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350 Series 5 5 Dignity intact. 25 The most excellent noise 146 Greg Davies 2 shit Shit. ✓
351 Series 5 5 Dignity intact. 25 The most excellent noise 146 Greg Davies 2 prick Right, let's smoke these pricks out. ✓
352 Series 5 5 Dignity intact. 25 Give Alex a special cuddle 147 Aisling Bea 23 wank You're like, "I'm gonna have to wank this guy off." ✓
353 Series 5 5 Dignity intact. 25 Give Alex a special cuddle 147 Greg Davies 2 hell Hell of an opener! ✓
354 Series 5 5 Dignity intact. 25 Give Alex a special cuddle 147 Bob Mortimer 24 ass/arse Can you turn your arse towards me?
355 Series 5 5 Dignity intact. 25 Get Alex to dry land 148 Aisling Bea 23 Christ I mean, don't avert your eyes like you're disgusted. Jesus Christ!
356 Series 5 5 Dignity intact. 25 Get Alex to dry land 148 Aisling Bea 23 shit Well, I didn't shit myself, Sally. ✓
357 Series 5 5 Dignity intact. 25 Get Alex to dry land 148 Bob Mortimer 24 shit Didn't have a shit. ✓
358 Series 5 5 Dignity intact. 25 Score a basket without your hands 149 Aisling Bea 23 shit Shite.
359 Series 5 5 Dignity intact. 25 Get some fruit into the bowl 150 Nish Kumar 26 piss
shit
Piss and shit! ✓
360 Series 5 5 Dignity intact. 25 Get some fruit into the bowl 150 Aisling Bea 23 prick Oh, you prick! ✓
361 Series 5 5 Dignity intact. 25 Get some fruit into the bowl 150 Greg Davies 2 fuck And we've learnt that Mark Watson looks like a fucking heron. ✓
362 Series 5 5 The leprechaun or the lesbian. 26 The hippest headwear 151 Greg Davies 2 Christ Jesus Christ! ✓
363 Series 5 5 The leprechaun or the lesbian. 26 Make a coconut-flinging machine 152 Nish Kumar 26 shit
piss
Shitting piss!
364 Series 5 5 The leprechaun or the lesbian. 26 Make a coconut-flinging machine 152 Aisling Bea 23 damn Damn it! ✓
365 Series 5 5 The leprechaun or the lesbian. 26 Paint a rainbow in the dark 153 Bob Mortimer 24 fuck And she said it had never needed painting since, 'cause it fuckin' burnt down.
366 Series 5 5 The leprechaun or the lesbian. 26 Paint a rainbow in the dark 153 Bob Mortimer 24 shit Shit, it's thick!
367 Series 5 5 The leprechaun or the lesbian. 26 Paint a rainbow in the dark 153 Greg Davies 2 shit And my favourite quote of the show so far: "Shit, it's thick!" ✓
368 Series 5 5 The leprechaun or the lesbian. 26 Paint a rainbow in the dark 153 Greg Davies 2 shit I think there's a bigger issue for us to discuss and that's the fact that the leprechaun appears to be smeared in its own shit. ✓
369 Series 5 5 The leprechaun or the lesbian. 26 Paint a rainbow in the dark 153 Nish Kumar 26 shit
piss
Oh, shit and piss!
370 Series 5 5 The leprechaun or the lesbian. 26 Paint a rainbow in the dark 153 Greg Davies 2 shit Absolute horse shit. ✓
371 Series 5 5 The leprechaun or the lesbian. 26 Paint a rainbow in the dark 153 Greg Davies 2 Christ Jesus Christ! Rainbows have only got one physical characteristic. ✓
372 Series 5 5 The leprechaun or the lesbian. 26 Paint a rainbow in the dark 153 Greg Davies 2 shit But I can't prove that leprechauns don't smear shit everywhere. ✓
373 Series 5 5 The leprechaun or the lesbian. 26 Slice bread using something from the caravan 154 Nish Kumar 26 damn Damn it!
374 Series 5 5 The leprechaun or the lesbian. 26 Slice bread using something from the caravan 154 Nish Kumar 26 shit
piss
Oh, shit and piss!
375 Series 5 5 The leprechaun or the lesbian. 26 Slice bread using something from the caravan 154 Nish Kumar 26 fuck When you got that grill out, I was like, "This guy's a fuckin' genius." ✓
376 Series 5 5 The leprechaun or the lesbian. 26 Create the greatest splat 155 Bob Mortimer 24 piss All green apart from one that's yellow, and that's the piss bomb.
377 Series 5 5 The leprechaun or the lesbian. 26 Create the greatest splat 155 Greg Davies 2 piss Interesting suggestion, have one balloon full of piss? ✓
378 Series 5 5 The leprechaun or the lesbian. 26 Create the greatest splat 155 Sally Phillips 27 piss We agreed that Bob was going to gently piss a tiny bit into a balloon. ✓
379 Series 5 5 The leprechaun or the lesbian. 26 Create the greatest splat 155 Sally Phillips 27 piss That's the one with piss in it!
380 Series 5 5 The leprechaun or the lesbian. 26 Create the greatest splat 155 Aisling Bea 23 piss That's the one of piss!
381 Series 5 5 The leprechaun or the lesbian. 26 Create the greatest splat 155 Greg Davies 2 piss Presumably, from a piss-drenched woman. ✓
382 Series 5 5 The leprechaun or the lesbian. 26 Create the greatest splat 155 Mark Watson 25 fuck
hell
Fuckin' hell. Mate!
383 Series 5 5 The leprechaun or the lesbian. 26 Create the greatest splat 155 Greg Davies 2 piss And, you know, Sally took a faceful of piss for the show. ✓
384 Series 5 5 The leprechaun or the lesbian. 26 Paint your own canvas 156 Nish Kumar 26 shit Oh, shit! ✓
385 Series 5 5 The leprechaun or the lesbian. 26 Paint your own canvas 156 Greg Davies 2 shit There was doubt in my mind 'cause, well, his painting's shit. ✓
386 Series 5 5 Phoenix. 27 Retrieve the table tennis ball from the tube 158 Nish Kumar 26 dick A big old robot dick.
387 Series 5 5 Phoenix. 27 Retrieve the table tennis ball from the tube 158 Greg Davies 2 dick From big old robot dicks to the rules. ✓
388 Series 5 5 Phoenix. 27 Retrieve the table tennis ball from the tube 158 Greg Davies 2 piss So, in summary, Aisling entered the room, she got pissed... and turned the tube upside-down. ✓
389 Series 5 5 Phoenix. 27 Retrieve the table tennis ball from the tube 158 Greg Davies 2 prick Yeah, let's see these pricks. ✓
390 Series 5 5 Phoenix. 27 Retrieve the table tennis ball from the tube 158 Mark Watson 25 Christ Ah, Christ on toast.
391 Series 5 5 Phoenix. 27 Retrieve the table tennis ball from the tube 158 Nish Kumar 26 shit Is there clingfilm? Holy shit!
392 Series 5 5 Phoenix. 27 Retrieve the table tennis ball from the tube 158 Mark Watson 25 Christ I mean, that must be enough, surely to Christ.
393 Series 5 5 Phoenix. 27 Retrieve the table tennis ball from the tube 158 Bob Mortimer 24 fuck Ooh, fuck off!
394 Series 5 5 Phoenix. 27 Retrieve the table tennis ball from the tube 158 Bob Mortimer 24 shit That's a shitty moment, for me, wasn't it?
395 Series 5 5 Phoenix. 27 Retrieve the table tennis ball from the tube 158 Greg Davies 2 hell It was a hell of a performance, Bob. ✓
396 Series 5 5 Phoenix. 27 Retrieve the table tennis ball from the tube 158 Greg Davies 2 hell But was it a hell of a performance timing-wise? ✓
397 Series 5 5 Phoenix. 27 Retrieve the table tennis ball from the tube 158 Greg Davies 2 fuck Fuckin'...! ✓
398 Series 5 5 Phoenix. 27 Make a coconut businessman 159 Bob Mortimer 24 fuck And I'm a fucking businessman!
399 Series 5 5 Phoenix. 27 Eat one item, balance one item, throw one item 160 Greg Davies 2 fuck Brilliant throwing, too fucked to get on a table. ✓
400 Series 5 5 Phoenix. 27 Word table tennis 161 Nish Kumar 26 shit Oh, shit! ✓
401 Series 5 5 Residue around the hoof. 28 The most extraordinary souvenir 162 Greg Davies 2 fuck "We're not gonna play another gig." Why not fucking grow up? ✓
402 Series 5 5 Residue around the hoof. 28 The most extraordinary souvenir 162 Greg Davies 2 shit Shit! ✓
403 Series 5 5 Residue around the hoof. 28 The most extraordinary souvenir 162 Bob Mortimer 24 fuck If you get that, you got the big fucker. ✓
404 Series 5 5 Residue around the hoof. 28 Make marmite 163 Nish Kumar 26 shit How much would you give me to take a shit in this right now?
405 Series 5 5 Residue around the hoof. 28 Make marmite 163 Sally Phillips 27 piss I'll just get him pissed. What about absinthe?
406 Series 5 5 Residue around the hoof. 28 Make marmite 163 Bob Mortimer 24 shit Shit!
407 Series 5 5 Residue around the hoof. 28 Make marmite 163 Mark Watson 25 shit And you know that because of the surprise in Alex's eyes that it wasn't total shit. ✓
408 Series 5 5 Residue around the hoof. 28 Make marmite 163 Bob Mortimer 24 fuck Ooh, fuck! ✓
409 Series 5 5 Residue around the hoof. 28 Make marmite 163 Greg Davies 2 fuck [Alex] told me behind your back that it tasted, and I quote, "fuck-all like Marmite". ✓
410 Series 5 5 Residue around the hoof. 28 Do something remarkable synchronised 164 Bob Mortimer 24 fuck
shit
I was fuckin' shit.
411 Series 5 5 Residue around the hoof. 28 Spot the difference 166 Greg Davies 2 fuck Absolutely fuck-all. ✓
412 Series 5 5 Residue around the hoof. 28 Greg says... 168 Aisling Bea 23 hell What the hell is that? ✓
413 Series 5 5 A wind-dried puffin. 29 The most high-octane item 170 Greg Davies 2 fuck The last thing I said as I left that gig was, "Who loses fucking trousers?" ✓
414 Series 5 5 A wind-dried puffin. 29 The most high-octane item 170 Greg Davies 2 fuck Mark I'm gonna put in last place because, uh, he stole my fucking trousers. ✓
415 Series 5 5 A wind-dried puffin. 29 Put the largest thing inside a balloon 171 Nish Kumar 26 shit Come on, you stony shit!
416 Series 5 5 A wind-dried puffin. 29 Create a remarkable water cooler moment 172 Greg Davies 2 Christ I mean, Jesus Christ, it's incredible, isn't it? ✓
417 Series 5 5 A wind-dried puffin. 29 Create a remarkable water cooler moment 172 Bob Mortimer 24 shit Shit! Really?! ✓
418 Series 5 5 A wind-dried puffin. 29 Create a remarkable water cooler moment 172 Greg Davies 2 fuck You water cooler moment was, well, it was fucking a water cooler, wasn't it? ✓
419 Series 5 5 A wind-dried puffin. 29 Create a remarkable water cooler moment 172 Greg Davies 2 shit In slow motion, that's one of the shittest things I've ever seen. ✓
420 Series 5 5 A wind-dried puffin. 29 Create a remarkable water cooler moment 172 Greg Davies 2 shit You know, that was so shit that I think people will be talking about it. ✓
421 Series 5 5 A wind-dried puffin. 29 Create a remarkable water cooler moment 172 Greg Davies 2 shit So Kumar, through his own shitness, has come second for the first time. ✓
422 Series 5 5 A wind-dried puffin. 29 Text the Taskmaster every day 173 Greg Davies 2 dick And yet page 12, "I have a big dick." ✓
423 Series 5 5 A wind-dried puffin. 29 Text the Taskmaster every day 173 Greg Davies 2 ass/arse You can kiss my ass, all of you. ✓
424 Series 5 5 A wind-dried puffin. 29 Build a can tower & greet Alex from different countries 174 Aisling Bea 23 fuck We kept going for so fucking long! ✓
425 Series 5 5 A wind-dried puffin. 29 Build a can tower & greet Alex from different countries 174 Nish Kumar 26 piss
shit
Piss and shit!
426 Series 5 5 A wind-dried puffin. 29 Build a can tower & greet Alex from different countries 174 Nish Kumar 26 fuck The fuck?! ✓
427 Series 5 5 A wind-dried puffin. 29 Build a can tower & greet Alex from different countries 174 Sally Phillips 27 bugger Oh, you... buggers.
428 Series 5 5 A wind-dried puffin. 29 Identify the Finns 175 Mark Watson 25 fuck Four and five, but who knows what the fucking truth is? ✓
429 Series 5 5 Spoony Neeson. 30 The best home-made item 176 Greg Davies 2 shit Considering I don't give a shit about the pig... ✓
430 Series 5 5 Spoony Neeson. 30 Balance Alex on a see-saw 177 Greg Davies 2 Christ Jesus Christ. We're not your friend. ✓
431 Series 5 5 Spoony Neeson. 30 Record the most incredible PoV footage 178 Aisling Bea 23 fuck Ow! Oh, fuck!
432 Series 5 5 Spoony Neeson. 30 Record the most incredible PoV footage 178 Mark Watson 25 prick You do feel sort of a bit of a prick, yeah. ✓
433 Series 5 5 Spoony Neeson. 30 The golden pineapple portfolio 179 Aisling Bea 23 fuck So I posted the fucking pineapple... to Ireland... to my mother. ✓
434 Series 5 5 Spoony Neeson. 30 Light a candle using a cupcake 180 Greg Davies 2 fuck I sort of admire that you thought, "Fuck it, I'm gonna run at the door, let's see what happens." ✓
435 Series 5 5 Spoony Neeson. 30 Light a candle using a cupcake 180 Nish Kumar 26 fuck Oh, you bubbly fuck!
436 Series 5 5 Spoony Neeson. 30 Light a candle using a cupcake 180 Nish Kumar 26 fuck The candle went out 'cause I said "bubbly fuck".
437 Series 5 5 Spoony Neeson. 30 Light a candle using a cupcake 180 Alex Horne 1 fuck It was literally "bubbly fuck" that put the candle out, it's amazing. ✓
438 Series 5 5 Spoony Neeson. 30 Light a candle using a cupcake 180 Greg Davies 2 fuck That's such a spectacular way to bow out, "bubbly fuck". ✓
439 Series 5 5 Spoony Neeson. 30 Light a candle using a cupcake 180 Greg Davies 2 fuck Old "bubbly fuck", I'm tempted to give you more than two points, but I'm not going to. ✓
440 Series 5 5 Spoony Neeson. 30 Make yourself monotone 181 Bob Mortimer 24 fuck Fuck that. ✓
441 Series 5 5 Spoony Neeson. 30 Make yourself monotone 181 Nish Kumar 26 shit
piss
Oh, shit and piss! ✓
442 Series 5 5 Boing boing. 31 Travel blindfolded for three minutes and retrace your steps 184 Aisling Bea 23 shit Why have you brought me to this bloody shithole?
443 Series 5 5 Boing boing. 31 Travel blindfolded for three minutes and retrace your steps 184 Bob Mortimer 24 fuck Oh, fucking...
444 Series 5 5 Boing boing. 31 Travel blindfolded for three minutes and retrace your steps 184 Bob Mortimer 24 fuck Oh, fuck. I never got through there.
445 Series 5 5 Boing boing. 31 Travel blindfolded for three minutes and retrace your steps 184 Sally Phillips 27 shit Right at the end, I went, "Shit, I should have used this as a compass!" ✓
446 Series 5 5 Boing boing. 31 Coconut bobsleigh 185 Nish Kumar 26 shit Oh, shit!
447 Series 5 5 Boing boing. 31 Coconut bobsleigh 185 Greg Davies 2 shit And Nish went, "Oh, shit!" ✓
448 Series 5 5 Boing boing. 31 Coconut bobsleigh 185 Greg Davies 2 shit That was some pretty powerful motivational shit you were shouting there. ✓
449 Series 5 5 Boing boing. 31 Coconut bobsleigh 185 Bob Mortimer 24 shit Oh, they are heavy. Shit!

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CREATE TABLE profanity (
   id      INTEGER PRIMARY KEY,
   series  INTEGER REFERENCES series(id),
   episode INTEGER REFERENCES episodes(id),
   task    INTEGER REFERENCES tasks(id),
   speaker INTEGER REFERENCES people(id),
   roots   TEXT,
   quote   TEXT,
   studio  INTEGER
);
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