ |
43 | Series 1 1 | The poet and the egg. 3 | Draw an image using a GPS device 14 | Greg Davies 2 | fuck | It's a really good painting, but why on earth do I want a picture of you? It's absolutely fucking preposterous. | ✓ |
45 | Series 1 1 | The poet and the egg. 3 | Buy a gift for the Taskmaster 15 | Greg Davies 2 | bastard | And the main use of them, of course, is I'll be able to see if there's any of those bastard pregnant women behind me. | ✓ |
46 | Series 1 1 | The poet and the egg. 3 | Buy a gift for the Taskmaster 15 | Greg Davies 2 | fuck | Is it real? Fuck me! | ✓ |
52 | Series 1 1 | The poet and the egg. 3 | Get an egg as high as possible 16 | Greg Davies 2 | shit | I'm amazed I give a shit. | ✓ |
54 | Series 1 1 | Down an octave. 4 | The most beautiful item 19 | Greg Davies 2 | tits | Looks like a badger that's sniffing its tits, doesn't it? | ✓ |
58 | Series 1 1 | Down an octave. 4 | Count the baked beans 21 | Greg Davies 2 | fuck | Sadly for you, I am a child who's in charge of this fucking show. | ✓ |
77 | Series 1 1 | Down an octave. 4 | Memorise an Australian Rules Football team 26 | Greg Davies 2 | wank | I don't think he'd respond to "the Wank Plank". | ✓ |
78 | Series 1 1 | Little denim shorts. 5 | The most valuable item 27 | Greg Davies 2 | hell | £600 is a hell of a start though, isn't it? | ✓ |
79 | Series 1 1 | Little denim shorts. 5 | The most valuable item 27 | Greg Davies 2 | hell | Nearly four grand. It's a hell of an opener. | ✓ |
80 | Series 1 1 | Little denim shorts. 5 | The most valuable item 27 | Greg Davies 2 | fuck | Well, that's you well and truly fucked then, isn't it? | ✓ |
84 | Series 1 1 | Little denim shorts. 5 | Move the boulder as far as possible 28 | Greg Davies 2 | piss | How long did you piss around with those balloons? | ✓ |
88 | Series 1 1 | Little denim shorts. 5 | Make a Swedish person blush 31 | Greg Davies 2 | shit | And a cheap, shit ring. | ✓ |
89 | Series 1 1 | The last supper. 6 | The most satisfying item 33 | Greg Davies 2 | shit | Yes, please, Greg. That's why we came, to see you shit yourself. | ✓ |
94 | Series 1 1 | The last supper. 6 | Play mini golf with eggs 34 | Greg Davies 2 | shit | It sounds like even professional golf players are shit at golf. | ✓ |
115 | Series 2 2 | Fear of failure. 7 | Get the potato into the hole 40 | Greg Davies 2 | shit | How long did the shit Dalek take? | ✓ |
121 | Series 2 2 | Fear of failure. 7 | Find out about the Swedish person 41 | Greg Davies 2 | ass/arse | The only thing you managed to establish was that he didn't have an opinion on arse-licking. | ✓ |
129 | Series 2 2 | Pork is a sausage. 8 | Create a nursery rhyme video 45 | Greg Davies 2 | fuck | It's no more disturbing than seeing a peanut fucked up by a train, though, is it? | ✓ |
132 | Series 2 2 | Pork is a sausage. 8 | Create a nursery rhyme video 45 | Greg Davies 2 | shit | Ah, Joe. It's gonna be shit, innit, mate? | ✓ |
133 | Series 2 2 | Pork is a sausage. 8 | A photo of an object that looks like you 46 | Greg Davies 2 | shit | If I'd have just seen the picture, I'd have said it was shit, but up close it's incredible. | ✓ |
134 | Series 2 2 | Pork is a sausage. 8 | Order a pizza without using certain words 47 | Greg Davies 2 | dick | Like she's the dick in this scenario. | ✓ |
137 | Series 2 2 | A pistachio eclair. 9 | The best dinner party guest 49 | Greg Davies 2 | fuck | If I am attending, I'm gonna be fucking awesome at that party. | ✓ |
140 | Series 2 2 | A pistachio eclair. 9 | Impress the Mayor 50 | Greg Davies 2 | fuck | Jugglers, we don't give a fuck about you. | ✓ |
143 | Series 2 2 | A pistachio eclair. 9 | Make an unexpected silhouette 51 | Greg Davies 2 | shit | I mean, I recognise that as a load of shit loosely thrown together. | ✓ |
144 | Series 2 2 | A pistachio eclair. 9 | Buy a gift for the Taskmaster 52 | Greg Davies 2 | shit | I just don't like that sort of novelty bullshit, but you pulled it back with the sweets. | ✓ |
145 | Series 2 2 | A pistachio eclair. 9 | Buy a gift for the Taskmaster 52 | Greg Davies 2 | shit | Yeah, but it makes me look like a shit, dunnit? | ✓ |
156 | Series 2 2 | Welcome to Rico Face. 10 | Rescue Patatas from the tree 56 | Greg Davies 2 | dick | Why did he call you a dick? | ✓ |
158 | Series 2 2 | Welcome to Rico Face. 10 | Rescue Patatas from the tree 56 | Greg Davies 2 | shit | You are calling the cat a ginger piece of shit? | ✓ |
162 | Series 2 2 | Welcome to Rico Face. 10 | Rescue Patatas from the tree 56 | Greg Davies 2 | dick | Not as bad as calling you a dick, though, is it? | ✓ |
170 | Series 2 2 | Welcome to Rico Face. 10 | Conceal a pineapple on your person 57 | Greg Davies 2 | ass/arse | So that was the strategy, yeah? Arse, crotch. Bish, bash, bosh. Done. | ✓ |
179 | Series 2 2 | Welcome to Rico Face. 10 | Construct something for the Taskmaster 59 | Greg Davies 2 | shit | In the first second you said everything was horse shit. | ✓ |
182 | Series 2 2 | Welcome to Rico Face. 10 | Construct something for the Taskmaster 59 | Greg Davies 2 | fuck | Well, I mean, honestly don't know what the fuck was going on there. | ✓ |
183 | Series 2 2 | Welcome to Rico Face. 10 | Construct something for the Taskmaster 59 | Greg Davies 2 | shit | Do you want me to pass judgment on this shit? | ✓ |
185 | Series 2 2 | There's strength in arches. 11 | The best piece of memorabilia 61 | Greg Davies 2 | shit | It looks like a shitty milk-bottle top. | ✓ |
186 | Series 2 2 | There's strength in arches. 11 | The best piece of memorabilia 61 | Greg Davies 2 | fuck | In third place, I'm putting Jon's Roman coin, just 'cause they're worth fuck-all. | ✓ |
187 | Series 2 2 | There's strength in arches. 11 | The best piece of memorabilia 61 | Greg Davies 2 | fuck | If you think that women are more important than Jocky Wilson, you fucking come to me. | ✓ |
189 | Series 2 2 | There's strength in arches. 11 | Move items across a stream 62 | Greg Davies 2 | prick | Bam! I get the job done as quickly as possible, even when some prick takes the wheels off the shopping trolley. | ✓ |
195 | Series 2 2 | There's strength in arches. 11 | Build a bridge for the potato 64 | Greg Davies 2 | fuck | You got to the P-O and thought, "Fuck it. Pony, right?" | ✓ |
201 | Series 2 2 | There's strength in arches. 11 | Put on gloves, eat a banana, put on a tie, and clap 65 | Greg Davies 2 | fuck | Alright, well, fuck it then. | ✓ |
202 | Series 3 3 | A pea in a haystack. 12 | Reach the microwave in the fewest steps 67 | Greg Davies 2 | shit | I did ask Alex if he could make sure there was a lot of goose shit on the track. | ✓ |
204 | Series 3 3 | A pea in a haystack. 12 | Reach the microwave in the fewest steps 67 | Greg Davies 2 | shit | I don't know why drinking a massive coffee and then rolling around in goose shit would make you feel sick. | ✓ |
205 | Series 3 3 | A pea in a haystack. 12 | Reach the microwave in the fewest steps 67 | Greg Davies 2 | fuck | When is a step not a step? When it's on a fucking hurdle. | ✓ |
207 | Series 3 3 | A pea in a haystack. 12 | Propel a pea along a red carpet 68 | Greg Davies 2 | shit | In first place, with an incredible shitty, sicky performance, it's Rob the Roller. | ✓ |
211 | Series 3 3 | A pea in a haystack. 12 | Make the best snowman 69 | Greg Davies 2 | bastard | Right at the end, just as the final image of a snowman was in place, he said, "The bastard's crying, innit?" | ✓ |
212 | Series 3 3 | A pea in a haystack. 12 | Make the best snowman 69 | Greg Davies 2 | bastard | Let's have a look at the bastard. | ✓ |
213 | Series 3 3 | The dong and the gong. 13 | The heaviest shoebox-sized item 71 | Greg Davies 2 | shit | It would have been nice if you could have taken some time to scrub that bird shit off it. | ✓ |
214 | Series 3 3 | The dong and the gong. 13 | The heaviest shoebox-sized item 71 | Greg Davies 2 | fuck | I'm putting Paul Chowdhry for putting some fucking melon in a box. | ✓ |
220 | Series 3 3 | The dong and the gong. 13 | Release Alex 73 | Greg Davies 2 | dick | Three great minds... or a trio of dickheads. | ✓ |
225 | Series 3 3 | The dong and the gong. 13 | Burst all of the balloons 75 | Greg Davies 2 | bastard | And nice to see you're consistent with your use of the word "bastard" as well. | ✓ |
226 | Series 3 3 | The dong and the gong. 13 | Burst all of the balloons 75 | Greg Davies 2 | bastard | Last episode, you called a rabbit covered in a Slush Puppie a bastard. | ✓ |
230 | Series 3 3 | Little polythene grief cave. 14 | The best battery-operated item 77 | Greg Davies 2 | shit | I mean, that would scare the shit out of me. | ✓ |
231 | Series 3 3 | Little polythene grief cave. 14 | The best battery-operated item 77 | Greg Davies 2 | piss | He's not gonna help me do an accurate piss in the middle of the night, though, is he? | ✓ |
232 | Series 3 3 | Little polythene grief cave. 14 | Fill an eggcup with sweat 78 | Greg Davies 2 | ass/arse | From his arse? | ✓ |
238 | Series 3 3 | Little polythene grief cave. 14 | Buy a gift for the Taskmaster 80 | Greg Davies 2 | Christ | Oh, Christ. I've no idea. | ✓ |
242 | Series 3 3 | A very nuanced character. 15 | Spread your clothes far and wide 84 | Greg Davies 2 | fuck | What did you think were the chances of that plane flying with your fucking sock wrapped round it? | ✓ |
243 | Series 3 3 | A very nuanced character. 15 | Have fun on a bouncy castle 88 | Greg Davies 2 | fuck | Are you joking? I fucking love him. | ✓ |
245 | Series 3 3 | The F.I.P. 16 | Greg Davies 2 | shit | I mean, that is the shittest prize yet. | ✓ | |
246 | Series 3 3 | The F.I.P. 16 | The most handsome relative 89 | Greg Davies 2 | prick | Pebbles looks like a bit of a prick to me. | ✓ |
251 | Series 3 3 | The F.I.P. 16 | Move water from one bucket to another 90 | Greg Davies 2 | fuck | "Yo yo, the motherfuckin' FIP." | ✓ |
257 | Series 3 3 | The F.I.P. 16 | Create an impressive time-lapse or slow motion film 92 | Greg Davies 2 | shit | The point is, you did a genuinely good film and I honestly thought it was gonna be horse shit, so well done. | ✓ |
261 | Series 4 4 | A fat bald white man. 17 | Beautifully destroy a cake 95 | Greg Davies 2 | shit | It was like someone choreographing a ballet and then coming out onto the stage afterwards and having a shit. | ✓ |
262 | Series 4 4 | A fat bald white man. 17 | Beautifully destroy a cake 95 | Greg Davies 2 | fuck | That is drawing a line under your Bake Off career. "You want me to destroy a cake? Fuck you, cake. I'm off." | ✓ |
263 | Series 4 4 | A fat bald white man. 17 | Beautifully destroy a cake 95 | Greg Davies 2 | shit | Hashtag tough shit! | ✓ |
264 | Series 4 4 | A fat bald white man. 17 | Draw a blind portrait 96 | Greg Davies 2 | fuck | I don't need to judge who's fucking last! | ✓ |
267 | Series 4 4 | A fat bald white man. 17 | Make the most fruit juice 98 | Greg Davies 2 | fuck | I did not in my wildest fantasies think antone else would choose fucking tweezers! | ✓ |
269 | Series 4 4 | Look at me. 18 | The most boastful item 99 | Greg Davies 2 | fuck | You shut your fucking mouths! I will put him last! I mean that. | ✓ |
271 | Series 4 4 | Look at me. 18 | Paint a portrait of the Taskmaster without touching the red mat 101 | Greg Davies 2 | fuck | Lolly, your system was absolute fucking madness. | ✓ |
276 | Series 4 4 | Look at me. 18 | Get the flour onto the target 102 | Greg Davies 2 | fuck | And then in the end, fuck it, fill a funnel full. | ✓ |
277 | Series 4 4 | Look at me. 18 | Make the longest balloon chain 104 | Greg Davies 2 | Christ | Jesus Christ! | ✓ |
278 | Series 4 4 | Hollowing out a baguette. 19 | The best subscription 105 | Greg Davies 2 | fuck | Get off the fucking bus! | ✓ |
280 | Series 4 4 | Hollowing out a baguette. 19 | The best subscription 105 | Greg Davies 2 | shit | Yeah, all shit. | ✓ |
285 | Series 4 4 | Hollowing out a baguette. 19 | Persuade three animals to stand on the mat 108 | Greg Davies 2 | prick | Some dogs are pricks. | ✓ |
287 | Series 4 4 | Hollowing out a baguette. 19 | Persuade three animals to stand on the mat 108 | Greg Davies 2 | Christ | Jesus Christ! | ✓ |
288 | Series 4 4 | Hollowing out a baguette. 19 | Persuade three animals to stand on the mat 108 | Greg Davies 2 | prick prick |
It's not fair. I mean, that dog was a prick, Joe was right. But chickens, across the board, are pricks. | ✓ |
290 | Series 4 4 | Hollowing out a baguette. 19 | Transfer water from one fishbowl to another 109 | Greg Davies 2 | fuck | It's not point-worthy, so... fuckin' leave it. | ✓ |
291 | Series 4 4 | Hollowing out a baguette. 19 | Transfer water from one fishbowl to another 109 | Greg Davies 2 | shit | You wanna see how to move water from one fishbowl to another, you go to Joe Lycett, okay, and you don't listen to bullshit. | ✓ |
295 | Series 4 4 | Friendship is truth. 20 | The most surprising picture of yourself 112 | Greg Davies 2 | shit | Everything he's brought in has been universally judged to be shit. | ✓ |
300 | Series 4 4 | Friendship is truth. 20 | Make the highest splash 113 | Greg Davies 2 | fuck | He was dropping a plumb line for absolute accuracy, Which is what all dads do before they totally miss the fucking bucket. | ✓ |
301 | Series 4 4 | Friendship is truth. 20 | Ringtone choreography 114 | Greg Davies 2 | shit | However, on this occasion, horseshit. | ✓ |
302 | Series 4 4 | Friendship is truth. 20 | Do something incredible with a pommel horse 116 | Greg Davies 2 | dick | The sadness inherent within that story was slightly diluted by the weird... dick-cone horse. | ✓ |
303 | Series 4 4 | Friendship is truth. 20 | Do something incredible with a pommel horse 116 | Greg Davies 2 | shit | That is some pretty Las Vegas shit. | ✓ |
306 | Series 4 4 | Meat. 21 | The cutest thing 118 | Greg Davies 2 | shit | Sorry, don't give a shit about the peas in the pod. | ✓ |
307 | Series 4 4 | Meat. 21 | The cutest thing 118 | Greg Davies 2 | fuck | They can fucking deal with it. | ✓ |
310 | Series 4 4 | Meat. 21 | Do incompatible things with the bathtub 121 | Greg Davies 2 | piss | And then he just stood there, pissing water into a bath while Rome burned. | ✓ |
311 | Series 4 4 | Meat. 21 | Throw something into something 122 | Greg Davies 2 | fuck | Even though he got it into a small hole, it was fucking rubbish. | ✓ |
312 | Series 4 4 | Meat. 21 | Make the longest continuous noise 123 | Greg Davies 2 | fuck | Say what you want about Alex Horne, he's on pauses like a fucking puma. | ✓ |
313 | Series 4 4 | Spatchcock it. 22 | The best sheep-related item 125 | Greg Davies 2 | fuck | They're not an endangered species, they're fucking everywhere. | ✓ |
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