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1794 Series 15 15 The curse of politeness. 129   Greg Davies 2 prick And now it's over to prick-tionary corner. ✓
1795 Series 15 15 The curse of politeness. 129 Have the best first wedding dance with Alex 717 Greg Davies 2 Christ Christ almighty. It's very rare I've got nothing negative to say. ✓
1796 Series 15 15 The curse of politeness. 129 Have the best first wedding dance with Alex 717 Greg Davies 2 shit I watched it and I felt it as well. I felt it was shit. ✓
1797 Series 15 15 The curse of politeness. 129 Have the best first wedding dance with Alex 717 Greg Davies 2 fuck The one place you lost me was when you started crying at the end 'cause I thought, "Okay, well, Mae's lost their fucking mind here." ✓
1798 Series 15 15 The curse of politeness. 129 Put a ball of string on the cushion 718 Jenny Eclair 100 damn Damn and blast you!
1799 Series 15 15 The curse of politeness. 129 Put a ball of string on the cushion 718 Greg Davies 2 prick I've said it before, I'll say it again, Frankie, the guy's a prick. ✓
1800 Series 15 15 The curse of politeness. 129 Put a ball of string on the cushion 718 Kiell Smith-Bynoe 101 damn Damn, that's neat!
1801 Series 15 15 The curse of politeness. 129 Put a ball of string on the cushion 718 Jenny Eclair 100 fuck No tricks? I mean, the awful trick would be if, at the end of all this, you said, "Now wind it all back up", and I say, "Fuck off, you sod."
1802 Series 15 15 The curse of politeness. 129 Put a ball of string on the cushion 718 Jenny Eclair 100 hell Oh, bloody hell.
1803 Series 15 15 The curse of politeness. 129 Put a ball of string on the cushion 718 Greg Davies 2 damn I put that, uh, "Mae lost their goddamn mind", is what I wrote down initially. ✓
1804 Series 15 15 The curse of politeness. 129 Get all the rubber rings on your bargepole 719 Jenny Eclair 100 bastard OK, OK, you bastard.
1805 Series 15 15 The curse of politeness. 129 Get all the rubber rings on your bargepole 719 Alex Horne 1 bitch Some of the other things she said was, "Back, back. Come on, pony. Calm the flip down, Jenny. Spin, bitch, spin." ✓
1806 Series 15 15 The curse of politeness. 129 Get all the rubber rings on your bargepole 719 Mae Martin 102 piss Whoa. Yes! Piece of piss.
1807 Series 15 15 The curse of politeness. 129 Get all the rubber rings on your bargepole 719 Mae Martin 102 piss I don't... I've never said "piece of piss," that's so English. ✓
1808 Series 15 15 The curse of politeness. 129 Get all the rubber rings on your bargepole 719 Greg Davies 2 piss Even "piece of piss" felt dignified. ✓
1809 Series 15 15 Trapped in a loveless marriage. 130 The object which makes you feel weirdest when you look at it 721 Greg Davies 2 Christ Jesus Christ. Are we the meat, or are we the viewer? ✓
1810 Series 15 15 Trapped in a loveless marriage. 130 Compose and perform a musical solo 722 Jenny Eclair 100 hell Bloody hell. Yes, it's more complicated than you think.
1811 Series 15 15 Trapped in a loveless marriage. 130 Build a bridge over the red green for this potato 723 Greg Davies 2 Christ Oh, Christ, that is so hard, I enjoyed all of them. ✓
1812 Series 15 15 Trapped in a loveless marriage. 130 Build a bridge over the red green for this potato 723 Greg Davies 2 damn And I'm gonna give Frankie and Mae four points. I've literally lost my goddamn mind. ✓
1813 Series 15 15 Trapped in a loveless marriage. 130 Build a bridge over the red green for this potato 723 Frankie Boyle 98 shit As the clever one, you start planning and I go and get a whole load of random shit.
1814 Series 15 15 Trapped in a loveless marriage. 130 Build a bridge over the red green for this potato 723 Greg Davies 2 fuck
shit
Yeah, let's get them out of the way, being all nice to each other. Then we can get onto this fucking shitshow. ✓
1815 Series 15 15 Trapped in a loveless marriage. 130 Build a bridge over the red green for this potato 723 Jenny Eclair 100 shit It looks like there's shit on this one.
1816 Series 15 15 Trapped in a loveless marriage. 130 Build a bridge over the red green for this potato 723 Jenny Eclair 100 fuck I-I'm putting this down. Fuck that.
1817 Series 15 15 Trapped in a loveless marriage. 130 Create a picture of an animal on the back of your T-shirt 725 Kiell Smith-Bynoe 101 fuck Yeah, the first three! And then the fourth one was fucking sick! ✓
1818 Series 15 15 Trapped in a loveless marriage. 130 Create a picture of an animal on the back of your T-shirt 725 Kiell Smith-Bynoe 101 shit Shit's sake! ✓
1819 Series 15 15 Trapped in a loveless marriage. 130 Create a picture of an animal on the back of your T-shirt 725 Kiell Smith-Bynoe 101 fuck Fuck. ✓
1820 Series 15 15 I love to squander promise. 131 The most heroic thing 726 Greg Davies 2 hell How the hell can I score a chocolate face above this? ✓
1821 Series 15 15 I love to squander promise. 131 The most heroic thing 726 Greg Davies 2 fuck
hell
Fuckin' hell. ✓
1822 Series 15 15 I love to squander promise. 131 The most heroic thing 726 Greg Davies 2 shit So it's just between the glasses... and that shit cape. ✓
1823 Series 15 15 I love to squander promise. 131 The most heroic thing 726 Kiell Smith-Bynoe 101 shit I don't think mine's that shit. ✓
1824 Series 15 15 I love to squander promise. 131 The most heroic thing 726 Mae Martin 102 shit I don't think mine's that shit, and I designed them myself. ✓
1825 Series 15 15 I love to squander promise. 131 The most heroic thing 726 Greg Davies 2 fuck Oh, get fucked, mate. ✓
1826 Series 15 15 I love to squander promise. 131 Catch the potatoes in the potato hat 728 Mae Martin 102 fuck "The conveyor belt will start moving in three minutes from now." OK. Fuck!
1827 Series 15 15 I love to squander promise. 131 Catch the potatoes in the potato hat 728 Frankie Boyle 98 fuck
fuck
Oh, I fucking... they're not going in the fucking hat!
1828 Series 15 15 I love to squander promise. 131 Catch the potatoes in the potato hat 728 Kiell Smith-Bynoe 101 shit Ah, shit!
1829 Series 15 15 I love to squander promise. 131 Catch the potatoes in the potato hat 728 Mae Martin 102 fuck No, no. Fuck!
1830 Series 15 15 I love to squander promise. 131 Catch the potatoes in the potato hat 728 Mae Martin 102 fuck No, no, fuck, I lost it. Yes.
1831 Series 15 15 How heavy is the water? 132 Strike the most drums with a bouncy ball 732 Jenny Eclair 100 fuck There would be a way. There would be a fucking way and I haven't got it!
1832 Series 15 15 How heavy is the water? 132 Strike the most drums with a bouncy ball 732 Kiell Smith-Bynoe 101 damn There's some damn good beats. ✓
1833 Series 15 15 How heavy is the water? 132 Strike the most drums with a bouncy ball 732 Greg Davies 2 fuck I mean, honestly, Kiell, you are having a fucking nightmare on this show. ✓
1834 Series 15 15 How heavy is the water? 132 Strike the most drums with a bouncy ball 732 Frankie Boyle 98 fuck That's clearly where I've gone wrong with fishing... I should be throwing the fucking rod. ✓
1835 Series 15 15 How heavy is the water? 132 Make the fastest egg boat 733 Jenny Eclair 100 fuck There's only one thing for this, then: decorate the fuck out of it.
1836 Series 15 15 How heavy is the water? 132 Make the fastest egg boat 733 Greg Davies 2 shit Mae's boat looked like the most buoyant object ever created, but it is "one shit boat", is what I wrote down. ✓
1837 Series 15 15 How heavy is the water? 132 Task bingo 734 Jenny Eclair 100 shit Oh, I'm not standing for this. I'm not standing for this shit! ✓
1838 Series 15 15 How heavy is the water? 132 Task bingo 734 Jenny Eclair 100 ass/arse It's not fair to penalise the short arse.
1839 Series 15 15 How heavy is the water? 132 Task bingo 734 Jenny Eclair 100 bugger
bugger
Bugger. Bugger! Poor show.
1840 Series 15 15 How heavy is the water? 132 Task bingo 734 Frankie Boyle 98 fuck Has fucking John got it?
1841 Series 15 15 How heavy is the water? 132 Task bingo 734 Greg Davies 2 piss I won't be pissing against the door. ✓
1842 Series 15 15 How heavy is the water? 132 Pour your sand into the other bottle 735 Kiell Smith-Bynoe 101 shit I don't wanna get this shit in my trainers. ✓
1843 Series 15 15 How heavy is the water? 132 Pour your sand into the other bottle 735 Alex Horne 1 shit Why would you get shit in your trainers? ✓
1844 Series 15 15 How heavy is the water? 132 Pour your sand into the other bottle 735 Frankie Boyle 98 piss It's like having a really worryingly long piss. ✓
1845 Series 15 15 How heavy is the water? 132 Pour your sand into the other bottle 735 Greg Davies 2 shit Do you know, I thought this was gonna be shit telly but I'm actually quite enjoying it. ✓
1846 Series 15 15 How heavy is the water? 132 Pour your sand into the other bottle 735 Kiell Smith-Bynoe 101 fuck Fuck off! ✓
1847 Series 15 15 Old Honkfoot. 133   Greg Davies 2 pussy "If I ever meet him at a TV event, I'm gonna teach that pussy to dance." ✓
1848 Series 15 15 Old Honkfoot. 133 Musical Simon Says 738 Frankie Boyle 98 fuck And what the fuck is that?
1849 Series 15 15 Old Honkfoot. 133 Musical Simon Says 738 Frankie Boyle 98 fuck What was the fucking last one?
1850 Series 15 15 Old Honkfoot. 133 Musical Simon Says 738 Kiell Smith-Bynoe 101 shit Shit.
1851 Series 15 15 Old Honkfoot. 133 Musical Simon Says 738 Kiell Smith-Bynoe 101 fuck I'm gonna fucking kick off, Alex. ✓
1852 Series 15 15 Old Honkfoot. 133 Salvage the most spoons 739 Frankie Boyle 98 bastard What did I tell you not to do?! You greedy bastard!
1853 Series 15 15 Old Honkfoot. 133 Stuff your team-mate's waders 740 Frankie Boyle 98 fuck We're both going to lose this episode, and someone is gonna go up there and win 70 grand on a fucking scratchcard. ✓
1854 Series 15 15 It's my milk now. 134 The best thing to play about with in your bathroom 741 Greg Davies 2 shit End of sentence. It's shit. That is... that is a disappointing start. ✓
1855 Series 15 15 It's my milk now. 134 Perform a poignant domestic scene with an imaginary companion 742 Greg Davies 2 fuck
hell
Fuckin' hell. ✓
1856 Series 15 15 It's my milk now. 134 Perform a poignant domestic scene with an imaginary companion 742 Frankie Boyle 98 Christ No, Andy! Oh, Jesus Christ!
1857 Series 15 15 It's my milk now. 134 Perform a poignant domestic scene with an imaginary companion 742 Greg Davies 2 fuck
hell
Christ
And then Frankie, fucking hell... that "Jesus Christ" was genuinely too much. ✓
1858 Series 15 15 It's my milk now. 134 Perform a poignant domestic scene with an imaginary companion 742 Greg Davies 2 Christ When Frankie shouted "Jesus Christ", I actually out loud went, "Oh, my god!" And therefore he must take the five points. ✓
1859 Series 15 15 It's my milk now. 134 Efficiently shell an egg 743 Mae Martin 102 wank It looks like I'm wanking off an egg with my foot.
1860 Series 15 15 It's my milk now. 134 Efficiently shell an egg 743 Mae Martin 102 fuck Oh, god, it really does. No, fuck this. OK.
1861 Series 15 15 It's my milk now. 134 Bash the big bell with the bowling ball 744 Jenny Eclair 100 hell Kicking the ball with my golden shoes. Oh, bloody hell!
1862 Series 15 15 It's my milk now. 134 Story-time chairs 745 Jenny Eclair 100 fuck Yeah, fuck this. ✓
1863 Series 15 15 Schrödinger's egg. 135 Rotate the pulper wheel without pulping the egg 747 Jenny Eclair 100 fuck Oh, fuck it, pulp the egg!
1864 Series 15 15 Schrödinger's egg. 135 Rotate the pulper wheel without pulping the egg 747 Jenny Eclair 100 shit Oh, shit! Why didn't I think of that? ✓
1865 Series 15 15 Schrödinger's egg. 135 Free yourselves and have a team hug 748 Jenny Eclair 100 Christ Oh, Jesus Christ, that's the most disgusting thing I've ever eaten in my life.
1866 Series 15 15 Schrödinger's egg. 135 Free yourselves and have a team hug 748 Kiell Smith-Bynoe 101 fuck I... I wasn't putting fucking broccoli jelly babies in my mouth. ✓
1867 Series 15 15 Schrödinger's egg. 135 Free yourselves and have a team hug 748 Frankie Boyle 98 fuck Really fuckin' unpleasant.
1868 Series 15 15 Schrödinger's egg. 135 Free yourselves and have a team hug 748 Frankie Boyle 98 fuck You know, a lot of plane crashes happen because the copilot is too scared to say to the brash pilot, "Look, we're gonna hit the fucking ground here, mate." ✓
1869 Series 15 15 Schrödinger's egg. 135 Set the parameters for your own task 749 Ivo Graham 99 Christ Christ! The time!
1870 Series 15 15 Schrödinger's egg. 135 Set the parameters for your own task 749 Jenny Eclair 100 fuck I'm gonna cook that fucking potato 'cause it's got to be edible.
1871 Series 15 15 Schrödinger's egg. 135 Set the parameters for your own task 749 Jenny Eclair 100 fuck I don't think I clapped, I don't think I fucking clapped. ✓
1872 Series 15 15 100% Bosco. 136 The thing you take everywhere with you, but struggle to fit in your bag 751 Ivo Graham 99 damn I've had very few points for LOLs-based prize tasks, so here's some goddamn feeling. ✓
1873 Series 15 15 100% Bosco. 136 The thing you take everywhere with you, but struggle to fit in your bag 751 Frankie Boyle 98 fuck Who gives a fuck? ✓
1874 Series 15 15 100% Bosco. 136 Pile the pineapples on the path 752 Jenny Eclair 100 fuck Oh, not more fucking pineapples.
1875 Series 15 15 100% Bosco. 136 Pile the pineapples on the path 752 Mae Martin 102 fuck Ahh! Fuck!
1876 Series 15 15 100% Bosco. 136 Pile the pineapples on the path 752 Kiell Smith-Bynoe 101 fuck Fuck's sake. ✓
1877 Series 15 15 100% Bosco. 136 Repurpose an umbrella 753 Jenny Eclair 100 bugger I know that a lot will depend on this, so I'm going to go big bugger.
1878 Series 15 15 100% Bosco. 136 Put the most stuff on top of a jelly 754 Frankie Boyle 98 fuck That's more than your bowl and your fuckin' spoon. ✓
1879 Series 15 15 100% Bosco. 136 Use the scratching post to remove balls from your suit 755 Frankie Boyle 98 fuck Aw, fuck. ✓
1880 Series 15 15 A show about pedantry. 137 Make these things the same colour 757 Jenny Eclair 100 fuck Are you doing a stamp? Fucking brilliant.
1881 Series 15 15 A show about pedantry. 137 Make these things the same colour 757 Jenny Eclair 100 shit Why am I so shit at this?
1882 Series 15 15 A show about pedantry. 137 Make these things the same colour 757 Mae Martin 102 shit Oh, shit. We got some yellow on the mango.
1883 Series 15 15 A show about pedantry. 137 Make these things the same colour 757 Ivo Graham 99 fuck Smaller team, wetter conditions, better outside-the-box thinking... give us some fucking points. ✓
1884 Series 15 15 A show about pedantry. 137 Deliver a one-minute history lecture 758 Jenny Eclair 100 shit
fuck
Shit! Fuck! Why did I do that?
1885 Series 15 15 A show about pedantry. 137 Deliver a one-minute history lecture 758 Ivo Graham 99 shit Dan Jones is a piece of shit. ✓
1886 Series 15 15 A show about pedantry. 137 Deliver a one-minute history lecture 758 Frankie Boyle 98 bastard All we know is that he was some sort of brutal English bastard.
1887 Series 15 15 A show about pedantry. 137 Deliver a one-minute history lecture 758 Greg Davies 2 shit But because I enjoyed both your lecutres, despite them being clearly horse shit, I'm gonna give you two points each. ✓
1888 Series 15 15 A show about pedantry. 137 Make exactly 99 holes in the piece of paper 759 Jenny Eclair 100 shit There's quite a lot of bird shit.
1889 Series 15 15 A show about pedantry. 137 Make exactly 99 holes in the piece of paper 759 Frankie Boyle 98 shit Did you actually shit in some milk? ✓
1890 Series 15 15 A show about pedantry. 137 Make exactly 99 holes in the piece of paper 759 Jenny Eclair 100 shit I'm just going to write shit.
1891 Series 15 15 A show about pedantry. 137 Make exactly 99 holes in the piece of paper 759 Frankie Boyle 98 fuck You just couldn't shut the fuck up, could you, Ivo? ✓
1892 Series 15 15 A yardstick for failure. 138 The best Greg Davies merchandise 761 Greg Davies 2 shit "I'm coming to your shit party in six years! I'm gonna do a poo in the carpet." ✓
1893 Series 15 15 A yardstick for failure. 138 The best Greg Davies merchandise 761 Ivo Graham 99 damn Take that, damn pooch! ✓

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CREATE TABLE profanity (
   id      INTEGER PRIMARY KEY,
   series  INTEGER REFERENCES series(id),
   episode INTEGER REFERENCES episodes(id),
   task    INTEGER REFERENCES tasks(id),
   speaker INTEGER REFERENCES people(id),
   roots   TEXT,
   quote   TEXT,
   studio  INTEGER
);
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