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718 Series 7 7 The mean bean. 45 The thing most people want to touch 265 Greg Davies 2 fuck Peter, looks like it's fucking true, doesn't it? ✓
719 Series 7 7 The mean bean. 45 Build the tallest cardboard box tower 267 James Acaster 38 damn The goddamn stingers.
720 Series 7 7 The mean bean. 45 Build the tallest cardboard box tower 267 Phil Wang 41 dick I just wanted to make an homage to one of the greatest Asian entertainers in history, and also you get to see my dick and balls. ✓
721 Series 7 7 The mean bean. 45 Build the tallest cardboard box tower 267 James Acaster 38 shit Oh, shit. That is too high.
722 Series 7 7 The mean bean. 45 Build the tallest cardboard box tower 267 Rhod Gilbert 42 shit Back-stabbing little shit. ✓
723 Series 7 7 The mean bean. 45 Work out the perimeter of the caravan in beans 268 Rhod Gilbert 42 cock Were you also partly thinking, "Everyone's gonna be so focused on my cock and balls, they won't actually see what I'm doing"? ✓
724 Series 7 7 The mean bean. 45 Work out the perimeter of the caravan in beans 268 Rhod Gilbert 42 bollock Bollocks! ✓
725 Series 7 7 My eyes are circles. 46   Greg Davies 2 fuck That is gonna fucking hurt, isn't it? ✓
726 Series 7 7 My eyes are circles. 46 The boldest belt 270 Greg Davies 2 Christ Jesus Christ. ✓
727 Series 7 7 My eyes are circles. 46 Write a ten word story while running 271 Phil Wang 41 dick I also regret saying "oral tradition" while my dick was out. ✓
728 Series 7 7 My eyes are circles. 46 Write a ten word story while running 271 Jessica Knappett 39 shit No, because it had done some bad... shit. ✓
729 Series 7 7 My eyes are circles. 46 Paint a blindfolded still life 272 James Acaster 38 dick That's the task, don't look at Wang's dick?
730 Series 7 7 My eyes are circles. 46 Paint a blindfolded still life 272 Greg Davies 2 dick A lovely hug from the ladies, and you exclusively talked about Phil's dick. ✓
731 Series 7 7 My eyes are circles. 46 Paint a blindfolded still life 272 James Acaster 38 fuck Fuck me.
732 Series 7 7 My eyes are circles. 46 Draw the biggest and best circle 274 Alex Horne 1 Christ It's like Michael J. Fox or Jesus H. Christ. ✓
733 Series 7 7 My eyes are circles. 46 Draw the biggest and best circle 274 Greg Davies 2 ass/arse Gotta be pleased with that, you being all smartarse with your map. ✓
734 Series 7 7 Twelve blush majesty two. 47 The best thing from the 90s 277 James Acaster 38 fuck Fuck off! ✓
735 Series 7 7 Twelve blush majesty two. 47 The best thing from the 90s 277 Jessica Knappett 39 shit They're all quite shit, the prizes, aren't they? ✓
736 Series 7 7 Twelve blush majesty two. 47 Raise Alex’s heart rate 278 Greg Davies 2 Christ Jesus Christ, what's wrong? ✓
737 Series 7 7 Twelve blush majesty two. 47 Make the best noise 279 Jessica Knappett 39 fuck I don't know and I don't fucking know. ✓
738 Series 7 7 Twelve blush majesty two. 47 Make the best noise 279 Greg Davies 2 shit "Great, this is an opportunity for me to drop dog shit onto the face of a friend I've had for 15 years." ✓
739 Series 7 7 Twelve blush majesty two. 47 Make the best noise 279 Greg Davies 2 prick Well, you're a very rude prick. ✓
740 Series 7 7 Twelve blush majesty two. 47 Make the best noise 279 Greg Davies 2 Christ Phil... I mean, Jesus Christ. ✓
741 Series 7 7 Twelve blush majesty two. 47 Make the best noise 279 Phil Wang 41 shit I'm sorry I didn't shit on your face, Greg. ✓
742 Series 7 7 Twelve blush majesty two. 47 Make the best noise 279 Greg Davies 2 shit My least favourite noise was the sound of dog shit being dropped onto my face. ✓
743 Series 7 7 Twelve blush majesty two. 47 Get the ball into the hole by striking it 280 James Acaster 38 fuck Oh, fuck you.
744 Series 7 7 Twelve blush majesty two. 47 Get the ball into the hole by striking it 280 Greg Davies 2 fuck
hell
Fucking hell. ✓
745 Series 7 7 Twelve blush majesty two. 47 Get the ball into the hole by striking it 280 Rhod Gilbert 42 shit People say my ADHD makes me shit at problem-solving. No, sir!
746 Series 7 7 Twelve blush majesty two. 47 Get the ball into the hole by striking it 280 Rhod Gilbert 42 hell Bloody hell. ✓
747 Series 7 7 OLLIE. 48   Greg Davies 2 Christ Jesus Christ! Can we just get on with it? ✓
748 Series 7 7 OLLIE. 48   Greg Davies 2 fuck Alex gets these few moments to say whatever he wants and this is what he's chosen to fucking say. ✓
749 Series 7 7 OLLIE. 48 The most confusing thing 282 Greg Davies 2 Christ Jesus Christ, yes! ✓
750 Series 7 7 OLLIE. 48 The most confusing thing 282 Kerry Godliman 40 fuck I sometimes just don't watch films, like the Matrix, 'cause I can't be fucked to plug it in. ✓
751 Series 7 7 OLLIE. 48 The most confusing thing 282 Greg Davies 2 fuck Gonna write that quote down. "Can't be fucked to plug it in." ✓
752 Series 7 7 OLLIE. 48 The most confusing thing 282 Greg Davies 2 fuck Godliman sums things up again: "Bosh! Can't be fucked!" ✓
753 Series 7 7 OLLIE. 48 The most confusing thing 282 James Acaster 38 fuck Can't be fucked to plug it in. ✓
754 Series 7 7 OLLIE. 48 The most confusing thing 282 Greg Davies 2 prick It's confusing how you're getting away with using this picture and still getting laughs, you prick. ✓
755 Series 7 7 OLLIE. 48 The most confusing thing 282 James Acaster 38 pussy Oh, just open the box, you pussy! ✓
756 Series 7 7 OLLIE. 48 The most confusing thing 282 Greg Davies 2 hell What the hell was that all about? ✓
757 Series 7 7 OLLIE. 48 The most confusing thing 282 Greg Davies 2 pussy I'm sorry, James, and this isn't because you called me a pussy. ✓
758 Series 7 7 OLLIE. 48 Work out what the switch does 283 Greg Davies 2 Christ Jesus Christ! ✓
759 Series 7 7 OLLIE. 48 Work out what the switch does 283 Rhod Gilbert 42 prick I wish that prick was electrocuted in the studio if I flicked that.
760 Series 7 7 OLLIE. 48 Work out what the switch does 283 Rhod Gilbert 42 fuck Take that, you fizzy fuck, now, aren't you?
761 Series 7 7 OLLIE. 48 Work out what the switch does 283 James Acaster 38 fuck
hell
Fucking hell.
762 Series 7 7 OLLIE. 48 Work out what the switch does 283 Greg Davies 2 fuck "Did you enjoy that, Kerry?" "No, I fuckin' didn't." ✓
763 Series 7 7 OLLIE. 48 Change your appearance in a lift 284 Greg Davies 2 fuck
hell
Fuckin' hell. ✓
764 Series 7 7 OLLIE. 48 Change your appearance in a lift 284 Rhod Gilbert 42 tits All you've done is shove a bloody Brillo Pad in your tits. ✓
765 Series 7 7 OLLIE. 48 Change your appearance in a lift 284 Greg Davies 2 tits When Rhod accused you of putting a Brillo Pad on your tits, James Acaster went like this. ✓
766 Series 7 7 OLLIE. 48 Change your appearance in a lift 284 Kerry Godliman 40 tits That was mainly 'cause of the word "tits". ✓
767 Series 7 7 OLLIE. 48 Make the scales read exactly 31.770kg 285 Phil Wang 41 shit Oh, shit!
768 Series 7 7 OLLIE. 48 Make the scales read exactly 31.770kg 285 Phil Wang 41 damn Hot damn! We're in business.
769 Series 7 7 OLLIE. 48 Make the scales read exactly 31.770kg 285 Kerry Godliman 40 shit Oh! Oh! Not so shit, then. ✓
770 Series 7 7 Lotta soup. 49 The worst gift from a relative 288 Phil Wang 41 shit I don't think anyone's gonna have a worse gift than literal shit on the toilet paper. ✓
771 Series 7 7 Lotta soup. 49 Spectacularly deliver the task to Alex 289 Greg Davies 2 shit That was shit... on so many levels. ✓
772 Series 7 7 Lotta soup. 49 Spectacularly deliver the task to Alex 289 Kerry Godliman 40 fuck All right, fuck you. ✓
773 Series 7 7 Lotta soup. 49 Spectacularly deliver the task to Alex 289 Alex Horne 1 hell Bloody hell.
774 Series 7 7 Lotta soup. 49 Spectacularly deliver the task to Alex 289 Greg Davies 2 Christ Jesus Christ! ✓
775 Series 7 7 Lotta soup. 49 Spectacularly deliver the task to Alex 289 Rhod Gilbert 42 shit At the time, I was shitting myself. ✓
776 Series 7 7 Lotta soup. 49 Spectacularly deliver the task to Alex 289 Greg Davies 2 shit My heart was genuinely pounding and yet I'm still thinking about how shit Kerry's was. ✓
777 Series 7 7 Lotta soup. 49 Spectacularly deliver the task to Alex 289 Jessica Knappett 39 fuck I asked for a fucking hot air balloon and they wouldn't give it to me! ✓
778 Series 7 7 Lotta soup. 49 Make the most white circles on the target 290 James Acaster 38 shit That's shit.
779 Series 7 7 Lotta soup. 49 Make the most white circles on the target 290 Greg Davies 2 Christ I mean, Jesus Christ, where do I...? ✓
780 Series 7 7 Lotta soup. 49 Make the most white circles on the target 290 Phil Wang 41 shit Ah, shit! That wasn't too bad!
781 Series 7 7 Lotta soup. 49 Make the most white circles on the target 290 Phil Wang 41 fuck Fuck, look at that!
782 Series 7 7 Lotta soup. 49 Make the most white circles on the target 290 Phil Wang 41 shit Oh, shit. That was okay.
783 Series 7 7 Lotta soup. 49 Make the most white circles on the target 290 Greg Davies 2 hell "Y'all"? What the hell's happened there? ✓
784 Series 7 7 Lotta soup. 49 Make yourselves appear as large or small as possible 292 Greg Davies 2 hell How the hell was it done? ✓
785 Series 7 7 Lotta soup. 49 Place objects on the hanger without it falling 293 Kerry Godliman 40 shit OK, so we're just dangling shit. ✓
786 Series 7 7 Lotta soup. 49 Place objects on the hanger without it falling 293 Greg Davies 2 fuck I'll be watching you like a fucking hawk! ✓
787 Series 7 7 A coquettish fascinator. 50   Greg Davies 2 hell It's gonna be one hell of a night. ✓
788 Series 7 7 A coquettish fascinator. 50 The best key 294 Greg Davies 2 fuck
hell
Oh, fucking hell. ✓
789 Series 7 7 A coquettish fascinator. 50 The best key 294 Greg Davies 2 fuck You think that's going to go up and it's like Bullseye, there's gonna be a fucking camper van up there? ✓
790 Series 7 7 A coquettish fascinator. 50 The best key 294 Greg Davies 2 prick Ya prick. ✓
791 Series 7 7 A coquettish fascinator. 50 The best key 294 Greg Davies 2 prick I'm giving you four points 'cause the pie looks nice, and I can't wait to see this prick eat it. ✓
792 Series 7 7 A coquettish fascinator. 50 The best key 294 Jessica Knappett 39 fuck Yeah, we fucking have! ✓
793 Series 7 7 A coquettish fascinator. 50 Make a portrait of the Taskmaster using your 50 items 296 James Acaster 38 shit Oh, shit! I should've gone for something more varied than this.
794 Series 7 7 A coquettish fascinator. 50 Make a portrait of the Taskmaster using your 50 items 296 Rhod Gilbert 42 shit Arms I forgot. Shit!
795 Series 7 7 A coquettish fascinator. 50 Make a portrait of the Taskmaster using your 50 items 296 Greg Davies 2 hell What the hell's that oblong on my face? ✓
796 Series 7 7 A coquettish fascinator. 50 Make a portrait of the Taskmaster using your 50 items 296 Phil Wang 41 shit That's shit. That's really bad. Please. ✓
797 Series 7 7 A coquettish fascinator. 50 Make a portrait of the Taskmaster using your 50 items 296 Greg Davies 2 Christ But Jesus Christ, if I could give you ten, I would. ✓
798 Series 7 7 A coquettish fascinator. 50 Make a soap opera cliffhanger 297 Greg Davies 2 fuck "Right, I see what we're doin'. Fuck, let's do it. Bosh!" ✓
799 Series 7 7 A coquettish fascinator. 50 Place 10 pairs of glasses into the smallest box 298 James Acaster 38 damn That is a goddamn miracle that I did that.
800 Series 7 7 A coquettish fascinator. 50 Place 10 pairs of glasses into the smallest box 298 James Acaster 38 ass/arse "How do you want me to transport the rest?" I'd go, "Up your ass."
801 Series 7 7 A coquettish fascinator. 50 Place 10 pairs of glasses into the smallest box 298 James Acaster 38 ass/arse "Try not to break 'em. Smallest arse wins."
802 Series 7 7 A coquettish fascinator. 50 Place 10 pairs of glasses into the smallest box 298 Rhod Gilbert 42 dick Such a dick!
803 Series 7 7 A coquettish fascinator. 50 Get your inflatable ring as high as possible 299 Rhod Gilbert 42 fuck No, pass it up, you fucking idiot! ✓
804 Series 7 7 The perfect stuff. 51 The most exciting thing beginning with 'G' 300 Kerry Godliman 40 shit Okay, I see where you're coming from. That it's shit. ✓
805 Series 7 7 The perfect stuff. 51 The most exciting thing beginning with 'G' 300 Greg Davies 2 fuck The glove puppets were my sister's, so fuck you. ✓
806 Series 7 7 The perfect stuff. 51 The most exciting thing beginning with 'G' 300 Rhod Gilbert 42 fuck Well, I think that "fuck you" should be directed at your mother, because she said you'd say that. ✓
807 Series 7 7 The perfect stuff. 51 The most exciting thing beginning with 'G' 300 Greg Davies 2 shit It seems they're just an old pair of glasses and a lot of bullshit. ✓
808 Series 7 7 The perfect stuff. 51 The most exciting thing beginning with 'G' 300 Greg Davies 2 shit These three, absolutely shit. ✓
809 Series 7 7 The perfect stuff. 51 Throw something into the bin behind the fence 301 Phil Wang 41 damn Hot damn! ✓
810 Series 7 7 The perfect stuff. 51 Throw something into the bin behind the fence 301 Jessica Knappett 39 hell Bloody hell. ✓
811 Series 7 7 The perfect stuff. 51 Don’t blink 302 Rhod Gilbert 42 fuck I mean, this is fucking agony.
812 Series 7 7 The perfect stuff. 51 Build an extension to the Taskmaster house 303 Phil Wang 41 fuck He named me foreman and then fucked off. ✓
813 Series 7 7 The perfect stuff. 51 Build an extension to the Taskmaster house 303 James Acaster 38 fuck And then just kind of looked at us like, "What the fuck you gonna do about that?" ✓
814 Series 7 7 The perfect stuff. 51 Build an extension to the Taskmaster house 303 James Acaster 38 shit I didn't know he'd also gone, "Oh, the perfect stuff." And then done that shit! ✓
815 Series 7 7 The perfect stuff. 51 Make the best Christmas cracker 304 Phil Wang 41 shit Holy shit! ✓
816 Series 7 7 The perfect stuff. 51 Beat on the drum after exactly 9.58 seconds 305 Greg Davies 2 shit Shit. ✓
817 Series 7 7 Mother honks her horn. 52 The creepiest thing 306 Greg Davies 2 Christ Jesus Christ! ✓

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CREATE TABLE profanity (
   id      INTEGER PRIMARY KEY,
   series  INTEGER REFERENCES series(id),
   episode INTEGER REFERENCES episodes(id),
   task    INTEGER REFERENCES tasks(id),
   speaker INTEGER REFERENCES people(id),
   roots   TEXT,
   quote   TEXT,
   studio  INTEGER
);
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