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512 Series 6 6 The old soft curved padlock. 35 The best liquid 206 Greg Davies 2 fuck And let's get this on record now, [teachers] know fuck-all. ✓
513 Series 6 6 The old soft curved padlock. 35 The best liquid 206 Greg Davies 2 shit Hey, tough shit. I'm the Taskmaster. ✓
514 Series 6 6 The old soft curved padlock. 35 Perform the best wheelbarrow stunt 207 Russell Howard 36 shit And I have to be... Oh, shit.
515 Series 6 6 The old soft curved padlock. 35 Perform the best wheelbarrow stunt 207 Asim Chaudhry 34 shit It looks shit, even in slow motion! ✓
516 Series 6 6 The old soft curved padlock. 35 Perform the best wheelbarrow stunt 207 Greg Davies 2 shit Oh, it's shit. ✓
517 Series 6 6 The old soft curved padlock. 35 Perform the best wheelbarrow stunt 207 Russell Howard 36 dick Come on, mate. You're making us look like dickheads!
518 Series 6 6 The old soft curved padlock. 35 Perform the best wheelbarrow stunt 207 Russell Howard 36 fuck Good fucking Lord.
519 Series 6 6 The old soft curved padlock. 35 Perform the best wheelbarrow stunt 207 Russell Howard 36 fuck Dangerous, sexy. The fuckin' lot, that.
520 Series 6 6 The old soft curved padlock. 35 Perform the best wheelbarrow stunt 207 Greg Davies 2 shit We established a baseline with yours. It was shit, right? ✓
521 Series 6 6 The old soft curved padlock. 35 Perform the best wheelbarrow stunt 207 Greg Davies 2 shit Or did he come back round, 'cause it was so shit that he actually... ✓
522 Series 6 6 The old soft curved padlock. 35 Perform the best wheelbarrow stunt 207 Russell Howard 36 shit Shit! ✓
523 Series 6 6 The old soft curved padlock. 35 Make the tallest lemon tower 208 Asim Chaudhry 34 shit You don't mean, like, Psycho kind of... Hitchcock shit.
524 Series 6 6 The old soft curved padlock. 35 Make the tallest lemon tower 208 Alex Horne 1 ass/arse We've grouped the two younger men together, Russ and Ass. ✓
525 Series 6 6 The old soft curved padlock. 35 Make the tallest lemon tower 208 Asim Chaudhry 34 ass/arse No, Ass is cool, but only my mates call me that. ✓
526 Series 6 6 The old soft curved padlock. 35 Make the tallest lemon tower 208 Asim Chaudhry 34 ass/arse We're mates, but not on a Ass level yet. ✓
527 Series 6 6 The old soft curved padlock. 35 Make the tallest lemon tower 208 Russell Howard 36 piss
fuck
Everything's piss-poor. Let's not fuck around.
528 Series 6 6 The old soft curved padlock. 35 Make the tallest lemon tower 208 Russell Howard 36 shit Shit.
529 Series 6 6 The old soft curved padlock. 35 Make the tallest lemon tower 208 Russell Howard 36 fuck Yeah, fine. Blood and fucking acid. Ugh.
530 Series 6 6 The old soft curved padlock. 35 Make the tallest lemon tower 208 Asim Chaudhry 34 shit Shit, ouch.
531 Series 6 6 The old soft curved padlock. 35 Make the tallest lemon tower 208 Russell Howard 36 fuck Ugh, it stings and fucking hurts.
532 Series 6 6 The old soft curved padlock. 35 Make the tallest lemon tower 208 Asim Chaudhry 34 fuck So... that's why I fucked it up. I'm a lemon. ✓
533 Series 6 6 The old soft curved padlock. 35 Make the tallest lemon tower 208 Greg Davies 2 Christ Jesus Christ, no. ✓
534 Series 6 6 The old soft curved padlock. 35 Make the tallest lemon tower 208 Liza Tarbuck 35 ass/arse Couldn't be arsed. ✓
535 Series 6 6 The old soft curved padlock. 35 Sort the objects by size using your feet 210 Russell Howard 36 fuck Fuck it, fine, I'm taking them off too. ✓
536 Series 6 6 The old soft curved padlock. 35 Sort the objects by size using your feet 210 Asim Chaudhry 34 shit Oh, shit! ✓
537 Series 6 6 The old soft curved padlock. 35 Sort the objects by size using your feet 210 Russell Howard 36 shit Oh, ah, shit! ✓
538 Series 6 6 The old soft curved padlock. 35 Sort the objects by size using your feet 210 Alice Levine 33 shit Shit. ✓
539 Series 6 6 Tarpeters. 36 The best non-living hairy thing 212 Asim Chaudhry 34 ass/arse What's that up my arsehole? ✓
540 Series 6 6 Tarpeters. 36 The best non-living hairy thing 212 Asim Chaudhry 34 fuck Oh, for fuck's sake. ✓
541 Series 6 6 Tarpeters. 36 Get the highest darts score 213 Asim Chaudhry 34 shit Shit at darts.
542 Series 6 6 Tarpeters. 36 Get the highest darts score 213 Asim Chaudhry 34 fuck Ah, fuck.
543 Series 6 6 Tarpeters. 36 Get the highest darts score 213 Asim Chaudhry 34 fuck Four. Fuck.
544 Series 6 6 Tarpeters. 36 Get the highest darts score 213 Asim Chaudhry 34 fuck Ugh, fuck.
545 Series 6 6 Tarpeters. 36 Get the highest darts score 213 Asim Chaudhry 34 shit Sixteen. That's shit.
546 Series 6 6 Tarpeters. 36 Get the highest darts score 213 Greg Davies 2 fuck And then a ten, and "Fuck!" ✓
547 Series 6 6 Tarpeters. 36 Get the highest darts score 213 Russell Howard 36 fuck Fuckin' in for a penny.
548 Series 6 6 Tarpeters. 36 Take the wind-up man on an adventure 216 Greg Davies 2 shit Liza kicked the shit out of hers. ✓
549 Series 6 6 Tarpeters. 36 Take the wind-up man on an adventure 216 Asim Chaudhry 34 shit He died alone in a bag, you smashed the shit out of him, you brainwashed him in some cult, and you lynched him. ✓
550 Series 6 6 Tarpeters. 36 Take the wind-up man on an adventure 216 Greg Davies 2 shit Let's have a look at Asim's, and if it's shit... ✓
551 Series 6 6 Tarpeters. 36 Take the wind-up man on an adventure 216 Greg Davies 2 hell Woo-hoo! There's gonna be hell to pay. ✓
552 Series 6 6 Tarpeters. 36 Take the wind-up man on an adventure 216 Asim Chaudhry 34 fuck
shit
Fucking... loads of dangerous shit!
553 Series 6 6 Tarpeters. 36 Take the wind-up man on an adventure 216 Greg Davies 2 shit And you're taking directing to a new level as well, by adding "and shit" after everything. ✓
554 Series 6 6 Tarpeters. 36 Take the wind-up man on an adventure 216 Asim Chaudhry 34 shit I just try my best and shit. ✓
555 Series 6 6 Tarpeters. 36 Take the wind-up man on an adventure 216 Greg Davies 2 shit I love the idea of Spielberg pitching E.T.: "Oh, he's got a long finger and shit." ✓
556 Series 6 6 Tarpeters. 36 Conceal grapes in your mouth or hand 217 Asim Chaudhry 34 fuck Fuck's sake. ✓
557 Series 6 6 One warm prawn. 37 The most magnificent day trip 218 Greg Davies 2 piss Because instead of water, they use piss, right? ✓
558 Series 6 6 One warm prawn. 37 The most magnificent day trip 218 Asim Chaudhry 34 shit My thing is basically I like to go to, like, museums and shit. ✓
559 Series 6 6 One warm prawn. 37 The most magnificent day trip 218 Asim Chaudhry 34 shit And I just took pictures of me doing stupid shit around museums. ✓
560 Series 6 6 One warm prawn. 37 The most magnificent day trip 218 Greg Davies 2 fuck And you've tried to frill it up by offering "fucking about in museums." ✓
561 Series 6 6 One warm prawn. 37 Write a grown-up bedtime story 219 Alice Levine 33 ass/arse "Asshole."
562 Series 6 6 One warm prawn. 37 Write a grown-up bedtime story 219 Alice Levine 33 cock "Cocknose."
563 Series 6 6 One warm prawn. 37 Write a grown-up bedtime story 219 Alice Levine 33 dick "Dickweed."
564 Series 6 6 One warm prawn. 37 Write a grown-up bedtime story 219 Alice Levine 33 shit "Erection, fanny, gobshite."
565 Series 6 6 One warm prawn. 37 Write a grown-up bedtime story 219 Alice Levine 33 ass/arse "Lameass."
566 Series 6 6 One warm prawn. 37 Write a grown-up bedtime story 219 Alice Levine 33 piss "Piss."
567 Series 6 6 One warm prawn. 37 Write a grown-up bedtime story 219 Alice Levine 33 shit
twat
"Shitbag, twat, underwear."
568 Series 6 6 One warm prawn. 37 Write a grown-up bedtime story 219 Alice Levine 33 wank "Wanker, X-rated, yanking."
569 Series 6 6 One warm prawn. 37 Write a grown-up bedtime story 219 Asim Chaudhry 34 shit It's called "Upset Tummy, aka The Shits", based on real events.
570 Series 6 6 One warm prawn. 37 Write a grown-up bedtime story 219 Asim Chaudhry 34 shit "Vomiting, shitting, from every orifice."
571 Series 6 6 One warm prawn. 37 Write a grown-up bedtime story 219 Greg Davies 2 shit I believe I'm correct in saying that on that day you did actually have the shits. ✓
572 Series 6 6 One warm prawn. 37 Write a grown-up bedtime story 219 Asim Chaudhry 34 shit I had, yeah. Literally, I had the shits, and I thought, "you know, they say write about what you know". ✓
573 Series 6 6 One warm prawn. 37 Write a grown-up bedtime story 219 Asim Chaudhry 34 shit I knew that I had the shits. ✓
574 Series 6 6 One warm prawn. 37 Write a grown-up bedtime story 219 Asim Chaudhry 34 shit Well, you know, I used to rap and shit, so... ✓
575 Series 6 6 One warm prawn. 37 Write a grown-up bedtime story 219 Asim Chaudhry 34 fuck
hell
I nearly shat myself again then. Fucking hell. ✓
576 Series 6 6 One warm prawn. 37 Write a grown-up bedtime story 219 Russell Howard 36 fuck "'Fuck off!' roared Alex, grabbing the axe."
577 Series 6 6 One warm prawn. 37 Write a grown-up bedtime story 219 Greg Davies 2 hell I don't know what the hell's going on. ✓
578 Series 6 6 One warm prawn. 37 Make something spin for the longest 220 Asim Chaudhry 34 shit Oh, that's shit.
579 Series 6 6 One warm prawn. 37 Make something spin for the longest 220 Asim Chaudhry 34 fuck How the fuck did that happen?
580 Series 6 6 One warm prawn. 37 Make something spin for the longest 220 Asim Chaudhry 34 fuck Cheers. Ugh, fucking brakes.
581 Series 6 6 One warm prawn. 37 Make something spin for the longest 220 Asim Chaudhry 34 fuck I was fucking knackered after that. ✓
582 Series 6 6 One warm prawn. 37 Make something spin for the longest 220 Asim Chaudhry 34 fuck This is the weirdest fucking family portrait you will ever see in your life. ✓
583 Series 6 6 One warm prawn. 37 Make something spin for the longest 220 Greg Davies 2 bugger An then you buggered a toy lizard... with a drill. ✓
584 Series 6 6 One warm prawn. 37 Make something spin for the longest 220 Russell Howard 36 fuck Oh, for fuck's sake.
585 Series 6 6 One warm prawn. 37 Make something spin for the longest 220 Russell Howard 36 bollock Bollocks! I thought I'd absolutely smashed that.
586 Series 6 6 One warm prawn. 37 Make something spin for the longest 220 Russell Howard 36 shit Piece of shit.
587 Series 6 6 One warm prawn. 37 Make something spin for the longest 220 Greg Davies 2 fuck Can't beat a genuine and heartfelt "for fuck's sake." ✓
588 Series 6 6 One warm prawn. 37 Identify the baby food flavours 221 Russell Howard 36 shit No wonder they're always crying, look at this shit they're fed.
589 Series 6 6 One warm prawn. 37 Identify the baby food flavours 221 Russell Howard 36 fuck To provide something fucking hideous.
590 Series 6 6 One warm prawn. 37 Identify the baby food flavours 221 Russell Howard 36 fuck Fuck!
591 Series 6 6 One warm prawn. 37 Identify the baby food flavours 221 Greg Davies 2 shit I don't think this is unfair to say that Asim has been consistently shit. ✓
592 Series 6 6 One warm prawn. 37 Catch the most socks 222 Russell Howard 36 bitch Son of a bitch! ✓
593 Series 6 6 One warm prawn. 37 Catch the most socks 222 Asim Chaudhry 34 fuck Oh, fuck off. ✓
594 Series 6 6 One warm prawn. 37 Catch the most socks 222 Greg Davies 2 Christ Jesus Christ, it's like you wanted to lose today. ✓
595 Series 6 6 BMXing! 38   Greg Davies 2 hell The hell is this? ✓
596 Series 6 6 BMXing! 38   Greg Davies 2 fuck No, fuck you! ✓
597 Series 6 6 BMXing! 38   Alex Horne 1 shit I don't give a shit, just make it silver! ✓
598 Series 6 6 BMXing! 38 The most thought-provoking thing 223 Asim Chaudhry 34 shit Some ghost shit. ✓
599 Series 6 6 BMXing! 38 Do something manly with a cardboard box 224 Asim Chaudhry 34 shit I mean, the manliest thing I can think of is just, like, beating the shit out of it.
600 Series 6 6 BMXing! 38 Do something manly with a cardboard box 224 Greg Davies 2 hell Hell of a start. ✓
601 Series 6 6 BMXing! 38 Do something manly with a cardboard box 224 Asim Chaudhry 34 piss But when I talk about my feelings, everyone just takes the piss.
602 Series 6 6 BMXing! 38 Do something manly with a cardboard box 224 Asim Chaudhry 34 fuck
fuck
So I thought I'd fuckin' do a robot, right? Fuckin', you know what I mean? ✓
603 Series 6 6 BMXing! 38 Do something manly with a cardboard box 224 Russell Howard 36 fuck What the fffuck!
604 Series 6 6 BMXing! 38 Do something manly with a cardboard box 224 Russell Howard 36 fuck Till, of course, she FUCKS YOUR BROTHER!
605 Series 6 6 BMXing! 38 Remove the banknote from under the glass 228 Russell Howard 36 Christ Christ.
606 Series 6 6 BMXing! 38 Remove the banknote from under the glass 228 Tim Vine 37 hell Look, I don't know what the hell that is, but this is not me touching the pint glass.
607 Series 6 6 BMXing! 38 Remove the banknote from under the glass 228 Asim Chaudhry 34 fuck I don't know. I was just fucking winging it, wasn't I? ✓
608 Series 6 6 BMXing! 38 Shake hands with the Taskmaster without revealing your identity 229 Asim Chaudhry 34 fuck Oh, for fuck's sake. ✓
609 Series 6 6 H. 39 The sturdiest thing 230 Greg Davies 2 fuck I'd probably fuck it up. ✓
610 Series 6 6 H. 39 The sturdiest thing 230 Greg Davies 2 Christ Jesus Christ. ✓
611 Series 6 6 H. 39 Work out the length of a piece of string 231 Asim Chaudhry 34 hell Bloody hell.

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CREATE TABLE profanity (
   id      INTEGER PRIMARY KEY,
   series  INTEGER REFERENCES series(id),
   episode INTEGER REFERENCES episodes(id),
   task    INTEGER REFERENCES tasks(id),
   speaker INTEGER REFERENCES people(id),
   roots   TEXT,
   quote   TEXT,
   studio  INTEGER
);
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