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260 Series 4 4 A fat bald white man. 17 The most interesting vegetable autograph 94 Joe Lycett 19 fuck I'm not gonna bother, then. Fuck charity! ✓
261 Series 4 4 A fat bald white man. 17 Beautifully destroy a cake 95 Greg Davies 2 shit It was like someone choreographing a ballet and then coming out onto the stage afterwards and having a shit. ✓
262 Series 4 4 A fat bald white man. 17 Beautifully destroy a cake 95 Greg Davies 2 fuck That is drawing a line under your Bake Off career. "You want me to destroy a cake? Fuck you, cake. I'm off." ✓
263 Series 4 4 A fat bald white man. 17 Beautifully destroy a cake 95 Greg Davies 2 shit Hashtag tough shit! ✓
264 Series 4 4 A fat bald white man. 17 Draw a blind portrait 96 Greg Davies 2 fuck I don't need to judge who's fucking last! ✓
265 Series 4 4 A fat bald white man. 17 Fell all the ducks 97 Joe Lycett 19 fuck Ah! Fuck.
266 Series 4 4 A fat bald white man. 17 Fell all the ducks 97 Noel Fielding 22 bugger How am I gonna make these buggers fell?
267 Series 4 4 A fat bald white man. 17 Make the most fruit juice 98 Greg Davies 2 fuck I did not in my wildest fantasies think antone else would choose fucking tweezers! ✓
268 Series 4 4 Look at me. 18 The most boastful item 99 Noel Fielding 22 shit It's all gone to shit since then. ✓
269 Series 4 4 Look at me. 18 The most boastful item 99 Greg Davies 2 fuck You shut your fucking mouths! I will put him last! I mean that. ✓
270 Series 4 4 Look at me. 18 Keep the basketball on the treadmill 100 Joe Lycett 19 fuck Fuck off.
271 Series 4 4 Look at me. 18 Paint a portrait of the Taskmaster without touching the red mat 101 Greg Davies 2 fuck Lolly, your system was absolute fucking madness. ✓
272 Series 4 4 Look at me. 18 Get the flour onto the target 102 Lolly Adefope 20 hell What the hell is going on?
273 Series 4 4 Look at me. 18 Get the flour onto the target 102 Mel Giedroyc 21 hell Bloody hell, this is tricky, isn't it?
274 Series 4 4 Look at me. 18 Get the flour onto the target 102 Hugh Dennis 18 fuck What fucking nonsense.
275 Series 4 4 Look at me. 18 Get the flour onto the target 102 Mel Giedroyc 21 bollock Then it would've‒aw, bollocks!
276 Series 4 4 Look at me. 18 Get the flour onto the target 102 Greg Davies 2 fuck And then in the end, fuck it, fill a funnel full. ✓
277 Series 4 4 Look at me. 18 Make the longest balloon chain 104 Greg Davies 2 Christ Jesus Christ! ✓
278 Series 4 4 Hollowing out a baguette. 19 The best subscription 105 Greg Davies 2 fuck Get off the fucking bus! ✓
279 Series 4 4 Hollowing out a baguette. 19 The best subscription 105 Hugh Dennis 18 shit I have [heard of the sky], but in Britain the sky is generally really shit. ✓
280 Series 4 4 Hollowing out a baguette. 19 The best subscription 105 Greg Davies 2 shit Yeah, all shit. ✓
281 Series 4 4 Hollowing out a baguette. 19 Camouflage yourself 106 Hugh Dennis 18 fuck There are no clouds and that is the whole fucking point! ✓
282 Series 4 4 Hollowing out a baguette. 19 Make a Taskmaster movie trailer 107 Noel Fielding 22 shit One hour. Oh, shit.
283 Series 4 4 Hollowing out a baguette. 19 Make a Taskmaster movie trailer 107 Joe Lycett 19 bitch "And tiny bitch-puppet, Alex Horne."
284 Series 4 4 Hollowing out a baguette. 19 Persuade three animals to stand on the mat 108 Joe Lycett 19 prick I was scared of the one that barked at me when I left. He was a prick. ✓
285 Series 4 4 Hollowing out a baguette. 19 Persuade three animals to stand on the mat 108 Greg Davies 2 prick Some dogs are pricks. ✓
286 Series 4 4 Hollowing out a baguette. 19 Persuade three animals to stand on the mat 108 Joe Lycett 19 prick Oh, we're friends now, aren't we, you prick?
287 Series 4 4 Hollowing out a baguette. 19 Persuade three animals to stand on the mat 108 Greg Davies 2 Christ Jesus Christ! ✓
288 Series 4 4 Hollowing out a baguette. 19 Persuade three animals to stand on the mat 108 Greg Davies 2 prick
prick
It's not fair. I mean, that dog was a prick, Joe was right. But chickens, across the board, are pricks. ✓
289 Series 4 4 Hollowing out a baguette. 19 Transfer water from one fishbowl to another 109 Noel Fielding 22 hell What the hell's going on?
290 Series 4 4 Hollowing out a baguette. 19 Transfer water from one fishbowl to another 109 Greg Davies 2 fuck It's not point-worthy, so... fuckin' leave it. ✓
291 Series 4 4 Hollowing out a baguette. 19 Transfer water from one fishbowl to another 109 Greg Davies 2 shit You wanna see how to move water from one fishbowl to another, you go to Joe Lycett, okay, and you don't listen to bullshit. ✓
292 Series 4 4 Hollowing out a baguette. 19 Transfer water from one fishbowl to another 109 Hugh Dennis 18 shit Can I say that's a really shit idea? ✓
293 Series 4 4 Hollowing out a baguette. 19 Decant wine from one bottle to another 111 Joe Lycett 19 shit Shit!
294 Series 4 4 Hollowing out a baguette. 19 Decant wine from one bottle to another 111 Noel Fielding 22 piss I could just drink this and then piss in there.
295 Series 4 4 Friendship is truth. 20 The most surprising picture of yourself 112 Greg Davies 2 shit Everything he's brought in has been universally judged to be shit. ✓
296 Series 4 4 Friendship is truth. 20 The most surprising picture of yourself 112 Hugh Dennis 18 fuck Because why the fuck would Hugh Dennis be wearing... ✓
297 Series 4 4 Friendship is truth. 20 Make the highest splash 113 Noel Fielding 22 fuck That sun's fucking bright!
298 Series 4 4 Friendship is truth. 20 Make the highest splash 113 Noel Fielding 22 twat I tell you who it won't be, that twat who dresses like a crow. ✓
299 Series 4 4 Friendship is truth. 20 Make the highest splash 113 Joe Lycett 19 shit Shit.
300 Series 4 4 Friendship is truth. 20 Make the highest splash 113 Greg Davies 2 fuck He was dropping a plumb line for absolute accuracy, Which is what all dads do before they totally miss the fucking bucket. ✓
301 Series 4 4 Friendship is truth. 20 Ringtone choreography 114 Greg Davies 2 shit However, on this occasion, horseshit. ✓
302 Series 4 4 Friendship is truth. 20 Do something incredible with a pommel horse 116 Greg Davies 2 dick The sadness inherent within that story was slightly diluted by the weird... dick-cone horse. ✓
303 Series 4 4 Friendship is truth. 20 Do something incredible with a pommel horse 116 Greg Davies 2 shit That is some pretty Las Vegas shit. ✓
304 Series 4 4 Friendship is truth. 20 Make the tallest tube tower 117 Joe Lycett 19 fuck
fuck
Fuck. Fuck. ✓
305 Series 4 4 Meat. 21 The cutest thing 118 Joe Lycett 19 shit And he was taking a shit in the auditorium. ✓
306 Series 4 4 Meat. 21 The cutest thing 118 Greg Davies 2 shit Sorry, don't give a shit about the peas in the pod. ✓
307 Series 4 4 Meat. 21 The cutest thing 118 Greg Davies 2 fuck They can fucking deal with it. ✓
308 Series 4 4 Meat. 21 Slide as far as possible 119 Noel Fielding 22 dick Why didn't you stop me, then, you dick? ✓
309 Series 4 4 Meat. 21 Do incompatible things with the bathtub 121 Joe Lycett 19 fuck Fucking cling film!
310 Series 4 4 Meat. 21 Do incompatible things with the bathtub 121 Greg Davies 2 piss And then he just stood there, pissing water into a bath while Rome burned. ✓
311 Series 4 4 Meat. 21 Throw something into something 122 Greg Davies 2 fuck Even though he got it into a small hole, it was fucking rubbish. ✓
312 Series 4 4 Meat. 21 Make the longest continuous noise 123 Greg Davies 2 fuck Say what you want about Alex Horne, he's on pauses like a fucking puma. ✓
313 Series 4 4 Spatchcock it. 22 The best sheep-related item 125 Greg Davies 2 fuck They're not an endangered species, they're fucking everywhere. ✓
314 Series 4 4 Spatchcock it. 22 Pass a camel through a small gap 126 Joe Lycett 19 fuck Get fucking through it, Stuart!
315 Series 4 4 Spatchcock it. 22 Pass a camel through a small gap 126 Joe Lycett 19 fuck Fuck.
316 Series 4 4 Spatchcock it. 22 Pass a camel through a small gap 126 Greg Davies 2 fuck And then you started to get cross and you said, "Get fucking through, Stu!" ✓
317 Series 4 4 Spatchcock it. 22 Pass a camel through a small gap 126 Joe Lycett 19 shit I wasn't anticipating that the blender would be as shit as it was. ✓
318 Series 4 4 Spatchcock it. 22 Score a goal with a shopping bag 127 Noel Fielding 22 bastard Bastard. This is the tricky bit.
319 Series 4 4 Spatchcock it. 22 Score a goal with a shopping bag 127 Noel Fielding 22 fuck This bag's fucking hopeless.
320 Series 4 4 Spatchcock it. 22 Score a goal with a shopping bag 127 Greg Davies 2 cunt And of course that's Mel's equivalent of... megacunt. ✓
321 Series 4 4 Spatchcock it. 22 Score a goal with a shopping bag 127 Alex Horne 1 cunt Megacunt. ✓
322 Series 4 4 Spatchcock it. 22 Hide the giant beach ball 128 Mel Giedroyc 21 bollock Oh, bollocks.
323 Series 4 4 Spatchcock it. 22 Hide the giant beach ball 128 Mel Giedroyc 21 bollock Oh, bollocks!
324 Series 4 4 Spatchcock it. 22 Hide the giant beach ball 128 Mel Giedroyc 21 bollock Oh, bollocks!
325 Series 4 4 Spatchcock it. 22 Hide the giant beach ball 128 Mel Giedroyc 21 bollock Bollocks. This is horrendous!
326 Series 4 4 Spatchcock it. 22 Identify the contents of the sleeping bag 131 Noel Fielding 22 fuck Mind your own fucking business. ✓
327 Series 4 4 Spatchcock it. 22 Identify the contents of the sleeping bag 131 Greg Davies 2 fuck Listen, I'm telling you now: you fucked that. ✓
328 Series 4 4 Spatchcock it. 22 Prepare the items / Lift all the items in one hand 132 Joe Lycett 19 fuck I think you're fucked, Noel. ✓
329 Series 4 4 No stars for naughty boys. 23 The best chair 133 Greg Davies 2 fuck And I was gonna put you in second, but now you've got all fuckin' aggy, you can have third. That's how it works! ✓
330 Series 4 4 No stars for naughty boys. 23 The best chair 133 Joe Lycett 19 fuck Oh, thank fuck for that. ✓
331 Series 4 4 No stars for naughty boys. 23 Cross the bunting to give Alex his lunch 134 Joe Lycett 19 shit Shit.
332 Series 4 4 No stars for naughty boys. 23 Hide from Alex 135 Noel Fielding 22 damn Could you see me? Damn.
333 Series 4 4 No stars for naughty boys. 23 Hide from Alex 135 Greg Davies 2 fuck But tigers tend to blend in, they don't wear a fucking yellow boiler suit. ✓
334 Series 4 4 No stars for naughty boys. 23 Wheelie bin obstacle course 136 Greg Davies 2 piss Incredible dialogue between you two, hampered as you were by a seemingly half-pissed skeleton. ✓
335 Series 4 4 No stars for naughty boys. 23 Invent a new handshake 137 Greg Davies 2 dick The old classic dick-hand. ✓
336 Series 4 4 No stars for naughty boys. 23 Invent a new handshake 137 Greg Davies 2 fuck Fuck me! ✓
337 Series 4 4 No stars for naughty boys. 23 Make the biggest and best banana 138 Mel Giedroyc 21 bollock Bollocks. ✓
338 Series 4 4 No stars for naughty boys. 23 Make the biggest and best banana 138 Hugh Dennis 18 fuck It's just a big fucking banana. ✓
339 Series 4 4 Tony Three Pies. 24 Eat your exotic sandwich 142 Joe Lycett 19 fuck
prick
You fucking prick.
340 Series 4 4 Tony Three Pies. 24 Eat your exotic sandwich 142 Joe Lycett 19 fuck Fucking horrible. ✓
341 Series 4 4 Tony Three Pies. 24 Eat your exotic sandwich 142 Hugh Dennis 18 fuck What fucking Marks & Spencers do you go to? ✓
342 Series 4 4 Tony Three Pies. 24 Strike an item the farthest 143 Joe Lycett 19 shit Piece of shit, innit?
343 Series 4 4 Tony Three Pies. 24 Do something surprising with a duck 144 Greg Davies 2 fuck Fuck yes. ✓
344 Series 4 4 Tony Three Pies. 24 Do something surprising with a duck 144 Greg Davies 2 fuck I'm going to the fucking yurt. ✓
345 Series 4 4 Tony Three Pies. 24 Do something surprising with a duck 144 Greg Davies 2 fuck It was certainly a surprise for the fucking duck, wasn't it? ✓
346 Series 4 4 Tony Three Pies. 24 Do something surprising with a duck 144 Greg Davies 2 fuck I mean, this may be pertinent: who the fuck was Morello? ✓
347 Series 4 4 Tony Three Pies. 24 Do something surprising with a duck 144 Noel Fielding 22 fuck We did get Tim Key a marriage licence, so I am... fucking married to a duck. ✓
348 Series 4 4 Tony Three Pies. 24 Do something surprising with a duck 144 Greg Davies 2 fuck They're married as long he takes the duck to Hawaii and fucks it. ✓
349 Series 4 4 Tony Three Pies. 24 Draw the median duck 145 Mel Giedroyc 21 fuck But I don't know what fucking size everyone else is gonna draw! ✓

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CREATE TABLE profanity (
   id      INTEGER PRIMARY KEY,
   series  INTEGER REFERENCES series(id),
   episode INTEGER REFERENCES episodes(id),
   task    INTEGER REFERENCES tasks(id),
   speaker INTEGER REFERENCES people(id),
   roots   TEXT,
   quote   TEXT,
   studio  INTEGER
);
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