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1635 Series 14 14 The chassis, the wings. 118 What ten films are you in? 659 John Kearns 90 hell What the hell is that? Like, an elf wears that, but there's no elves in Australia.
1636 Series 14 14 The chassis, the wings. 118 What ten films are you in? 659 Dara Ó Briain 88 hell What the hell would be in this?
1637 Series 14 14 The chassis, the wings. 118 What ten films are you in? 659 Dara Ó Briain 88 Christ Oh, Jesus Christ.
1638 Series 14 14 The chassis, the wings. 118 What ten films are you in? 659 Dara Ó Briain 88 hell Carroty goat, what the hell?
1639 Series 14 14 The chassis, the wings. 118 What ten films are you in? 659 Dara Ó Briain 88 shit Oh, shite. It has gone badly, hasn't it?
1640 Series 14 14 The chassis, the wings. 118 What ten films are you in? 659 Greg Davies 2 fuck What the fuck's going on? ✓
1641 Series 14 14 The chassis, the wings. 118 Land loo roll in the toilet 660 Greg Davies 2 ass/arse I would say once a week I do that and I look at myself and go, "You fat arsehole." ✓
1642 Series 14 14 The chassis, the wings. 118 Land loo roll in the toilet 660 Munya Chawawa 91 shit LeBron James. Shit.
1643 Series 14 14 The chassis, the wings. 118 Create the best picture of a bird 661 Munya Chawawa 91 damn Oh, damn! OK.
1644 Series 14 14 The chassis, the wings. 118 Create the best picture of a bird 661 Dara Ó Briain 88 ass/arse Why would you want a foot sticking out of its arse?
1645 Series 14 14 The chassis, the wings. 118 Create the best picture of a bird 661 Dara Ó Briain 88 Christ Oh, Jesus Christ, three of them.
1646 Series 14 14 The chassis, the wings. 118 Don't pop the balloon 662 Greg Davies 2 piss I'm absolutely pissed on the adrenaline. ✓
1647 Series 14 14 The chassis, the wings. 118 Don't pop the balloon 662 Greg Davies 2 fuck No, quite right, John. Fuck him. ✓
1648 Series 14 14 Enormous hugeness. 119 The best thing you can't throw away 663 Sarah Millican 92 shit It's six foot tall and frightens the shit out of me twice a week, maybe. It's awful. Please take it away. ✓
1649 Series 14 14 Enormous hugeness. 119 Obey all your signs 665 Dara Ó Briain 88 ass/arse "Get your arse off this." It's not on this.
1650 Series 14 14 Enormous hugeness. 119 Obey all your signs 665 John Kearns 90 bollock Right, that's bollocks. That, apparently, is "home" in Wingdings.
1651 Series 14 14 Enormous hugeness. 119 Obey all your signs 665 Greg Davies 2 ass/arse There's quite an arse theme within your response, Fern. ✓
1652 Series 14 14 Enormous hugeness. 119 Obey all your signs 665 Sarah Millican 92 bugger "Leave." "Sod off." It says "go away." This says "bugger off".
1653 Series 14 14 Enormous hugeness. 119 Obey all your signs 665 Greg Davies 2 bugger Gloria Gaynor should have been more aggressive. She should have said, "Go on, bugger off." ✓
1654 Series 14 14 Enormous hugeness. 119 Put five grapes in the little bowl 666 John Kearns 90 fuck Fuck. Guys, here we go.
1655 Series 14 14 Enormous hugeness. 119 Put five grapes in the little bowl 666 Sarah Millican 92 bugger There's another little bugger. There he is, hello. Hello.
1656 Series 14 14 Enormous hugeness. 119 Put five grapes in the little bowl 666 Munya Chawawa 91 damn Oh, damn it!
1657 Series 14 14 Enormous hugeness. 119 Put five grapes in the little bowl 666 Sarah Millican 92 fuck Fucked that one up. Bye!
1658 Series 14 14 Enormous hugeness. 119 Put five grapes in the little bowl 666 Fern Brady 89 piss A lot of surgeons are alcoholics, so it probably feels like they have big hands on an especially pissed day.
1659 Series 14 14 Enormous hugeness. 119 Put five grapes in the little bowl 666 John Kearns 90 fuck
hell
Fucking hell.
1660 Series 14 14 Enormous hugeness. 119 Put five grapes in the little bowl 666 John Kearns 90 fuck Yeah, what that picture doesn't show is that I've got flippers for fucking hands! ✓
1661 Series 14 14 Enormous hugeness. 119 Sort the ducks and the socks 667 John Kearns 90 fuck What the fuck's in that?
1662 Series 14 14 Enormous hugeness. 119 Sort the ducks and the socks 667 John Kearns 90 wank You absolute wanker!
1663 Series 14 14 Enormous hugeness. 119 Sort the ducks and the socks 667 Greg Davies 2 fuck "What the fuck is that?" "Did you hear that? Well, what dropped?" "You can't even buy them that small." ✓
1664 Series 14 14 Enormous hugeness. 119 Sort the ducks and the socks 667 John Kearns 90 fuck There is only one size of duck. I don't know what the fuck they were. ✓
1665 Series 14 14 Enormous hugeness. 119 Sort the ducks and the socks 667 Sarah Millican 92 tits I can't see me pockets 'cause of me tits. Sorry.
1666 Series 14 14 Enormous hugeness. 119 Sort the ducks and the socks 667 Munya Chawawa 91 hell What the hell?! I didn't get any in.
1667 Series 14 14 Enormous hugeness. 119 Sort the ducks and the socks 667 Greg Davies 2 tits I mean, if I'm honest, I don't know what I thought 'cause all I can hear is, "I can't see my pockets because of my tits." ✓
1668 Series 14 14 Dafty in the middle. 120 The thing you most want on a Sunday morning 669 Sarah Millican 92 dick People in hotels think you should be up at eight o'clock, 'cause they're dicks. ✓
1669 Series 14 14 Dafty in the middle. 120 The thing you most want on a Sunday morning 669 Greg Davies 2 piss All right, Dara. This should be a piece of piss, I imagine? ✓
1670 Series 14 14 Dafty in the middle. 120 Put the most sand in the shopping trolley 670 Munya Chawawa 91 shit Two minutes? OK. Shit.
1671 Series 14 14 Dafty in the middle. 120 Put the most sand in the shopping trolley 670 Sarah Millican 92 shit Ah, shit!
1672 Series 14 14 Dafty in the middle. 120 Put the most sand in the shopping trolley 670 John Kearns 90 fuck Oh, God, what the fuck are you doing?
1673 Series 14 14 Dafty in the middle. 120 Put the most sand in the shopping trolley 670 John Kearns 90 fuck
hell
Oh, fucking hell. ✓
1674 Series 14 14 Dafty in the middle. 120 Put the most sand in the shopping trolley 670 Fern Brady 89 ass/arse Just move up nearer to my arse.
1675 Series 14 14 Dafty in the middle. 120 Put the most sand in the shopping trolley 670 Fern Brady 89 fuck Ah, fuck's sake.
1676 Series 14 14 Dafty in the middle. 120 Put the most sand in the shopping trolley 670 John Kearns 90 fuck We've been fucking robbed.
1677 Series 14 14 Dafty in the middle. 120 Put the most sand in the shopping trolley 670 John Kearns 90 fuck There's so much fucking sand in there.
1678 Series 14 14 Dafty in the middle. 120 Identify the ice cream flavours 671 Munya Chawawa 91 damn Goddamn! What's been going on in this room?
1679 Series 14 14 Dafty in the middle. 120 Identify the ice cream flavours 671 Sarah Millican 92 fuck What the fuck is that?
1680 Series 14 14 Dafty in the middle. 120 Identify the ice cream flavours 671 Sarah Millican 92 fuck That is fucking vile.
1681 Series 14 14 Dafty in the middle. 120 Identify the ice cream flavours 671 Sarah Millican 92 shit I don't do olives. Tiny, shitty grapes.
1682 Series 14 14 Dafty in the middle. 120 Identify the ice cream flavours 671 Sarah Millican 92 bugger
hell
Oh, bugger hell.
1683 Series 14 14 Dafty in the middle. 120 Identify the ice cream flavours 671 Fern Brady 89 fuck Fucking salt and petrol or something.
1684 Series 14 14 Dafty in the middle. 120 Identify the ice cream flavours 671 Greg Davies 2 fuck Sarah, the very first thing you said after you tasted one is, and I quote, "What the fuck is that?" ✓
1685 Series 14 14 Dafty in the middle. 120 Identify the ice cream flavours 671 Sarah Millican 92 fuck Like, "Ooh, what the fuck is that? Mm." ✓
1686 Series 14 14 Dafty in the middle. 120 Identify the ice cream flavours 671 John Kearns 90 Christ Oh, Jesus Christ!
1687 Series 14 14 Dafty in the middle. 120 Catch something 672 Sarah Millican 92 shit Mine's better. Mine's always better. That's shit.
1688 Series 14 14 Dafty in the middle. 120 Catch something 672 Alex Horne 1 fuck Oh, fuck's sake.
1689 Series 14 14 Dafty in the middle. 120 Catch something 672 John Kearns 90 fuck Oh, fuck!
1690 Series 14 14 Dafty in the middle. 120 Catch something 672 John Kearns 90 shit Oh, shit.
1691 Series 14 14 Dafty in the middle. 120 Catch something 672 John Kearns 90 fuck Something's fucking happened!
1692 Series 14 14 Dafty in the middle. 120 Catch something 672 Greg Davies 2 fuck You whispered to yourself, "Fuck sake." ✓
1693 Series 14 14 Dafty in the middle. 120 Catch something 672 Greg Davies 2 twat I particularly liked the... romance of that with this twat in the background. ✓
1694 Series 14 14 Dafty in the middle. 120 Play your sounds right 673 Greg Davies 2 fuck He really did try, but someone didn't put enough power into their fucking throws, did they? ✓
1695 Series 14 14 Dafty in the middle. 120 Play your sounds right 673 Alex Horne 1 fuck Fuck's sake. ✓
1696 Series 14 14 Crumbs in my bralette. 121 Turn on the bubble machine 675 Fern Brady 89 fuck Ugh, fuck's sake.
1697 Series 14 14 Crumbs in my bralette. 121 Turn on the bubble machine 675 Munya Chawawa 91 hell What the hell am I gonna do?
1698 Series 14 14 Crumbs in my bralette. 121 Turn on the bubble machine 675 John Kearns 90 fuck Fuck!
1699 Series 14 14 Crumbs in my bralette. 121 Turn on the bubble machine 675 Sarah Millican 92 dick Oh, my god, I've found it! Oh, you dicks! Oh, I hate you all.
1700 Series 14 14 Crumbs in my bralette. 121 Get the tarpaulin into one of the containers 676 Sarah Millican 92 shit That's fulla shit.
1701 Series 14 14 Crumbs in my bralette. 121 Get the tarpaulin into one of the containers 676 John Kearns 90 fuck Fuck is that? What's happening?
1702 Series 14 14 Crumbs in my bralette. 121 Get the tarpaulin into one of the containers 676 John Kearns 90 fuck Fuck.
1703 Series 14 14 Crumbs in my bralette. 121 Write a classic song incorporating five wonderful words 677 John Kearns 90 prick ♪ The lady on the phone said, "What? Get here, you prick" ♪
1704 Series 14 14 Crumbs in my bralette. 121 Write a classic song incorporating five wonderful words 677 Sarah Millican 92 shit Oh, shit. ✓
1705 Series 14 14 Crumbs in my bralette. 121 Write a classic song incorporating five wonderful words 677 Greg Davies 2 fuck Who was it who said you sound awful at singing? Well, fuck you, ex-partner. ✓
1706 Series 14 14 Crumbs in my bralette. 121 Egg and spoon throw 678 Greg Davies 2 hell It's probably that I'm not street enough to appreciate rap, and also I don't know what the hell Dara was going on about. ✓
1707 Series 14 14 Crumbs in my bralette. 121 Egg and spoon throw 678 Fern Brady 89 fuck Oh, fuck. ✓
1708 Series 14 14 Chip Biffington. 122 The most useless thing that cost over £20 679 Greg Davies 2 Christ Jesus Christ. ✓
1709 Series 14 14 Chip Biffington. 122 Get the most pleasure from these rubber chutes 680 John Kearns 90 fuck Fuck me, imagine I get this. Genuine pleasure.
1710 Series 14 14 Chip Biffington. 122 Get the most pleasure from these rubber chutes 680 John Kearns 90 shit Shit!
1711 Series 14 14 Chip Biffington. 122 Get the most pleasure from these rubber chutes 680 John Kearns 90 fuck Oh, fuck it!
1712 Series 14 14 Chip Biffington. 122 Perform the best routine to this music 681 John Kearns 90 fuck Oh, fuck.
1713 Series 14 14 Chip Biffington. 122 Perform the best routine to this music 681 Fern Brady 89 shit I just said to John, "Who did that shit drawing?" And he was like, "That was you." ✓
1714 Series 14 14 Chip Biffington. 122 Luggage trolley bowling 682 John Kearns 90 piss I can do that, easy. Piss-easy.
1715 Series 14 14 Chip Biffington. 122 Luggage trolley bowling 682 Fern Brady 89 fuck Fuck off.
1716 Series 14 14 Chip Biffington. 122 Luggage trolley bowling 682 Sarah Millican 92 shit
fuck
It really annoys me, 'cause I think, "Oh, it's just shit", and then I'll do some and I'll be like, "Oh, I feel a bit better", then I think, "Fuck!" ✓
1717 Series 14 14 Chip Biffington. 122 Luggage trolley bowling 682 Greg Davies 2 fuck If I was giving bonus points out anymore, which I don't do, you'd be getting one for telling Alex to fuck off so poetically. ✓
1718 Series 14 14 Chip Biffington. 122 Luggage trolley bowling 682 John Kearns 90 bastard Go on, you...bastard.
1719 Series 14 14 Chip Biffington. 122 Luggage trolley bowling 682 Munya Chawawa 91 damn You know, I just wanted to give you the whole damn Olympics.
1720 Series 14 14 Chip Biffington. 122 Communicate animals by saying letters and doing impressions 683 Greg Davies 2 shit I shouldn't give clues, but this is the shittest impression of that animal I've ever seen. ✓
1721 Series 14 14 Long-legged lobster. 123 The best thing you've ever received in the post 684 Munya Chawawa 91 shit Shit is weird. ✓
1722 Series 14 14 Long-legged lobster. 123 Hold the milk bottles above the microwaves 685 John Kearns 90 fuck Fuck this. No, you're mad. Huh?
1723 Series 14 14 Long-legged lobster. 123 Hold the milk bottles above the microwaves 685 Greg Davies 2 fuck I quote John during the actual task: "Fuck this!" ✓
1724 Series 14 14 Long-legged lobster. 123 Hold the milk bottles above the microwaves 685 Sarah Millican 92 shit Gives me the shits?
1725 Series 14 14 Long-legged lobster. 123 Hold the milk bottles above the microwaves 685 Dara Ó Briain 88 ass/arse Arse.
1726 Series 14 14 Long-legged lobster. 123 Hold the milk bottles above the microwaves 685 Greg Davies 2 fuck We've caught the moment where Dara realized that he's totally fucked this. ✓
1727 Series 14 14 Long-legged lobster. 123 Reach the end of two lanes in the same amount of time 686 Dara Ó Briain 88 fuck And you all had a big fuckin' party about that. ✓
1728 Series 14 14 Long-legged lobster. 123 Strike the bullseye with your paint 687 Munya Chawawa 91 hell
shit
What the hell? Alex? Shit. Okay, I need to go back.
1729 Series 14 14 Long-legged lobster. 123 Strike the bullseye with your paint 687 Fern Brady 89 fuck Fuck's sake!
1730 Series 14 14 Long-legged lobster. 123 Strike the bullseye with your paint 687 Sarah Millican 92 bugger Ooh, bugger.
1731 Series 14 14 Long-legged lobster. 123 Strike the bullseye with your paint 687 John Kearns 90 Christ Christ, what was I doing? ✓
1732 Series 14 14 The system of endless plates. 124 The thing you'd most like to have on a car journey 689 Fern Brady 89 piss If you're a comedian, one of the things you need... is the skill of holding in your piss for long amounts of time on car journeys. ✓
1733 Series 14 14 The system of endless plates. 124 The thing you'd most like to have on a car journey 689 Greg Davies 2 prick Look at this prick. ✓
1734 Series 14 14 The system of endless plates. 124 The thing you'd most like to have on a car journey 689 Greg Davies 2 shit Shit. ✓

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CREATE TABLE profanity (
   id      INTEGER PRIMARY KEY,
   series  INTEGER REFERENCES series(id),
   episode INTEGER REFERENCES episodes(id),
   task    INTEGER REFERENCES tasks(id),
   speaker INTEGER REFERENCES people(id),
   roots   TEXT,
   quote   TEXT,
   studio  INTEGER
);
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