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1138 Series 10 10 God's haemorrhoid. 75 The nicest thing to put in your mouth 431 Greg Davies 2 shit That's absolute horseshit. ✓
1139 Series 10 10 God's haemorrhoid. 75 The nicest thing to put in your mouth 431 Greg Davies 2 fuck Someone was pouring Gaviscon onto a fucking kebab? ✓
1140 Series 10 10 God's haemorrhoid. 75 The nicest thing to put in your mouth 431 Greg Davies 2 shit It doesn't look like a chicken wing. It looks like a slug or a shit. ✓
1141 Series 10 10 God's haemorrhoid. 75 Fell the coconut, then move the drinks 432 Johnny Vegas 54 piss It looks like Goldilocks came back proper pissed off.
1142 Series 10 10 God's haemorrhoid. 75 Fell the coconut, then move the drinks 432 Daisy May Cooper 53 fuck Two? Oh, fuck.
1143 Series 10 10 God's haemorrhoid. 75 Fell the coconut, then move the drinks 432 Mawaan Rizwan 56 shit Oh, shit... ✓
1144 Series 10 10 God's haemorrhoid. 75 Make a large object vanish 433 Greg Davies 2 shit Otherwise it's no points again, this is gonna be the shittest series of all time. ✓
1145 Series 10 10 God's haemorrhoid. 75 Make a large object vanish 433 Greg Davies 2 damn I thought it was pretty damn fine. ✓
1146 Series 10 10 God's haemorrhoid. 75 Make a large object vanish 433 Greg Davies 2 fuck "I've got this white tiger, what should I do?" "Just stick it in the fucking hedge." ✓
1147 Series 10 10 God's haemorrhoid. 75 Get the most eggs in the pan 434 Johnny Vegas 54 damn Goddamnit!
1148 Series 10 10 God's haemorrhoid. 75 Get the most balls of the same colour in your bucket using litter pickers 435 Katherine Parkinson 55 fuck Oh, fuck it! Excuse me. Sorry. ✓
1149 Series 10 10 God's haemorrhoid. 75 Get the most balls of the same colour in your bucket using litter pickers 435 Katherine Parkinson 55 bugger Oh, bugger! ✓
1150 Series 10 10 A documentary about a despot. 76 The best thing with loads of holes in it 436 Greg Davies 2 Christ Oh, Jesus Christ. These are some of the worst ever. ✓
1151 Series 10 10 A documentary about a despot. 76 The best thing with loads of holes in it 436 Greg Davies 2 fuck Oh, for fuck's sake. ✓
1152 Series 10 10 A documentary about a despot. 76 Find the treasure / Make different, increasingly loud noises 437 Mawaan Rizwan 56 shit It was in the candle. That's some next-level shit.
1153 Series 10 10 A documentary about a despot. 76 Find the treasure / Make different, increasingly loud noises 437 Greg Davies 2 shit Mawaan said, "Whoa, that's some next-level shit." ✓
1154 Series 10 10 A documentary about a despot. 76 Find the treasure / Make different, increasingly loud noises 437 Alex Horne 1 shit So, previous-level shit. ✓
1155 Series 10 10 A documentary about a despot. 76 Find the treasure / Make different, increasingly loud noises 437 Greg Davies 2 shit It's next-level shit! ✓
1156 Series 10 10 A documentary about a despot. 76 Make a portrait of the Taskmaster and his toy using balloons, pegs, and clothing 438 Johnny Vegas 54 hell Bloody hell, it's working.
1157 Series 10 10 A documentary about a despot. 76 Get all the exercise balls in the hoops while in a boat 439 Mawaan Rizwan 56 shit Shit... ✓
1158 Series 10 10 A documentary about a despot. 76 Get all the exercise balls in the hoops while in a boat 439 Greg Davies 2 fuck He was thinking laterally and I like that, but he fucked up. ✓
1159 Series 10 10 A documentary about a despot. 76 Get all the exercise balls in the hoops while in a boat 439 Katherine Parkinson 55 fuck
hell
Fucking hell.
1160 Series 10 10 A documentary about a despot. 76 Get all the exercise balls in the hoops while in a boat 439 Alex Horne 1 ass/arse He knew it was happening, he referred to his arse as his old fella. ✓
1161 Series 10 10 A documentary about a despot. 76 Get all the exercise balls in the hoops while in a boat 439 Johnny Vegas 54 ass/arse Oh, you arsehole!
1162 Series 10 10 A documentary about a despot. 76 Get all the exercise balls in the hoops while in a boat 439 Johnny Vegas 54 shit That's proper reach-for-the-stars, next-level shit, that. ✓
1163 Series 10 10 A documentary about a despot. 76 Guess what is making the noises 440 Alex Horne 1 shit I mean, the listening of some of these guys, it was next-level shit. ✓
1164 Series 10 10 Point of swivel. 77 Make the best upside-down film 443 Greg Davies 2 fuck Imagine Lionel Richie watching this going, "Is that my legacy, walking on the fucking ceiling?" ✓
1165 Series 10 10 Point of swivel. 77 Make the best upside-down film 443 Greg Davies 2 bastard The poor bastards have to Blu-Tack their fruit to a plate! ✓
1166 Series 10 10 Point of swivel. 77 Make the best upside-down film 443 Mawaan Rizwan 56 fuck Why, you selfish motherfucker!
1167 Series 10 10 Point of swivel. 77 Make the best upside-down film 443 Greg Davies 2 shit I know, it's shit! It's worse than yours, I know. ✓
1168 Series 10 10 Point of swivel. 77 Put the most spaghetti in a grapefruit 444 Katherine Parkinson 55 piss Oh, piss on that.
1169 Series 10 10 Point of swivel. 77 Put the most spaghetti in a grapefruit 444 Richard Herring 57 bollock Ah, bollocks.
1170 Series 10 10 Point of swivel. 77 Put the most spaghetti in a grapefruit 444 Greg Davies 2 piss It was only Katherine, at one point inexplicably saying "Piss on that", that stopped me from running into traffic during it. ✓
1171 Series 10 10 Point of swivel. 77 Put the most spaghetti in a grapefruit 444 Mawaan Rizwan 56 fuck What the fuck. Wait, is this... is this not gone... have you got nighttime cameras?
1172 Series 10 10 Point of swivel. 77 Put the most spaghetti in a grapefruit 444 Daisy May Cooper 53 fuck Oh, fuck's sake!
1173 Series 10 10 Point of swivel. 77 Catapult a shoe into a bathtub 445 Mawaan Rizwan 56 damn Argh! Damn it!
1174 Series 10 10 Toshwash. 78 The cheekiest food 447 Mawaan Rizwan 56 ass/arse That looks more like an arse than your cake. ✓
1175 Series 10 10 Toshwash. 78 Make the phone ring 448 Mawaan Rizwan 56 shit Oh, shit.
1176 Series 10 10 Toshwash. 78 Make the phone ring 448 Mawaan Rizwan 56 hell What the hell is this?
1177 Series 10 10 Toshwash. 78 Make the phone ring 448 Richard Herring 57 cock That's the scary thing! Three cocks.
1178 Series 10 10 Toshwash. 78 Make the phone ring 448 Greg Davies 2 ass/arse Like when you were pulling yourself around on a boat all huffin' and puffin' with your big dad-ass out. ✓
1179 Series 10 10 Toshwash. 78 Make the phone ring 448 Johnny Vegas 54 ass/arse "Make this phone ring, not shove it up your arse and pretend you're going through customs."
1180 Series 10 10 Toshwash. 78 Drop a water balloon as far as possible without it bursting 450 Mawaan Rizwan 56 fuck Didn't wanna fuck with the specimen, innit? ✓
1181 Series 10 10 Toshwash. 78 Drop a water balloon as far as possible without it bursting 450 Johnny Vegas 54 hell You know what? Just for the hell of it, put the shoes on.
1182 Series 10 10 Toshwash. 78 Drop a water balloon as far as possible without it bursting 450 Katherine Parkinson 55 fuck I just think if I'm gonna win, I should go to the full amount, because some fucker's gonna. Sorry.
1183 Series 10 10 Toshwash. 78 Drop a water balloon as far as possible without it bursting 450 Greg Davies 2 fuck Did you really think he was gonna jump off that fucking winch? ✓
1184 Series 10 10 Toshwash. 78 Roll an edible sphere across a line as slowly as possible 451 Greg Davies 2 fuck Not kiwi versus tomato! It's fucking madness! ✓
1185 Series 10 10 I hate your trainers. 79 Bag the heaviest thing from the greatest distance 453 Greg Davies 2 fuck And I was like, "What the fuck?!" ✓
1186 Series 10 10 I hate your trainers. 79 Bag the heaviest thing from the greatest distance 453 Daisy May Cooper 53 fuck Fuck!
1187 Series 10 10 I hate your trainers. 79 Bag the heaviest thing from the greatest distance 453 Greg Davies 2 fuck I mean, the only thing of merit in the whole task yet again was her use of the word "fuck". ✓
1188 Series 10 10 I hate your trainers. 79 Paint a howling wolf on a rotating teapot 454 Mawaan Rizwan 56 shit Oh, shit, man, I'm so bad at multitasking.
1189 Series 10 10 I hate your trainers. 79 Paint a howling wolf on a rotating teapot 454 Mawaan Rizwan 56 shit Shit, I know more than I thought.
1190 Series 10 10 I hate your trainers. 79 Paint a howling wolf on a rotating teapot 454 Johnny Vegas 54 shit It just looks like that cat that shits in me yard every night.
1191 Series 10 10 I hate your trainers. 79 Paint a howling wolf on a rotating teapot 454 Greg Davies 2 Christ Oh, Jesus Christ. ✓
1192 Series 10 10 I hate your trainers. 79 Do something out of character with £20 455 Daisy May Cooper 53 fuck
piss
I can never be bothered to queue for the fucking Portaloo. I just piss where I stand. ✓
1193 Series 10 10 I hate your trainers. 79 Do something out of character with £20 455 Greg Davies 2 shit Just shit yourse... ✓
1194 Series 10 10 I hate your trainers. 79 Do something out of character with £20 455 Greg Davies 2 shit I know that PRO magazine have a policy of their cover model is always just about to have a shit. ✓
1195 Series 10 10 I hate your trainers. 79 Do something out of character with £20 455 Richard Herring 57 shit Because I don't believe in any of that bullshit. ✓
1196 Series 10 10 I hate your trainers. 79 Do something out of character with £20 455 Mawaan Rizwan 56 bitch "I'm a sexy badass bitch." I added that last bit myself. ✓
1197 Series 10 10 I hate your trainers. 79 Feed your team-mate(s) the most watermelon 456 Johnny Vegas 54 shit I'm gonna be shitting pips for a week.
1198 Series 10 10 I hate your trainers. 79 List words of a certain length without hesitating 457 Mawaan Rizwan 56 shit Yeah, I just know shit. ✓
1199 Series 10 10 I hate your trainers. 79 List words of a certain length without hesitating 457 Daisy May Cooper 53 wank
fuck
shit
cunt
tits
cock
Wank, fuck, shit, cunt, bums, tits, cock, task, mask... ✓
1200 Series 10 10 I hate your trainers. 79 List words of a certain length without hesitating 457 Daisy May Cooper 53 cock Cocks. ✓
1201 Series 10 10 I hate your trainers. 79 List words of a certain length without hesitating 457 Daisy May Cooper 53 wank Wanks. ✓
1202 Series 10 10 I hate your trainers. 79 List words of a certain length without hesitating 457 Daisy May Cooper 53 shit Shits. ✓
1203 Series 10 10 Hippopotamus. 80 Quietly make a cocktail 459 Daisy May Cooper 53 fuck Fuck's sake!
1204 Series 10 10 Hippopotamus. 80 Quietly make a cocktail 459 Alex Horne 1 fuck You've called it The Fuck "Sa-keh".
1205 Series 10 10 Hippopotamus. 80 Quietly make a cocktail 459 Alex Horne 1 fuck Fuck Sake?
1206 Series 10 10 Hippopotamus. 80 Quietly make a cocktail 459 Greg Davies 2 fuck
fuck
I liked Fuck "Sak-eh" better than Fuck Sake. It was just you with your clever wordplay. ✓
1207 Series 10 10 Hippopotamus. 80 Quietly make a cocktail 459 Greg Davies 2 fuck Well, if you bought that in a pub, you would say "Fuck sake!" ✓
1208 Series 10 10 Hippopotamus. 80 Quietly make a cocktail 459 Mawaan Rizwan 56 shit No, I'd never drink that shit. It's literally out the bin, dude.
1209 Series 10 10 Hippopotamus. 80 Quietly make a cocktail 459 Greg Davies 2 fuck Two points goes to For Fuck Sake, and one point because it was a glass of milk. ✓
1210 Series 10 10 Hippopotamus. 80 Draw the animal watching you from the mirror 460 Johnny Vegas 54 wank Wanker!
1211 Series 10 10 Hippopotamus. 80 Draw the animal watching you from the mirror 460 Greg Davies 2 hell I don't know what the hell's going on there. ✓
1212 Series 10 10 Hippopotamus. 80 Transfer the water from one barrel to another 461 Daisy May Cooper 53 fuck Oh, fuck!
1213 Series 10 10 Hippopotamus. 80 Transfer the water from one barrel to another 461 Daisy May Cooper 53 fuck
hell
Fuckin' hell.
1214 Series 10 10 Hippopotamus. 80 Transfer the water from one barrel to another 461 Katherine Parkinson 55 bastard Little bastard. There's a hole in the bottom.
1215 Series 10 10 Hippopotamus. 80 Draw animals using straight lines 462 Mawaan Rizwan 56 hell What the hell is that? ✓
1216 Series 10 10 Hippopotamus. 80 Draw animals using straight lines 462 Greg Davies 2 Christ I mean, Jesus Christ! ✓
1217 Series 10 10 Hippopotamus. 80 Draw animals using straight lines 462 Richard Herring 57 fuck It's a fucking thing. ✓
1218 Series 10 10 Legit glass. 81 Move two chickens around a course using a remote-control car and a mobility scooter 464 Daisy May Cooper 53 bugger Come on, little buggers.
1219 Series 10 10 Legit glass. 81 Move two chickens around a course using a remote-control car and a mobility scooter 464 Daisy May Cooper 53 fuck If that's what the future looks like, it can fuck off. ✓
1220 Series 10 10 Legit glass. 81 Move two chickens around a course using a remote-control car and a mobility scooter 464 Daisy May Cooper 53 bollock Ah, bollocks. ✓
1221 Series 10 10 Legit glass. 81 Communicate the safe contents via reversed audio 465 Daisy May Cooper 53 fuck Fuck!
1222 Series 10 10 Legit glass. 81 Communicate the safe contents via reversed audio 465 Daisy May Cooper 53 fuck Nobody's ever spoken fucking backwards, Richard! ✓
1223 Series 10 10 Legit glass. 81 Make the best and longest-lasting marble run 466 Mawaan Rizwan 56 shit It's, like, legit glass, innit? Yeah, shit, okay.
1224 Series 10 10 Legit glass. 81 Make the best and longest-lasting marble run 466 Greg Davies 2 ass/arse
ass/arse
I've been a real arsehole this series. And if I wasn't an arsehole to you, it would look like I favored you... ✓
1225 Series 10 10 Legit glass. 81 Make the best and longest-lasting marble run 466 Greg Davies 2 shit But then Katherine so overshadowed it, I now think the washing machine thing's shit! ✓
1226 Series 10 10 Legit glass. 81 Communicate things to the Taskmaster using only sounds 467 Greg Davies 2 fuck I haven't got a fucking clue. ✓
1227 Series 10 10 Legit glass. 81 Communicate things to the Taskmaster using only sounds 467 Daisy May Cooper 53 fuck
hell
Fucking hell. ✓
1228 Series 10 10 Legit glass. 81 Communicate things to the Taskmaster using only sounds 467 Greg Davies 2 shit Bullshit. ✓
1229 Series 10 10 Moments of silence. 82 Fill the cup to overflowing without touching the red green 470 Daisy May Cooper 53 fuck That's fucking great, what I just done.
1230 Series 10 10 Moments of silence. 82 Fill the cup to overflowing without touching the red green 470 Greg Davies 2 fuck Yeah, she's gonna fuck you up, mate. ✓
1231 Series 10 10 Moments of silence. 82 Fill the cup to overflowing without touching the red green 470 Katherine Parkinson 55 fuck Fuck that!
1232 Series 10 10 Moments of silence. 82 Fill the cup to overflowing without touching the red green 470 Katherine Parkinson 55 fuck What's the fucking cow there for, anyway?
1233 Series 10 10 Moments of silence. 82 Learn your lines and perform a scene 471 Katherine Parkinson 55 fuck Everyone, chill the fuck out!
1234 Series 10 10 Moments of silence. 82 Learn your lines and perform a scene 471 Richard Herring 57 fuck Oh, fuck.
1235 Series 10 10 Moments of silence. 82 Learn your lines and perform a scene 471 Alex Horne 1 damn But it's damn rude.
1236 Series 10 10 Moments of silence. 82 Learn your lines and perform a scene 471 Richard Herring 57 damn Aye, but it's damn rude!
1237 Series 10 10 Moments of silence. 82 Learn your lines and perform a scene 471 Greg Davies 2 wank "I was playing Wanking Man in a Bush..." ✓

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CREATE TABLE profanity (
   id      INTEGER PRIMARY KEY,
   series  INTEGER REFERENCES series(id),
   episode INTEGER REFERENCES episodes(id),
   task    INTEGER REFERENCES tasks(id),
   speaker INTEGER REFERENCES people(id),
   roots   TEXT,
   quote   TEXT,
   studio  INTEGER
);
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