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id ▲ series episode task speaker roots quote studio
104 Series 1 1 The last supper. 6 Separate the blue sweets 37 Alex Horne 1 fuck Yeah, it doesn't say whether the floor can get fucked up or not. ✓
155 Series 2 2 Welcome to Rico Face. 10 Rescue Patatas from the tree 56 Alex Horne 1 dick
dick
Jon also called the cat a dick and then he called me a dick. ✓
166 Series 2 2 Welcome to Rico Face. 10 Conceal a pineapple on your person 57 Alex Horne 1 ass/arse Is there some pineapple hidden in your arse?
169 Series 2 2 Welcome to Rico Face. 10 Conceal a pineapple on your person 57 Alex Horne 1 ass/arse Could everyone not look at Joe's arse as he leaves, please?
172 Series 2 2 Welcome to Rico Face. 10 Conceal a pineapple on your person 57 Alex Horne 1 shit Oh, yeah, and he ate a shitload. ✓
321 Series 4 4 Spatchcock it. 22 Score a goal with a shopping bag 127 Alex Horne 1 cunt Megacunt. ✓
437 Series 5 5 Spoony Neeson. 30 Light a candle using a cupcake 180 Alex Horne 1 fuck It was literally "bubbly fuck" that put the candle out, it's amazing. ✓
524 Series 6 6 The old soft curved padlock. 35 Make the tallest lemon tower 208 Alex Horne 1 ass/arse We've grouped the two younger men together, Russ and Ass. ✓
597 Series 6 6 BMXing! 38   Alex Horne 1 shit I don't give a shit, just make it silver! ✓
613 Series 6 6 H. 39 Identify the link and do it 100 times 233 Alex Horne 1 dick I stopped the clock after their hundredth hop, 'cause I'm not, I'm not a dick. ✓
660 Series 6 6 Roadkill doused in syrup. 41 List and then mime obscure animals 245 Alex Horne 1 bollock Eight-bollock cat.
665 Series 6 6 Roadkill doused in syrup. 41 List and then mime obscure animals 245 Alex Horne 1 bollock It was Tim who got that, and you said the word "bollock", and you were so surprised that you swore. ✓
704 Series 6 6 The Bubble Brothers. 43 Hold the most points above the ground 259 Alex Horne 1 ass/arse Fair enough. Can't be arsed to pick up any more. ✓
732 Series 7 7 My eyes are circles. 46 Draw the biggest and best circle 274 Alex Horne 1 Christ It's like Michael J. Fox or Jesus H. Christ. ✓
773 Series 7 7 Lotta soup. 49 Spectacularly deliver the task to Alex 289 Alex Horne 1 hell Bloody hell.
927 Series 8 8 This is Trevor. 61 Do something powerful with your little finger 361 Alex Horne 1 shit Sorry, sorry. Lou's just saying you're full of horse shit. ✓
952 Series 8 8 I've been a bit ill. 63 Complete some tasks as one person 372 Alex Horne 1 ass/arse At one point, she shouted, "Get up my arse and wriggle!" to Paul. ✓
993 Series 9 9 Butter in the microwave. 66 Draw a portrait of the Taskmaster across a flipchart 386 Alex Horne 1 bollock And he says normal person but just below the lip, right in the middle, that's a little bit of bollock. ✓
1003 Series 9 9 Five miles per day. 67 The weirdest wooden thing 389 Alex Horne 1 dick The stick and the dick? ✓
1052 Series 9 9 Bready bready bready. 70 Make a body part abnormally long 406 Alex Horne 1 cock I wanna find out if he went cock or not. ✓
1054 Series 9 9 Bready bready bready. 70 Make a body part abnormally long 406 Alex Horne 1 bollock
bollock
You did say at the time, the wig was the dog's bollocks. You kept saying "the wig's the dog's bollocks". ✓
1062 Series 9 9 A cuddle. 71 The best thing taken from someone else’s house 410 Alex Horne 1 ass/arse Uhh, Henry VIII had a person who wiped his arse for him, yes, yes. ✓
1098 Series 9 9 Shaqinahat. 72 Write and perform lyrics for the Taskmaster theme tune 417 Alex Horne 1 twat Yeah, it was "twat" that came first, wasn't it? ✓
1154 Series 10 10 A documentary about a despot. 76 Find the treasure / Make different, increasingly loud noises 437 Alex Horne 1 shit So, previous-level shit. ✓
1160 Series 10 10 A documentary about a despot. 76 Get all the exercise balls in the hoops while in a boat 439 Alex Horne 1 ass/arse He knew it was happening, he referred to his arse as his old fella. ✓
1163 Series 10 10 A documentary about a despot. 76 Guess what is making the noises 440 Alex Horne 1 shit I mean, the listening of some of these guys, it was next-level shit. ✓
1204 Series 10 10 Hippopotamus. 80 Quietly make a cocktail 459 Alex Horne 1 fuck You've called it The Fuck "Sa-keh".
1205 Series 10 10 Hippopotamus. 80 Quietly make a cocktail 459 Alex Horne 1 fuck Fuck Sake?
1235 Series 10 10 Moments of silence. 82 Learn your lines and perform a scene 471 Alex Horne 1 damn But it's damn rude.
1308 Series 11 11 Run up a tree to the moon. 88 Get your luggage through security 503 Alex Horne 1 fuck Well, I wouldn't have used those words, no, I would have said completely fucked it. ✓
1334 Series 11 11 Absolute casserole. 91 Make a portrait of the Taskmaster on a door using your feet 517 Alex Horne 1 piss Well, Sarah said "This is a piece of piss. There's his little piggy nose," and she did this. ✓
1335 Series 11 11 Absolute casserole. 91 Make a portrait of the Taskmaster on a door using your feet 517 Alex Horne 1 shit Jamali said it was so good you could take it to a gallery and sell this shit. ✓
1355 Series 11 11 An orderly species. 93 Draw the best picture of a British animal 529 Alex Horne 1 piss Yeah, but, even if you're pissing in the dark, you know roughly where to aim.
1381 Series 11 11 Activate Jamali. 95 Make the best picture of a big, scary dinosaur 538 Alex Horne 1 bugger Oh, you mad bugger. ✓
1382 Series 11 11 Activate Jamali. 95 Make the best picture of a big, scary dinosaur 538 Alex Horne 1 ass/arse Five bellies, two faces, but my face is the... arse. ✓
1422 Series 12 12 Oatmeal and death. 97 Work out the contents of the bags 549 Alex Horne 1 shit Shit, yeah.
1477 Series 12 12 The integrity of the product. 102 Put up a shelf for the Taskmaster's snooker balls 573 Alex Horne 1 cock So Desiree was the slowest, 19 minutes with the cock system. ✓
1508 Series 12 12 Caring Uncle Minpict. 105 Propose to Alex 591 Alex Horne 1 ass/arse It is a long-ass day.
1516 NYT 2022 -3 Basic recipe 28. 106 Turn a ball into a competitor's head 597 Alex Horne 1 bastard Adrian drank all the bastard vinegar at nine minutes, five seconds. ✓
1563 Series 13 13 Shoe Who. 110 Make a stirring speech out of the bunting 616 Alex Horne 1 damn Yeah, I mean, it started with "God damn." ✓
1688 Series 14 14 Dafty in the middle. 120 Catch something 672 Alex Horne 1 fuck Oh, fuck's sake.
1695 Series 14 14 Dafty in the middle. 120 Play your sounds right 673 Alex Horne 1 fuck Fuck's sake. ✓
1771 Series 14 14 Did I meet these potatoes before? 127 Eat the grape 707 Alex Horne 1 bugger You've just said "buggeration" as well, so it'd be good if you put another coin back in it.
1805 Series 15 15 The curse of politeness. 129 Get all the rubber rings on your bargepole 719 Alex Horne 1 bitch Some of the other things she said was, "Back, back. Come on, pony. Calm the flip down, Jenny. Spin, bitch, spin." ✓
1843 Series 15 15 How heavy is the water? 132 Pour your sand into the other bottle 735 Alex Horne 1 shit Why would you get shit in your trainers? ✓
1909 Series 16 16 The natural friends. 139 Build a tower of cans in the lab 768 Alex Horne 1 shit You also quoted the Bible. Er, "you absolute shower of shits", that's Book of Revelation. ✓
1924 Series 16 16 Hell is here. 140 Make a cheeky picture using nails and wire 774 Alex Horne 1 hell And then she's done a cheeky bit of ocean and a cheeky bit of Hell. ✓
1938 Series 16 16 Languidly. 141 Choose a new nickname 781 Alex Horne 1 bastard Why are you called Chain Bastard?
1940 Series 16 16 Languidly. 141 Choose a new nickname 781 Alex Horne 1 bastard Chain Bastard.
1941 Series 16 16 Languidly. 141 Choose a new nickname 781 Alex Horne 1 bastard Ah. Is it Chain Bastard?
1944 Series 16 16 Languidly. 141 Choose a new nickname 781 Alex Horne 1 bastard Chain Bastard.
1946 Series 16 16 Languidly. 141 Choose a new nickname 781 Alex Horne 1 bastard I was surprised that Chain Bastard was applying feathers. ✓
2023 Series 16 16 Fagin at the disco. 147 Obey all of the traffic signals 811 Alex Horne 1 bitch She pushed the bitch for a total of 11 minutes and 43 seconds. ✓
2037 Series 16 16 Always forks and marbles. 148 Demonstrate the most effective high-intensity four-part exercise routine 817 Alex Horne 1 Christ May the power of Christ compel you.
2039 Series 16 16 Always forks and marbles. 148 Demonstrate the most effective high-intensity four-part exercise routine 817 Alex Horne 1 Christ May the power of Christ compel you.

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CREATE TABLE profanity (
   id      INTEGER PRIMARY KEY,
   series  INTEGER REFERENCES series(id),
   episode INTEGER REFERENCES episodes(id),
   task    INTEGER REFERENCES tasks(id),
   speaker INTEGER REFERENCES people(id),
   roots   TEXT,
   quote   TEXT,
   studio  INTEGER
);
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