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874 Series 8 8 Hello. 55 The most powerful smell 323 Greg Davies 2 fuck Fuck off! ✓
875 Series 8 8 Hello. 55 The most powerful smell 323 Lou Sanders 45 slut Four sluts, that's what I'm hearing! ✓
876 Series 8 8 Hello. 55 Find the baby monitor receiver 324 Paul Sinha 46 twat I'm known for looking like a twat on The Chase. ✓
877 Series 8 8 Hello. 55 Find the baby monitor receiver 324 Greg Davies 2 twat I don't think you look like a twat. ✓
878 Series 8 8 Hello. 55 Make and be seduced by a ventriloquist dummy 325 Joe Thomas 44 shit Shit!
879 Series 8 8 Hello. 55 Make and be seduced by a ventriloquist dummy 325 Joe Thomas 44 fuck Fuck!
880 Series 8 8 Hello. 55 Sneak up on Alex 326 Sian Gibson 47 shit Oh, I am shit at this!
881 Series 8 8 Hello. 55 Sneak up on Alex 326 Sian Gibson 47 shit Down, up... Oh, shit.
882 Series 8 8 Hello. 55 Sneak up on Alex 326 Joe Thomas 44 hell I don't know what the hell that was. ✓
883 Series 8 8 A novel about Russian Gulags. 56 The best pair of things 329 Greg Davies 2 tits It's a lovely reminder of childhood, listening to crackly radio while you snuggle up to your mum's feet-tits. ✓
884 Series 8 8 A novel about Russian Gulags. 56 Make a moustache from something unexpected 330 Greg Davies 2 shit Then, obviously, Liphook's shit. That gets two points, it doesn't deserve them. ✓
885 Series 8 8 A novel about Russian Gulags. 56 Transfer the rice to the bottle 331 Sian Gibson 47 shit Ah, shit.
886 Series 8 8 A novel about Russian Gulags. 56 Convey an object using only facial expressions, noises, adjectives & verbs 332 Greg Davies 2 hell I mean, what the hell? What were you doing?! ✓
887 Series 8 8 A novel about Russian Gulags. 56 Travel the furthest while making a continuous noise 333 Joe Thomas 44 fuck Fuck it.
888 Series 8 8 A novel about Russian Gulags. 56 Travel the furthest while making a continuous noise 333 Joe Thomas 44 hell It's honestly... just dehumanising. Bloody hell.
889 Series 8 8 Stuck in a mammal groove. 57 The best burstable thing 335 Greg Davies 2 shit What have you got, Sian, because that's obviously shit! ✓
890 Series 8 8 Stuck in a mammal groove. 57 Build the best volcano 336 Greg Davies 2 piss with three points, I'm going to give the hot, thin, high stream of piss volcano. ✓
891 Series 8 8 Stuck in a mammal groove. 57 Work out what Alex is wearing 337 Iain Stirling 43 fuck Skirt? Fuck!
892 Series 8 8 Stuck in a mammal groove. 57 Work out what Alex is wearing 337 Iain Stirling 43 damn Damn it!
893 Series 8 8 Stuck in a mammal groove. 57 Work out what Alex is wearing 337 Greg Davies 2 fuck You can't go on any quiz show ever because you give an answer, and then you go, "Fuck!" ✓
894 Series 8 8 Stuck in a mammal groove. 57 Do the worst thing and make the best apology 338 Joe Thomas 44 fuck ♪ Fuck off, Alex. ♪
895 Series 8 8 Stuck in a mammal groove. 57 Do the worst thing and make the best apology 338 Lou Sanders 45 shit I got your car, I threw some shit on it.
896 Series 8 8 Stuck in a mammal groove. 57 Get into two sleeping bags and complete other actions 339 Iain Stirling 43 shit
shit
shit
It's a piece of shit! This piece of shit! This piece of shit, ugh! ✓
897 Series 8 8 Stuck in a mammal groove. 57 Get into two sleeping bags and complete other actions 339 Paul Sinha 46 fuck Oh, fuck, yes! ✓
898 Series 8 8 Stuck in a mammal groove. 57 Get into two sleeping bags and complete other actions 339 Paul Sinha 46 fuck I said I'll only mention my injured shoulder when my injured shoulder is actually fucking affecting how I'm performing. ✓
899 Series 8 8 The barrel dad. 58 The best present for a doctor 340 Greg Davies 2 shit Iain's already got the doctor shit-faced. ✓
900 Series 8 8 The barrel dad. 58 Make the best thing to entertain a toddler 342 Greg Davies 2 piss In the one clip we saw, you did look maybe a bit pissed. ✓
901 Series 8 8 The barrel dad. 58 Throw a frying pan into a hoop 344 Joe Thomas 44 shit So far it looks like the first bit of a really shit Olympics Opening Ceremony. ✓
902 Series 8 8 Stay humble. 59 Move the sand from one bucket to another 347 Joe Thomas 44 fuck That's what... Fuck, I mean, that's made it worse!
903 Series 8 8 Stay humble. 59 Move the sand from one bucket to another 347 Joe Thomas 44 fuck This is a fucking disaster.
904 Series 8 8 Stay humble. 59 Move the sand from one bucket to another 347 Iain Stirling 43 shit Oh, you... shit!
905 Series 8 8 Stay humble. 59 Move the sand from one bucket to another 347 Iain Stirling 43 fuck "You may not leave the room." Fuck it, let's do that as well.
906 Series 8 8 Stay humble. 59 Move the sand from one bucket to another 347 Paul Sinha 46 fuck I'm thinking as long as I get sand into the bucket then at least some fuckwit's gonna disqualify himself. ✓
907 Series 8 8 Stay humble. 59 Make a realistic injury using food 348 Joe Thomas 44 shit Oh, shit.
908 Series 8 8 Stay humble. 59 Make a realistic injury using food 348 Joe Thomas 44 Christ Oh, Christ.
909 Series 8 8 Stay humble. 59 Recreate the scene you parade past 351 Greg Davies 2 Christ Jesus Christ! ✓
910 Series 8 8 Rock 'n' roll umlaut. 60 The best see-through item 352 Greg Davies 2 Christ I don't mind a window. I think that's your strongest effort so far. Jesus Christ! ✓
911 Series 8 8 Rock 'n' roll umlaut. 60 The best see-through item 352 Iain Stirling 43 fuck He brought in a fucking window! ✓
912 Series 8 8 Rock 'n' roll umlaut. 60 Design an iconic album cover 354 Lou Sanders 45 fuck Fucking the man! ✓
913 Series 8 8 Rock 'n' roll umlaut. 60 Recall the order of the deck of cards 355 Iain Stirling 43 damn I wanted a goddamn pen, Greg. ✓
914 Series 8 8 Rock 'n' roll umlaut. 60 Recall the order of the deck of cards 355 Iain Stirling 43 fuck Look, you fucking did! You did! ✓
915 Series 8 8 Rock 'n' roll umlaut. 60 Recall the order of the deck of cards 355 Sian Gibson 47 piss Piece of piss. ✓
916 Series 8 8 Rock 'n' roll umlaut. 60 Recall the order of the deck of cards 355 Paul Sinha 46 dick I'm an absolute dickhead at every other task. That one should be in my territory. ✓
917 Series 8 8 Rock 'n' roll umlaut. 60 Recall the order of the deck of cards 355 Lou Sanders 45 hell Flippin' hell, you didn't tell me!
918 Series 8 8 This is Trevor. 61   Greg Davies 2 fuck
hell
Fuckin' hell, Alex. ✓
919 Series 8 8 This is Trevor. 61   Greg Davies 2 fuck Fuck. ✓
920 Series 8 8 This is Trevor. 61 Find the apples 359 Iain Stirling 43 fuck For fuck's sake!
921 Series 8 8 This is Trevor. 61 Find the apples 359 Iain Stirling 43 fuck Fuck it.
922 Series 8 8 This is Trevor. 61 Find the apples 359 Iain Stirling 43 damn Damn it!
923 Series 8 8 This is Trevor. 61 Find the apples 359 Paul Sinha 46 hell The temptation is to assume that the others will go hell for leather trying to accumulate as many Pink Ladies as possible.
924 Series 8 8 This is Trevor. 61 Work out the crisp flavours 360 Joe Thomas 44 fuck
hell
Fucking hell.
925 Series 8 8 This is Trevor. 61 Do something powerful with your little finger 361 Iain Stirling 43 dick Only I, right, only I can donate to charity and make it look... dickish.
926 Series 8 8 This is Trevor. 61 Do something powerful with your little finger 361 Lou Sanders 45 shit You're full of horse shit. ✓
927 Series 8 8 This is Trevor. 61 Do something powerful with your little finger 361 Alex Horne 1 shit Sorry, sorry. Lou's just saying you're full of horse shit. ✓
928 Series 8 8 This is Trevor. 61 Do something powerful with your little finger 361 Greg Davies 2 shit
shit
I don't know if it's shit or good. I don't know if it's shit or good. ✓
929 Series 8 8 Aquatic sewing machine. 62 The nicest thing to hold 363 Paul Sinha 46 shit I had no idea until I did Taskmaster that I was actually as thick as pigshit. ✓
930 Series 8 8 Aquatic sewing machine. 62 Make a portrait of a former contestant using sand and one tool 364 Joe Thomas 44 shit It's like a sort of metaphor for just life and the future, isn't it? Could be different, but all shit.
931 Series 8 8 Aquatic sewing machine. 62 Make a portrait of a former contestant using sand and one tool 364 Greg Davies 2 shit Nice that in this episode Joe finally works out that this entire show is a metaphor for how shit life is. ✓
932 Series 8 8 Aquatic sewing machine. 62 Make a portrait of a former contestant using sand and one tool 364 Paul Sinha 46 bugger Not going to bugger it up any more than I have to.
933 Series 8 8 Aquatic sewing machine. 62 Make a portrait of a former contestant using sand and one tool 364 Greg Davies 2 Christ Christ! ✓
934 Series 8 8 Aquatic sewing machine. 62 Make a portrait of a former contestant using sand and one tool 364 Greg Davies 2 shit It's so shit! ✓
935 Series 8 8 Aquatic sewing machine. 62 Make a portrait of a former contestant using sand and one tool 364 Lou Sanders 45 fuck Fuck off! Honestly, I can't actually believe this. ✓
936 Series 8 8 Aquatic sewing machine. 62 Catch the tennis balls 365 Joe Thomas 44 shit The clothing is shit.
937 Series 8 8 Aquatic sewing machine. 62 Catch the tennis balls 365 Iain Stirling 43 shit Shit!
938 Series 8 8 Aquatic sewing machine. 62 Catch the tennis balls 365 Lou Sanders 45 shit Shit. Yellow, yellow!
939 Series 8 8 Aquatic sewing machine. 62 Catch the tennis balls 365 Iain Stirling 43 Christ Quick, catch something, for Christ's sake!
940 Series 8 8 Aquatic sewing machine. 62 Catch the tennis balls 365 Iain Stirling 43 fuck What the fuck!
941 Series 8 8 Aquatic sewing machine. 62 Move the beach ball across the finish line using only water 366 Greg Davies 2 dick Another "Mummy" followed by, erm, making it look like you've got a big dick between your... ✓
942 Series 8 8 Aquatic sewing machine. 62 Move the beach ball across the finish line using only water 366 Joe Thomas 44 fuck Oh, fuck me!
943 Series 8 8 Aquatic sewing machine. 62 Move the beach ball across the finish line using only water 366 Joe Thomas 44 Christ Oh, Christ...
944 Series 8 8 I've been a bit ill. 63 The best form of protection 368 Paul Sinha 46 fuck Number three, it protects you from having children because no one will fuck you. ✓
945 Series 8 8 I've been a bit ill. 63 The best form of protection 368 Greg Davies 2 Christ Jesus Christ. ✓
946 Series 8 8 I've been a bit ill. 63 Get a ball into a bin with the most bounces 369 Paul Sinha 46 dick Oh, come on, you dick!
947 Series 8 8 I've been a bit ill. 63 Get a ball into a bin with the most bounces 369 Greg Davies 2 fuck Iain has often been the person who's gone, "Right, I'm going in. Let's fuckin' do this!" ✓
948 Series 8 8 I've been a bit ill. 63 Complete some tasks as one person 372 Lou Sanders 45 shit Thank you. Oh, shit, uh...
949 Series 8 8 I've been a bit ill. 63 Complete some tasks as one person 372 Lou Sanders 45 shit Shit, we threw the banana skin away.
950 Series 8 8 I've been a bit ill. 63 Complete some tasks as one person 372 Iain Stirling 43 damn It was in the goddamn task!
951 Series 8 8 I've been a bit ill. 63 Complete some tasks as one person 372 Greg Davies 2 fuck I mean, the other team‒it looked like the end of the fucking world. ✓
952 Series 8 8 I've been a bit ill. 63 Complete some tasks as one person 372 Alex Horne 1 ass/arse At one point, she shouted, "Get up my arse and wriggle!" to Paul. ✓
953 Series 8 8 I've been a bit ill. 63 Complete some tasks as one person 372 Joe Thomas 44 hell If you saw that in a cathedral in sort of southern Spain, you'd think, "Bloody hell." ✓
954 Series 8 8 I've been a bit ill. 63 Stack plates and bowls on your head 373 Iain Stirling 43 damn Damn it! ✓
955 Series 8 8 Clumpy swayey clumsy man. 64 The best thing that will change your life for the better 374 Iain Stirling 43 shit Wait till you get your knees up, you will eliminate that next shit. ✓
956 Series 8 8 Clumpy swayey clumsy man. 64 Erase the eraser 375 Iain Stirling 43 fuck Where the fuck has this come from?! ✓
957 Series 8 8 Clumpy swayey clumsy man. 64 Erase the eraser 375 Joe Thomas 44 wank I'm so fed up of putting in, like, loads and loads of just genuinely, like, physical effort into the tasks and then these other people find some s‒wanky workaround. ✓
958 Series 8 8 Clumpy swayey clumsy man. 64 Erase the eraser 375 Joe Thomas 44 fuck Put some fucking effort in! ✓
959 Series 8 8 Clumpy swayey clumsy man. 64 Make the most tremendous legs 376 Joe Thomas 44 Christ Oh, Christ.
960 Series 8 8 Clumpy swayey clumsy man. 64 Make the most tremendous legs 376 Joe Thomas 44 shit Shit!
961 Series 8 8 Clumpy swayey clumsy man. 64 Make the most tremendous legs 376 Joe Thomas 44 fuck
fuck
Fuck! Come on. Fuck you!
962 Series 8 8 Clumpy swayey clumsy man. 64 Make the most tremendous legs 376 Joe Thomas 44 fuck I hated every fucking second of that. ✓
963 Series 8 8 Clumpy swayey clumsy man. 64 Make the most tremendous legs 376 Paul Sinha 46 dick I've got an injured shoulder and, more than that, I am an absolute dickhead. ✓
964 Series 8 8 Clumpy swayey clumsy man. 64 Make the most tremendous legs 376 Greg Davies 2 dick That's not fair, you're not a dickhead. ✓
965 Series 8 8 Clumpy swayey clumsy man. 64 Blindly drive a mobility scooter around a course 377 Joe Thomas 44 fuck
hell
Fuckin' hell! Was that the mannequin?
966 Series 8 8 Clumpy swayey clumsy man. 64 Blindly drive a mobility scooter around a course 377 Paul Sinha 46 fuck But somehow or another I just fucked it up from the word go. ✓
967 Series 8 8 Clumpy swayey clumsy man. 64 Hook a duck while wearing inversion goggles 378 Iain Stirling 43 Christ Jesus Christ! ✓
968 Series 8 8 Clumpy swayey clumsy man. 64 Hook a duck while wearing inversion goggles 378 Iain Stirling 43 fuck
fuck
fuck
Fuck off! Fuck off! Fuck off! ✓

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CREATE TABLE profanity (
   id      INTEGER PRIMARY KEY,
   series  INTEGER REFERENCES series(id),
   episode INTEGER REFERENCES episodes(id),
   task    INTEGER REFERENCES tasks(id),
   speaker INTEGER REFERENCES people(id),
   roots   TEXT,
   quote   TEXT,
   studio  INTEGER
);
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