id,series,episode,task,speaker,roots,quote,studio
3,1,1,1,2,"[""shit""]",And the winner of this competition will have to take all of that shit home.,1
5,1,1,2,2,"[""shit""]",I've got an image of you at an all-you-can-eat buffet just kicking the shit out of everything.,1
10,1,1,3,2,"[""shit""]",The top three are absolutely shit.,1
14,1,1,6,2,"[""hell""]","Alex, what the hell are we gonna do about this?",1
21,1,2,8,2,"[""Christ"",""shit""]","I mean, Jesus Christ, I thought you'd only stood catatonic with a shit sign for ten minutes.",1
22,1,2,8,2,"[""Christ""]",Jesus Christ!,1
23,1,2,9,2,"[""Christ""]","Oh, Jesus Christ.",1
24,1,2,9,2,"[""fuck""]",It's not the fucking X-Files.,1
26,1,2,9,2,"[""fuck""]",We've just seen a film of you breaching the fucking pie!,1
34,1,3,12,2,"[""shit""]","I like to give people a chance to justify their decisions, but I will say this: it's shit, go on.",1
35,1,3,12,2,"[""shit""]",Now I feel like a total shit.,1
36,1,3,12,2,"[""fuck""]","I went, ""Good luck, everyone. Boop!"" to Romesh and he went, ""What the fuck was that?""",1
38,1,3,12,2,"[""fuck""]",He won't speak to you 'cause you didn't read his fucking book.,1
42,1,3,14,2,"[""hell""]","He seemed to cover a hell of a distance, didn't he?",1
43,1,3,14,2,"[""fuck""]","It's a really good painting, but why on earth do I want a picture of you? It's absolutely fucking preposterous.",1
45,1,3,15,2,"[""bastard""]","And the main use of them, of course, is I'll be able to see if there's any of those bastard pregnant women behind me.",1
46,1,3,15,2,"[""fuck""]",Is it real? Fuck me!,1
52,1,3,16,2,"[""shit""]",I'm amazed I give a shit.,1
54,1,4,19,2,"[""tits""]","Looks like a badger that's sniffing its tits, doesn't it?",1
58,1,4,21,2,"[""fuck""]","Sadly for you, I am a child who's in charge of this fucking show.",1
77,1,4,26,2,"[""wank""]","I don't think he'd respond to ""the Wank Plank"".",1
78,1,5,27,2,"[""hell""]","£600 is a hell of a start though, isn't it?",1
79,1,5,27,2,"[""hell""]",Nearly four grand. It's a hell of an opener.,1
80,1,5,27,2,"[""fuck""]","Well, that's you well and truly fucked then, isn't it?",1
84,1,5,28,2,"[""piss""]",How long did you piss around with those balloons?,1
88,1,5,31,2,"[""shit""]","And a cheap, shit ring.",1
89,1,6,33,2,"[""shit""]","Yes, please, Greg. That's why we came, to see you shit yourself.",1
94,1,6,34,2,"[""shit""]",It sounds like even professional golf players are shit at golf.,1
115,2,7,40,2,"[""shit""]",How long did the shit Dalek take?,1
121,2,7,41,2,"[""ass/arse""]",The only thing you managed to establish was that he didn't have an opinion on arse-licking.,1
129,2,8,45,2,"[""fuck""]","It's no more disturbing than seeing a peanut fucked up by a train, though, is it?",1
132,2,8,45,2,"[""shit""]","Ah, Joe. It's gonna be shit, innit, mate?",1
133,2,8,46,2,"[""shit""]","If I'd have just seen the picture, I'd have said it was shit, but up close it's incredible.",1
134,2,8,47,2,"[""dick""]",Like she's the dick in this scenario.,1
137,2,9,49,2,"[""fuck""]","If I am attending, I'm gonna be fucking awesome at that party.",1
140,2,9,50,2,"[""fuck""]","Jugglers, we don't give a fuck about you.",1
143,2,9,51,2,"[""shit""]","I mean, I recognise that as a load of shit loosely thrown together.",1
144,2,9,52,2,"[""shit""]","I just don't like that sort of novelty bullshit, but you pulled it back with the sweets.",1
145,2,9,52,2,"[""shit""]","Yeah, but it makes me look like a shit, dunnit?",1
156,2,10,56,2,"[""dick""]",Why did he call you a dick?,1
158,2,10,56,2,"[""shit""]",You are calling the cat a ginger piece of shit?,1
162,2,10,56,2,"[""dick""]","Not as bad as calling you a dick, though, is it?",1
170,2,10,57,2,"[""ass/arse""]","So that was the strategy, yeah? Arse, crotch. Bish, bash, bosh. Done.",1
179,2,10,59,2,"[""shit""]",In the first second you said everything was horse shit.,1
182,2,10,59,2,"[""fuck""]","Well, I mean, honestly don't know what the fuck was going on there.",1
183,2,10,59,2,"[""shit""]",Do you want me to pass judgment on this shit?,1
185,2,11,61,2,"[""shit""]",It looks like a shitty milk-bottle top.,1
186,2,11,61,2,"[""fuck""]","In third place, I'm putting Jon's Roman coin, just 'cause they're worth fuck-all.",1
187,2,11,61,2,"[""fuck""]","If you think that women are more important than Jocky Wilson, you fucking come to me.",1
189,2,11,62,2,"[""prick""]","Bam! I get the job done as quickly as possible, even when some prick takes the wheels off the shopping trolley.",1
195,2,11,64,2,"[""fuck""]","You got to the P-O and thought, ""Fuck it. Pony, right?""",1
201,2,11,65,2,"[""fuck""]","Alright, well, fuck it then.",1
202,3,12,67,2,"[""shit""]",I did ask Alex if he could make sure there was a lot of goose shit on the track.,1
204,3,12,67,2,"[""shit""]",I don't know why drinking a massive coffee and then rolling around in goose shit would make you feel sick.,1
205,3,12,67,2,"[""fuck""]",When is a step not a step? When it's on a fucking hurdle.,1
207,3,12,68,2,"[""shit""]","In first place, with an incredible shitty, sicky performance, it's Rob the Roller.",1
211,3,12,69,2,"[""bastard""]","Right at the end, just as the final image of a snowman was in place, he said, ""The bastard's crying, innit?""",1
212,3,12,69,2,"[""bastard""]",Let's have a look at the bastard.,1
213,3,13,71,2,"[""shit""]",It would have been nice if you could have taken some time to scrub that bird shit off it.,1
214,3,13,71,2,"[""fuck""]",I'm putting Paul Chowdhry for putting some fucking melon in a box.,1
220,3,13,73,2,"[""dick""]",Three great minds... or a trio of dickheads.,1
225,3,13,75,2,"[""bastard""]","And nice to see you're consistent with your use of the word ""bastard"" as well.",1
226,3,13,75,2,"[""bastard""]","Last episode, you called a rabbit covered in a Slush Puppie a bastard.",1
230,3,14,77,2,"[""shit""]","I mean, that would scare the shit out of me.",1
231,3,14,77,2,"[""piss""]","He's not gonna help me do an accurate piss in the middle of the night, though, is he?",1
232,3,14,78,2,"[""ass/arse""]",From his arse?,1
238,3,14,80,2,"[""Christ""]","Oh, Christ. I've no idea.",1
242,3,15,84,2,"[""fuck""]",What did you think were the chances of that plane flying with your fucking sock wrapped round it?,1
243,3,15,88,2,"[""fuck""]",Are you joking? I fucking love him.,1
245,3,16,,2,"[""shit""]","I mean, that is the shittest prize yet.",1
246,3,16,89,2,"[""prick""]",Pebbles looks like a bit of a prick to me.,1
251,3,16,90,2,"[""fuck""]","""Yo yo, the motherfuckin' FIP.""",1
257,3,16,92,2,"[""shit""]","The point is, you did a genuinely good film and I honestly thought it was gonna be horse shit, so well done.",1
261,4,17,95,2,"[""shit""]",It was like someone choreographing a ballet and then coming out onto the stage afterwards and having a shit.,1
262,4,17,95,2,"[""fuck""]","That is drawing a line under your Bake Off career. ""You want me to destroy a cake? Fuck you, cake. I'm off.""",1
263,4,17,95,2,"[""shit""]",Hashtag tough shit!,1
264,4,17,96,2,"[""fuck""]",I don't need to judge who's fucking last!,1
267,4,17,98,2,"[""fuck""]",I did not in my wildest fantasies think antone else would choose fucking tweezers!,1
269,4,18,99,2,"[""fuck""]",You shut your fucking mouths! I will put him last! I mean that.,1
271,4,18,101,2,"[""fuck""]","Lolly, your system was absolute fucking madness.",1
276,4,18,102,2,"[""fuck""]","And then in the end, fuck it, fill a funnel full.",1
277,4,18,104,2,"[""Christ""]",Jesus Christ!,1
278,4,19,105,2,"[""fuck""]",Get off the fucking bus!,1
280,4,19,105,2,"[""shit""]","Yeah, all shit.",1
285,4,19,108,2,"[""prick""]",Some dogs are pricks.,1
287,4,19,108,2,"[""Christ""]",Jesus Christ!,1
288,4,19,108,2,"[""prick"",""prick""]","It's not fair. I mean, that dog was a prick, Joe was right. But chickens, across the board, are pricks.",1
290,4,19,109,2,"[""fuck""]","It's not point-worthy, so... fuckin' leave it.",1
291,4,19,109,2,"[""shit""]","You wanna see how to move water from one fishbowl to another, you go to Joe Lycett, okay, and you don't listen to bullshit.",1
295,4,20,112,2,"[""shit""]",Everything he's brought in has been universally judged to be shit.,1
300,4,20,113,2,"[""fuck""]","He was dropping a plumb line for absolute accuracy, Which is what all dads do before they totally miss the fucking bucket.",1
301,4,20,114,2,"[""shit""]","However, on this occasion, horseshit.",1
302,4,20,116,2,"[""dick""]",The sadness inherent within that story was slightly diluted by the weird... dick-cone horse.,1
303,4,20,116,2,"[""shit""]",That is some pretty Las Vegas shit.,1
306,4,21,118,2,"[""shit""]","Sorry, don't give a shit about the peas in the pod.",1
307,4,21,118,2,"[""fuck""]",They can fucking deal with it.,1
310,4,21,121,2,"[""piss""]","And then he just stood there, pissing water into a bath while Rome burned.",1
311,4,21,122,2,"[""fuck""]","Even though he got it into a small hole, it was fucking rubbish.",1
312,4,21,123,2,"[""fuck""]","Say what you want about Alex Horne, he's on pauses like a fucking puma.",1
313,4,22,125,2,"[""fuck""]","They're not an endangered species, they're fucking everywhere.",1