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105 Series 2 2 Fear of failure. 7 The most important document 38 Doc Brown 8 fuck Just fucking awful. ✓
106 Series 2 2 Fear of failure. 7 The most important document 38 Joe Wilkinson 9 shit Shit. ✓
107 Series 2 2 Fear of failure. 7 The most important document 38 Jon Richardson 10 shit I can't believe we're believing that Joe Wilkinson is married and I'm gettin' shit. ✓
108 Series 2 2 Fear of failure. 7 Place the exercise balls on the yoga mat 39 Joe Wilkinson 9 shit Ah, shit!
109 Series 2 2 Fear of failure. 7 Place the exercise balls on the yoga mat 39 Jon Richardson 10 prick Prick!
110 Series 2 2 Fear of failure. 7 Place the exercise balls on the yoga mat 39 Joe Wilkinson 9 fuck Fucking hate hills.
111 Series 2 2 Fear of failure. 7 Place the exercise balls on the yoga mat 39 Jon Richardson 10 fuck Fuck you, Alex.
112 Series 2 2 Fear of failure. 7 Place the exercise balls on the yoga mat 39 Doc Brown 8 fuck
shit
Fuck! Shit!
113 Series 2 2 Fear of failure. 7 Get the potato into the hole 40 Jon Richardson 10 bastard Bastard.
114 Series 2 2 Fear of failure. 7 Get the potato into the hole 40 Jon Richardson 10 bastard Bastard!
115 Series 2 2 Fear of failure. 7 Get the potato into the hole 40 Greg Davies 2 shit How long did the shit Dalek take? ✓
116 Series 2 2 Fear of failure. 7 Get the potato into the hole 40 Joe Wilkinson 9 piss And then I thought, "Piece of piss." ✓
117 Series 2 2 Fear of failure. 7 Get the potato into the hole 40 Doc Brown 8 fuck This is fucking harsh, I'm just saying! ✓
118 Series 2 2 Fear of failure. 7 Find out about the Swedish person 41 Joe Wilkinson 9 shit Nej? Shit!
119 Series 2 2 Fear of failure. 7 Find out about the Swedish person 41 Joe Wilkinson 9 ass/arse It sounded like arse-licking.
120 Series 2 2 Fear of failure. 7 Find out about the Swedish person 41 Joe Wilkinson 9 ass/arse Yeah. Arse-licking...
121 Series 2 2 Fear of failure. 7 Find out about the Swedish person 41 Greg Davies 2 ass/arse The only thing you managed to establish was that he didn't have an opinion on arse-licking. ✓
122 Series 2 2 Fear of failure. 7 Find out about the Swedish person 41 Doc Brown 8 fuck Croupier! Fucking idiot.
123 Series 2 2 Fear of failure. 7 Find out about the Swedish person 41 Jon Richardson 10 shit Shit. Is he unemployed?
124 Series 2 2 Fear of failure. 7 Find out about the Swedish person 41 Jon Richardson 10 fuck Motherfucker!
125 Series 2 2 Pork is a sausage. 8 The trendiest item of clothing 43 Joe Wilkinson 9 fuck Fuck! ✓
126 Series 2 2 Pork is a sausage. 8 Quickly eat an egg 44 Jon Richardson 10 shit Oh, shit.
127 Series 2 2 Pork is a sausage. 8 Quickly eat an egg 44 Jon Richardson 10 fuck Motherfucker!
128 Series 2 2 Pork is a sausage. 8 Quickly eat an egg 44 Jon Richardson 10 whore I'm not gonna hoover it off the table like some egg-hungry whore. ✓
129 Series 2 2 Pork is a sausage. 8 Create a nursery rhyme video 45 Greg Davies 2 fuck It's no more disturbing than seeing a peanut fucked up by a train, though, is it? ✓
130 Series 2 2 Pork is a sausage. 8 Create a nursery rhyme video 45 Doc Brown 8 prick ♪ Then I let that little prick go again ♪
131 Series 2 2 Pork is a sausage. 8 Create a nursery rhyme video 45 Doc Brown 8 fuck ♪ Motherfucker bit my finger, bro ♪
132 Series 2 2 Pork is a sausage. 8 Create a nursery rhyme video 45 Greg Davies 2 shit Ah, Joe. It's gonna be shit, innit, mate? ✓
133 Series 2 2 Pork is a sausage. 8 A photo of an object that looks like you 46 Greg Davies 2 shit If I'd have just seen the picture, I'd have said it was shit, but up close it's incredible. ✓
134 Series 2 2 Pork is a sausage. 8 Order a pizza without using certain words 47 Greg Davies 2 dick Like she's the dick in this scenario. ✓
135 Series 2 2 Pork is a sausage. 8 Put potatoes in a basket 48 Katherine Ryan 11 fuck Oh, you little fucker!
136 Series 2 2 Pork is a sausage. 8 Put potatoes in a basket 48 Katherine Ryan 11 fuck Get in the fucking thing!
137 Series 2 2 A pistachio eclair. 9 The best dinner party guest 49 Greg Davies 2 fuck If I am attending, I'm gonna be fucking awesome at that party. ✓
138 Series 2 2 A pistachio eclair. 9 Impress the Mayor 50 Joe Wilkinson 9 shit Shit.
139 Series 2 2 A pistachio eclair. 9 Impress the Mayor 50 Richard Osman 12 fuck Of Amersham, we don't give two fucks.
140 Series 2 2 A pistachio eclair. 9 Impress the Mayor 50 Greg Davies 2 fuck Jugglers, we don't give a fuck about you. ✓
141 Series 2 2 A pistachio eclair. 9 Impress the Mayor 50 Jon Richardson 10 shit Holy shit.
142 Series 2 2 A pistachio eclair. 9 Impress the Mayor 50 Jon Richardson 10 fuck Still less impressed than the fucking photo of an éclair.
143 Series 2 2 A pistachio eclair. 9 Make an unexpected silhouette 51 Greg Davies 2 shit I mean, I recognise that as a load of shit loosely thrown together. ✓
144 Series 2 2 A pistachio eclair. 9 Buy a gift for the Taskmaster 52 Greg Davies 2 shit I just don't like that sort of novelty bullshit, but you pulled it back with the sweets. ✓
145 Series 2 2 A pistachio eclair. 9 Buy a gift for the Taskmaster 52 Greg Davies 2 shit Yeah, but it makes me look like a shit, dunnit? ✓
146 Series 2 2 A pistachio eclair. 9 See no potato, hear no potato, speak no potato 53 Doc Brown 8 hell What fresh hell is this?
147 Series 2 2 A pistachio eclair. 9 See no potato, hear no potato, speak no potato 53 Josh Widdicombe 4 fuck
hell
Fuckin' hell.
148 Series 2 2 A pistachio eclair. 9 See no potato, hear no potato, speak no potato 53 Joe Wilkinson 9 shit 07... shit, what's my number?
149 Series 2 2 A pistachio eclair. 9 See no potato, hear no potato, speak no potato 53 Doc Brown 8 shit An onion? Shit.
150 Series 2 2 A pistachio eclair. 9 See no potato, hear no potato, speak no potato 53 Doc Brown 8 shit Oh, shit. Osman's got longer legs.
151 Series 2 2 A pistachio eclair. 9 Throw rabbits into a hat 54 Jon Richardson 10 fuck Fuckin' rabbit.
152 Series 2 2 Welcome to Rico Face. 10 Rescue Patatas from the tree 56 Doc Brown 8 shit Come on, you little shit.
153 Series 2 2 Welcome to Rico Face. 10 Rescue Patatas from the tree 56 Doc Brown 8 bastard Come on, you ginger bastard.
154 Series 2 2 Welcome to Rico Face. 10 Rescue Patatas from the tree 56 Jon Richardson 10 bastard Oh, you are a little bastard!
155 Series 2 2 Welcome to Rico Face. 10 Rescue Patatas from the tree 56 Alex Horne 1 dick
dick
Jon also called the cat a dick and then he called me a dick. ✓
156 Series 2 2 Welcome to Rico Face. 10 Rescue Patatas from the tree 56 Greg Davies 2 dick Why did he call you a dick? ✓
157 Series 2 2 Welcome to Rico Face. 10 Rescue Patatas from the tree 56 Doc Brown 8 shit And it's some ginger piece of shit in a tree, who cares? ✓
158 Series 2 2 Welcome to Rico Face. 10 Rescue Patatas from the tree 56 Greg Davies 2 shit You are calling the cat a ginger piece of shit? ✓
159 Series 2 2 Welcome to Rico Face. 10 Rescue Patatas from the tree 56 Katherine Ryan 11 fuck Where's this fucking cat?
160 Series 2 2 Welcome to Rico Face. 10 Rescue Patatas from the tree 56 Katherine Ryan 11 bitch Son of a bitch!
161 Series 2 2 Welcome to Rico Face. 10 Rescue Patatas from the tree 56 Katherine Ryan 11 bitch "Son of a bitch!", like that. ✓
162 Series 2 2 Welcome to Rico Face. 10 Rescue Patatas from the tree 56 Greg Davies 2 dick Not as bad as calling you a dick, though, is it? ✓
163 Series 2 2 Welcome to Rico Face. 10 Conceal a pineapple on your person 57 Joe Wilkinson 9 shit Right. Shit.
164 Series 2 2 Welcome to Rico Face. 10 Conceal a pineapple on your person 57 Joe Wilkinson 9 fuck Ah, fuck!
165 Series 2 2 Welcome to Rico Face. 10 Conceal a pineapple on your person 57 Jon Richardson 10 fuck
hell
Fuckin' hell.
166 Series 2 2 Welcome to Rico Face. 10 Conceal a pineapple on your person 57 Alex Horne 1 ass/arse Is there some pineapple hidden in your arse?
167 Series 2 2 Welcome to Rico Face. 10 Conceal a pineapple on your person 57 Joe Wilkinson 9 ass/arse There is pineapple in my arse. Correct.
168 Series 2 2 Welcome to Rico Face. 10 Conceal a pineapple on your person 57 Joe Wilkinson 9 ass/arse Would it be possible for everyone not to look at my arse as I leave?
169 Series 2 2 Welcome to Rico Face. 10 Conceal a pineapple on your person 57 Alex Horne 1 ass/arse Could everyone not look at Joe's arse as he leaves, please?
170 Series 2 2 Welcome to Rico Face. 10 Conceal a pineapple on your person 57 Greg Davies 2 ass/arse So that was the strategy, yeah? Arse, crotch. Bish, bash, bosh. Done. ✓
171 Series 2 2 Welcome to Rico Face. 10 Conceal a pineapple on your person 57 Doc Brown 8 shit I ate a shitload. ✓
172 Series 2 2 Welcome to Rico Face. 10 Conceal a pineapple on your person 57 Alex Horne 1 shit Oh, yeah, and he ate a shitload. ✓
173 Series 2 2 Welcome to Rico Face. 10 Construct something for the Taskmaster 59 Doc Brown 8 fuck Nice. Fucking loving that.
174 Series 2 2 Welcome to Rico Face. 10 Construct something for the Taskmaster 59 Doc Brown 8 fuck I think it's fucking great.
175 Series 2 2 Welcome to Rico Face. 10 Construct something for the Taskmaster 59 Katherine Ryan 11 bitch It looked like you could build something, but you genuinely had to use gaffer tape and a bossy bitch. ✓
176 Series 2 2 Welcome to Rico Face. 10 Construct something for the Taskmaster 59 Joe Wilkinson 9 shit This is gonna be horse shit, isn't it?
177 Series 2 2 Welcome to Rico Face. 10 Construct something for the Taskmaster 59 Joe Wilkinson 9 shit It could be... this could be horse shit.
178 Series 2 2 Welcome to Rico Face. 10 Construct something for the Taskmaster 59 Doc Brown 8 piss I just assumed, when you played that first clip, that you cut out how genuinely pissed off Joe was. ✓
179 Series 2 2 Welcome to Rico Face. 10 Construct something for the Taskmaster 59 Greg Davies 2 shit In the first second you said everything was horse shit. ✓
180 Series 2 2 Welcome to Rico Face. 10 Construct something for the Taskmaster 59 Jon Richardson 10 bastard Oh, you little bastard.
181 Series 2 2 Welcome to Rico Face. 10 Construct something for the Taskmaster 59 Jon Richardson 10 shit Slight worries about the plan... and whether or not it's shit.
182 Series 2 2 Welcome to Rico Face. 10 Construct something for the Taskmaster 59 Greg Davies 2 fuck Well, I mean, honestly don't know what the fuck was going on there. ✓
183 Series 2 2 Welcome to Rico Face. 10 Construct something for the Taskmaster 59 Greg Davies 2 shit Do you want me to pass judgment on this shit? ✓
184 Series 2 2 Welcome to Rico Face. 10 Build the tallest tower using potato products 60 Doc Brown 8 bastard I'm gonna dance to the Average White Band, you bastard. ✓
185 Series 2 2 There's strength in arches. 11 The best piece of memorabilia 61 Greg Davies 2 shit It looks like a shitty milk-bottle top. ✓
186 Series 2 2 There's strength in arches. 11 The best piece of memorabilia 61 Greg Davies 2 fuck In third place, I'm putting Jon's Roman coin, just 'cause they're worth fuck-all. ✓
187 Series 2 2 There's strength in arches. 11 The best piece of memorabilia 61 Greg Davies 2 fuck If you think that women are more important than Jocky Wilson, you fucking come to me. ✓
188 Series 2 2 There's strength in arches. 11 Move items across a stream 62 Katherine Ryan 11 bastard Oh, you bastard!
189 Series 2 2 There's strength in arches. 11 Move items across a stream 62 Greg Davies 2 prick Bam! I get the job done as quickly as possible, even when some prick takes the wheels off the shopping trolley. ✓
190 Series 2 2 There's strength in arches. 11 Move items across a stream 62 Doc Brown 8 fuck There's a fucking bridge there.
191 Series 2 2 There's strength in arches. 11 Move items across a stream 62 Doc Brown 8 shit Shit!
192 Series 2 2 There's strength in arches. 11 Move items across a stream 62 Joe Wilkinson 9 shit Shit...
193 Series 2 2 There's strength in arches. 11 Move items across a stream 62 Richard Osman 12 fuck Got no wheels. Fuck!
194 Series 2 2 There's strength in arches. 11 Create a stop-motion film starring a potato 63 Joe Wilkinson 9 piss Oh, piss off!
195 Series 2 2 There's strength in arches. 11 Build a bridge for the potato 64 Greg Davies 2 fuck You got to the P-O and thought, "Fuck it. Pony, right?" ✓
196 Series 2 2 There's strength in arches. 11 Build a bridge for the potato 64 Jon Richardson 10 shit Such a shit idea.
197 Series 2 2 There's strength in arches. 11 Build a bridge for the potato 64 Doc Brown 8 fuck What the fuck, man? ✓
198 Series 2 2 There's strength in arches. 11 Build a bridge for the potato 64 Joe Wilkinson 9 shit Ah! Ah! Holy shit.
199 Series 2 2 There's strength in arches. 11 Build a bridge for the potato 64 Joe Wilkinson 9 shit Oh, don't let mine be shit. ✓
200 Series 2 2 There's strength in arches. 11 Put on gloves, eat a banana, put on a tie, and clap 65 Katherine Ryan 11 fuck What the fuck?! ✓
201 Series 2 2 There's strength in arches. 11 Put on gloves, eat a banana, put on a tie, and clap 65 Greg Davies 2 fuck Alright, well, fuck it then. ✓

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CREATE TABLE profanity (
   id      INTEGER PRIMARY KEY,
   series  INTEGER REFERENCES series(id),
   episode INTEGER REFERENCES episodes(id),
   task    INTEGER REFERENCES tasks(id),
   speaker INTEGER REFERENCES people(id),
   roots   TEXT,
   quote   TEXT,
   studio  INTEGER
);
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