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1904 Series 16 16 The natural friends. 139 Build a tower of cans in the lab 768 Susan Wokoma 107 Christ Oh, Christ. Oh, yeah, here we are.
1905 Series 16 16 The natural friends. 139 Build a tower of cans in the lab 768 Sam Campbell 105 shit Oh, am I...? Oh, shit.
1906 Series 16 16 The natural friends. 139 Build a tower of cans in the lab 768 Sam Campbell 105 shit Oh, shit.
1907 Series 16 16 The natural friends. 139 Build a tower of cans in the lab 768 Sam Campbell 105 shit This is bullshit, dude.
1908 Series 16 16 The natural friends. 139 Build a tower of cans in the lab 768 Sue Perkins 106 shit What an absolute shower of shits you are.
1909 Series 16 16 The natural friends. 139 Build a tower of cans in the lab 768 Alex Horne 1 shit You also quoted the Bible. Er, "you absolute shower of shits", that's Book of Revelation. ✓
1910 Series 16 16 The natural friends. 139 Cross the finish line while connected to your team 769 Sue Perkins 106 shit You shit giblet.
1911 Series 16 16 The natural friends. 139 Cross the finish line while connected to your team 769 Greg Davies 2 shit I enjoyed you calling him a "shit giblet", though. Very nice. ✓
1912 Series 16 16 The natural friends. 139 Get the duck into the lake 770 Lucy Beaumont 104 hell "Or a flamingo?" Bloody hell.
1913 Series 16 16 The natural friends. 139 Get the duck into the lake 770 Lucy Beaumont 104 shit Don't touch the beak? Ah, shit.
1914 Series 16 16 The natural friends. 139 Heavier or lighter? 771 Sue Perkins 106 shit Oh, it's very... you utter shit! ✓
1915 Series 16 16 The natural friends. 139 Heavier or lighter? 771 Susan Wokoma 107 shit Shit. ✓
1916 Series 16 16 The natural friends. 139 Heavier or lighter? 771 Lucy Beaumont 104 bastard Oh, sh‒no, you can see it's not. Oh, bastard. ✓
1917 Series 16 16 Hell is here. 140 The best sign 772 Susan Wokoma 107 cock It's the sign of... Cock Pond, Clapham Common. ✓
1918 Series 16 16 Hell is here. 140 The best sign 772 Greg Davies 2 cock I like Cock Pond. ✓
1919 Series 16 16 Hell is here. 140 The best sign 772 Greg Davies 2 cock Sue, pond full of cocks‒can you beat it? ✓
1920 Series 16 16 Hell is here. 140 The best sign 772 Greg Davies 2 bastard Is there a, erm, landlord or a landlady at the Dog and Bastard? ✓
1921 Series 16 16 Hell is here. 140 The best sign 772 Greg Davies 2 Christ Jesus Christ, that is low-rent, isn't it? ✓
1922 Series 16 16 Hell is here. 140 The best sign 772 Greg Davies 2 cock And, unbelievably, I'm giving Cock Pond four points. ✓
1923 Series 16 16 Hell is here. 140 Make a cheeky picture using nails and wire 774 Sue Perkins 106 cock Cock and balls. ✓
1924 Series 16 16 Hell is here. 140 Make a cheeky picture using nails and wire 774 Alex Horne 1 hell And then she's done a cheeky bit of ocean and a cheeky bit of Hell. ✓
1925 Series 16 16 Hell is here. 140 Make a cheeky picture using nails and wire 774 Greg Davies 2 hell That's a cheeky tick. Erm, why is Hell there? ✓
1926 Series 16 16 Hell is here. 140 Make a cheeky picture using nails and wire 774 Susan Wokoma 107 hell Well, Hell is... here. ✓
1927 Series 16 16 Hell is here. 140 Make mischief 775 Greg Davies 2 shit I think you were hampered by bad actors. They all looked bored shitless. ✓
1928 Series 16 16 Hell is here. 140 Draw something you like and something you dislike 776 Lucy Beaumont 104 shit Oh, shit. ✓
1929 Series 16 16 Hell is here. 140 Draw something you like and something you dislike 776 Greg Davies 2 hell But how the hell am I gonna score that? ✓
1930 Series 16 16 Languidly. 141 The present that raises the most questions 778 Greg Davies 2 Christ Jesus Christ. ✓
1931 Series 16 16 Languidly. 141 The present that raises the most questions 778 Greg Davies 2 dick Why would a small dog be given a chew, and why does that chew look like two dicks? ✓
1932 Series 16 16 Languidly. 141 Get the ball in the hole without touching it 779 Greg Davies 2 damn Julian has developed an incredible technique for saying things to Alex that are seemingly innocent, but then yet are so damning. ✓
1933 Series 16 16 Languidly. 141 Get underneath the most unique things 780 Susan Wokoma 107 bitch It stings like a bitch. ✓
1934 Series 16 16 Languidly. 141 Get underneath the most unique things 780 Sam Campbell 105 fuck Oh, fuck.
1935 Series 16 16 Languidly. 141 Choose a new nickname 781 Julian Clary 103 fuck "Fuck Pig", I used to be called.
1936 Series 16 16 Languidly. 141 Choose a new nickname 781 Greg Davies 2 fuck And then, out of nowhere, "Oh, hello, Fuck Pig". ✓
1937 Series 16 16 Languidly. 141 Choose a new nickname 781 Susan Wokoma 107 bastard Chain Bastard.
1938 Series 16 16 Languidly. 141 Choose a new nickname 781 Alex Horne 1 bastard Why are you called Chain Bastard?
1939 Series 16 16 Languidly. 141 Choose a new nickname 781 Sam Campbell 105 damn Damn it!
1940 Series 16 16 Languidly. 141 Choose a new nickname 781 Alex Horne 1 bastard Chain Bastard.
1941 Series 16 16 Languidly. 141 Choose a new nickname 781 Alex Horne 1 bastard Ah. Is it Chain Bastard?
1942 Series 16 16 Languidly. 141 Choose a new nickname 781 Susan Wokoma 107 bastard It is Chain Bastard.
1943 Series 16 16 Languidly. 141 Choose a new nickname 781 Sam Campbell 105 damn Damn it!
1944 Series 16 16 Languidly. 141 Choose a new nickname 781 Alex Horne 1 bastard Chain Bastard.
1945 Series 16 16 Languidly. 141 Choose a new nickname 781 Greg Davies 2 bastard Even when you essentially hold someone against their will and give yourself the name Chain Bastard... you just still seem really fun and friendly. ✓
1946 Series 16 16 Languidly. 141 Choose a new nickname 781 Alex Horne 1 bastard I was surprised that Chain Bastard was applying feathers. ✓
1947 Series 16 16 Languidly. 141 Choose a new nickname 781 Greg Davies 2 bastard Chain Bastard gets two points. ✓
1948 Series 16 16 Languidly. 141 Human war boats 782 Greg Davies 2 bastard You're really up against it now, Chain Bastard. ✓
1949 Series 16 16 Dynamite chicks. 142 Complete all the tasks as a team 785 Lucy Beaumont 104 bugger You're a mucky bugger!
1950 Series 16 16 Dynamite chicks. 142 Complete all the tasks as a team 785 Greg Davies 2 bugger Lucy, "Oh, you mucky bugger." ✓
1951 Series 16 16 Dynamite chicks. 142 Complete all the tasks as a team 785 Sue Perkins 106 damn Damn, that smells good!
1952 Series 16 16 Dynamite chicks. 142 Complete all the tasks as a team 785 Greg Davies 2 prick I'm feeling a real prick. ✓
1953 Series 16 16 Dynamite chicks. 142 Recreate a well-known piece of art on 100 memo squares 786 Sue Perkins 106 cock This is one of the most exhausting things I've ever done. Why didn't I just draw a cock and balls?
1954 Series 16 16 Dynamite chicks. 142 Recreate a well-known piece of art on 100 memo squares 786 Lucy Beaumont 104 fuck I was doing fucking poppies, I know. ✓
1955 Series 16 16 Dynamite chicks. 142 Recreate a well-known piece of art on 100 memo squares 786 Greg Davies 2 hell That is a hell of an opener, Sam. It's gonna take some beating. ✓
1956 Series 16 16 Dynamite chicks. 142 Recreate a well-known piece of art on 100 memo squares 786 Greg Davies 2 hell Bloody hell. ✓
1957 Series 16 16 Dynamite chicks. 142 Roll your animal die 787 Sue Perkins 106 shit Genuinely a shit pet. ✓
1958 Series 16 16 Skateboard Division. 143 The best thing that has five things on it 789 Sue Perkins 106 ass/arse And then, my dog got hold of Terry and ate the ass out of it. ✓
1959 Series 16 16 Skateboard Division. 143 Burst the balloon without looking at it 790 Susan Wokoma 107 bastard Come on, you bastard!
1960 Series 16 16 Skateboard Division. 143 Burst the balloon without looking at it 790 Sam Campbell 105 fuck Fuck, that sucked.
1961 Series 16 16 Skateboard Division. 143 Burst the balloon without looking at it 790 Sam Campbell 105 hell Hell's Angels. ✓
1962 Series 16 16 Skateboard Division. 143 Make a cool but scary googly-eyed gang 791 Sue Perkins 106 bollock This one has a massive eye-bollock. It's just massive.
1963 Series 16 16 Skateboard Division. 143 Make a cool but scary googly-eyed gang 791 Sue Perkins 106 bollock So if you're low-down, the beaver's eye-bollock will see you. ✓
1964 Series 16 16 Skateboard Division. 143 Make a cool but scary googly-eyed gang 791 Sue Perkins 106 bollock I've got a beaver with an eye-bollock! ✓
1965 Series 16 16 Skateboard Division. 143 Make a cool but scary googly-eyed gang 791 Lucy Beaumont 104 bollock Big Billy Big Bollocks. ✓
1966 Series 16 16 Skateboard Division. 143 Make a cool but scary googly-eyed gang 791 Greg Davies 2 bollock Big Billy Big Bollocks? ✓
1967 Series 16 16 Skateboard Division. 143 Make a cool but scary googly-eyed gang 791 Greg Davies 2 Christ Jesus Christ. ✓
1968 Series 16 16 Skateboard Division. 143 Make a cool but scary googly-eyed gang 791 Sam Campbell 105 bastard Ah, lookie here, fellas, a two-eyed bastard.
1969 Series 16 16 Skateboard Division. 143 Get all of the water into the vase 792 Susan Wokoma 107 shit That's shit.
1970 Series 16 16 Skateboard Division. 143 Get all of the water into the vase 792 Susan Wokoma 107 fuck Is that where the bloody candle starts growing a fucking mouth and starts doing it for me?
1971 Series 16 16 Skateboard Division. 143 Get all of the water into the vase 792 Sue Perkins 106 hell How the hell does that hap...? What have I created?!
1972 Series 16 16 Skateboard Division. 143 Get all of the water into the vase 792 Sam Campbell 105 hell Yeah, that was a hell of a task, man. That was fantastic. ✓
1973 Series 16 16 Skateboard Division. 143 Retrieve and sip your drink 793 Lucy Beaumont 104 fuck Fuck's sake! ✓
1974 Series 16 16 Brother Alex. 144 The greatest thing that makes quite a loud noise when you shake it 794 Greg Davies 2 hell This is gonna be a hell of a noise, right? ✓
1975 Series 16 16 Brother Alex. 144 Avoid the rubbish robots 795 Sue Perkins 106 shit Busy little shit, isn't it?
1976 Series 16 16 Brother Alex. 144 Recreate the garage scene in the lab 796 Susan Wokoma 107 shit
Christ
Oh, shit. Oh, Christ.
1977 Series 16 16 Brother Alex. 144 Recreate the garage scene in the lab 796 Lucy Beaumont 104 fuck Oh, for fuck's sake.
1978 Series 16 16 Brother Alex. 144 Recreate the garage scene in the lab 796 Susan Wokoma 107 tits Tits!
1979 Series 16 16 Brother Alex. 144 Recreate the garage scene in the lab 796 Greg Davies 2 hell Sam, I don't know how the hell you got to flamingos. ✓
1980 Series 16 16 Brother Alex. 144 Recreate the garage scene in the lab 796 Greg Davies 2 tits I've written down, "Can I have a clip of Susan shouting 'tits'?" ✓
1981 Series 16 16 Brother Alex. 144 Present a powerful piece called "Heads, Shoulders, Knees and Toes" 797 Greg Davies 2 shit Sometimes you should just see it and judge it on face value, 'cause now I think it's shit. ✓
1982 Series 16 16 Brother Alex. 144 Pineapple bluff 798 Lucy Beaumont 104 fuck Fuck you. ✓
1983 Series 16 16 Brother Alex. 144 Pineapple bluff 798 Greg Davies 2 damn Damn you, RADA. ✓
1984 Series 16 16 Brother Alex. 144 Pineapple bluff 798 Greg Davies 2 damn Damn you, RADA. ✓
1985 Series 16 16 Brother Alex. 144 Pineapple bluff 798 Greg Davies 2 fuck If this Australian has three pineapples on him, I am gonna lose my fucking mind. ✓
1986 Series 16 16 I'm off to find a robin. 145 The thing most guaranteed to make you groan 799 Brian Blessed bastard Come on, come on. Groan, you feckless bastards! ✓
1987 Series 16 16 I'm off to find a robin. 145 The thing most guaranteed to make you groan 799 Susan Wokoma 107 shit And here are a few of the shit prizes. ✓
1988 Series 16 16 I'm off to find a robin. 145 The thing most guaranteed to make you groan 799 Susan Wokoma 107 shit They're all so shit that all these guys actually gave them back to me. ✓
1989 Series 16 16 I'm off to find a robin. 145 The thing most guaranteed to make you groan 799 Greg Davies 2 shit I'm gonna give her 4 points for her very clever idea of getting her shit prizes back. ✓
1990 Series 16 16 I'm off to find a robin. 145 Play with these switches / Balance the most golf tees 800 Susan Wokoma 107 piss OK. Ah, ooh. Piss it!
1991 Series 16 16 I'm off to find a robin. 145 Play with these switches / Balance the most golf tees 800 Greg Davies 2 piss
piss
I really think that "piss it" is an underrated exclamation. I really enjoyed "piss it". ✓
1992 Series 16 16 I'm off to find a robin. 145 Play with these switches / Balance the most golf tees 800 Susan Wokoma 107 fuck
hell
I can't work under these conditions. Oh, my God. Fuckin' hell!
1993 Series 16 16 I'm off to find a robin. 145 Play with these switches / Balance the most golf tees 800 Lucy Beaumont 104 fuck
hell
Fuckin' hell! Sorry.
1994 Series 16 16 I'm off to find a robin. 145 Play with these switches / Balance the most golf tees 800 Greg Davies 2 fuck Yeah, you've really fucked Sam over there. ✓
1995 Series 16 16 I'm off to find a robin. 145 Play with these switches / Balance the most golf tees 800 Sam Campbell 105 shit Oh, shit, there's...
1996 Series 16 16 I'm off to find a robin. 145 Pie the air dancer in the face 801 Susan Wokoma 107 hell Now, what the hell is that?
1997 Series 16 16 I'm off to find a robin. 145 Pie the air dancer in the face 801 Sue Perkins 106 shit I loved it. I was shit at it but I loved it. ✓
1998 Series 16 16 I'm off to find a robin. 145 Pie the air dancer in the face 801 Sue Perkins 106 shit Come on, you little shit!
1999 Series 16 16 I'm off to find a robin. 145 Pie the air dancer in the face 801 Sue Perkins 106 Christ Oh, Christ.
2000 Series 16 16 I'm off to find a robin. 145 Pie the air dancer in the face 801 Susan Wokoma 107 shit Oh, shit.
2001 Series 16 16 I'm off to find a robin. 145 Pie the air dancer in the face 801 Sue Perkins 106 fuck Little fucker.
2002 Series 16 16 I'm off to find a robin. 145 Pie the air dancer in the face 801 Greg Davies 2 fuck "Take it, you little fucker."? ✓
2003 Series 16 16 I'm off to find a robin. 145 Pie the air dancer in the face 801 Susan Wokoma 107 hell It caught me by surprise, bloody hell. ✓

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CREATE TABLE profanity (
   id      INTEGER PRIMARY KEY,
   series  INTEGER REFERENCES series(id),
   episode INTEGER REFERENCES episodes(id),
   task    INTEGER REFERENCES tasks(id),
   speaker INTEGER REFERENCES people(id),
   roots   TEXT,
   quote   TEXT,
   studio  INTEGER
);
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