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1519 Series 13 13 The noise that blue makes. 107 The most exciting thing to be found in a skip 598 Greg Davies 2 piss Your trophy's been pissed on already. ✓
1520 Series 13 13 The noise that blue makes. 107 The most exciting thing to be found in a skip 598 Greg Davies 2 shit Write down "Judi Love, incredible bullshitter." ✓
1521 Series 13 13 The noise that blue makes. 107 The most exciting thing to be found in a skip 598 Greg Davies 2 shit I think that's because Judi did such a good job of bullshitting me about the tape. ✓
1522 Series 13 13 The noise that blue makes. 107 The most exciting thing to be found in a skip 598 Greg Davies 2 shit Great news about your shit sofa: you've got three sweet points for it. ✓
1523 Series 13 13 The noise that blue makes. 107 Find all ten ducks in the lab 599 Ardal O'Hanlon 78 fuck I can see it, okay? They're not ducks. Fucking hens.
1524 Series 13 13 The noise that blue makes. 107 Find all ten ducks in the lab 599 Chris Ramsey 80 damn Turn around. God damn it.
1525 Series 13 13 The noise that blue makes. 107 Find all ten ducks in the lab 599 Judi Love 81 piss What's in it for you is I'm not gonna get pissed off.
1526 Series 13 13 The noise that blue makes. 107 Create a lipstick portrait of the Taskmaster 600 Chris Ramsey 80 Christ Christ alive!
1527 Series 13 13 The noise that blue makes. 107 Create a lipstick portrait of the Taskmaster 600 Chris Ramsey 80 fuck Woodpeckers must be hard as fuck. ✓
1528 Series 13 13 The noise that blue makes. 107 Create a lipstick portrait of the Taskmaster 600 Greg Davies 2 tits I've eaten a lot of crisps. Yeah. I've got big, I got big tits? ✓
1529 Series 13 13 The noise that blue makes. 107 Create a lipstick portrait of the Taskmaster 600 Chris Ramsey 80 shit Oh, my word! That is... phenomenal bullshit. ✓
1530 Series 13 13 Birdy hand finger. 108 The object you would most like to show to an alien 603 Bridget Christie 79 hell I think they would be going, "Who the hell is this guy?" You know. ✓
1531 Series 13 13 Birdy hand finger. 108 The object you would most like to show to an alien 603 Greg Davies 2 shit He's brought something totally shit in... ✓
1532 Series 13 13 Birdy hand finger. 108 Tie a ribbon round the maypole or hit it with a ping pong ball 604 Bridget Christie 79 twat Oh, my god, you absolute twat face.
1533 Series 13 13 Birdy hand finger. 108 Tie a ribbon round the maypole or hit it with a ping pong ball 604 Judi Love 81 shit Ooh, shit.
1534 Series 13 13 Birdy hand finger. 108 Tie a ribbon round the maypole or hit it with a ping pong ball 604 Greg Davies 2 shit It would've been less of a shit show, would it? ✓
1535 Series 13 13 Birdy hand finger. 108 Recreate the coolest photo from your phone 605 Greg Davies 2 shit The other two, I mean, literally scare the shit out of me. ✓
1536 Series 13 13 Birdy hand finger. 108 Recreate the coolest photo from your phone 605 Sophie Duker 82 piss You could've pissed in the bottle or something to make it yellow. ✓
1537 Series 13 13 Birdy hand finger. 108 Recreate the coolest photo from your phone 605 Greg Davies 2 piss The hooded man in the original isn't pissing against a wall. ✓
1538 Series 13 13 Birdy hand finger. 108 Recreate the coolest photo from your phone 605 Bridget Christie 79 piss That's what I thought, but I hadn't seen that, so otherwise I'd have changed that to say you look like you're pissing. ✓
1539 Series 13 13 Birdy hand finger. 108 Score an exercise ball hat-trick using a buggy 606 Chris Ramsey 80 hell So what... what the hell's going on here?
1540 Series 13 13 Birdy hand finger. 108 Score an exercise ball hat-trick using a buggy 606 Chris Ramsey 80 shit Ah, shit.
1541 Series 13 13 I think I've got this. 109   Greg Davies 2 prick For want of a more sophisticated response, the guy's a prick. ✓
1542 Series 13 13 I think I've got this. 109 The item that sounds funniest when you say its name over and over again 608 Judi Love 81 damn Surely that gets a damn point or something! ✓
1543 Series 13 13 I think I've got this. 109 The item that sounds funniest when you say its name over and over again 608 Greg Davies 2 cock I put it to you, Bridget, that you've deliberately chosen a stopcock because it's got the word "cock" in it. ✓
1544 Series 13 13 I think I've got this. 109 The item that sounds funniest when you say its name over and over again 608 Greg Davies 2 fuck
fuck
I'm sorry, pleasant fucker didn't do it for me. Pleasant fucker? Come on. ✓
1545 Series 13 13 I think I've got this. 109 Recreate a historical moment using traffic cones 609 Chris Ramsey 80 shit This is Dolly the Sheep. Didn't name that one, no one gives a shit.
1546 Series 13 13 I think I've got this. 109 Recreate a historical moment using traffic cones 609 Judi Love 81 fuck My art draws the emotion after I've done it, with just simple sand and a fucking crown... what else do you need? ✓
1547 Series 13 13 I think I've got this. 109 Recreate a historical moment using traffic cones 609 Greg Davies 2 fuck I'll tell you what you need, one point. And you can thank me for it. Fucking rubbish! ✓
1548 Series 13 13 I think I've got this. 109 Make all the things happen at the same time 610 Chris Ramsey 80 bastard You bastards are going last.
1549 Series 13 13 I think I've got this. 109 Make all the things happen at the same time 610 Chris Ramsey 80 dick Well, 'cause I was expecting Captain Dickhead here to just keep lighting 'em again. ✓
1550 Series 13 13 I think I've got this. 109 Enable Alex to bite his duck 611 Chris Ramsey 80 fuck You can go fuck yourself, you can.
1551 Series 13 13 I think I've got this. 109 Enable Alex to bite his duck 611 Chris Ramsey 80 shit Oh, my god, it's not even on full power, you shit.
1552 Series 13 13 I think I've got this. 109 Enable Alex to bite his duck 611 Chris Ramsey 80 fuck I don't even care about the points, this is fuckin' great.
1553 Series 13 13 I think I've got this. 109 Enable Alex to bite his duck 611 Chris Ramsey 80 ass/arse Stick your duck up your arse.
1554 Series 13 13 I think I've got this. 109 Face leg or other leg? 612 Judi Love 81 shit "As a team, put one of your faces and one of your legs through the hole." I'm not doing that shit. ✓
1555 Series 13 13 I think I've got this. 109 Face leg or other leg? 612 Greg Davies 2 fuck Fuck! ✓
1556 Series 13 13 I think I've got this. 109 Face leg or other leg? 612 Chris Ramsey 80 bugger Bugger! ✓
1557 Series 13 13 I think I've got this. 109 Face leg or other leg? 612 Judi Love 81 fuck Oh, for fuck's sake. ✓
1558 Series 13 13 Shoe Who. 110 Guess Shoe 614 Judi Love 81 piss No, no, don't take the piss.
1559 Series 13 13 Shoe Who. 110 Give Alex the best stag minute 615 Greg Davies 2 fuck Get your fuckin' hand off me! ✓
1560 Series 13 13 Shoe Who. 110 Give Alex the best stag minute 615 Bridget Christie 79 fuck Eat your fucking worm!
1561 Series 13 13 Shoe Who. 110 Make a stirring speech out of the bunting 616 Greg Davies 2 fuck We all heard you say, "Just eat your fucking worm!" ✓
1562 Series 13 13 Shoe Who. 110 Make a stirring speech out of the bunting 616 Sophie Duker 82 damn God damn. If Sophie Duker wins Taskmaster, we all win her, papa.
1563 Series 13 13 Shoe Who. 110 Make a stirring speech out of the bunting 616 Alex Horne 1 damn Yeah, I mean, it started with "God damn." ✓
1564 Series 13 13 Shoe Who. 110 Make a stirring speech out of the bunting 616 Judi Love 81 ass/arse A rass is like... an arse. ✓
1565 Series 13 13 Shoe Who. 110 Knock over your opponents' dolls with a tyre 617 Judi Love 81 shit
fuck
Look at this shit! Look at this. My nail has fuckin' popped off! ✓
1566 Series 13 13 Having a little chuckle. 111 High-five Alex 621 Judi Love 81 hell What the hell was I thinking?
1567 Series 13 13 Having a little chuckle. 111 High-five Alex 621 Judi Love 81 hell Can I just say, I didn't know what the hell was going on. ✓
1568 Series 13 13 Having a little chuckle. 111 Raise the water level to the top of the fish tank 622 Judi Love 81 shit This shit ain't getting wet, okay. I need you to know that.
1569 Series 13 13 Having a little chuckle. 111 Raise the water level to the top of the fish tank 622 Judi Love 81 dick It's floating like two dicks! Why is it floating?
1570 Series 13 13 Having a little chuckle. 111 Raise the water level to the top of the fish tank 622 Greg Davies 2 dick Obviously Judi's gone straight into the Taskmaster book of quotes by saying of a bunch of bananas, "It's floating like two dicks." ✓
1571 Series 13 13 Having a little chuckle. 111 Answer Alex's phone call 623 Judi Love 81 damn So where's the phone? Where's the damn phone?!
1572 Series 13 13 Having a little chuckle. 111 Answer Alex's phone call 623 Chris Ramsey 80 prick
prick
prick
Get on the stick, you prick! Get on the stick, you prick! You prick, get on the stick!
1573 Series 13 13 Having a little chuckle. 111 Answer Alex's phone call 623 Greg Davies 2 prick I enjoyed, "Get on the stick, you prick." ✓
1574 Series 13 13 The 75th question. 112 Use a cement mixer 626 Greg Davies 2 prick You could imagine some prick coming up with it, yeah. ✓
1575 Series 13 13 The 75th question. 112 Use a cement mixer 626 Greg Davies 2 fuck
fuck
prick
Oh, "welcome to the Cement Mixer Bar", fuck. Fuck you, ya hipster pricks. ✓
1576 Series 13 13 The 75th question. 112 Record a high number on a pedometer 627 Judi Love 81 shit Oh, shit.
1577 Series 13 13 The 75th question. 112 Record a high number on a pedometer 627 Judi Love 81 fuck Fuck...
1578 Series 13 13 The 75th question. 112 Record a high number on a pedometer 627 Judi Love 81 piss I am so pissed off. ✓
1579 Series 13 13 The 75th question. 112 Hold a meeting with yourselves 628 Chris Ramsey 80 prick Some chocolate has been stolen, and it was one of you greedy pricks.
1580 Series 13 13 The 75th question. 112 Hold a meeting with yourselves 628 Ardal O'Hanlon 78 shit Before we go any further, chairman, some gobshite's blocking the Bentley.
1581 Series 13 13 The 75th question. 112 Correctly guess the person's first name 629 Greg Davies 2 fuck I mean, what sort of fucking opener was that? ✓
1582 Series 13 13 The 75th question. 112 Correctly guess the person's first name 629 Judi Love 81 damn Damn it. ✓
1583 Series 13 13 The 75th question. 112 Display your vocal range 630 Ardal O'Hanlon 78 shit Shit! ✓
1584 Series 13 13 Heg. 113 Show off 632 Judi Love 81 bitch When you can fry four of them at the same time evenly and they come out golden—hello, I'm that bitch. Hello. ✓
1585 Series 13 13 Heg. 113 Deliver a cocktail to Greg 633 Sophie Duker 82 shit Shit. Is this a full one?
1586 Series 13 13 Heg. 113 Deliver a cocktail to Greg 633 Greg Davies 2 ass/arse I mean, the obvious highlight is Ardal's arse lid that he created. ✓
1587 Series 13 13 Heg. 113 Create an edible sculpture 634 Greg Davies 2 fuck You didn't know who I fucking was a minute ago! ✓
1588 Series 13 13 Heg. 113 Create an edible sculpture 634 Chris Ramsey 80 shit Oh, shit. That's 65 already.
1589 Series 13 13 Heg. 113 Eat your beautiful sculpture 635 Judi Love 81 shit I mean, honestly, look at that shit.
1590 Series 13 13 Heg. 113 Eat your beautiful sculpture 635 Greg Davies 2 cock It really does feel like an evolution from us childishly drawing cock and balls on windows, as I've done, I'm ashamed to say, so many times. ✓
1591 Series 13 13 Heg. 113 Build the tallest tower of toilet rolls 636 Sophie Duker 82 shit I don't give a shit. ✓
1592 Series 13 13 Heg. 113 Build the tallest tower of toilet rolls 636 Chris Ramsey 80 fuck Oh, now you fuck up?! ✓
1593 Series 13 13 You tuper super. 114 Learn Swedish 638 Bridget Christie 79 shit
hell
"Learn Swedish." Oh, shitting hell!
1594 Series 13 13 You tuper super. 114 Learn Swedish 638 Greg Davies 2 hell Erm, the song. I mean, where the hell did that come from? ✓
1595 Series 13 13 You tuper super. 114 Poke your tongue out for the longest time 639 Judi Love 81 fuck Oh, for fuck's sake.
1596 Series 13 13 You tuper super. 114 Poke your tongue out for the longest time 639 Judi Love 81 fuck Fuck this.
1597 Series 13 13 You tuper super. 114 Walk through the door wearing the longest shoes and biggest hat 640 Chris Ramsey 80 fuck There's no fucking shoes!
1598 Series 13 13 You tuper super. 114 Walk through the door wearing the longest shoes and biggest hat 640 Greg Davies 2 fuck "There's no fucking shoes." "I don't understand what's happening" times five. ✓
1599 Series 13 13 You tuper super. 114 Write down things that fit the category 641 Greg Davies 2 ass/arse She's right, you can get big-ass frogs, but it's academic. ✓
1600 Series 13 13 It might be wind. 115 The best object with a handle 642 Greg Davies 2 hell I don't know what the hell she's brought in. I still don't know. ✓
1601 Series 13 13 It might be wind. 115 Get the most surprising thing delivered 643 Judi Love 81 damn I was surprised at how much I looked like the damn fish. ✓
1602 Series 13 13 It might be wind. 115 Poke a body part out of the shower curtain 645 Bridget Christie 79 fuck And, well, I stepped out of the barn and fucked myself, so... ✓
1603 Series 13 13 It might be wind. 115 Poke a body part out of the shower curtain 645 Chris Ramsey 80 ass/arse I'm thinking how could I disguise me arse as a head, is that possible?
1604 Series 13 13 It might be wind. 115 Predict how many cans you can fit in a bag 646 Bridget Christie 79 fuck Oh, fuck off. ✓
1605 Series 13 13 It might be wind. 115 Predict how many cans you can fit in a bag 646 Judi Love 81 piss I'm pissed off. ✓
1606 Series 13 13 The House Queens. 116 The finest family heirloom 647 Ardal O'Hanlon 78 shit Oh, shit. ✓
1607 Series 13 13 The House Queens. 116 The finest family heirloom 647 Greg Davies 2 shit But I've got to recognise what an amazing bullshitter Judi Love is. I'm gonna give her two points. ✓
1608 Series 13 13 The House Queens. 116 Identify the liquids 648 Judi Love 81 damn What is that damn smell?
1609 Series 13 13 The House Queens. 116 Identify the liquids 648 Chris Ramsey 80 hell Oh, there it is. What the hell is that?
1610 Series 13 13 The House Queens. 116 Identify the liquids 648 Chris Ramsey 80 bugger Bugger.
1611 Series 13 13 The House Queens. 116 Identify the liquids 648 Sophie Duker 82 ass/arse It's slightly fizzy. It tastes like ass. Is it Dr Pepper?
1612 Series 13 13 The House Queens. 116 Record a multi-track song about your team 650 Chris Ramsey 80 damn Oh, goddamn it.
1613 Series 13 13 The House Queens. 116 Record a multi-track song about your team 650 Chris Ramsey 80 shit Track six, er, a humming or some shit.
1614 Series 13 13 The House Queens. 116 Record a multi-track song about your team 650 Chris Ramsey 80 fuck ♪ In a high five stand-off, we'll take your fucking hand off ♪
1615 Series 13 13 The House Queens. 116 Draw a life-size self portrait with your nose in the canvas 651 Greg Davies 2 fuck Yeah, I know that, just one of them isn't on your fucking head. ✓

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CREATE TABLE profanity (
   id      INTEGER PRIMARY KEY,
   series  INTEGER REFERENCES series(id),
   episode INTEGER REFERENCES episodes(id),
   task    INTEGER REFERENCES tasks(id),
   speaker INTEGER REFERENCES people(id),
   roots   TEXT,
   quote   TEXT,
   studio  INTEGER
);
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