TdlM / taskmaster

Menu
  • Make shortlink

profanity

58 rows where series = 3

✎ View and edit SQL

This data as json, CSV (advanced)

Suggested facets: episode, task, speaker, roots, studio, roots (array)

id ▲ series episode task speaker roots quote studio
202 Series 3 3 A pea in a haystack. 12 Reach the microwave in the fewest steps 67 Greg Davies 2 shit I did ask Alex if he could make sure there was a lot of goose shit on the track. ✓
203 Series 3 3 A pea in a haystack. 12 Reach the microwave in the fewest steps 67 Rob Beckett 16 shit I'm gonna be covered in goose shit, ain't I?
204 Series 3 3 A pea in a haystack. 12 Reach the microwave in the fewest steps 67 Greg Davies 2 shit I don't know why drinking a massive coffee and then rolling around in goose shit would make you feel sick. ✓
205 Series 3 3 A pea in a haystack. 12 Reach the microwave in the fewest steps 67 Greg Davies 2 fuck When is a step not a step? When it's on a fucking hurdle. ✓
206 Series 3 3 A pea in a haystack. 12 Reach the microwave in the fewest steps 67 Sara Pascoe 17 shit Ooh, so much shit!
207 Series 3 3 A pea in a haystack. 12 Propel a pea along a red carpet 68 Greg Davies 2 shit In first place, with an incredible shitty, sicky performance, it's Rob the Roller. ✓
208 Series 3 3 A pea in a haystack. 12 Propel a pea along a red carpet 68 Paul Chowdhry 15 shit It's like finding a pea in a... haystack. Shit!
209 Series 3 3 A pea in a haystack. 12 Propel a pea along a red carpet 68 Rob Beckett 16 fuck And then when I finish, fucking bang it on there.
210 Series 3 3 A pea in a haystack. 12 Make the best snowman 69 Paul Chowdhry 15 bastard Bastard's crying, innit?
211 Series 3 3 A pea in a haystack. 12 Make the best snowman 69 Greg Davies 2 bastard Right at the end, just as the final image of a snowman was in place, he said, "The bastard's crying, innit?" ✓
212 Series 3 3 A pea in a haystack. 12 Make the best snowman 69 Greg Davies 2 bastard Let's have a look at the bastard. ✓
213 Series 3 3 The dong and the gong. 13 The heaviest shoebox-sized item 71 Greg Davies 2 shit It would have been nice if you could have taken some time to scrub that bird shit off it. ✓
214 Series 3 3 The dong and the gong. 13 The heaviest shoebox-sized item 71 Greg Davies 2 fuck I'm putting Paul Chowdhry for putting some fucking melon in a box. ✓
215 Series 3 3 The dong and the gong. 13 Release Alex 73 Rob Beckett 16 bastard Why's there spunk on your phone, Alex? No wonder you've been locked up, you dirty bastard.
216 Series 3 3 The dong and the gong. 13 Release Alex 73 Rob Beckett 16 bastard 911 to get in this little bastard.
217 Series 3 3 The dong and the gong. 13 Release Alex 73 Rob Beckett 16 pussy Not a pussy, mate.
218 Series 3 3 The dong and the gong. 13 Release Alex 73 Rob Beckett 16 fuck
ass/arse
Oh, you fucking arsehole.
219 Series 3 3 The dong and the gong. 13 Release Alex 73 Al Murray 13 dick We are a trio of dickheads.
220 Series 3 3 The dong and the gong. 13 Release Alex 73 Greg Davies 2 dick Three great minds... or a trio of dickheads. ✓
221 Series 3 3 The dong and the gong. 13 An upside-down condiment self-portrait 74 Rob Beckett 16 shit Ugh. Cheap, vinegary shit, that.
222 Series 3 3 The dong and the gong. 13 Burst all of the balloons 75 Paul Chowdhry 15 piss Taking the piss, mate.
223 Series 3 3 The dong and the gong. 13 Burst all of the balloons 75 Paul Chowdhry 15 bastard
bastard
These balloons are bastards, mate. They're bastards, innit?
224 Series 3 3 The dong and the gong. 13 Burst all of the balloons 75 Paul Chowdhry 15 bastard Bastard!
225 Series 3 3 The dong and the gong. 13 Burst all of the balloons 75 Greg Davies 2 bastard And nice to see you're consistent with your use of the word "bastard" as well. ✓
226 Series 3 3 The dong and the gong. 13 Burst all of the balloons 75 Greg Davies 2 bastard Last episode, you called a rabbit covered in a Slush Puppie a bastard. ✓
227 Series 3 3 The dong and the gong. 13 Burst all of the balloons 75 Al Murray 13 damn
hell
Damn you to hell!
228 Series 3 3 The dong and the gong. 13 Burst all of the balloons 75 Al Murray 13 bollock Bollocks!
229 Series 3 3 The dong and the gong. 13 Unravel the tape 76 Rob Beckett 16 fuck Oh, fuck off! ✓
230 Series 3 3 Little polythene grief cave. 14 The best battery-operated item 77 Greg Davies 2 shit I mean, that would scare the shit out of me. ✓
231 Series 3 3 Little polythene grief cave. 14 The best battery-operated item 77 Greg Davies 2 piss He's not gonna help me do an accurate piss in the middle of the night, though, is he? ✓
232 Series 3 3 Little polythene grief cave. 14 Fill an eggcup with sweat 78 Greg Davies 2 ass/arse From his arse? ✓
233 Series 3 3 Little polythene grief cave. 14 Fill an eggcup with sweat 78 Paul Chowdhry 15 bastard Al Murray's gonna win this, that fat bastard.
234 Series 3 3 Little polythene grief cave. 14 Fill an eggcup with sweat 78 Al Murray 13 damn Oh, damn it! ✓
235 Series 3 3 Little polythene grief cave. 14 Make the best domino rally 79 Rob Beckett 16 hell Bloody hell. ✓
236 Series 3 3 Little polythene grief cave. 14 Make the best domino rally 79 Dave Gorman 14 piss I read "domino rally" as a rally of dominoes in the same way that I saw "sweat" as sweat rather than piss. ✓
237 Series 3 3 Little polythene grief cave. 14 Make the best domino rally 79 Al Murray 13 damn Oh, you absolute bell-end! Damn it!
238 Series 3 3 Little polythene grief cave. 14 Buy a gift for the Taskmaster 80 Greg Davies 2 Christ Oh, Christ. I've no idea. ✓
239 Series 3 3 Little polythene grief cave. 14 Create the best flag meal 81 Sara Pascoe 17 shit Are you... shitting me?
240 Series 3 3 Little polythene grief cave. 14 Create the best flag meal 81 Rob Beckett 16 piss Oh, you didn't piss in the tray, did you? ✓
241 Series 3 3 Little polythene grief cave. 14 Anchor balloons using bread 82 Al Murray 13 fuck
hell
Oh, fucking hell. ✓
242 Series 3 3 A very nuanced character. 15 Spread your clothes far and wide 84 Greg Davies 2 fuck What did you think were the chances of that plane flying with your fucking sock wrapped round it? ✓
243 Series 3 3 A very nuanced character. 15 Have fun on a bouncy castle 88 Greg Davies 2 fuck Are you joking? I fucking love him. ✓
244 Series 3 3 A very nuanced character. 15 Have fun on a bouncy castle 88 Paul Chowdhry 15 fuck
fuck
bastard
Oh, for fuck's sake, you fucking bastard!
245 Series 3 3 The F.I.P. 16   Greg Davies 2 shit I mean, that is the shittest prize yet. ✓
246 Series 3 3 The F.I.P. 16 The most handsome relative 89 Greg Davies 2 prick Pebbles looks like a bit of a prick to me. ✓
247 Series 3 3 The F.I.P. 16 Move water from one bucket to another 90 Rob Beckett 16 fuck Why the fuck peas?
248 Series 3 3 The F.I.P. 16 Move water from one bucket to another 90 Rob Beckett 16 fuck Yeah, I just lost all control. Oh, fuck me!
249 Series 3 3 The F.I.P. 16 Move water from one bucket to another 90 Rob Beckett 16 fuck Oh, for fuck's sake.
250 Series 3 3 The F.I.P. 16 Move water from one bucket to another 90 Rob Beckett 16 shit And it was so cold. I was shitting meself, I was dropping water. ✓
251 Series 3 3 The F.I.P. 16 Move water from one bucket to another 90 Greg Davies 2 fuck "Yo yo, the motherfuckin' FIP." ✓
252 Series 3 3 The F.I.P. 16 Move water from one bucket to another 90 Dave Gorman 14 hell Right, what the hell have we got here?
253 Series 3 3 The F.I.P. 16 Play charades across a river 91 Rob Beckett 16 fuck
fuck
Fucking fuck off, plane!
254 Series 3 3 The F.I.P. 16 Play charades across a river 91 Rob Beckett 16 fuck How am I supposed to do this with a fucking plane?
255 Series 3 3 The F.I.P. 16 Play charades across a river 91 Rob Beckett 16 fuck Oh, thank fuck for that.
256 Series 3 3 The F.I.P. 16 Play charades across a river 91 Rob Beckett 16 fuck I was like, "Fuck's sake!" Dah-dah-dah! ✓
257 Series 3 3 The F.I.P. 16 Create an impressive time-lapse or slow motion film 92 Greg Davies 2 shit The point is, you did a genuinely good film and I honestly thought it was gonna be horse shit, so well done. ✓
258 Series 3 3 The F.I.P. 16 Create an impressive time-lapse or slow motion film 92 Rob Beckett 16 shit Yeah, the story of that was belt some shit out of some fruit and veg. ✓
259 Series 3 3 The F.I.P. 16 The lowest unique number of doughnuts 93 Al Murray 13 damn Damn it! ✓

Advanced export

JSON shape: default, array, newline-delimited, object

CSV options:

CREATE TABLE profanity (
   id      INTEGER PRIMARY KEY,
   series  INTEGER REFERENCES series(id),
   episode INTEGER REFERENCES episodes(id),
   task    INTEGER REFERENCES tasks(id),
   speaker INTEGER REFERENCES people(id),
   roots   TEXT,
   quote   TEXT,
   studio  INTEGER
);
Powered by Datasette · Queries took 14.373ms