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1291 Series 11 11 It's not your fault. 86 Do something impressive under the table while waving 491 Lee Mack 65 shit Oh, shit. I've dropped everything!
1292 Series 11 11 It's not your fault. 86 Do something impressive under the table while waving 491 Jamali Maddix 64 shit I'm not going to clap that, that was, that's bullshit. That's it. ✓
1293 Series 11 11 It's not your fault. 86 Deliver all the plates to Alex 493 Lee Mack 65 bollock Bollocks.
1294 Series 11 11 It's not your fault. 86 Stack your buckets so that they are taller than you 494 Jamali Maddix 64 fuck Go and fuck up Mike's one! ✓
1295 Series 11 11 The Lure of the Treacle Puppies. 87 The best drinking vessel 495 Jamali Maddix 64 shit I'm sick of trying to be like, "Oh, I'm gonna bring in a shoe that sings." I'm not doing that shit no more. ✓
1296 Series 11 11 The Lure of the Treacle Puppies. 87 The best drinking vessel 495 Jamali Maddix 64 shit It's that whimsy and ahh, it's, "Oh, look, it's a vessel," and all this shit. ✓
1297 Series 11 11 The Lure of the Treacle Puppies. 87 Make the balloon hover 496 Lee Mack 65 bugger
bastard
Oh, you bugger! Oh, you... bastard!
1298 Series 11 11 The Lure of the Treacle Puppies. 87 Make the balloon hover 496 Greg Davies 2 hell That would be one hell of an ending to a dance. ✓
1299 Series 11 11 The Lure of the Treacle Puppies. 87 Have an argument 497 Jamali Maddix 64 damn Oh, damn.
1300 Series 11 11 The Lure of the Treacle Puppies. 87 Have an argument 497 Lee Mack 65 twat Fool? Me? I'll give you, you twat.
1301 Series 11 11 The Lure of the Treacle Puppies. 87 Have an argument 497 Lee Mack 65 cock I'll show you my cock.
1302 Series 11 11 The Lure of the Treacle Puppies. 87 Have an argument 497 Jamali Maddix 64 fuck I disagree... I... hate... it. Fuck.
1303 Series 11 11 The Lure of the Treacle Puppies. 87 Make the house haunted 498 Jamali Maddix 64 shit You didn't know how that shit was moving, didja? ✓
1304 Series 11 11 Run up a tree to the moon. 88 The most shocking cat- to pig-sized thing 500 Greg Davies 2 Christ Jesus Christ. ✓
1305 Series 11 11 Run up a tree to the moon. 88 Make the sauna stones hiss 501 Lee Mack 65 shit Oh, shit! Sorry.
1306 Series 11 11 Run up a tree to the moon. 88 Create a days in month mnemonic 502 Greg Davies 2 hell It was one hell of an opener. ✓
1307 Series 11 11 Run up a tree to the moon. 88 Get your luggage through security 503 Greg Davies 2 fuck So, what you're saying is Charlotte absolutely fucked it? ✓
1308 Series 11 11 Run up a tree to the moon. 88 Get your luggage through security 503 Alex Horne 1 fuck Well, I wouldn't have used those words, no, I would have said completely fucked it. ✓
1309 Series 11 11 Run up a tree to the moon. 88 Get your luggage through security 503 Jamali Maddix 64 shit Oh, shit. ✓
1310 Series 11 11 Run up a tree to the moon. 88 Act out nursery rhymes 504 Lee Mack 65 prick Oh! Polly Put the Kettle On, you prick! ✓
1311 Series 11 11 Run up a tree to the moon. 88 Act out nursery rhymes 504 Greg Davies 2 Christ Are you Christ? ✓
1312 Series 11 11 Premature conker. 89 The craziest thing 505 Mike Wozniak 66 bastard Charlotte is really there, but all of those old bastards have been superimposed in. ✓
1313 Series 11 11 Premature conker. 89 Get all of the banana in the bottle 506 Sarah Kendall 67 shit Oh, shit, that's, that's not going to work.
1314 Series 11 11 Premature conker. 89 Get all of the banana in the bottle 506 Sarah Kendall 67 fuck Fucking, come on. Yeah, yeah, it's in.
1315 Series 11 11 Premature conker. 89 Get the sheet of loo roll as far away as possible 508 Jamali Maddix 64 shit Being in that house for so long, you kind of just wanna start ripping shit off the walls. ✓
1316 Series 11 11 Premature conker. 89 Get the sheet of loo roll as far away as possible 508 Sarah Kendall 67 fuck Oh, fuck! No! No, no. Did that just touch?
1317 Series 11 11 Premature conker. 89 Identify the contents of the bowl 509 Greg Davies 2 ass/arse And very wise, stopping to dry the top of a bucket with her ass. ✓
1318 Series 11 11 Slap and tong. 90 Cover your legs in cling film and gaffer tape / Put on the captain’s hat 511 Lee Mack 65 bastard Oh, you bastard.
1319 Series 11 11 Slap and tong. 90 Make the best uniform for this bee 512 Jamali Maddix 64 prick I'm such a dumb prick.
1320 Series 11 11 Slap and tong. 90 Make the best uniform for this bee 512 Jamali Maddix 64 fuck Ow, fuck it.
1321 Series 11 11 Slap and tong. 90 Sort the objects with your face 513 Charlotte Ritchie 63 hell What the hell's that?
1322 Series 11 11 Slap and tong. 90 Sort the objects with your face 513 Charlotte Ritchie 63 fuck Oh, fuck. There's that egg. OK.
1323 Series 11 11 Slap and tong. 90 Sort the objects with your face 513 Jamali Maddix 64 fuck Urgh! What the fuck is that?
1324 Series 11 11 Slap and tong. 90 Sort the objects with your face 513 Jamali Maddix 64 shit
shit
It's like, shit, oh, well, we've got shit on a plate.
1325 Series 11 11 Slap and tong. 90 Sort the objects with your face 513 Jamali Maddix 64 shit People at Channel 4 watching people eat shit on a plate.
1326 Series 11 11 Slap and tong. 90 Sort the objects with your face 513 Jamali Maddix 64 fuck I got very unprofessional... and I just decided to fuck the place up. ✓
1327 Series 11 11 Slap and tong. 90 Slap and tong 514 Charlotte Ritchie 63 damn Oh, I'm gonna get you... Damn! ✓
1328 Series 11 11 Slap and tong. 90 Slap and tong 514 Jamali Maddix 64 fuck Fuck, it is tense, innit? ✓
1329 Series 11 11 Absolute casserole. 91 The most annoying thing 515 Sarah Kendall 67 shit Yeah, it's a piece of shit. ✓
1330 Series 11 11 Absolute casserole. 91 The most annoying thing 515 Greg Davies 2 shit
shit
I couldn't give a shit. I couldn't give a shit. ✓
1331 Series 11 11 Absolute casserole. 91 The most annoying thing 515 Jamali Maddix 64 piss He's like, "Oh, look, yeah, I'm a lion", and he was blue. And it really pissed me off. ✓
1332 Series 11 11 Absolute casserole. 91 Make a portrait of the Taskmaster on a door using your feet 517 Jamali Maddix 64 shit He's sitting under a tree, thinking of tasks and shit.
1333 Series 11 11 Absolute casserole. 91 Make a portrait of the Taskmaster on a door using your feet 517 Greg Davies 2 shit The idea of me sitting under a tree thinking of tasks and shit... ✓
1334 Series 11 11 Absolute casserole. 91 Make a portrait of the Taskmaster on a door using your feet 517 Alex Horne 1 piss Well, Sarah said "This is a piece of piss. There's his little piggy nose," and she did this. ✓
1335 Series 11 11 Absolute casserole. 91 Make a portrait of the Taskmaster on a door using your feet 517 Alex Horne 1 shit Jamali said it was so good you could take it to a gallery and sell this shit. ✓
1336 Series 11 11 Absolute casserole. 91 Vandalise a wall creatively 518 Jamali Maddix 64 fuck Is it cool if I just start fuckin' it up?
1337 Series 11 11 Absolute casserole. 91 Vandalise a wall creatively 518 Jamali Maddix 64 dick Yeah, it hit me in the dick.
1338 Series 11 11 Absolute casserole. 91 Vandalise a wall creatively 518 Greg Davies 2 fuck And is this your sloag? "Is it OK for me to start fucking it up?" ✓
1339 Series 11 11 Absolute casserole. 91 Identify the battered items 519 Jamali Maddix 64 dick
dick
And it wasn't like TV, "Oh, no, it hit my dick." No, it hit me straight in the dick. ✓
1340 Series 11 11 Absolute casserole. 91 Identify the battered items 519 Sarah Kendall 67 prick Oh, you prick!
1341 Series 11 11 Absolute casserole. 91 Identify the battered items 519 Sarah Kendall 67 hell What the hell is that?!
1342 Series 11 11 Absolute casserole. 91 Fire rubber bands into Alex’s bum bag 521 Jamali Maddix 64 shit Aw, shit. All right, well... ✓
1343 Series 11 11 You've got no chutzpah. 92 Complete the most tasks 523 Sarah Kendall 67 fuck Uh, mash the... Oh, for fuck's sake.
1344 Series 11 11 You've got no chutzpah. 92 Complete the most tasks 523 Greg Davies 2 fuck And Sarah became the most Australian person on Earth, "Aw, for fuck's sake!" ✓
1345 Series 11 11 You've got no chutzpah. 92 Complete the most tasks 523 Sarah Kendall 67 fuck What's a verb that starts with Y? Yell at a zebra. Ah, you fucking zebra!
1346 Series 11 11 You've got no chutzpah. 92 Complete the most tasks 523 Greg Davies 2 fuck You also made it into the Taskmaster book of quotes with, "Ah, you fucking zebra." ✓
1347 Series 11 11 You've got no chutzpah. 92 Complete the most tasks 523 Lee Mack 65 fuck Who tells you to attack a fucking lemon?
1348 Series 11 11 You've got no chutzpah. 92 Make the best babushka meal 524 Greg Davies 2 shit Re-babushka a load of shit. ✓
1349 Series 11 11 You've got no chutzpah. 92 Get out of the front gate 525 Lee Mack 65 hell I am dying to know what the hell was going on here. ✓
1350 Series 11 11 An orderly species. 93 The most satisfying wobbly thing 527 Greg Davies 2 shit So they're either all good or they're all shit. It doesn't matter. ✓
1351 Series 11 11 An orderly species. 93 Complete various tasks while saying ‘metronome’ 528 Sarah Kendall 67 fuck Ah, fuck!
1352 Series 11 11 An orderly species. 93 Complete various tasks while saying ‘metronome’ 528 Sarah Kendall 67 fuck Fuck it.
1353 Series 11 11 An orderly species. 93 Complete various tasks while saying ‘metronome’ 528 Jamali Maddix 64 fuck Oh, my god, so dry! No chutney or nothin', fuckin'... done.
1354 Series 11 11 An orderly species. 93 Draw the best picture of a British animal 529 Lee Mack 65 piss We're still pissing in the dark, aren't we, here?
1355 Series 11 11 An orderly species. 93 Draw the best picture of a British animal 529 Alex Horne 1 piss Yeah, but, even if you're pissing in the dark, you know roughly where to aim.
1356 Series 11 11 An orderly species. 93 Draw the best picture of a British animal 529 Jamali Maddix 64 fuck Yeah, I fucked that up.
1357 Series 11 11 An orderly species. 93 Perform the greatest aircraft safety demonstration 530 Lee Mack 65 twat Well, good afternoon, ladies and gentlemen. This is Captain Perigan Twatcustard, welcome aboard the flight.
1358 Series 11 11 An orderly species. 93 Perform the greatest aircraft safety demonstration 530 Lee Mack 65 shit But seriously if you do need a shit, please use the toilets.
1359 Series 11 11 An orderly species. 93 Perform the greatest aircraft safety demonstration 530 Sarah Kendall 67 fuck How does this fucking thing work?!
1360 Series 11 11 An orderly species. 93 One leg or two? 531 Greg Davies 2 fuck Fuck! ✓
1361 Series 11 11 Mr Octopus and Pottyhands. 94 Make the most impressive weather for Taskmaster Island 533 Greg Davies 2 fuck You heard that we want you to fuck an island up and kill everyone. ✓
1362 Series 11 11 Mr Octopus and Pottyhands. 94 Make the most impressive weather for Taskmaster Island 533 Sarah Kendall 67 shit Oh, no. Oh, no! Shit, guys!
1363 Series 11 11 Mr Octopus and Pottyhands. 94 Build and topple a tower for a pot of yoghurt 534 Sarah Kendall 67 bitch Yeah, and then you go in to film and you just get this little bitch. ✓
1364 Series 11 11 Mr Octopus and Pottyhands. 94 Build and topple a tower for a pot of yoghurt 534 Greg Davies 2 bitch Awful, hairy little bitch. ✓
1365 Series 11 11 Mr Octopus and Pottyhands. 94 Build and topple a tower for a pot of yoghurt 534 Greg Davies 2 ass/arse
bitch
He's a punk-ass bitch. ✓
1366 Series 11 11 Mr Octopus and Pottyhands. 94 Build and topple a tower for a pot of yoghurt 534 Jamali Maddix 64 ass/arse
bitch
He's a punk-ass bitch, man. ✓
1367 Series 11 11 Mr Octopus and Pottyhands. 94 Build and topple a tower for a pot of yoghurt 534 Greg Davies 2 piss It's pissing it down with rain and we've got you muttering "please" under your breath. ✓
1368 Series 11 11 Mr Octopus and Pottyhands. 94 Build and topple a tower for a pot of yoghurt 534 Jamali Maddix 64 shit Ah, shit!
1369 Series 11 11 Mr Octopus and Pottyhands. 94 Build and topple a tower for a pot of yoghurt 534 Greg Davies 2 prick ... done, you... prick. ✓
1370 Series 11 11 Mr Octopus and Pottyhands. 94 Build and topple a tower for a pot of yoghurt 534 Greg Davies 2 shit I don't know anyone else in that situation who wouldn't say, "Oh, shit!" ✓
1371 Series 11 11 Mr Octopus and Pottyhands. 94 Build and topple a tower for a pot of yoghurt 534 Lee Mack 65 shit Bullshit!
1372 Series 11 11 Mr Octopus and Pottyhands. 94 Appear as different as possible in four photos 535 Greg Davies 2 shit But at least a human response from you when it fell down, you shouted "bullshit!" ✓
1373 Series 11 11 Activate Jamali. 95 The thing that makes you look the toughest 537 Greg Davies 2 shit I would absolutely shit myself and I would go looking for Sarah. ✓
1374 Series 11 11 Activate Jamali. 95 Make the best picture of a big, scary dinosaur 538 Sarah Kendall 67 shit Shit! Oh, my god. No!
1375 Series 11 11 Activate Jamali. 95 Make the best picture of a big, scary dinosaur 538 Jamali Maddix 64 shit One of the few jobs I had, my auntie used to make me photocopy shit.
1376 Series 11 11 Activate Jamali. 95 Make the best picture of a big, scary dinosaur 538 Jamali Maddix 64 fuck I totally fucked up... I thought Dara O'Brian was the host!
1377 Series 11 11 Activate Jamali. 95 Make the best picture of a big, scary dinosaur 538 Jamali Maddix 64 fuck
shit
Fuck, mate, that, that was a lot of pressure. I actually forgot for a second. I was like, "ah, shit". ✓
1378 Series 11 11 Activate Jamali. 95 Make the best picture of a big, scary dinosaur 538 Greg Davies 2 shit And that directly contrasts with, "One of the few jobs I've had, my auntie used to make me photocopy shit." ✓
1379 Series 11 11 Activate Jamali. 95 Make the best picture of a big, scary dinosaur 538 Greg Davies 2 dick For me, it looks like a dragonfly with two dicks. ✓
1380 Series 11 11 Activate Jamali. 95 Make the best picture of a big, scary dinosaur 538 Jamali Maddix 64 dick I do wanna argue with you, but it kind of does look like a dragonfly with two dicks. ✓
1381 Series 11 11 Activate Jamali. 95 Make the best picture of a big, scary dinosaur 538 Alex Horne 1 bugger Oh, you mad bugger. ✓
1382 Series 11 11 Activate Jamali. 95 Make the best picture of a big, scary dinosaur 538 Alex Horne 1 ass/arse Five bellies, two faces, but my face is the... arse. ✓
1383 Series 11 11 Activate Jamali. 95 Make the best picture of a big, scary dinosaur 538 Lee Mack 65 ass/arse Two quid an hour? You're playing the arsehole! ✓
1384 Series 11 11 Activate Jamali. 95 Scientifically work out how much Alex’s feet and head weigh 539 Jamali Maddix 64 shit Oh, by this time, I was sick of his shit. ✓
1385 Series 11 11 Activate Jamali. 95 Scientifically work out how much Alex’s feet and head weigh 539 Jamali Maddix 64 shit Shit. It's error, 'cause it's weighing too much.
1386 Series 11 11 Activate Jamali. 95 Direct a teammate into the red circle 540 Greg Davies 2 bollock Even in victory, your teammate gets a bollocking. ✓
1387 Series 11 11 Activate Jamali. 95 Direct a teammate into the red circle 540 Greg Davies 2 fuck The fuck?! ✓
1388 Series 11 11 Activate Jamali. 95 Direct a teammate into the red circle 540 Charlotte Ritchie 63 hell This is hell!
1389 Series 11 11 Activate Jamali. 95 Direct a teammate into the red circle 540 Jamali Maddix 64 shit They're like stinging nettles and shit.
1390 Series 11 11 Activate Jamali. 95 Direct a teammate into the red circle 540 Greg Davies 2 fuck You wouldn't have "activated Jamali" at all if he hadn't said "What the fuck am I doing?" ✓

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CREATE TABLE profanity (
   id      INTEGER PRIMARY KEY,
   series  INTEGER REFERENCES series(id),
   episode INTEGER REFERENCES episodes(id),
   task    INTEGER REFERENCES tasks(id),
   speaker INTEGER REFERENCES people(id),
   roots   TEXT,
   quote   TEXT,
   studio  INTEGER
);
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